Chewin the Fat Stonner

[WDH59510]

Was this on a Hogmanay special ? I have the box set (seasons 1-4) of CtF and haven't found it there. Good stuff, looking 4ward to seeing the rest !!!

[cjfrfc]

maw al need tae phone yae back , johns got a stawner ! hahahahahahaha

[screamerbird]

fuckin brilliant,really miss scots humour...

[pMcARDENboyz]

ha neerly gave victor a heart attack

[Andypotent]

Hahaha, that dude went to my high school. Would always here something relating to a stonner when he walked by. I think he had to leave it was that bad.

[sumhinsilly]

pmsl "NOO YER GRANNIE KNOWS" lolololololololol

[sumhinsilly]

is the next partof this not on here???

a pist masel laffin the when he got huckled fur the stawner carryon anthe maws shoutin "YER DEID TAE ME"

[seanyw89hotmailcom]

I don't think u deserved a thumbs down for pointing out the differences in slang but it's not British slang, it's Scottish,you have to remember Scotland has always been different from the rest of the UK and could well become independent in the next decade

[abdog89]

crap

[NUTTER1234567890123]

TOO FUCKING FUNNY! LMAO! :D

[jMz2oo6]

haha thats me a best pal, (wae the stauner) since I was a wee lad, not seen him in ages, I didn't even search for this clip, just happened to see it.

[wullieH22]

Noo ur granny knows. LMAO

[brian23gibson]

its stonner , lik to stand caus his knob is "standing" as it were pronounced stawner just to wrap tht up 4 u stabby :D:D:D

[StabbyTheClown]

This show is funny as hell, but the slang keeps throwing me for a loop.

Where I'm from a "stonner" is someone who smokes a lot of grass. Hence they get "stoned".

There's another skit involving the word fanny, which is a benign way of refrencing someones behind, but it seems to have a very different meaning in the UK.

[chackwor]

yeah with the accents and the slang sometimes, i can't understand what is being said. the american equivalent to "stonner" would be the word "boner." very funny show though!

[reecenolan]

WHY HIV YOU DONE THIS TAE US!!!

LOL

[666Death666Core666]

anybody know were i can get the full clip coz the rest of the clip is better his girlfriend aunt n uncle and the police come in i cant seem to find it anywere someone help me

[I9kieran94]

nah m8, dont have a clue. best hing tae dae is find the DVD..

[drewcox010101]

scottish comedy kicks the arse of all uk comedies.

[McBob1992]

Comedy that makes me proud to be Scottish

[Dragunai]

aaaaah scottish humour, nothing better in europe.

[oberon06]

shut the fuck up wi the arguin and just laugh fur fuck sake.

[cheekynicolexxx]

omg this is soo funny mahan ya dirty wee bast*** lmao

[Hughie62]

Stauners lol

[tashpish]

NOO YER GRANNY KNOWS!!!!

LOLOL!!

[aidenmccloskey]

what series if this from?

[neilss1]

chewin the fat

[aidenmccloskey]

aye, i know it's chewin' the fat, but which series?

[poix1970]

superb

[LEWISxGORMANxR7]

Kilmarnock :D

[DanielnEmma]

hahahahhhahahaha

[JIMMYBUSHIDO]

stonner...

ie

a stander

an erect penis

goat it pal

[laurasboyy]

a stauner is yar dik mate

[CiaranMikk1]

monkeyhangers a poof.

yer patters too good for me mate :-)

ye only sing on the waltzers [8]

the wheels on the house go round and round [8]

fuckin tinker.

[monkeyhanger321]

How do you make a weegie bored?

Take away his buckfast and his jellies.

[oollaallaa]

omglol hilarious

[juzzen]

i have no idea whats being said

[3dog9ty]

First time I've heard that word but a very funny clip indeed. Thanks for posting.

[real4laliga]

erm am fae aberdeen , east o scotland nd a kent fit a stauner wiz yi whalaper

[andymacceltic]

Are you trying to type with an accent? Scumbag

[Silencescreams32]

lol.Isn't that the most retarded thing in the world?'haw, ma pure fing-ers huv goat tae pure replica...replicat.. make me sound like ma voice.' pisses me right off.

[groinhat]

So, summing up, nobody in England, North America or the East of Scotland knew what a stauner (see, I'm as pedantic as the rest) was, but they cleverly deduced it from the context :-)

When the oil runs out, Strathclyde will be independent once more.

[Lickmytoe]

haha

nightmare

never heard it being called that though

[brian23gibson]

any more abusive comments will be deleted it really annoys me

[Boabyo]

Why is it that whenever a British video is put on youtube a fukn trans-atlantic arguement breaks out? If you don't like the vid get tae fuk.

"Why have you done this tae us?!?"

[stabtheimage]

aye well said mate-if this keeps going on then fuck the lot of ye's, Glasgow is becoming it's own state & we'll unleash hordes of ned armies on both sides of the atlantic! This is the dawn of the Glaswegian Empire!

[08Hattie]

theres so many words for it lol its boner i hear alot

[judderman37]

First time ive heard of the word 'Stonner' and im from Edinburgh! I get it means gettin a stiffy? Sounds like theyre saying Boner.

[spangel3]

lol man how you not hear of stoner. I live near edinburgh too and i use the word, along with hundreds of other people i'v met lol. You just not talkin to the right people man.

[dragonprince05]

I also loved the second part! When the police are there and the dad is screaming "HES NO SON OF MINE!!!" hahaha

[dragonprince05]

When I first saw this I coulndae fuckin MOVE fae laughin! Wiz eatin ma fuckin carpet! lol "NOO YER GRANNY KNOWS!!!!!!"

[Hutch8824]

whats the song on tv called at 0:01 to 0.15please answer back

[eweyewewe]

i think it's called "generic elevator funk"

[mdplyr442]

ya all diniy cine wht stonner means dea ya

[ronbonjovi10]

get the longer version wen the polis come tht fukin classic

still very chuffed aboot seein this gd work

[brian23gibson]

oh yeah 4got bout the second part lol  will do wen i get round to it lol

[PaddYMcavoY]

evrycunt shutup fs :)) watch laugh then fuk off lol fukin losers

[LglovesCf]

Classiccc Lol..

Awwk Weesht Eh Lot Eh Yeez Scotland Is Eh Best England Get Over It :-]..

Dus It Fuckin Matter Who We Like N Who We Dont Like Its Upti Wurself Wit Happins Who Gives A Shit Lol..

Get Oan Way Yer Aen Life N Stop Tryin Tae Fix Ebdy Elses Lol We DONT Fuckin Careee(A) :-]

[hunslayer88]

ha ha that guy has a small dick mines is 14.5 inces!

[rougier70]

Are you sure you don't mean millimeters and not inches.

[animationation]

Can't we all just get a long? :P

So some people have their different views and opinions, big deal. Everyone is different, and that's the best part :)

Attacking each other over something as this isn't going to solve any problems...

[ryanmulvaney07]

A few of ma mates are English and they'r brilliant but a must say the majority of English folk a'v met are arrogant bastards.

[ryanmulvaney07]

A meant to reply that tae the person who suggested we should all just 'get along'.

[SWF90]

a love it when the dad gets mad lol

[george6111]

Brilliant whit series is this in again

[owm14]

i dont get it ?

[Solas9]

they only showed the first part the whole of it is funny he got a bonner and there acting like hes on drugs you gota see full of it

[Keith4DaChelski]

DIRTY WEE BASTARD!!!

[GothButterfly20]

Can't we all just get a long? :P

So some people have their different views and opinions, big deal. Everyone is different, and that's the best part :)

Attacking each other over something as this isn't going to solve any problems...

[lilemokid2]

That is the most CHEESEY coment i have EVER READ (It dose have a point tho) BUT THAT COMMENT IS CHEESEY!!!

[scooterstarwars]

its in scots see this is why we should have independance idiots thinking we are exactly the same as th english considering most scots cant stand them

[acchos]

scotland canny cope independant

maggy thatcher moved everythin tae london ages ago, we`ve got nothin left. PLus, no aww the english r that bad, maistly jus teh folk fae london, the rest ae england hate them tae.

[AntonHu]

Too right. "The People's Republic of London" as it's known.

[girotoke]

hahaha,fucking brass neck or what??

[andycelica123]

Aye, kin remember ma' furst stonner, it wiz a cracker :-)

[whatleytom]

lol stonner cunter

[mickeybhoy1888]

YA DIRTY WE BASTARD HAHA

[amforbes]

poor wee bastard

[sueKay]

ha! I went to school with him! lol!

[geraint0808]

Nowadays Channel 5 gives you impotentce!!

[geraint0808]

Now that is what I call giving someone a hard time!

[ToiletseatPhilosophy]

Well, funny video, though I don't get how the comments here have evolved into such a fight. Do you English speaking people realise that there's a world outside of the English speaking nations? Belgium has some great comedians that made parodies out of mant american stars and do all sorts of very funny stuff, the same with other countries. But since they don't speak English when they perform, they're left out of the equation?

[sueKay]

Uhm...that clips not even in English...it's in Scots

[supermm666]

i think you will find it's in english but they are using a scottish accents.

[sueKay]

I think being scottish I know the difference. They're speaking A combination of two languages and a dialect (scots and english (mostly english words but scots grammar) and the Glaswegian dialect)

[bluestartartan]

Wa geez a flyen fuck wit ther aye sayin,jist larf an git the fuck aff

[mickeybhoy1888]

MON EH GLESWEGIAN YA BASSS

[yapperlittle]

theres a few scottish slang words and it's spoken in a scots accent but it's the english language... "as you've never heard it before!" hehe

[sueKay]

it's Scots...Scots is a different language entirely...google it if you don't believe me

[tearlach45]

actually its glaswegian, sctos is completely differnet

[kingston0708]

telekenesis why dont you just shut up you dont make any sense. oh and if there is a buffon its certainly you.

[HighlandFilm]

lol poor wee lad lol

[beatityatube]

I can't stand most of CTF, but this is a good sketch.

[Telekenesis123]

Uh, I wouldn't go there. All I said is they have a bad cast right now and it hasn't been funny in years. Some of the funniest things in television history have come off of SNL and In Living Color. What do you know inside and out to make such an ignorent and broadly offensive statement. European snobs.

[Dannythehobo]

hmm i love the way your preaching about ignorant and broadly offensive statements.. and then make your own.. wanker lol.. love the skit by the way :D

[Telekenesis123]

Fuck you you racist bitch.

[Dannythehobo]

lol how am i remotely racist? im just pointing out your stupidity

[Telekenesis123]

Saying american/candaian humor is way to leteral is stupidity. Im canadian and have lived here all my life and dont know "all about it" and when some euro says that its not well thought out and fits in with insecure euros uneducated, close-minded and snobbish opinions that are common enough to say that they are an "ongoing trend" I can see your from UK you buffoon.

[Dannythehobo]

hmm and when did i say anything like that? you do realise that canadian and american educations are the most close-minded and worst in all the developed world right? get your facts right toss pot. i dont think you've said anything remotely true in any post here lol

[Telekenesis123]

Well sorry I called you a buffoon but no ones perfect. And by the way im not agreeing with you :P

[Dannythehobo]

agreeing with what? lol i was just pointing out the fact you called someone ignorant and then made your own ignorant comment :P

[Telekenesis123]

sigh

[KingNellson]

'Sigh'

The only thing a Person from Amercia can say when they know their wrong and defeated ;].

[Telekenesis123]

Im from Canada, if you read the post before conjuring up that idea in your head you would have known that. But you like to bark first then read second.

[KingNellson]

Actually, Your from Amercia. Thats what the Continent is called ;]. Learn your geography.

You refered to us as Europeans, and not Scottish/British. So i'll do the same ;]

[Telekenesis123]

Your a douche.

[KingNellson]

I'm a 'a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons'?

I can asure you i'm not.

[AlasdairMuir]

"Now your grannie knows!..." This is wan of ma fav sketches!

[Telekenesis123]

Im from Canada and have never heard of this show before but all the skits are hilarious, way funnier than Saturday Night Live. That show hasint been funny in years.

[tadgerno1]

hows it going? take a look at the skit,will i come back and see you,being from canada you will love it.

cheers from oz.

[kennyyule89]

loL NIGHTMARE !!!!!!!