Shark Attack 3 - Shitcase Cinema review

[cHeStEr5434]

According to an interview with John Barrowman, that pick up line was made up on the spot for a joke during the rehearsal, he didn't know that it was being filmed and didn't want it to be in the movie but ithat was out of his control.

[ThePinkhamsterino]

You asked why the shark roars like a dinosaur... Of course we have no idea what dinosaurs sounded like. Maybe they did sound like CGI sharks.

[jarnovanderwerff]

4:07

oh my, john's going overkill

[pfergee]

fucking shit, man. you make a DVD of like... 10 or so reviews INCLUDING a new review over "the life aquatic with steve zissou", I'll gladly pay 25 bucks for it. your reviews are hilarious and i agree with them 99% of the time. if any one should have a show on tv, it's you man. Submit your stuff to TBS so they can stop playing Tyler Perry shit. Keep reviewing man. You are a Roger Ebert to all who appreciate bashing the shit out of shit movies, and finding the humor in them.

[elfhermie]

I've always thought the shark in Jaws actually looks a bit of all right, actually. I mean, sharks themselves look rubbery, afterall!

[batmanfan281]

At the end i just said. "Wow that looked shit...Hey that was Captain Jack...But isent he gay?"

[greivous45]

wait till steve altens meg comes out as a movie....make it take this fail of a movies place!

[jakeen229]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[SeriousHedgeHogCo]

Some of the movies you review are good like toxic avenger and evil dead2

[Kopihucky]

What do you have against this move? Clearly the acting at 1:37 is some of the greatest the world has ever seen... That dialogue alone should be worthy of some awards.. Appreciate good cinema and don't be such a wanker..

[murderousbastard83]

Wait, what was you rating?

[tehAman]

hey did you notice that when the shark tries to get them when there dangling out of the helicopter and the scene when the guy jumps out of the boat and the shark catches him its the same exact thing just slowed down a little?

[Goldenkitten1]

I need to go to a bar, get a friend drunk, and convince them to go use that line on a nearby girl. I need to see what would happen, its on my bucket list now.

[barbwirelove]

the line was used, to try and get her to laugh because the director told him to make her laugh

[MrWiLDAPEMAN]

lol what is barrowman doing in this?

[Kyle2551]

I was dumbfounded at how crappy this movie was after I watched it.

[Resifan72568312]

Yay for John Barrowman!!!!!!! (I'm not gay)

[ilikemartialarts]

did the guy just shout ''mummy'' when he got eaten lmfao?

[sidkahfurry]

im surprised you havent done a Final Destination review.

[Alan27Jorn]

Bullshit!

Shoryuken!

Bull-Fucking-Shit!!

[CrittersRule247]

i think when jhon barrowman had sex with that pig shit i mean girl in this film is what turned him gay in torchwood

[NUTCASE71733]

Well, the size of the shark is justifiable since Megaladon, which was supposedly the ancestor of the Great White, was at least 50 to 60 to maybe 70 feet long. Still, this movie is crap.

[Blisterdude]

Good god, John Barrowman????

[burtonreid]

I watched Tintorera recently , thats a bad shark film !

[angelgod2]

Well, Curt Cobain sure liked the idea of cleaning HIS shotgun with his tongue.

[cogs90210]

John Barrowman?!

I thought he knew better than to do that......

[JimHolland8]

I'm so tired I almost commented on this.

[TheMASH1972]

have you done a review of jaws 3 , if not pleeeeeeease rip it to pieces :)

[seanjeaici]

This movie is an ABOMINATION to film who uses TV footage of a shark for a progressively horrible movie good man for shitcasing this piece of shit its so bad you did'nt even give it 0/10 good man keep up these reviews

[CanineFaeces]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy? Oh, I mean, suck my boyfriend off because I'm gay. John Barrowman in Shark Attack 3. You really do learn something new everyday.

[smnsmnsmn]

I kinda feel sorry for the shark getting shot

[fazinazin33]

what im wondering is...why the fuck are we letting shitty low budget films still be made when our economy is sucking ass? that wasted money could be used on more useful things. like haiti, cancer research, or for education for God's sake?!

[mikeywido2007]

Shark Attack 3 made me consider suicide.

[shitcasecinema]

I feel your pain!

[SonnyViceR]

Shark Attack 3 is surely a shitty film, but actually I don't hate is as much as god-awful Jaws 4: The Revenge... it just rapes the name of the orginal Spielberg classic (even harder than Jaws 3D).

By the way, you should see "Shark in Venice" someday. Epic trash.

[Predatorobergottheit]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE this piece of shit film! Almost as bad as Troll 2, hilariously bad! Really awesome Review man, 5 stars!

[NW1701]

i was just looking on wikipedia and it was a low budget film but i am usually a big fan of low budget films but aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh i hate this film it's terrible

[johnnyhorror92182]

I thought the ultimate shark was Sam Fuller's 1968 epic "Shark" starring Burt Reynolds?

[cartmammainia]

No, the shark from Jaws was the most badass. Saw that movie when I was eight. It's one of my fave Speilberg films. My two faves however are Jurassic Park and E.T.

[TheAttackofthetree]

This film makes Fungicide (Movie) look like aliens

[tokyodave1982]

Does that movie take place in a cabin or something? like with a wrestler and stupid mushrooms dressed in shower curtains?

[TheAttackofthetree]

Yes, I believe so.

[SuperKBros]

7:00-7:05 Owned.

[wakeylad107]

Barrowman! How could he have been in a crap film such as this?! He got away lightly,evenwith a line lik that! Great review shit case! Poor professor bruce! Get the IQ back soon mate!

[luxenfux]

Hey Shitcase - I just discovered that there is such a thing as a "Nightrider 2000" with a red sportscar thing Kitt, the second I saw the cover (horrible) I thought of...you guessed it, Shitcase material...cheers!

[shitcasecinema]

Haha, someone told me about this some years ago I think. I only watched Nightrider as a young kid, but as always I'll add this to the list for future reviews mate :)

[lionel346]

is there a 1 and 2 shark atack

[shitcasecinema]

Yeah there are a Shark Attack 1 and 2, but only the 3rd one is "famous".

[CrittersRule247]

@lionel346 the 1st one is boring the 3rd one is funny beause of the terrible acting and even worse effects but the seconed one is actuly decent

[PowerThirteen]

There was a Team Knightrider too, which was a TV series spinoff of the idea. That was awful too.

[luxenfux]

Sounds bloody awfull - pure Shitcase material!

[luxenfux]

LOL! This was an effin cool review, and poor Prof. Bruce - he needs to be replaced by one of his clones! This movie sucks balls, no doubt about it...As for John being nice and attentive to the ladies I kind of doubt it :-) I swear you are a good swearer hehe.

[mintyspace]

OMG at 3:33 thats Captain Jack...shitty looking film though

[arprodexec]

Love Jaws, terrified of sharks but yet I still laugh my arse off at this pathetic film. Give Professor Bruce a kick in from me aswell. How did John Barrowman manage to save his career after this, most would've been buried forever. Great review 10/10

[iwonwalker1285]

this review is fantastic. YOu have captured all the great moments of the movie. I love the guy on his boat driving into the shark - anyone else would try to steer away. Sharrrr U Ken - I think that will have destroyed professor bruce. Oh well. shark scenes were simply amazing and spielberg will have been really jealous. in my top 10 greatest movies along with cobra, trolls 2 and many others.

[JetHunter1049]

Awesome professor scene

[Avzzor]

this is among the funniest movies ever!!

sometimes the dubbing is so abd that they aint even opening their mouth and AMAZING SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!

[Haimster1986]

Haha this is classic,That line will never be forgotten.Great review as usual John!

[ScareMeSexy71]

WOW! Its John Barrowman!!! Seriously Cpt Jack!!! 3.36 there he is

"I thought I could handle it" he acts

[Thewwekiller]

LMAO poor Professor Bruce.

[SuperLowlander]

"What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" How I've wanted you to review for a long time! Great review, as always.