vlog #1: auto-tune manifesto

[mylifeafterbreakfast]

Bam!!! Found your unlisted video!!! BTW- Why is this unlisted?

[SadieSmilez6]

Nice background music and you are gorgeous

[polishbroadcast]

I appreciate your appreciation for linoleum.

[uniqueandepic]

wow they have amazing falsettos

[SmorshNG]

Lenolium.

[PassTheSkittles]

@SmorshNG You stole my comment, statement, remark,  lenolium.

[phantomsparrow102]

is that... rachmaninov piano concerto 1? <3

[crbonbased]

@phantomsparrow102 It's numbe concerto 3: C minor. Pretty awesome!

[hmmg13]

MICHAEL.. MARRY ME! 

[holdthelight11]

YOU NEED TO AUTO-TUNE THE "LEPRECHAUN IN ALABAMA" NEWX CLIP! PLEASE!

[tudmar]

that's not the only thing I want to do to your face. ;)

[dftba323]

The jaw... so out of the ordinary, yet SO ATTRACTIVE. rawr. yum.

I'm so much younger than Michael, but psh... we can make it work ;]

[BeparoVideos]

@dftba323 i feel the same way!!

lol DFTBA

[allykat1079]

so cutee <3

[BFF1012]

i love the little WOO at the end <3

[Freaksoftheinternet]

so.. why is this video unlisted?

[andyvirus102]

Micheal with short hair and micheal with long hair are two different people :P i get confused i thought they were two different people

[NuthinAboutNuthin]

I have those same glasses :3

[11amberyates]

he"s hot as fuck!!!

[diefightingx3]

michael, i want to hug you.

[32Kenzie]

You're so cute(:

[jojo421266]

OMG CAN I HAVE THAT PIECE OF BREAD?!?!? xD

[pisaniforprez]

@jojo421266 Before you wake up dead!! lol

[jojo421266]

@pisaniforprez , I know!

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

he's so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would date him any day!! but i'm too young... D: i could clean him up and everything!!!!!!! :D MAKEOVERRRRRRRRRRR

[kr192101]

Would love to hear "Autotune the News: Canadian Edition."

[slackerboy02]

Hey I know why not take a bunch of nonsense politicians and newscasters have said, auto tune it, add your band's music and vocals and put it on youtube...oh wait that's what you did! Keep up the good work!

[MasterBoter]

jew...

[xoxoAbBiixoxo]

You are so cute.

[Joeey]

Michael, where is that art news girl from barelypolitical? my y gawd she needs to see the light of day, what a special girl.. wheeew. "bop bop bop bah-bop"

[newsletter4]

damn. this shit is really fun. get it on with it. keep on rollin'

[dasium]

@newsletter4 I didn't mean to vote this comment down! I don't know how to undo that.

[waterisawesome]

you're cute.

[whitneyxostunnah]

"post a comment up in my face" lmao.

[JudyxMarie123]

No, UP IN YOUR FACE.

[kitkat0395]

haha.

linoleum.

[Supermikejv]

linoleum?

[orchidkombi]

Nice Rachmaninoff in the b'ground...!

[MobyMB24]

lol hey man put my username in the description! lol

[evilbeesting]

he was on american idol D: and he was good D: i wish he got in :o

[ROFLBLACKPEOPLE]

LOL BLACK PEOPLE

[YuukiChanxx]

Fuck.. shit.. !

[embraceyourcomputer]

Kay so here's what you do you go on xbl and you record some kids talkin smack during halo or some shit, and then you auto tune it and add shit to it and make some super foxy great song out of it.

[militarytunersdotcom]

street racing

[ikkegewoon]

Okay let me thnk of a song & dance idea... it has to be really hard to do... i got it! a Pokemon battle in song & Dance! if you're able to do that you'r god.

Keep it up guys! you'r awesome.

[TheIvanners]

Im from colombia,and I hope you guys could do something about Jorge Eliecer Gaitán: he was the most important political lider of my country (Colombia), he represent the future, but he was assassinated. if you make a sample abut him, that will be great!. For sure, all colombian people will see that video! you can read about him on Wikipedia and you can use this youtube video as inspiration: Jorge Eliecer Gaitán - Pt. 5 - Discurso Abril de 1946 TeatroMpal. Bogotá.

[clarehistory101]

he's so good looking.

[mikepenny01]

Rachmaninoff! Life, too...LIFE!

[Hunt91ER]

HOW CAN U REJECT A MAN WITH A MALLET??

[aroyn7]

Do u have any vids of the gregory bros band live?

[babylotion964]

michaels hawt!!!....the gregory brothers can sang, (NOT SING....BUT SANGGG)...would sum1 pick them up an get them a fuckin tv show....plz n thank u *smiles*

[austinjamesd]

somebody tell me this guy doesnt look like Austin Powers

[zenzmurfy]

@austinjamesd , I didn't see it until you pointed it out. I was thinking young Woody Allen and someone else I can't figure out yet.

[akimikan123]

tell me he doesnt look like Fred's older brother XD

but in a good way :D

[austinjamesd]

hahah yeah, its not a bad thing dont be sad

[JudyxMarie123]

OH MY GAWSH.

I just cllicked the back button and I got to this video, and I just have to share that THIS GUY IS TOO HOT FOR HIS OWN GOOD. Ughhh...

[JudyxMarie123]

Yes @Heligoland43...I totally see the square jaw...I think its really cute too...SO THAT'S WHY CHICKS DIG SUPER MAN! Hmmm...He's cute and his voice is awesome though:]

[jocylyn62]

aww your so cute<3

[Fattieman9]

you need to do spongebob autotune

[kaleymuffin]

funny hot yes please

[teleporttours1]

Lighter Than Air Vertical Axis Wind Turbines: Need I say more!!!

[stefanbatts]

you guys need to autotune science videos carl sagan autotuned inspired my 8 yr old to invent titanium laser printers for NASA......don't believe me check gizmodo

[previewlounge]

love the subtle dance moves when singing 'Shawty, five of those calls was from me' .. simply the best.

[shrimpshrimp17]

You rock at singing. :)

[JustToFallAsleep]

linoleum...and um..linoleum...

[SahjanS]

oh michael i think i am in love with you

you're so damn attractive

and i think i've already mentioned this, but it deserves another mention:

that damn jaw. OHH so hott

[drumttocs8]

How is his jaw any different than others?

[InsaneHeckOfCrawz]

Auto tune emergency calls, the hysterical people will yield some melodic powerful harmonies

[thiskidglows]

i think his mouth is naturally computer animated haha

[matt12677621]

Y'know, going back and watching this vlog. I'm a little disappointed there hasn't been more linoleum in the Auto-Tune the News Videos. ATTN 9 perhaps?

[charlie93xo]

FUCK HE IS FINE

[cookedbread]

Linoleum.

Lmao.

[Fattieman9]

you should auto tune a cartoon

[ToManyPhones]

Here's an idea: Autotune this weeks TV. lol

[PurpleLint]

I don't hear anything you're saying because you are so cute

[Heligoland43]

His jaw. My god, his jaw.

[lopytube]

what about his damn jaw.What about it!lol

no seriously is his jaw an attractive quality or are all these girls(hopefully)saying hes just cute in general

[SahjanS]

no, i'm a girl, and i love jaws like that...lol

seriously, he's an extremely attractive guy, it's definetely gotta be the jaw for me!

<3<3<3

[Heligoland43]

If you study this stuff, and I do a little, that is a masculinity indicator-- extra testosterone during adolescence makes it start to jut in men, particularly at the edge nearest the ear, and it is most significant when the effect is even noticeable from a head-on frontal view. You've heard of the famous "square jaw"? That's where it comes from.

So, for some reason, all us girls just want to GNAW on that bit. It's weird, I know.

[CandyHillisToBadForU]

@Heligoland43

positive or negative?

[Heligoland43]

@CandyHillisToBadForU have his babies positive.

[supermariosunshine69]

@Heligoland43

so... what about his jaw?

its... big, and nothing more.

NOTHING I TELL YOU!

[PiccoloNamek]

@Heligoland43 It is a very impressive jaw, to be sure.

[guadalupeodiard]

@Heligoland43 His neck. My god, his neck.

[xfireworksxx]

you are so damn cute.

[whatthesssssssss]

He really shook whatever the camera was sitting on at the end there

[dabigkid]

You rock for Rachmaninoff

[DestinyPeach]

I love you. You're adorable!

[margarinefly55]

ilu :)

[ApostleT]

My god, Michael.

If I was gay, I would marry you.

You are amazing =p

[DJtEQNIK]

are u sua ur not??

[ApostleT]

Yes, I'm rather "sua".

Are you sure that you have even a basic grasp of the tenets of the english language?

[DJtEQNIK]

Mata usi

It's called 'abbreviating'.

Do you have even the slightest knowledge of what 'abbreviations' are? Aye siana?

[sawarah]

Hey, I love Rach 3. (the background song)

[RinaTheWarewolf]

Obama's not doing very well with leading our country :/

[SamRowse]

your a babe.

and i love your vids!

[tonymanifesto]

Woo Bowdoin!

[kidstalkpolitics]

You guys rock.

Song idea: "R U Happy With How Obama's Doing?"

Feature clips from the pundits grading his first 100 days.

[willowthebored]

Why Rach's 3rd? Epic, albeit. :D

Also, I've noticed that Joe Biden seems to provide a lot of material for your videos; why not give him his own special tribute episode at some point?

[hgld]

keep the glasses

[seirensong]

I love cute nerdy boys!

[Drummelskrudd]

Make something like the Auto-Tune the News with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it.

[ingej32]

GREAT IDEA!

[elphaba4sb95]

i love you.

[daddyslittlegirl330]

haha so do i i think he is sooo hottt

[sunsandstarz5186]

I have a crush on Michael Gregory. Not gonna lie.

[fnkydnc5]

Yeah..I'm kinda in love with him too...

[n3wtype]

that hyperlink brought me tons of linoleum. keep up the good wor- linoleum.

[BusterXXXL]

Would you volonteer for the United Nation Defense Force Propaganda Unit to fight against the invading Space Nazis from behind the moon, as their last habitat gets casually bombed by NASA Drones?

Its all in Iron Sky, the open film project from Star Wreck...

[NoelleAileen]

your amazing! <3

[fnkydnc5]

you're so cute

[fnkydnc5]

you're so cute

[FrostPegasus]

Linoleum!

[jokerboy6665]

make a song about soccer commentators... if thats funny enough

[bioshock3936]

aliens always work because there cool and crap like that...so...ya good luck wit this idea! ohh and by the way my dads a music producer so it has to work!

[bioshock3936]

do somethin wit aliens

[bioshock3936]

urr awsomw!!

[birdsfledfromme]

I love you and i seriously think that we could make such sweet sweet music together this is gonna come across creepy no matter what but girl.......uh...

any

way

i'm in a rock band, sleepy sun......i drive a car.....I'm into sci-fi........look me up girl i am fooor reeeal 2 seconds to follow me into the internet. we belong together super freaky...

[R0BYNFR3SSSHFTW]

Mmmm, keytar

[squirrelspown]

could you do something on squirrels :D

[IIIIRAVAGEIIII]

"magic carpet link"? lmfao.

[StopMoBro]

Hey! You should really do some commercials autotuned. I think that would be pretty cool, and if you don't I just might have to.

[manofbob11]

do one song on wombats!!!!!!!!!!

[squirrelspown]

nice one of the lesser known marsupials :-D

[EnigmaEvocative]

De-autotune songs!!! Like Akon! It'll be mutilated afterwards!

[cutiepiesoccorgirl21]

hey thanks for mentioning me. my main profile is simoroze though. chow

[Piratezrule]

Make an account just so you could promote your actual profile. nice.

[Halo3Bowdown]

You should auto tune the news

[Halo3Bowdown]

its a joke noob

[scientologyisforfags]

wow

[nnygem]

sing and dance ME! :D

[DarwinsChihuahua]

Can you remove auto-tune from Kanye West songs?

[youngobes]

why would you ever wanna do that?

[orochiThing]

yea, you wanna go deaf??

[harmonickev]

Can you pimp/auto tune the Rachmaninoff?

[NickBRocks3]

you look kind of like a healthy stephen hawking.

[LordFordy]

Brilliant stuff mate! Hey have you seen the all the corruption and obuse of "expenses" thats been exposed in the UK government at the moment? One bloke claimed to have his Moat cleaned! Looks like it could bring the lot of them down and open it wide-open for the minority parties (like the greens - good, or the BNP - bad), to get into power! Love to see your take on that!

Keep on keeping on dude. Excellent!

[NameFreedom]

Rachmaninov!!! Good background.

Do a video on kangaroos and seahorses please.

[Envelion]

Could auto tune all of American idol for me? Make them sound better. :D

[AdIgnorantiam]

*sigh*

If only you liked boys. You're straight up cute as hell!

[versatility003]

LOL.....WOOOOOOOWW.........did you really just say that???

[avolpix]

please make another video like auto tune # 2.. i watch it everyday, for real

[efgftw]

thank god. i'm not the only one.

[joshuarrichie]

hahaha yea me too

[grokor]

I love your shit m8! .. Oh and i love your movies too

[jessicaminahan7480]

love the musical background. so do always where those glasses?

[briem6871]

You have got to be one of my favorite people on youtube now...You are so very funny! And um...might I say very alluring...: }

[simonnewtboy]

I was wondering if you would be my best friend.

[TurdBlowjobs]

i think you should write a real song bro.. ha you have the talent. but if we're stickin to funny autotunes.. i'd say: autotune as much cool random shit like tupac.. or new regular songs on the radio. people like that shit.

[YYZZZYYY]

why didnt they like u on american idol you where great.

[666sheerinsanity666]

my wife and i thought so too ... oh, crap - did i just admit i watch american idol?

damn.

[phantom14dancer]

you could of stopped typing.

[666sheerinsanity666]

you could have looked up 'irony'.

[ajkpchee1]

lol "could of"

[blackeyedsiouxsie]

blagojevich...

[zachmcnees]

proprs on the rachmananof in the background

[johnekroll]

GO FOR IT - waitng for your next move :)

[sandgrownen]

I don't think that linoleum gets enough air time these days it's all parkett flooring and mexican tiles.

[jshecket]

One question... Did you bone the bikini girls when you were done making the video? Or were you keeping things professional?

[farlane]

Hooray for marsupials!

[spiro37]

sweet! I got linolium!

[nunpoo]

i propose "HIgh School Musical" minus song and dance

[cipotesv]

excelente

[marcv54]

linoleum

lmao

[pixremix12]

who shall win the election..?????

[JimmyHook]

Collab was great! Subscribed! :)

[ofcoursecali]

Can't wait! You are AMAZING!

[yilatile]

i can't wait for more song and dances

[Blade376]

Look foward to seeing it dude =] Would be cool to do a collab sometime - let me know!