Marines Vs a Camel Spider

[nazizombiecrazyman]

And afgan

[nazizombiecrazyman]

@XxXpunkXxXrockerXxX weve got the worlds best fighting unit so in a war youd only win becayse of size so shut up because my dads in the SAS and he was in iraq

[moneytalks507]

Thats when they all jump him we he's sleeping like in full metal jacket lol good vid did they eer get you back

[kaeilien]

All we need to fear, is fear itself... and spiders.

[USNKreios]

"Woah, God damn it Doc that fucked up"

[lilvamp96]

Was she watching the Holy Grail?

[bigchill1994]

best reaction at :22

[cainsk8r]

God bless 'merica

[The1AndOnlySasquatch]

haha king aurthur vs the black knight on laptop

[angrytitties]

:D He was watching Monty Python Knights of the Holy Grail!

[angrytitties]

@angrytitties *She

[Pwnage195]

Imagine a tough ass marine gettin so scared he picks it up throws it at the floor steps on it, jumps on it, then takes a big ass minigun holding it with his bare hands and shooting it yellin "DIE BITCH DIEEEEEEEE BITCH SPIDER!!!" Thad be golden.

[mustangguy1243]

Yeah, now they'll start shooting big ass spiders at us.

[300MUSIC]

Now the enemy knows our weakness

[herutura]

If that happened to me, Doc would have to resuscitate me. Spiders suck. Haha!

[DJJugglesJ]

@americaisbroke your comment is equivalent to me saying "why didn't you blow all of your savings and max out every credit card you have to back an idea that promises no fiscal gain, you're just too scared."... pure ignorance.

[DJJugglesJ]

@americaisbroke lol, obviously you haven't heard of the boxer rebellion, the korean war (north korea was backed by china), our intervention in the russian civil war, or even the cold war (iraquis backed by russia). sure, they outnumber us, but only pansies worry about that. never, under any circumstance, could numbers take the place of training. the countries in question were not invaded because they were more useful to maintain as trade partners. it would be reckless to stretch forces that thin

[generalcircle]

The Iraqi resistance must be like: WHO NEEDS GRENADES? JUST THROW SPIDERS AT EM!

[missingsoal1]

Any one else notice the Jason mask at 0:54 I have an I pod so it's that or 0:45

[omgwaffels96]

@americaisbroke China would get its asses handed to them NO ONE can beat America except itself.

[omgwaffels96]

@americaisbroke For one wheres your proof,and two vietnam didn't threaten it was the communist north, they attacked south vietnam and America wasn't going to let the communism spread.

[omgwaffels96]

@americaisbroke Well in the end no matter how much the vietnamese had there hearts into it they were still dirty commies and deserve the worst death possible ,cough cough NAPALM,but that's besides the point the us uses men to do fighting and patrolling while UAVs are air support along with recon. I don't believe we use our toys to much, all the toys do is save lives and time its a very useful piece of military equipment.

[XxXPunkXxXRockerXxX]

@omgwaffels96 HES JUST MAD THAT THE BRITISH DONT HAVE TOYS, SHIT THEY DONT EVEN HAVE GUNS HAHA FUCK PUSSY ASS BRITAIN

[omgwaffels96]

@americaisbroke Say that to the 6000 US casualties that have been killed or wounded,also at least we have balls to do fighting all you do is get on the internet and call the most bad ass mother fuckers to ever roam the earth pussies.I bet if you said that to a United States Marine right now you wouldn't have a mouth or fingers to even start to disrespect an other American Soldier or Marine,and no i will not stop breast feeding your mama's titties taste way to good :)

[omgwaffels96]

@americaisbroke How bout you get into a war that you don't need us to bail your rag head loving shit eating gnarl toothed birt asses out of you dumb fuck

[omgwaffels96]

@americaisbroke Fuck you

[centurionxofxrome]

0:44 motherfucker xD

[minniemickey576]

He ate the lizard?!?!?!? :O

[GetSomeStudios]

Damn camel spider u scary!

[Tomsavini666]

I love the dude, holy fuck I choked on my gum

[John9450]

That girl at the beginning was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I WANT TO MARRY HER.

[abolovskiichunddu]

press 6 over and over again :D

[cobaltwest]

funny transgender soldier on Youtube

check it out....

Women Of Marzipan 2

[ThexSeventhxSeal]

@RedWhiteBlue59 do you think the rag heads are gonna say nice things bout us when were kicking thier ass while they hide in thier holes? no.. their probally gonna be pissed ...lol..

[mustafoa]

Thumbs up if you recognize the video the female marine was watching!!

[miciso666]

@mustafoa a lil but cant fully remember it sounds damn familiar tho

[killak2115]

use the at4

[TrueIconoclast]

Some one wishes they would have went Marine. lol

[shahlaturkzadeh]

Pussy marines--kill 'em all---Greetings from Iran.

[yourfuturequeen]

@shahlaturkzadeh They see me trollin'...

[TrueIconoclast]

@shahlaturkzadeh Hmmmm.... I suppose you failed out of boot camp or did you even make it past the recruiters office?

[SamPD2]

If there is anything that this video has told me, the Marines are probably not a group you want to go to if you could care less about excitement... On the otherhand, the other parts of the Army probably have that much as well. Oh well, at least I won't be bored if I decide to enlist in the far future.

[HmmIGuess]

I don't blame them. Camel spiders are SCARY

[eliwoohoo]

1st girl was cute! =)

[robertpicklesnickle]

Seriously this is why I wouldn't wanna go to iraq, road side bombs, ied's ak rounds all pale in comparison to these things imo...I think waking up and finding ur legs been gnawed on to the bone would be worse than getting shot....

[jlg3115]

Ha...@ 0:53. A Jason mask and a roll of toilet paper? What was that guy planning?

[dustmans]

@jlg3115 I never noticed that before and I made the thing!

[philcoool]

@dustmans When you have time see my channel Philcoool on u-tube I am no 8 in the world guess at what ? Check my page on u-tube for details Philcoool. Ex 59 RE.From B7.

[TheGefro]

@jlg3115 i think he is the masked tolit paper stealer who was so infamous in camp leatherneck cant even wipe our asses in a combat zone lol

[jlg3115]

@jlg3115 Thanks for clearing that up for me chief.

[mom1o2800]

@jlg3115 lol thts a good question

[anthony21266]

lol

[drMINDdamage]

haha nice one! I dont like spiders and bugs too

[DeltaCommando12]

94 people got scared

[dahoneygurl]

Lol...too funny

[kaylaodoms]

i would scream like a little girl! i hate spiders nasty little things

[AnZJm]

@1:14 oh hell nahh

[Marinesofairsoft1121]

*camel spider blows away and a live one gets in its place*

U like spiders?

NO

merry christmas

(5mins l8er)

*Ambulance rolls up*IM SORRY MAN I-I-I-DIDNT KNOW!

[blindshooter10]

Hey what was he listening to tell him to listen to Gwar.

[JM1990ify]

LMFAO 1:14 "Oh HELL NO! O.O"

[Firestar345]

I'm sorry, but 0:20 killed me.

[Hobbitchoker]

@Firestar345 That Look Was Priceless. Lol

[ryan97303]

black people always have the funniest reactions

[AngeliMaoji287]

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[truckguy92]

that chik is kinda hot.... i guess this squad doesnt need to jerk off

[urbman29]

she had a nice chest.o.o

[harpbass4life]

My old doc would've definitely done shit like this.

"Oh Goddamnit Doc! Fuck no!!"

[ascottpres]

those things eat flesh and blood and have paralysing venom - question them before killing...ask them if they have had contact with the spider kings

[THR33SIXX3MPYR]

At :54 theres a Jason mask in the top left corner!

[Muz1cRocks]

*Throws it at black guy*

*Black guy take out gun*

*Black guy shoots spider*

*Black guy shoots ass-fuck that threw spider*

[MrBendezium]

˙ʇʇʇıııɥs ʎloɥ ˙ǝıp ʇsnɾ plnoʍ ı

[Lipsandass]

I saw one when I was in Suadi Arabia during Operation Southern Watch. Scary!!!!!

[MrDavinsion]

xP Black Knight at the start

[CampinCarl354]

poor lizards

[tyler2home]

The girl was hot!

[travvi1]

More people are scared of Spiders then Death itself. Marines are not scared of death, but camel spiders is there only Weakness

[ProgmaticSilkanoid]

I am so proud to be American right now.

[Maggie3039]

what would happen if it bite you?

[OusanYmon]

@Maggie3039 Nothing actually. Their bites aren't poisonous, but can become infected. And there's a general lack of antibiotics in the middle east.

[Theairsofttroll]

LMAO MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL BLACK KNIGHT SCENE!!!!

[nocatjane]

@Theairsofttroll

was just gonna post this lol

[WeinerschnitzeI]

LOL!

If anyone watching this pretends they wouldn't jump the hell up if he threw it on you, your kidding yourself.

Funny video. xD

[irvingcsaltzburg]

That chick at the beginning was pretty cute, plus she was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, bonus!

[dcccapfan]

Dude those camel spiders are like fucking scary!!!!!!!!!! Something THAT big shouldn't be around!!!!! They are mean to!!!! They are like those small dogs that think they are big dogs.

[StunnedMutha]

I live in australia and do you know theres such thing as a bird poo spider? i found one in my backyard the other week and i didn't know what the fuck it was- it quite literally looked like a little walking piece of bird shit!

[ninjagunner]

@StunnedMutha thats pretty sketchy dude

[StunnedMutha]

@ninjagunner no seriously, look it up, their funny little pricks i swear

[alienwareify]

We are marines! Cold, Heartless Killing Mach- HOLY FUCK A SPIDER!

[EN1GMA79]

the woman is watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail :)

[Akiramun]

If somebody did that to me I'd be getting in some serious shit because I would instinctively and mercilessly beat their ass immediately, and then probably fuck them up again a week or two later when the swelling in my hands went down.

[Jojowierdo]

if someone did that to me....i would probly shoot them and the spider if a gun was near for just have a heart attack lol

[jake122324]

i made some weird squeaky noise at 1:08 :(

[Biotasm]

Oh noes..if the enemies start using spiders in their armies, soldiers wont stand a chance :0 !!

[TRuTube22]

THAT FUCKIN THING WAS EATING A LIZARD!

[miisssiieekk]

o kurde, gekona wpierdolił :D

[kellark12]

lol 0:23 is the best

[kellark12]

lol 0:21 is the best

[THELIFEISGOODGPM]

best marine 0:23

[behemoth5022]

:22 lol that face is priceless 

[funsizedjuggalette]

Lmao reminds me of stuff my soldier does to me

[NapsterJoe]

lol monty python holy grail

[ParabellumMedia]

Bravo !

[KewlKiddFranchize]

lol

[legoguy20]

0:42 tht black guy doing paperwork had the best reaction!

[88enri88]

0:21 best

[AC130EMPYREAL]

that chick is cute

[khoutman]

Have fun men! If something as small as this makes you smile then do it! And like I have always said you think you are a better man for the job get over there!!!

[videocritic8888]

so this is where my taxes go.........

[bobospappy3110]

@videocritic8888 what douche bag their not allowed to have fun? fuck you

[videocritic8888]

@bobospappy3110 obviously someone doesnt know what a joke is. and im the retard

[MooseWoeller]

best reaction in 0:51

[JestersGhost]

Down the pants! Down the pants! Down the pants! Down the pants!

[CaptainP00face]

I would throw it from the highest building ever, ride over it with a SUV, put gasoline on it, put it on fire, piss over it, and eventually i would perform a kamehameha, just to make sure.

[RumikoXP]

im not even there an that scared me. FUCK id be screeaming.

[hieilovr12]

I'd punch him. If he got anywhere near me with that fuckin thing I'd knock him out for making me piss myself.

[jmcfar8947]

Camel spiders are a good way of reducing morale.

[BeBeAyumi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAH

OMFG FADFLJGSLNFKJGSLFDK

OMFG HOW CAN YOU TOUCH IT !!!

[hieilovr12]

@BeBeAyumi If you read the end it said it was dead...

[BeBeAyumi]

@hieilovr12 even if its dead, iits WRAAAAH... omfg, how? where did you find it?

[stevitbone]

0:21 i almost died laughing at the way he laughed

[Kalas286]

thats fucked up lol

[dreakea1]

hey its eating my gecko at the ending =(

[disturbed388]

camel spider's like "man wtf you be flingin me all over the place for?"

[tmog66]

@disturbed388 look at all these comments. why do camel spiders talk like black people?

[kaylaodoms]

@disturbed388 2 funny!!!

[mtrekster]

That spider is creepy

[TASconfidential]

The bombs, terrorists, gorilla warfare, NONE of that scares me more than those spiders... I was ready to enlist until I heard about THOSE spiders....

[anBrewstokes]

@TASconfidential lol

[TheBikefish]

@TASconfidential its gurilla not gorilla

[jamesravanal40]

@TheBikefish isnt it guerrilla

[TheBikefish]

@jamesravanal40 yea but its still better than gorrilla

[jamesravanal40]

@TheBikefish true but gorillas can kill

[x10secsx]

1:05 hes :) then :0

[xXLloydMagnusXx]

"oh HELL no!" LMFAO!

[jamesravanal40]

damn nature you scary!

[skillcapes5]

@jamesravanal40 You copied that from another video stupid faggot

[jamesravanal40]

@skillcapes5 piss off

[NOfrigginJoke]

@jamesravanal40 damn scary you nature

[MrNicktheparakeet]

@jamesravanal40 do you go to reddit....

[mddgdog616]

Totally sounded like that chick was watching monty python and the holy grail in the beginning.

[Nicollie1062]

this is awesome :) i love this video.

[SMERGHEED]

just dont bring them home with you to meet the dog.....oh to soon!!???....lol!!!

[UberT0mm]

His laugh at 0:29 is contagious.

[mindtrix00]

lol at the girl in the beginning... kinda cute :)

[toasty303]

haha 1:13, oh! helll no!

[ModifiedSS]

LMAO

[diamonddigital1]

0:54 was funniest

[anajaragon74]

It seems like there more scared of the spider than the terrorists

[george77772moons]

The only one to actually scream like a girl was, well, the girl herself. Still, the other freakouts were funny...

[njnolan1]

haha mofukka

[jhourney18]

gagamba lang eh sundalo pa ubg lalaban

[Sassypixie2525]

LOL

[superzodiac1000]

Hahahahahahahaha.

[Kagebushin01]

good to know the soldiers can still find entertainment in a barren sand filled hell hole

[NightsideSpirit]

Was that Tito Ortiz with the headlight that jumped like that?

[soulja6509]

pause at 1:08 LOL surprise

[Chuckles420icaton]

thats funny as hell

[19mazda90man]

The first one. The chick was kind of cute.

[tripovermyego]

@19mazda90man Hell yea she was

[crisco1up]

@19mazda90man she had some pretty nice boobs

[BraveIDF]

OHHHHHHH THESE SPIDERS ARE FUCKING NASTY ! ! ! i heared they are fuckign eat meat

[mrsdizzles]

why are marines so damn hot? :/

[megamullet7]

First one was watching monty python and the holy grail! :D FTW

[DroPShoTShArPShOoTeR]

I like turtles

[sonicclang]

That's funny stuff. It's good to see our marines having fun while they're being asked to live in hell. Kind of reminded me of Jackass.

[DBC114]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA nice one Kopely.

[shinjukugewalt]

oh hilda!

[FireRupee]

Yes, life will be interesting indeed, lol.

[Azartusfar]

Lawl that's epic.

[junkers1337]

Note to self: If i ever become a crazy dicator just create giant camel spiders that can spit fire to defeat the US.

[MetroidMan95]

that wasnt a camel spider

[Seany1616]

MY NAMES SEAN