Sex Dwarf

[andremala91]

WRONG ALBUM COVER!

[musicalpariah]

Oh man, I remember how uncomfortable it was when this song would come on KROQ while in the car with my parents driving. My brothers and I would just look at eachother as if to say 'maybe they won't notice'. Then my father would say "What is this crap!!" Great memories!!

[miasmablk]

soooo sleazy lol.....radiooooo grafattttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!­!!

[Hurrquah]

So sexeh~~

[drewster85]

The beat is so sordid. Love it!

[dmen619]

the main beat of this song sounded familar a RnB singer named Lloyd did use a sample from this song for a song he did called Private Dancer (Prod. by Jim Jonsin) i like it and at the end of the track you can hear the begining of this song on there.

[Death2Bigots]

1:37 - Listening to this on a Shoutcast stream (first time hearing it) Heard the whistling, thought friend in the same room was trying to get my attention; Me: "Yes, what?" - Him: "Huh?" - Me: "You were whistling at me just now..." Him: "Umm, nope..." *goes back to watching some stupid loud ass League of Legends video* - /me listens again... throws Sennheisers to the ground.

[hentaisexfreak4life1]

awesome song here wow hell ya indeed i think

[killgore333333]

whats with all the teenie boppers listing their puppy love romancin and shit on a soft cell song dont talk till you turn 18 faggots its ppl like you that make songs about sexual midgets get a bad rep

[brikered]

This has been the sexiest song ever in my life for over 15 years now~! Just makes me wanna be rrreally dirty <3

[issu999]

holy shit, my crush is a guy who is nicknamed "dwarf", not because of his height (which is normal) but because of a dream a friend of mine had involving him being a dwarf. this song was exactly what i needed.

[wickedvicious]

I want a dumb chauffeur

[americanmonarchist]

@wickedvicious Your post made me really laugh my ass off haha! thank you!!!

[ArnoldRulesyou]

@wickedvicious Me too man... Respect.

[alikill]

4 people are sexually exploited dwarves.

[joebstarsurfer]

I wish the 99 percent could like this but there just sex drawfs .What are the chords for this ?.Bring on the insane busking songs.

[HeatherAshley8677]

I can't listen to Tainted Love I love everything On Nonstop Erotic Cabaret accept Tainted Love But this one Takes the cake.

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

My ex boyfriend used to call me his sex dwarf.

:( I love this song for the memories.

[suckonp00p]

this is an offensive song my brothers a prostitue an dis is mean ):

[JimboCelt]

I tink this is their best record. I'm not sure they'd get away with it now though!

[wagsouza]

GOOD !

[cementveje]

original video:

sick stuff :)

[FilmFanClaire]

This is probably the sleaziest song i have ever heard and I love it with a passion

[farfisa]

@FilmFanClaire Couldn't have said it better myself. Oh how I remember those sleazy club nights in the 80s! Whips and handcuffs and stilettos, stockings and suspenders, Oh take me back!

[Glowb0t]

everything needs a little more sex dwarf.

[Nerner62]

hey its mc lovin from the 80's.

[hotclaws]

Oh Alan and Burkie,how often we danced to this.

[staciaocean]

good shit.

[ILoveCats753]

oh man the 80s take me back please

[MrsMazik]

Where is the video?

[simonculp]

@MrsMazik Vimeo, it's probably banned on youtube

[LizFrankenstein38]

@MrsMazik ---you can find it on the internet however, when you watch it you will realize why its banned from youtube.

[pekoe]

Ball gaga an bong hits.. Bring it!

[SaltTheFries86]

I will play this on my wedding reception!

[biegner]

Seems like a crime that "Tainted Love" is the song everyone knows them for...

[92gold]

@biegner I couldn't agree more! I have come to absolutely loathe that song. Whenever I hear it on 80s or New Wave stations I cringe.

[Brim666coven]

@biegner Comes to show you why people only settle for one song. Mainly those that only appeal to shitty corporate mainstream bullshitters and suits n ties.

[KreemieNewgatt]

@biegner And ironic, too. . .they didn't write it, they only covered it.

[RainPoetry]

@biegner Because this song would scare all the normal boys and girls inside the mainstream pop circles. ;) Especially here in the U.S. Love KROQ in LA back in the 80s for expanding my musical horizons.

[youSTRIKOtube]

This is the serious nipple twisting music. Always has been, always will be. I got this in a gift mix one day and never felt as dirty since.

[nymja]

Oh, this song was so f'n awesome in the 80's listening to it while you were x'ing your ass off on a dance floor (not that, um, I ever was doing that...)

[youSTRIKOtube]

This is a classic 80's masterpiece.. plus you can do the "Carlton" to it. :,)

[eLEktR0nAUt]

@TheReverendRaver some months ago someone uploaded it again - it was the first time i saw it and impressed. i was expecting to be removed and that's why i downloaded.

finally it was removed and i was planning to reupload just to try offer sometime on youtube for downloads,,

but just search sex dwarf on google, it will show you video link from vimeo (:

[satyricon1787]

sexy artwork

[DJMimzy]

can't believe this is 30 years old

[vanmartinmartin]

Brilliant

[MrBrianlowdown]

this was the song us old punks that are noe 45 ..listened to we hung out with the boys drinking went to a gig then met some rich girl from the nice area ..her folks were gone ..drink her dads booze and this song was a great time...then you went to see 45 grave and did hard drugs...but these were the good times young and ,,,,fun

[MILESISHOUSE]

FANTASTIC SO AHEAD OF ITS TIME

[rachiiilolz]

ive just been ear fucked :D

[tanoputano]

I luv this song

[arabiitrini]

We can have playtime in my little playroom...

Really Rich Italian Satanists?

Check out Dirty Sanchez version of sex dwarf hahahahaha...

[Dank951]

The 80s was a unique decade!

[miasmablk]

I think iv'e just been molested through song.  :*(

[MrJeepsters]

est il vrai que cette chanson a été censurée ?

[elporto06]

much better 

[elporto06]

yes i am completely aware of that thank you u for your compliment ha ha and another ha still dancing to this bad ass would u like to dance with me?

[elporto06]

yes i am completely aware of that thank you u for your compliment ha ha and another ha still dancing to this bad ass sould u like to dance with me?

[pontello3]

absolutly fantastic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still sounds great!

[nessynizzy]

elpirto theres something seriously wrong with u

[psychoreactive]

sex Dorf... isn't it nice...

[comalco666]

I'll be your sex dwarf, if you provide the leash.

[elporto06]

oh now shes dancing to thank you soft cell

[nessynizzy]

lol!

[elporto06]

@nessynizzy im dancing erotically naked in front of my girlfriend with a hard on lol she likes it

[Mitsyrules]

Fuck Tainted Love this song is much better.

[Dank951]

AMazing track...80s, please come back! We need you to coreect the entertainment and fashion industry ASAP!

[prisonerfan]

Oh oh oh I love this, havent heard this for years though had the track on the original vinyl. Thank you

[DavidFullam]

The ultimate porno song!

[bolmsp]

nice !!!!

[comedownoffthecross]

sexiest song ever..

[z28tomp]

Funny, I just listened to this today on the way to work in I 95 traffic south of DC. Have 600 song 80's file on my iPod. The 80's were good. The worst though is the young kids that work for me that have no idea who half the bands are from then.

[Charper38]

God I sooo miss the 80's. I remember this song when it came out. Damn i'm old.... lol

[darla1970]

Freakin' fantastic....now that im 40 and know what this means! Lmao!

[KristianDk]

Awesome !

[tref1fan]

such a dirty song that many MILLIONS of us can appreciate!!!! thanx soft cell!!!

[chevysal70]

This song just raped me, and I enjoyed every moment of it 'cause I'm a dirty, filthy little whore.

[divina6dunia]

YES! I found the original video. Google it. It's on another website, and it's the funniest shit I've ever seen! Raw meat and the original Gimp. I Love Marc Almond.

[moni7828]

all i have to say is i freaking love this song reminds me of my favorite club rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ittttttttttttttttttttttttttt Hellz yeah RIP club rockit now relocated

<3 Good Times <3

[szarykwadrat]

I don't like new wave and new romantic but this one can't get out of my head for last three days. (I got here because of NIN)

[xochiroachi]

...brings back repressed memories...aaaaaaahhhhh biiiiiiiiittttttccccchhhhh!

[Alma889900]

I LOVE MARC

[RainPoetry]

This was in the Strangest Songs KROQ-Los Angeles Used to Play in the 80s comeptition. But not even #1.  Still love it.

[user7272]

@RainPoetry just gonna say ty to KROQ in my home town OF LOS ANGELES for being the only station to play this and tons more NO OTHER STATION WOULD PLAY!...so..ya...why not #1....too good?...hehe!

[RainPoetry]

@user7272 Agreed.  :) I always loved this song for its weirdness. Along with Nellie the Elephant by the Toy Dolls.

[Aznar245]

Classic!

[RushClasic]

This song abuses me so well.

[brikered]

Oh my god, this song just makes me want to move my body in a thousand sinful ways!

[joebstarsurfer]

David Cameron loves this

[tractorpirate]

my mum blames my life choices on this song!!! she played it a lot when i was in the womb and growing up....it would explain my very colourful past lol xxx

[wagsouza]

G O O D.

[urbanmountainbiker]

just heard this for the first time today and shit my pants...too fucking cool!

[HarryPotter87]

@urbanmountainbiker I work out w/ this song!

[BEEZONLYNE247]

I FUKIN LOVE SOFT CELL, I HIT UP BEDSITTER QUITE OFTEN... IM A LITTLE DISSAPOINTED THERE IS NO VIDEO TO THIS SONG!! MOST DEF ONE OF THE BEST IN ITS TIMES!!!

[retroEddz]

@BEEZONLYNE247 there is a video. do some digging on google cuz i've seen the vid. its creepy

[thetrujillos77]

best song ever!!!

[renaldude]

I freakin loved this when out clubbing in the 80's, problem is, my daughters(14/16y) like Tainted Love, should i play this for them? oh the decisions.

[playground57]

here's the trick.. go to rippify [dot] com to rip this song from youtube.

[Indiankote]

isnt it nice

[VectorIraq]

This song is the ultimate!! You don't even need to be on some stupid drug to enjoy this classic!!! Damn I miss the 80's...

[VelvetTerminator]

@VectorIraq But it's so much more fun on some stupid drugs:)

[eddieg671]

Holy shit i cant stop moving.

[leslucas]

raping stanley!

[ccfrahm]

lyrics are very sick but I love this song.

[MondoBeno]

I don't know why I like this song. It has campy rhythms, campy lyrics, and absolutely no melody.

But it's incredibly original.

[birchual]

@MondoBeno haha i think the lyrics are beyond camp!

[ryukenosuke]

It's McLovin' on the right...

[user7272]

thanks to K-ROQ here in los angeles for playing this ....only ones with the cajones

[Crimeyfied]

This isn't the version off that US EP above.... I preferred that one, since I owned it! Like the mixes into "Insecure - Me?" and the other tracks on that EP as well.

Every version of the song is great, regardless

[mshampster4]

no song can compare

[rjjjdj]

Takes me back!!

[mshampster4]

the most awesome song ever!!!!^.^

[LetsGetItStartedNow]

Odyssey1

[1alexcncmac]

This is such an awsome song. This is way better than Tainted Love, yet somehow Tainted Love was much more commercially successful. It seems like the best music is always the underground/ alternative music.

[Headbanga03]

yaygaymusic

[Hightower2804TP]

Leather Strip - Sex Dwarf

Thats the best Remix ever ;)

[zarsstitches]

I GOT THE BONEXOXXO I LOVE IT TOO.

[Cupgrease]

There is TOO much fun in this song

[ramirofudo]

for khaz modan !

[IdontcarewhatUthink8]

This song turns me on!

[metsot]

I wanna be tweve again.

[melpeanut1]

Sex dwarf isn't is it nice, luring disco dollies to a life of vice...

[code2high]

@melpeanut1 I would like you on a long black leash!

[MrDarkmarius]

@melpeanut1 Great song

[cornmist]

Fun tune ;-) x

[Peaceroxangel]

this song is catchy

[daphne0]

God, this takes me back......thank you for posting it!

[Xylokaine]

EPIC

[DeAnn909]

This is for "KidSipe". Satan has demons in hell waiting for you.There will be a demon waiting to ram his spiked tail up your ass and threw your mouth. Thats after Satan has had his fun with you.

[jwippel]

Fuck you, what are you watching this for anyway, pervert. It's a real cool song and that's that. Man, you have some MAJOR issues....fuckin' freak.

[Gaiacarra]

Can't decide if I like this or the Chrstian Death cover better. Both of them make me want someone to put me on a leash...

[cetnikz]

His song is dope!

[animelover30001]

I was in the car the other night and this came on, and I almost crashed into a tree. God I hate this song.

[WeizHerGigBuddy]

i'm seeing a midget stripper at my friends bday party this weekend. we're gonna play this song

[RubyTwilite]

Love the spanking sounds at 2:25! This is so awesome!

[KidSnipe]

I listen to this song every time I'm about to rape someone.

[WinstonRed]

ahahahahaha

[pussypop100]

i love it you are a star i like this song when im ripping the gusset out of my wifes tights or pantyhose if you are american grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[kperez724]

you are the sickest ever lol lol

[kimberly9000]

Sex dwarf.... aaaaoh! Sex dwarf!

Isn't it nice? Luring disco dollies to a life of vice? Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice!!

[nekosolidus]

anyone else get that pre-rape feeling?

[jussi69ismysexslave]

i do! i do!

[kcarn]

Ho oui mon petit nain de sexe !

(Comment c'est pas une chanson de payday oO)

[reeferskankpot]

parlez-vous anglaise tu gross cochon, mais francaise est tres tres shit, mais angleterre est tres bien

[kcarn]

Fail !

[dinarama1980]

I would like on a long black leashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Kornrocker90]

Woo Best Times Dancing To This Song And My Party People,Disco Dollies!

[DerVampyrEngel]

" I would like you on a long black lead you can bring me all thins I need" mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[code2high]

Down Doggy !

[DerVampyrEngel]

omg god always loved this song by Soft Cell and tonight I feel real hot mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[code2high]

How Hot ?

[DerVampyrEngel]

ooooooooooo very very hot :)

[code2high]

Very hot is very very ,,,,,,,,,,nice indeed:)>

[DerVampyrEngel]

LOL yeah it is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[bemywagonwheel]

i love ur miniature ways little sex dwarf!

[technosis]

This song is a such an underrated classic - eclipsed by "Tainted Love". This is a true "clubbin" theme!!!!!! Marc Almond rules!

[jdbadboy]

What do they say about small boys?

[hiei229]

Ths song is their best song xD

[askdjak]

this song freaks me the fuck out!

[Opiate1969]

Original video can be found on Tim Pope's website

[blackrajang]

i cant believe this is the original sex dwarf!?!?! its so weird lol i like christian deaths cover its a little better

[webkinzfreak221]

ahhh,...the eightties,...they just don't make 'em this twisted anymore,...I was lucky enuf to have been the right age to have alive to really be into all this stuff,...now I miss how creative these groups were...each had their own unigue sound,...so cool!

[Birdgirl01]

Sex Dwarf, isn't nice? Luring disco dollies to a life of vice.... :)

Love it!

[pah550]

my album cover is different to this,mine is a picture of soho,london.

[pah550]

still got the album-non stop erotic cabaret.great stuff.i'll never grow up..lol.

[exwhyyou]

oh my that horny moaning girl was marc WTF i didnt know that

[MystyMary]

hilarious!

[kuthkuth]

The only copy I've found is a really low quality quicktime vid at

[pk5887]

Who is Soft Cell? This song is strange. Its good and very original. Ive known it for 8 years but i dont know anything else.

[lilgurlsdaddy]

soft cell also sings "tainted love"