OMFG - Skyrim [Part 34] - Popinjays and Stranger Danger

[Scarman121]

does he ever talk to sheogorath? i have a feeling thats who the mad mans master is

[SamuelCish]

I love how Jesse plays this game. He gives such character to the world itself in a way. I feel like I'm playing it wrong.

[qwertybeast2012]

i loved jesse's khajiit voice

[ChandraLee13]

For the quest with the Talos necklace, you probably did get gold for it, but it won't display I don't think. I went and got the quest from her before picking it up then got it and gave it to her, and it didn't display for me, either.

[Firegoddesskat]

Maybe Lizzie should be Daphne, considering all the traps he falls into. xDDD

[kalennighteyes]

Did anyone else find it weird how the dragon just kinda dropped out of no where >.>

[ChandraLee13]

@kalennighteyes Happened to me on my way to watch Alduin ressurect that dragon during that quest from the Blades woman. Scared the shit out of me and made me think I was too late to see Alduin.

[Evangellist]

I just did that thing.

Oh come on, you all know what I'm talking about.When you want to watch another youtube video, then you open another tab and watch it.Then you click another video,then another video, etc. Suddenly your (supposedly) finding out from a guy with a horrible lisp that 9/11 wasn't real, you find out that barack obama is a shapeshifting lizard, oh, and not to mention the fact that we're all gonna die. Bottom line, I need jesse to cheer me up. conspiracy theories are scary

[ashyzVIDZ]

ive got a feeling that the bards are vampires

[icebat10]

jesse you sed you were going to cut throats if you heard ragnar the red again but you didn't

[deadly33798]

ressurect her



[rocksoff73]

Really arguein over language while watch a video game lol..must have been really bored

[MrSnake021]

mom jesse tryd to kill me

[xXFireSapXx]

You're the funniest guy ever XD

[Samsam2992]

So... Jesse "deflowered" the town? Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more ;D

[bobertini32]

Umm.... for only $14,99 you can silence us all

[MartianDiscoFish]

Jesse, you can mine ore by attacking it with a pickaxe.

[cornelious500]

Cutting off his head was a very batman thing to do

[TheDraco5050]

@MissLFlechsig have you seen the commentors on youtube? They have some good ideas. Good. Ideas!

[MadMargaretGaming]

@TheDraco5050 Have you seen how quickly people catch on? They catch on very quickly. Very. Quickly.

[leojard94]

i used to bean adventurer like you then i became a guard at whiterun

[MissLFlechsig]

The curved swords thing should be the new "arrow to the knee".

*I hope this actually happens.*

[lukeaton1]

jesse's not happy when lizzi doesnt do anything, and he's not happy when he kills someone for him, poor lizzi

[ThePastaManCan]

Jesse Thankyou For Such Lovely Clear Hi Def Videos ;D 

[curlytop21112]

5:45 Jesse becomes a pledge.

[Sacreficer]

Anyone else noticed the misspell at 11:26? Too dangerous "too" travel? Really Bethesda? lol

[du8u8u8o]

You should search up what the reward is and use the console command to give it to yourself. I wouldn't count that as cheating

[tinafey9797]

i lost my leg i took a stair to the knee lol + 11:42- 12:10

[tinafey9797]

11:42 lol

[omnaysayer]

lol, the khajit voice

[purpaleslushii]

Revive her

[demonstone0]

Jesse, since when were games meant to be realistic?

[LakeofGlass]

@demonstone0 Well, even if it is a fantasy RPG, it still needs to at least be logical. Unless you meet the Daedric-- period. They always break the rules.

[demonstone0]

@LakeofGlass True, but there's always something in every game that doesn't make it realistic or logical

[LakeofGlass]

@demonstone0 Yeah, like how guards complain about an arrow to the knee, but I can take at least 3 arrows to the face and still be alive. :D

Xena, eat your heart out.

[MyChocolateLove]

It's painful to watch Jesse play, but yet we still do. because we love him.

Sexually

[psx2codes1]

an amazing kill: walking around the corner & shoving both of your knives through an enemy who happened to be right there. THAT is an amazing kill.

[LeechOfSukiness]

so um. whats with the language fight?

[TheJay1017]

Anyone else not have 33 on the playlist?

[LakeofGlass]

I know this is way off topic, but has Jesse talked to Heimskr? I want to know if I'm the only one who notices the super odd, freaky voice when he says "White Gold Concordance." At first he sounds normal, then it's like super deep creepy voice. It's like he's possessed or something...

[ronnispolski]

09:55-10:09... ....speechless, its my new ring tone, KATCHING!

[ranseeka]

kinda of funny he's looking at all the books but he can't skill up anything till his lvl goes up

[tbomba117]

LOL, even with a compass Jesse can't find north!

[MaceMeetFace]

Was I the only one who got a rush of excitement like "YES!" when Jesse drew his weapon on the kids.

Then got sad and said "Aw" when finding out it was an accident.

I was all excited for some child violence :T_T

[quidnick]

I used to be an arrow like you wait what?

[KaylaRequiem]

jesse, go ressurect her, please, id love to see it. please please please please pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!!!!!

[BA1Gang]

@KaylaRequiem What person?

[rafiz0]

@KaylaRequiem  who?

[omnaysayer]

@KaylaRequiem no

[Kuruu]

Ally is the Fred of your group. "Oh? A fight? Time to split up gang!" *Disappears.*

[Edohiguma]

It ran aground Jesse, that was the goal.

[bro123bro123]

@OMFGcata You should join the Dark Brotherhood! So says the Audience!

[bro123bro123]

Ladies love dat immaturity.

[XCharger]

@itholgor3435 if you have the skill and are able to one shot kill the foe you can sometimes do it first hit. it doesn't matter if you power attack or not.. i usually dont get it when i do a power attack it just randomly happens on the final blow.

[dradone5]

@XCharger You just need the perk that's available at 50 one handed. I forgot the name. It was decapitation though.

[KenjiIchijou]

34!

[itholgor3435]

39:04



[itholgor3435]

how do u decapitate people have the skill in 1 handed but i have never done it yet :/

[Rankin37]

@itholgor3435 you need to get a critical finish, i thnk you need to use power attacks

[rafiz0]

@itholgor3435 u need to spend a perk in an one-handed skill

[DeviousPuff]

@TheDeadApple That's true, they aren't the MOST polished games, but they still have a sheen and a lot of outstanding features. I'm just quite cynical. And I'm British. TB For PM!

[TimTwinblade]

OH I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD, but my PC cant run it and i dont have enough money for the x-box version. stinks for me.

[LakeofGlass]

@TimTwinblade Oh that sucks. If it can load it on the lowest settings it might work. Depends on your comp though.

[TheMortonator]

Many years from now songs will be sung about the Dragonborn... And how he jumped on a bed.

[xRevan116x]

"oh yeah. Thats a big one" XD lol

[TheSage555]

@10:15 That is Esperanto, it is an actual language. The x's are used as a substitute for circumflexes (ĉ ĝ ŝ ĵ) and the w's are substitutes for "aŭ". That's actually really cool, I hadn't noticed this.

[dradone5]

@TheSage555 Thank you for that info, that's pretty interesting.

[MCOmegaX123]

@TheSage555 Not an 'actual language'. It's a conlang that someone (a group of people) want to make the official language of Earth.

[TheSage555]

@MCOmegaX123 Your ignorance of my native language is upsetting. It is indeed a constructed language, but does that make it fake? By what virtue do you define language? I mean language as medium of expressing ideas and a tool for communication. Esperanto is that and more. It is a language that because it was constructed can be a neutral bridge between peoples. So what do you mean by actual? Esperanto is my first language, and a common language between a few million? Where did we lose legitimacy?

[MCOmegaX123]

@TheSage555 In my opinion, and the opinion of most of the world, in order to be an actual language, it must be the (or one of the) official language(s) of a country/cultural group/racial group. Since the only thing many Esperanto-speakers have in common is the mere fact that they speak Esperanto...

That said, I do not mean to demean/diminish any Esperanto-speakers in any way, and also given that these videos are meant for entertainment, I do not feel this to be an appropriate place for debate.

[TheSage555]

@MCOmegaX123 I don't think you speak for most of the world, and I find that a rather pompous assertion. I identify with Esperanto as a culture. I think your definition is a silly way to look at the world. to be a "real" language you must be able to divide people by an arbitrary boundary. If your culture prides itself on not dividing people arbitrarily, then you can't be part of the club. That's not a world view I think you're wise to endorse.

[LakeofGlass]

@MCOmegaX123 Unless you've got a doctorate in Linguistics, you might want to shut up.

"Esperanto is a language introduced in 1887 by Dr. L.L. Zamenhof after years of development. He proposed Esperanto as a second language that would allow people who speak different native languages to communicate, yet at the same time retain their own languages and cultural identities."

Might wanna back up there Rainman.

[MCOmegaX123]

@LakeofGlass That's exactly what I said in the first place, it's a conlang (constructed language, meaning some guy invented it), and a group of people WANT it to be the world's official second language. Nowhere does that say that it IS.

[LakeofGlass]

@MCOmegaX123 A language is a language. No one really gives a flying fart what you think it is. That's what my point was in posting that. We're here to watch a Skyrim video. You're here blabbering on about some crap on a stick. Languages were created by people. It doesn't matter if you think one is well established by a "race." We're the human race, and that's the only race that really counts. If it's that other guy's native language, who are you to say otherwise?

[Hyperminer]

@LakeofGlass +1, Everyone is an equal, There is only one race and that's the human race :D

[LakeofGlass]

@Hyperminer Exactly. I mean, hasn't anyone learned a thing from Skryim? Racism causes lots of issues, i.e. the Thalmor trying to take over Skyrim, the Nords preferring their own, even if they do let the Dragonborn join their ranks. Both sides are grey when it comes to racism. Bethesda did a good job showing, in a probably tongue-in-cheek way, what racism really does to life, from politics to people relations.

[MCOmegaX123]

@TheSage555 Should you still wish to argue the point, please take it to PM's so as not to clutter Jesse's video with more argument than necessary.

[RickyNorthantsEDL]

Can we get a battlefield 3 lets's play? pweeeze jessie pweezzzeeee

[Hijynx87]

@RickyNorthantsEDL it would be a rage quit

[2001cats]

@RickyNorthantsEDL It would be a 5 episode series, considering the length of those games.

[rath817]

Jesse: guess were gonna explore him.

[cyb3rm00se]

The book that appears at 9:50 is altered Esperanto text that apparently first appeared in Morrowind. Google "The Mystery of N'Gasta! Kvata! Kvakis!" for the translation.

[erikinator]

Kids come along, Jesse pulls out his sword... anything you'd like to share with us Jesse?

[TheAntiMerch]

rez her

[Lemonnable]

Thet 'Crazy man' is your key to the....WABBAJACK!

[zigzagarisen]

jesse i love your work but is 20 min looking for a book that may give you a level in a skill that is most likley something uselss to you like, conjuration or something, really worth the time?

[sypher113]

"Dovakin, he is mean, pulls his sword on children. Huge loot whore, makes ships wreck, the crews blood stains the deck."

[2001cats]

Jesse, with your Skyrim patch, you wouldn't have gotten the reward anyway.

[JRowlandKid]

at 00:35 Jesse was lying

[justukaslietuvis]

The Alchemist died... LEAVE THE SPIRITS ALONE MON'!

[justukaslietuvis]

I would love to see an episode where Jesse tries to read N'Gasta! Kvata! Kvakis!

[Couchpirateplays]

Jesse: *weird accent* You have the shield?

Dude in lighthouse: *also weird accent* Get out of here, or i will call the guards!

Jesse:*weird accent* Okay.. ok--i get out...

[2001cats]

@Couchpirateplays That's the best accent in the game.

[Couchpirateplays]

@2001cats not sure which one i like the most, by Jesse, either it's that one or his brittish one :P

[tomodon24]

U never serched the chest with the loot in behind that women u killed

[arrowmandelta]

By the way, the weird book was in Esperanto.

[kinghorus317]

why cant he go for the mind of madness like he said the first time

[RaawHax]

All their books? You think that's a lot? Jesse, you should go to College of Winterhold.

[bla975]

i think if you go to sleep after lvl 30, you start the dark brotherhood questline

[sniffman1]

@bla975 Nope

[2001cats]

@bla975 You have to go to Windhelm and talk to some kid.

[snsdburglar]

Reload the game and kill everyone outside the ship before you enter

[AzureSeahorse]

Love how you were saying "oh look there's the crazy man" and your going around nicking/picking flowers lol.

[Blightbomb]

Jesse please do the quest with the crazy old man, it's hilarious

[MilanMovies95]

can I play skyrim on intel core i7 2.2Ghz?

[sniffman1]

@MilanMovies95 Google "can you run it" and click the first link

[kronosbud99]

Love your videos bro!

[TheLightningZeus]

If this is how long it takes Jesse to get through the bards college, imagine how long its gonna take for the magician's college...

[Link2920]

For the next video, I say you go to any town and type the following command in the console:

"player.placeatme F811A 5"

Have fun....hehehe

[Astrotus]

@Link2920 What happens?

[Link2920]

@Astrotus Makes 5 Elder Dragons spawn right on your location.

[zim8pi]

Jesse deflowered a whole town in one sitting.... that takes some serious skills.

[MrTopiB]

@zim8pi

I'm sure that it's also considered as some sort of terrorism..

[wardo001]

i've watched the entire video at 4:30am just because he was talking about the pelagius' quest at the start, and i was REALLY hoping he'd do that one. it is awesome.

wabbajack out!

[5nereus]

@spanishax ur mega retarded, just go die

[Snoodybob]

Jesse, go to the blue palace. I guarantee you, you'll scream "Wabbajack"!

[Bosinclaire]

help the crazy man u get an epic reward

[Dynafols]

Dear Jesse,

There is a mod to shuffle.

-a random fan.

[andromidius]

A better question would be why all they have to eat are potatoes...when they have cheese and cabbage on the shelves.  Go figure.

[HammerOfficial]

@sheep43va Lindsey is better more talented and also donating to charity

[Lawsondgage]

Jesse, I have 2 things to say. 1- you can purposefully do an animation on someone if you hold "forward" while attacking and 2-finish the companions questline, you will not regret it.

[doomrider72]

@Lawsondgage that makes beds worthless though

[cartmanclone22]

Jesse: 'This poor flowerless town'

Solitude Citizen: 'Look at that fairy pickin' all those flowers'

[stephirose]

JesseTalks :D :D

[thegreatninjaman]

how the hell did i unsub on accident?

[charion1234]

So many things to do! It's a good thing that these don't have a certain amount of time to complete and the people wait around forever. Especially the marriage with that woman after the character got drunk with that guy.

[gorbaz1981]

"Hey, you wanna play tag?"

Jesse draws his sword and waves it at the kids like a total loony

XD

[zdekiKralj525]

how is this possible it says views: 307 and there are 1188 likes wtf?

[Kingztripe]

You need to go to the Blue Palace and do your quests! You'll probably love the reward from the Pelagius wing.

[Jainima]

and @Celebstar91, it's 'yoink'. Get you facts right, foo'

[Jainima]

@desayuno991 He's Jesse. He's mildly insane, Give him a chance :P

[MegaDopeable]

the tags are funny xD :"GTX 590 Nvidia"

[RagnaroekChaos]

*spins like a sissy*

"Not impressed"

*head off*

[01Torkelson]

"If i hear Ragnar the Red one more time i'm gonna slice all your throats..."

Haha, my thoughts exactly Jesse.

[becareful047]

earlier if you did not no the vampire from episode 27 with the frost dragon was lallette If i spelled that correctly

[MegaGoofandArtist567]

Jesse: If I hear Ragnar the Red I'm going to cut their heads off

(minutes later)

Alaf starts singing Ragnar the Red

[desayuno991]

ok, srsly Jessie, only put a few quests on at a time, it will help you with the location of the one your focusing on!

[132katiebaby]

At 31:21, where was Meeko!?

[zomeraktiven]

Dont help strangers:

- Pease pleae call 911 my wife is about to die!!

- No... *walk away*

[Gorthnag]

Do the madmans quest!

[MrCommanderjones]

some 8 value books will update the map as they say in the title a place its good to pick up what ever says a name of somewhere incase :)

[grenger57]

rez lami the song of the alchemists lady u so should

[ILiekMudkipzlul]

OH MY GOD! BOOKS!!! ZOMGWTFROFLOLFTWBBQOWNAGE!!!

[SuperNateclark]

So another episode wasted because jesse promises to do something funny to watch then does the boring quests, I guess i'll have to wait till the next episode ¬_¬

[Georgelangham]

TREASURE below lighthouse, near the northern side in one of them tiny cove things.

[Tolkeful]

omfg ** I should have brought Ally, I´m so stupid '' teleport to abandon shack and leave Ally there and runs for like 5 mins -.-'

[Toketix]

Jesse where can i find lizy again when i leave him??

[andromidius]

@Toketix Darkwater Crossing.

[MrHab142]

@georgelangham geez are you guys still crying over 1 lil comment get a life seriously lol this is beyond idiotic , go away plz lol

[Samseneider]

i want the dog to!! ow can i get him??

[seradeth]

this is starting to worry me, i have not been able to see the last vid or this one, the screen just shows the title and vid number but i can only hear Jessie talk, i cant see crap! i needs my omfgcata skyrim fix!!!

[Skullsplicer]

I use to be bard then I took a stair to the knee

[Bogeyhenry]

I used to be a bard but then i took a stair to the knee.

[megamage911]

aww jesse didn't go on a killing spree when that guy started playing ragnar the red :( i would have loved to see that xD

[JaeSM97]

Jesse! Later in the story you can go two ways just so you know, you can debate it out like a giant pussy and have a peace settlement where you order who owns what. Or you can WTFPWN either side, I hope you make the right choice. After all you are a TRUE Nord aren't you? A racist biggot?

[silver2saint]

what's so good about nimroot?...

[MintyMcNewb]

@silver2saint In Oblivion it was used for a "Special" potion that was supposed to be really good, but was not. In Skyrim I believe it has no use at all other than a normal alchemic ingredient.

[Croltown]

@silver2saint makes u look green :3

[TheDarkness718]

Lol Jesse flashed his weapon at small children!!!

[Noellykins]

I used to be the youngest bard in the Bard's college, then I took a stair to the knee

[MrHab142]

@masterofthecreed gd deal ?? mkay mkay mkay then lolol

[MrHab142]

@masterofthecreed rofl umad bro you say you dont care?? but you care enough to send me a message ?? contradicting yourself without even knwoing it how dumb are you, you go to special school right ?? hahaa you must do kid thats to funny , tell you what you go get yourself a life, and ile sit here laughing at how dumb your comment was lol

[botmaster5]

i noticed at 38:16 that Lizzy has a curved sword. Curved. Sword.

[TomBombadil1982]

Man, you have got to use soultrap, to get souls for recharge your weapons!

[Aidasaurus]

39:02 DECAPITATIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!