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  • HI republic! Lets partial

  • Mikojan Gurevits-21 ready to destroy

    PS MIG is Mikojan Gurevits

  • HELLO REPUBLIC PEOPLE!!!

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  • Thumbs Up If U Think The Video And Comments Are GaY!

  • Hilarious!!!!! Never fly RyanAir

  • hahahah watch my video guysss

  • I don't get whats funny this is just normal Ryanair isn't it

  • Thumbs up if you hate ryanair

  • This video is completely untrue!!!

    Ryan Air charges in euros!!

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  • LOL I just got back from a ryanair flight from frankfurt hahn to manchester.

    The air hostesses were all munters, they gave no free food (lufthansa ftw), the plane was ugly as fuck inside, and the pilots were absolute shite - having to use the emergency brake making everyone shit themselves 'cos they came into land too fast.

    Fuck I'm going with lufthansa next time. At least their air hostesses give me something for the wank bank.

  • fuck ryanair

  • NEVER FLY WITH RYANAIR!!!! NEVER!!!!

  • @Sabockis On some routes one has absolutely no choice!

  • y32 heui2i

  • fuking global warming

  • Only idiots will fly IDIOT AIRLINES

  • FLY EASYJET!

    O'Leary Air is a SCAM!

    And besides it is expensive : I paid 350€ for 2 adults and a child to Girona (they say it's Barcelona when it is 120 km from Barcelona, liers!) it's "high cost" in my book. Oh yes I had 3 suitcases (one per person). "Don't fly with luggage, you morons"! says Mr O'Leary

    I hope this pirate company will be outlawed, FUCK THEM!

  • @towaritch I think that this is what the video is all about. The seat does not cost much if you book early but everything else is charged extra. As you mention there is the 'renaming of airports' - Girona is now Barcelona. I thought I was flying to Glasgow and only when the 'plane landed did I find out I was in Ayr. And that was from Brussels South (namely somewhere near Charleroi and nowhere near Brussels).

  • ohhhhhhhhhhh

  • thanks

  • thanks

  • Aw. I love Ryanair, I use them all last year for about 12 flights throughout Europe & I go to my destination on time and very cheaply. Everybody I know complains about airline food being crap, so why's it such a big thing you don't get a meal?!

  • seatbelts can be perchased for 5 dollars

  • I read something in the news, a man had a heart attack on a Ryanair flight, and they gave him a drink and a sandwich and then charged him for it !

  • Lol Ryanair doesn't have this much legroom.

  • FUCK YOU ATHEIST382. Just shut the hell up cause thats where your goin. Hell

  • ryanair is the on big junk Irish airline

  • It isnt parody, its truth!

  • I see the Ryanair Marketing Department have showed up.  Ryanair are utterly shite. The worst thing for me in the staff: Loudly bantering with each other throughout the flight, looking down their noses at you, not speaking a recognisable English (I mean, I speak other languages, but when one speaks English it should be understandable).

  • Iv got to fly with them I'm scared

  • xD That was harsh xD

  • Thank you for sharing this information. The information was very helpful and saved a lot of my time.

  • They are cheap, but when I went to Ireland from London UK, I simply didn't pay for any extras. BTW, if they remake this, they'll have no problem with the charges: most airplanes charge by credit card for anything now, so no worries about unexpected high charges or correct change... charge it!

  • cheap ass plane 7 years ago i flew from johannesburg SA to Doha Qatar and they didnt even give us a class of water without paying

  • @lilbigbrow

    can you at least bring your own food on board barring it's not easily spoiled?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • si, pero la realdad es que las aerolíneas que no cuentan con una low cost ya están como locos por crearla

  • Ryan Air? This looks like Airtran! Ether that or Southwest Airlines, anyway they're now combining into an even crappier airline!

  • nice video........

  • I didnt laugh at ALL

  • I just got my ticket from africaplane com

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  • @LEWISH19931 You have been Flagged for spam for Copying and Pasting this ( ps. you have been reported aswell )

  • @LEWISH19931 Hahahaha, your comment made me lol and was just as funny as the video. Cool.

  • lolololololololol

  • the most safe airline ever

  • Seems legit.

  • Toilets at the front & back of the airport... that was the best :-)

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  • and apparently it's going to be true.

  • It's true XP

  • @Juanjillocr First, You must to know learn the word "respect", it will be very useful in your life.. Second, I'm not talking about "Airbus" Company, its just a wordplay, Obviously you didn't catch it.. XD

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  • HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIKE IT

  • Lmfao

  • This has nothing to do with Ryanair it was an american parody.

  • It's better than Ryanair - you get a peanut!

  • @Ayrshore bad news for you she said that the flight attendant may or may not go down the aisle and she also said if she chooses to you will be given a peanut.

  • @Michaeljaroszewski Still better than Ryanair - you've no chance of getting a peanut, unless you pay 3 quid for a packet...

  • Hahaha Wellcome to.... RyanBUS!

  • @Paulatinna Idiot, Airbus puts every effort to build safer planes... that being said, this is about the airliners not aircraft manufactures and poor service most airlines (specially america) offer

  • hilarious!!!!

  • Excellent

  • Ne beatboxaa ja räppää mikkiin siellä. (oikeasti siis...)

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  • @JB3PAC hay hay hay joke from a soong you listen to: i take it u like CANABIS

  • lmfao

  • why called it ryanair when not?

  • I've enjoyed the video a lot, that was really funny...so how much is the charge for leaving a comment here.... hahahahaha

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  • Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.

    Arriving in a hotel in Dublin ,he went to the bar and asked for a pint

    of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one

    Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."

    Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's a very competitive

    price," and handed over his money.

    "Will you be wanting a glass with that?" enquired the barman............

  • This wasn't funny, and why were they rushing to put on masks when their plane clearly wasn't in any danger? Did any of the million plus people even spot that? Plus this has literally nothing to do with Ryanair. Did I say this wasn't funny already?

  • Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.

    Arriving in a hotel in Dublin ,he went to the bar and asked for a pint

    of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one

    Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."

    Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's a very competitive

    price," and handed over his money.

    "Will you be wanting a glass with that?" enquired the barman............

  • 76 people work for ryanair 1,448 people work for aer lingus

  • @Luigi32826 wait 1,449 for aer lingus for got to like it

  • hiring now -> careerstarts.info <- i just got an interview

  • this is really fkin funny Giz a thumbs up if u think this is funny

  • They missed the not out before funny inthe name of this video

  • So funny

  • well i have flown with ryanair times throughout europe.

    They are cheap yes they are, what do they provide less than any other airline? nothingthey sell shit as does every other airline regardless of the big fellas. I saved an average of €500 flying with ryanair last year. i got to my destination on time, and please dont be crying about paying for your bag being to big, if you dont check before you fly then you are a retard, its there in writing take a back pak for god sake. Ryanair 100%

  • @APERTUREKING Agreed, for short trip it is likely the best airline for money value, I saved a lot where I would have spent much more. Departure's and arrival's time are acceptable, I had experienced a max delay of 15 mins, which is kind of alright.

  • In my flight with ryanair, the steward was walking with a bunch of newspapers and nobody asked for one.

    Then he said to all passengers "Newspapers are free", 2 minutes later there were no more newspapers ^^

  • So true..

  • This is MadTV, idiots.

  • This is some of the RyanAir traveling I did this year. I really can't complain. I could never have imagined traveling like that in the US. Thank god for RyanAir.

    Valencia to Sevilla - 15€ round trip

    Valencia to Portugal - 40€ round trip

    Valencia to Venice - 90€ round trip

    Valencia to Marrakech - €32 round trip

  • LISA SCOTTOLINE DIRTY BLONDE

  • definatley not ryanair... they dont operate in america -.-

    

  • Lmaaooooo its like Frontier Airlines cheap seats but they charge you even to breath

  • Lmaaooooo

  • oh screw that airline

  • I don't get it, why don't people just not pay for the shit then?

  • Wow wow wow wow! Why is everyone hating on RyanAir. RyanAir is the best thing that ever happened to flying. 10 euros to come from Spain to Italy??!!!! Fuck yeah! Why would you complain!!

  • @Champraves311 cause the tickets cost 10 euros but then you have to pay for EVERYTHING else

  • @luctadeusz Well dont pay for eveything else. I only traveled ryanair with a carry on and always made sure i ate before the flight. Ryanair flights are never more than a couple of hours anyway. Quit your complaining.

  • @Champraves311

    because ryanair is a piece of shit airline that would charge you to go to the bathroom except Boeing won't let them

  • @turbo1431 law wont let them boeing has nothing to do with it

  • @Champraves311 The ticket is cheap but then you have to pay for everything else. But mybe it's worth it? And are they safe? And if they have to land on an another aiport, then you probably have to get to your destination by your own. If bigger companies like SAS have to land on an another airport they usally get a bus for there passengers.

  • @Mr77os1 What is everything else? If you are a simple traveler with just a carry on luggage, and a ability to resist10€ pretzels then there is no anything else. Flights will always be less than 30€. When I flew to Venice, I saw online that the airport was a 45 minute bus ride away and looked up that I could get a bus ticket to the city. Same case in Milan, 1 hour bus ride to the city. Whats the big deal? Just know which airport your plane is getting to and arrange it from there.

  • @Champraves311 Nha

    

  • I would go crazy on this flight they would have to lnad the plane.

  • @MrBrisbane97 Because Ryanair tries to capitalize on EVERYTHING.

  • hahaha Actually it is not so cheap to fly with Ryanair, which many believe there are many hidden charges, i hate Ryanair!!!

  • I bet the Oxygen masks drop alot!

  • Oh Ryan Air, you suck! When you tried to land for the 2nd time in 40 minutes, I couldn't pay attention bc I was too busy barfing into my shopping bag bc you don't offer barf bags like normal airlines.

  • doesn't it need to be pounds/euros seeing as it' an uk thingy like Grant said.

  • first it's funny but then it gets more and more boring!

  • i thought ryanair was a uk company ?

  • @GrantW219 Its not, its Irish

  • @gaylestephen ahhh cool, its just in the video they say dollers so my first thought was american

  • Hell,& there's me thinking that was the crappiest attempt at an "Oirish" accent I'd ever heard,lol!

    Folk might wanna check out Fascinating Aida "Cheap Flights".It is hilarious!

  • Too funny!

  • not lol

    

  • That is sssssooooooooooooo funny hands up if you agree

  • Hahahahaha!!

  • On Ryan Air they would charge for the single peanut and napkin.

  • fascinating aida`s song is better,fecking ryanair (noo one reply to this comment otherwise I`ll spam all your channel comments.)

  • @ahhhh260 feck off

  • @garrington120 no you feck off stfu noob

  • barato es. Los complementos son los caros....jajaj

  • lavratories at the front and rear in the AIRPORT hahah :D

  • ITS NOT TRUE!! I FLY WITH RYAN AIR EVERY 2 MONTHS AND i never pay nothing!!!

  • @TheJodie01 so u pay always?

  • blasphemies even this way is the cheaper airline idiots

  • Fuck Ryanair. Just stop with the pissing about and give me one price.

    What you trying to hide? Cunts.

  • At least the oxygen masks were free but NOT THE OXYGEN!!¡¡

  • well well well~~~~~~~~ Ryanair~~~ Michael O'Leary

  • this is funny, but it should be in pounds, not dollars.

  • For all you dipsticks who took this seriously, it's meant to be fun - remember "FUN"??

  • For all you dipsticks who took this seriously, it's meant to be fun - remember "FUN"??

  • Thank you and have a nice pay.

  • @TheDCode Oh I see what you did there! I see i see!

  • No Ryanair is an Irish company. This sketch has absolutely nothing to do with Ryanair - people have just put the Ryanair name on the front as it's a "funny" stereotype that they have hidden charges for everything.

  • @callum9999 Thank you Mr. Obvious!

  • Well, I must say I fly A LOT with Ryanair, and although I love it, I still find this video amusing. Those people who disliked it gotta start learning to laugh on life and maybe giggle at themselves. Don't be a sad bastard. :) As always, exact change is appreciated.

    P.S.: Still, hey to Ryanair crew, who manage to treat us like we are on quality flight and their pilots (99% on time flights). God bless all these people that spend their day on air, to keep us moving from one country to another.

  • Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha.....ha. That is hi-larious!! Probably the funniest thing i've seen or will ever see....

  • One thing I admire about Britain is that people have the tolerance to enjoy a programme like this. In Japan, this type of humour will be taken as offensive mockery and the TV company will be forced to apologise. We the Japanese are serious people. It works well in business especially in manufacturing but being too serious with no sense of humour or wit is also our weak spot.

  • @tnakai1971jp uh...this is an American program. Mad TV.

  • @scarcastic

    I thought the company was based in the UK. So Ryan Air is a US company. I did not know. Thanks.

  • @tnakai1971jp Ryan Air is actually Irish although one of its main bases is in the UK. this advert poked fun at all budget airlines, including ryan air, in general because they decided not to include in-flight meals in their air fares & ryan air thought of the dotty idea to charge passengers a few euros to use the toilet/restrooms.

  • @gaylestephen

    Thanks for pointing them out. I am an ignorant Japanese with virtually no education.

    I think many passengers would be happy with no meals for 5 hours or even 12 hours. As long as the service takes all the necessary safety precautions, I would be personally happy.

    In-flight catering duties must be very tiring for the flight attendants. I therefore welcome more alternatives and options for both passengers and prospective cabin staff.

  • Yes it is true, they are doing business by cheating & hidden expenditures

  • When you compare it to train travel - I've many a time paid 70+ quid for the "pleasure" of crouching in the corridor of a train, next to the toilet that gets cleaned once month, where it's so crowded you can't even reach the drinks trolley even if you WANT to pay 6quid for the thinnest sandwich you've ever seen, for over TWO HOURS. compared to that, ryanair is first class luxury, and cheaper than car travel if you're sensible and don't CHOOSE to pay for the unnecessary extras!

  • Ryanair are amazing! No I don't work for them, I just fly with them on a very regular basis. If you don't like them, just pay 50 times more to fly with a different airline! You get what you pay for.

    I, on the other hand, don't have 600 quid every time I want to go abroad, so I think that fitting all your luggage into a rucksack and going 2 hours (at MOST!) without a sandwich is a pretty good deal if it only costs you 15 quid!!

    Quit moaning folks!

  • Stop the critisism! It's just funny!

  • Stop the critisism! It's just funny!

  • @denvix100. Deal with it. Ryanair is shite.

  • I am disgusted with people who criticize Ryanair, most critics choose our airline. Ryanair can get away at all social levels. Thank you Ryanair

  • Great stuff and, unfortunately, not too far from the mark!

  • apple - ryanair : 1 - 1

  • I'm lmao. That was good

  • This is not true at all, nor is it realistic, I mean c'mon, look at those seats....they look to be much more comfortable than Ryan Air's crap (plastic) seats!!

  • This couldn't be Ryanair. There is a roomy spare seat between the passengers and their knees aren't crammed up into the back of the seat in front. Also, the flight attendant wouldn't be just standing there talking about seat belts, she's be selling lottery tickets, bingo cards, aftershave and crappy expensive dried out sandwiches and crisps.

  • @mucalinda This is just part of a comedy show. Not a real RyanAir flight. Had it been I'm sure all of that would never happen on a real RyanAir flight.

  • @mucalinda screw u if u r dissing my home country (ireland if u havnt caught on) but otherwise TOTTALLY xD

  • @mucalinda and this is sooooooooooo fake, he accent is american WTF ?!?!

  • Love it. This might have been a parody when it was made, but not anymore! It's a pretty apt description of what big business and big airlines really think of their customers.

  • OMG, yes, the UK used £ and not $ but that is not the point! The concept of cheap flights is the same!

  • This clip is not about Ryanair this is a clip from the USA show MADTV hence the dollars!

  • That's fucking gay. Britain uses pounds, not dollars...

  • Fly BA if you can afford it.

    I would never fucking use that farce of an airline!

  • I love it.

  • Fuck all you whingers. I flew from Dublin to Berlin for a total of 45 euro. Why would I give a fuck about leg-room, meals, stewardesses and all that shit on a 2 hour flight?

  • @Shanemac88 exactly! I flew manchester to dusseldorf and BACK for 15 quid last year!! and there's only extra costs if you CHOOSE to pay for them! How can you complain about that?? who the fuck would seriously pay an extra 200 quid for an hour and a half long flight just to get a free microwave meal and a comfy seat, unless you're actually the queen.

  • @Shanemac88 Because other people maybe do?

  • Very funny!!!

  • I will NEVER fly these low life company again, if you are smart: once it will be too much for you too!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I have just done a Huge turd and it would be a shame to flush it, does anyone have Micheal O'learys address including postcode ?