Funny - Twilight Sucks

[UnfathomableThoughts]

The blonde girl is cute.

[kokorosenshi]

twilight also condones pedophilia, think about it

edward: 100+ years old

bella: 17 years old

i'll let the rest up to you

[IHasChannel]

@kokorosenshi

hahahahaha

[SketchySpartan]

@kokorosenshi If Edward is a vampire (which means he's dead) and Bella fucks him, doesn't that mean she's a necrophiliac? THINK ABOUT IT!

[kokorosenshi]

@SketchySpartan yes, and if she fucks jacob, it's bestiality

[TheNorthernPariah]

they think twilight is literature lol

[maggot432]

I still have that dog, it was my cuddley bed toy for a very long time. I called it doggy. I wasn't much good with names back then. Anyway, another good video Tom.

[IHasChannel]

@maggot432

I'm so confused. Tom?

[maggot432]

@IHasChannel *sigh* it was supposed to be a joke, because I said I wasn't very good with names beforehand

[IHasChannel]

@maggot432

I'm not good with jokes.

[maggot432]

@IHasChannel LOL THATS F'ING HILARIOUS!!!

[Manoichan]

The actual, factual Bullshit Meter with matching klaxon and optional air horn attachment. Keep those pesky mormons off your front porch with the loudest instrument allowable by law!

[debbieomi]

I want a gadget to automatically type out the comments as I think them.

[niriop]

3:26 WIN!

[ScentedNectar]

You mean I was supposed to bring those books back?

[lnmylife]

I`m feeling ill.... If they could only develope a pill that would make me better :S

[violentlygraceful]

Interplanetary travel accomplished by bending space-time.

[chthonios]

Cool inventions?

A pill that makes your jizz have the same taste as chocolate milk.

Of course, it could doom the human race in 1 generation.

[nyarlotep]

I want a freaking personal wormhole, that takes me to wherever I want to go without the need to go into hostile exteriors.. Also it would mark the end of the automovil, plains, bikes, and every means of transportation..

[contrarianbastard]

While I'm not a Twilight fan, I will say this: Every minute spent reading Twilight is a minute spent not watching Jersey Shore.

[WolfmanNougat]

Wow... that was more tragic than my reaction to School Days.

Scientists really are slow if they're only just figuring out that twilight is bad news.

[Sirampsr]

A self filling coffe cup.

[artemisfair]

I'm still waiting for robot slaves/sex robots. Then I won't have to do anything.

Of course they would have to abide by Asimov's 3 laws of robotics. Robot rape sounds scary.

[ScouseCaspaXS]

Twilight is fucking stupid, a terrible book full  of creepy mormon fantasies.

And I would like a machine that can put a protective sheild around me and save me from bullshit.

[taliesinknol]

@ScouseCaspaXS

It's called HBO and True Blood...

[thereprieve]

future gadgets I look forward to: The fart smell converter (makes your farts smell like apple cinnaon) The get magically thin overnight pill The wife muzzle The gadget that allows you to stop the gas pump on an exact dollar amount instead of going 1 cent over EVERY FRIGGIN TIME! The "get to work on time" teleporter The front porch Jehovah Witness ejector stoop. The never needs mowed grass seed Instant muscle powder And of course, the lightsaber.

[IHasChannel]

@thereprieve

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[debbieomi]

@thereprieve The wife muzzle? LOL Jay, there already is such a thing but with you being a Christian man and all, I cannot say such things to you.

;-P

[thereprieve]

@debbieomi - Ok... pretend I'm not a Christian for a minute... where would one find such a thing as the wife muzzle? ;-)

[IHasChannel]

@thereprieve

BDSM.....

[IHasChannel]

@PseudoPoiesis

what? he does that to me all the time. friggin jerk...not you him

[Coughlan616]

THERE, I WATCHED YOU. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[IHasChannel]

@Coughlan616

who are you?

[sunnyjuicebox]

I fucking love this. it is awesomeness from hell I love all your videos ben.

[Tylzen]

Self-replicating toilet paper. I hate going to the store to buy new rolls all the time.

[LatumWay]

Wank bank.

[redlion7277]

I would like to see some sort of hologram or robot that would act as a live sex toy, see the Futurama episode "I Dated a Robot" to get what I mean.

[dominictemple]

teleporter would be very cool, but I'd wait for someone else to test it out first.

[letsrock0303]

Awesome channel, man!