talk like a pirate... pls watch it in "High Quality"

[KingKook]

Hot Chick who thinks she's SO interesting because guys only pay attention to her to bang her. Listening to her talk is like staring into the Sun. Don't do it. Her voice is making me go sterile. I think I just contracted cock cancer. I am not enjoying this... so I'm gonna click away... just as soon as... she... takes off... her top... ... still waiting... ... ...not losing the top... ...fuckit! I can't take anymore. I'm outta here!...

[Freak5h0w]

Thanks for associating bass with jazz :)

[Stranskii]

You have nice .... now you only need some talent.

[Cardsharkiller]

This girl looks like she would be HOT in bed 

[lescastor]

jazzercizing!

[eponce130]

Take your top off matey!

[TheDragonfury666]

ok youre very cute harrr me hearty

[GBelair]

I'd agree with ye matey

[lucydrox]

far out you know how it says 'living' in the opening video thing, well i don't think she HAS a life to be living...

[AnarchyItsHere]

you is one jive turkey...suckah

[immolation4u]

Is that a pimple in her clevage?

[Shotosboring1stpick]

Ahahaha, you have been caught Val!!

[DaMudd]

nice top...

[RookieVids]

I love Jazz!!! Awesome. How about Jazz me, baby... and All that Jazz!! Ha Ha!! Jazz it up, Girl!! I heard some Jazz about that guy... He was so jazz. I love the Jazzy twirl of your hair on your shoulder. You are so intuitive and inspiring.

[NESklok]

wait... by letting a giant bunch of balloons go, she just killed like 20 sea turtles :@

[3TNT3]

You should talk about JIZZ

[GavinS1965]

You're excellent,I like you!I know what you mean about balance a decisions in Jazz,sometimes it can really make you sweat!!

[sukmacack365]

One button more, come on you tease!!!

[RookieVids]

You are a jerk!!!

[sukmacack365]

No, im a guy! Any woman who shows a sliver of her black bra on youtube while trying to be serious is BEGGING for attention. Just like community channel.

By the way, my video's have much more creativity and PERSONAL input than this rambling nonsense

[lachikagreen]

can we see ur apartment??

[funny0000000]

I like this outfit. It really highlights your beautiful breasts which are almost as nice as our paintings. This is meant to be a complement not a derogatory to women in any way.

[jollybob666]

Forgot to say i Subscribed to you....

and Ceep doing what your doing.. your awsome!!! more Val in everyones life would make the world lots happier!

[jollybob666]

You are totaly awsome.. your paintings are true master pices... i would be honoured to have one hanging in my home.. (altho i think masterpices liek that are waaay to expencive.. or are they? :P)

and on top of that your beautifull charming and a great person... and your taughts are most amazing... you are a truly gifted and lovely person..

[niccie2006]

charles a johnson jr hfgsyes hfgruthvb

hgjdgftncbvg hfgster mcnvbfueiou yes

we you idhft bfhdueyrt gdfuer bfhetdfj

bcgdhfywu you go to uryfbxfd

[weinmarr]

she had jizz in her throat

[gt40f]

Your vocabulary is quite a bit more extensive than the average pirate, most of whom only know two words... "aye matey"

[circusaroundtheworld]

jazz it up

[artettina]

Hope you are all better now! Great painting.

[concord327]

show me your jazz hands \! ! ! !/

i used to play jazz in high school, i practiced safe sax

[percheron1654]

nonsense... pointless video.

[vickykd113]

nice painting!

[02fnky4u]

beautiful painting val,jazzed to the max whish i could have bidded on this painting. you are such a star

[daku14]

O_O.....I think i love you (8)

[pFhUCKpFhACE]

haha...I think there's a line-up already.

though as far as I'm concerned, the line-up starts behind me... ;-p

[Narutokun8398]

I really like your lips.

[mikemx32]

That is a beautiful painting. You are a very talented lady. This is the first time viewing your video and I know I am going to subscribe. By the way you are very pretty. :-)

[MartinRusin]

@mikemx32 Meaning: Holy shit your tits are awesome, you're hot and I'd like to bang you. Oh and nice painting btw. I admire it because it'll be easier to earn attention.

Don't deny it lol.

[forkthissheet]

hi jazzy,i hope your well.

dont you have a pet named stinky?he'll get a complex if he see's this.

lucky charms keeps me healthy,and cookies, and salt and vinager potato chips.

we all love your paintings,so dont be haten on em.

<<(**)

[Tanahwei]

I JUST LOVE GIRLS IN BLACK BRA

[hultonclint]

Thanks for deleting my comment giving "jazz" phrases. I'm sure glad I wasted my time watching your video and bothering to respond.

[NoOneCatchMe]

I always say "and all that jazz" instead of 'and all that stuff'. "jazz like that" instead of 'stuff' or 'things' I say 'jazz'. Confused my friends at first but they say it too now :D.

You are an inspiration, Val and you have made me want to paint again. thank yous. XD

xxxxx

[monsterhart]

I know what you mean, when I first heard of talk like a pirate day I thought "wow, that's really weird" but now with there being one every other week it is beginning to get annoying. I've also noticed all the people that celebrate it, every time they have it I tell them "Well of course, this happens every other week" and they always say that it's that specific day every year, and they say the same thing 2 weeks later. Also, I've never even noticed it happen on the same day. Ehh... Get well soon!

[pilarlosada85]

i love your paintings!! :) i want to learn!! ;)

[galahad87]

You jazzt jazzed it up right :)

[Qermaq]

Ok, black bra + low-cut white top + genuinely engaging demeanor = majorly cute.

[unicyclebabyguy]

I accidently jazzed myself

[KtuluTamer]

show me your jazz fingers!!! (kinda like spirit fingers, but imagine playing an invisible sax or trumbone)

[Balsafer]

lol too cute

[Hopper9987]

Talk like a pirate day is a school spirit day at my school

[CrimsonFury006]

You and your paintings are beautiful!

[KennethRMullins]

I thought it was beautiful,just like you,Val !!!!

[elusivetantra]

Hahaha! I love your vids your so awesome Val cool painting..love your website by the way hope your feeling better..Mark

[AntiZeroTrip]

Jazzercise!

Jazz Hands!

Um,.. Thats all I got.

Love the Painting Val! I like the piano keys best.

[kojakzeed]

eres la más bella de todo facebook =)

[petryz]

that was pretty jazzy

[saladdin]

yours is way better... i came up with a couple...

"jazz kidding!"

"you jazz hole!"

"i'm jazzperated..."

the last one doesn't make any sense!

[LadyDiWolfe]

Watching those close-ups always raise this one questionin my mind: How thick layers of paint there is? It's of course important to use a lot of paint to create all those colourful pictures of yours, but that thick layers must take also a long time to dry?

[laiksik]

does anyone know what the song in the intro is?

[theBoynamedMatt]

La Catedral, Agustin Barrios, part of it anyways

[clhoyt1003]

wtf? "Talk like a Pirate Day"? This is the first I ever heard of it. Sorry I missed it. Didnt know about it until it was over.

btw, Val...your just as cute and adorable when you're sick! Loved the chipmunk voice effect in this vid. TOO cute!

I hope your feeling better! Love your art...it is very expressive. bye.

[MyYewTubeAccount]

One day we will get married :D

[theBoynamedMatt]

That was fun tonight, hope u feel better :(

[SamaDooee]

Hey. I'm kinda of new to your show and Luv it! I can tell that u've got the jazz!! U r gifted - great paintings with colorful commentary and some gigantic (hopefully chocolate-chip) cookies. Get better soon. Ciao!!

[smokytj911]

You can jazz up your sentences with words like expediant... and exuberant, very jazzy words. your quirky behavior an point of view keep me at the edge of my seat lol, have a good night val

[qso1]

"A painter, who finds no satisfaction in mere representation, however artistic, in his longing to express his inner life, cannot but envy the ease with which music, the most non-material of the arts today, achieves this end." -Kandinsky Jazztastic painting Valentina. Echale jazzolina y siguelooooo. ...I mean, 'vitamina' ...C. Some jazzelicious garlic soup will fix you good!

[writer4peace]

Your "show" rocks! Here's one for the "jazz" column that my granny used to say to me: "Don't get so jazzed up that you lose yourself."

peace!

[valsartdiary]

"Don't get so jazzed up that you lose yourself"...  love it!!

Sounds just like a piece of true ":P thanks!

[tomjkoz]

I love the painting and hope you are feeling better.

[valsartdiary]

thanks :)

[Elykar]

Jazzercise. lol

[ShowinYaHow]

I've got an idiom about jazz for ya.

"Close enough for Jazz"

[CaptainJimbodiny]

i already gave her that one.... but who reads 40000 comments before posting???/

[valsartdiary]

I do ...

prrr

:P

[CaptainJimbodiny]

You do, you always make my day! I hope you never burn out.

[ShowinYaHow]

Ha, Cause Vals cool like that. I love your paintings Val, and even though I can't ever seem to make it to one of your chats, I watch all your videos. Keep it up.

[tearsdontfall032]

you make me smile.

and this is one of my favorite paints that ive seen so far.

[wenoknives]

Do a couple of shots of Jagermeister before bedtime and it will knock that cold right out of you. I hope you feel better soon.

[valsartdiary]

I hate Jagermeister :(

[kc4ril]

Who is it and why do you hate them? I'm confused

[wenoknives]

I cant stand Jagermeister either but it really does work on a cold. Something about all the different herbs that go into it.

[lilmamaness]

Where do you shop at? I love your clothes!

[Vldeogasm]

okay okay okay...i got one:

....i want to jazz all over your "canvas"

...

i know...im good

[juststuBC]

I like that painting a lot.....it looks lively. It's definatly the best painting I've seen from you in a while!(I think any way). You should try to let your emotions into your paintings more.....ya go with your gut.

[neverlastingworld]

you would think that with someone as beautiful as you. would be doing other than posting videos on youtube. no offense at all.

[bbs3721]

That's a really cool painting! It would look great in my music room with indigo blue walls :)

[BigolPhatD]

Close Enough For Jazz.

[piron416]

U r soo sexy hot i love the way u talk.

[CAlex6977]

I like this, and all that jazz

[wildwyckedknight]

Hugs rom Texas, Hope you feel better! :)

[Garethtkd]

Eat your cookies!!!!!!!!!

[Alvette]

i think your work is brilliant but i almost wish you could be a lil more serious. you want people whos into art to watch your videos, i want pay attention to half of what you're saying to be honest.. less talking more art!! your videos does have a real good quality though. keeo it up.

[theBoynamedMatt]

like amish kids for the first time in a candy store, lol, i hope i get to see that someday :P

[chrisw40]

creepy

[chrisw40]

Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

[slayersaiez]

wow weirdo ure not gunna charm her with ure poem you found on google

[chrisw40]

maybe i will

[theBoynamedMatt]

can watch and watch and watch and watch these over and over and over again, and now i've somehow caught ur cold, lol.

[oneandonlybluefish]

whoa, you took a big bite out of that cookie!

[MegaHirtzProductions]

Talented and pretty - deadly combination.

[KennethRMullins]

Hi Val...I love the painting...it was just perfect for me... and you look great as always and very beautiful in white.. and when you talk in the different voices..I love that..and you are totally AWESOME in every perspective...Ray

[trumpmech]

Love the painting, m'dear- it be nice and jazzy, methinks! ;)

[violinchick89]

Haha, that's a pretty painting!

[susuemikado]

I love your paintings Val...but this is my absolute favorite...Jazz is one of my favorite things!

[silverdoves7]

Wow.... I love the painting this week!

[Presssaeckchen]

First I was thinking you were drinking out of a torch :) - nice balanced painting !

[Kiraly222]

Beautiful Painting, You always have that application of paint in motion that makes them so dynamic and alive. Please stop getting sick and crashing into things, OK..OK.)

[squidb8]

"I haven't done that since I was a kid, so I did what I remembered and the rest I was just playing Jazz."

I like your KISS cup.

Wow, How bad does one have to be to earn the nomen "Chicken Pox". One positive would be never being forgotten.

[CaptainJimbodiny]

I like the phrase, "close enough for jazz". It is referring to the pitch sounding a bit flat, but that is normal in jazz and in fact is a characteristic of most jazz. So when you almost reach the effect you like, you can say, "hey, it's close enough for jazz!"

a big hug from an old pirate

[constantmoodchanger]

I think this painting has just the right amount of jazz ^^ Keep up the good work!

[NarsinhaTube]

I love the colors in this one! Exactly the right amount of jazz if you ask me ;)

[triricky]

mamacita!your so bonita

[DarkLordSpam]

Amazing, amazing painting as always. Keep up the great work Val.

[eaturkookees]

Jazzilicious!

[xdeadwaterx]

you are so damn cute!

[espressophile]

If you make a mistake once, it's just a mistake, but if you make it twice, it's jazz!

[sufferedmind]

haha

"like Amish kids for the first time in a candy store"

[rlsoccer101]

Your paintings are amazing..

[chirpwi]

Very nice painting again. Have a good week Val and I hope you get over your cold soon.

[flyby5678]

"Let`s be like Jazz...you know make it up as we go along". What I say to my future husband.

[quizanswers]

I really like that one :)

[randommuddyhobo]

lucky charms.... ok ill go with it... lol.

[kygal41501]

this painting is absolutely amazing! now only if i wasn't poor lol

[randommuddyhobo]

yay i get a post in.

[javierortiz82]

Loved today's painting, looks incredibly beautifull, it jazzed everything around me when it was finished XD. Love your works.

[jgoober346]

No lottery? Oh no!

[sodie77]

Jazz hands!

Can ye smell it?!?! Arrrrrrrrgggg!

[theBoynamedMatt]

You truly are the best distraction i've ever had, lol. :P

[kamui90]

Yay International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arghh Matey!

[maple1anime]

uz awesome

[galbitorix]

i tried watching it in high quality and it wouldnt work =/ but i did like the painting!

[kenbank]

Jazz me up. Jazz me down. Jazz me. Jazz me all around. Jazz me down and jazz me back up again!

[countersniper432]

Oh... Get better Fast, wish you well

[ColevanFilms]

This might be my favorite of your paintings... very beautiful... perfect.

[countersniper432]

Great video & even better painting..you didn't over-do-it. You are so talented, keep up the amazing work. I look forward to Sundays.....

[1006V]

Wonderful looking Painting!

[chrisw40]

crap you look hot in this one woe

[cogknack]

"...AND ALL THAT JAZZ"

^jazz idiom^

[proffmongo]

It's JUST right!!! ~:^)

[ytclif2s]

I'd say you jazzed it up just fine! Very distinctive piece this time, Val!

[falcore19]

It's funny how you talk to yourself, then realize it and think you're crazy, then talk to yourself to convince you that you're not. I love it.

[valsartdiary]

haha... the story of my life :P

[xoxroyaltyxox]

tht was the most beautiful painting ive ever seen

[valsartdiary]

OMG! thanks so much!

xxx

[joshcmagic]

I love the painting. Wonderful use of jazz to paint jazz.

[moewanggypsi]

Hey; you posted a video on my birthday; sweet.

[rebcadie]

Your very talented!

[waragainstgreed]

val, are you in the kiss army?

[grrrdotcom]

I hope you feel better Val! :]

[rey1164]

yea ur beutiful..........

[smartUpProductions]

I was WOW! when i saw the painting first!

looks beautiful...love it!

get well soon too.

[ShaneM686]

I like your philosophy about painting:)

you are so pretty and unique Val <3

[kjwilli316]

No d'Art lottery? What a shame...

I love the balance of yellows, reds, blues, browns... and all that jazz. I think you jazzed it up just right ;-)

[tjbailey08]

I WANT THIS PAINTING!!

[Sidneyboy321]

Is it just me or is Val looking hot today in that white top.

[deepmind]

VAl, I LOVE this painting! It looks like music to me

Hey! No painting give-away!!? What happened?

[valsartdiary]

i am sick- was working late forgot to put it in... double next week!

[brandon20904]

Your awesome anyways without a give-away. Hope you get better soon!

[jonesr999]

I'm not sure it's safe to be drinking out of a flashlight, but that's just my opinion.

[HyperKid66]

ahah, nicee, your painting was cool, and deep, and meaningfull and all that jazz! :)

[scott02127]

Perfect amount of jazz :)

[IntrovertGuy]

I just know the new idioms

eg. Val 22 - "argh, how's possible that I'm having this balance of fun and depth?!"

Ohh, it's a "Val 22"

=)

[JBammm]

Wow, I love your paintings! Well, I too think too much of something can be bad too.

I hope you feel better soon. =)

[GP1Online]

and I love the painting! Its... awesome possum!!

:D

[GP1Online]

talking like a pirate for one day pretty cool....talking like a pirate for a whole year...kinda lame haha that was funny!

[michaelhhowell]

Hello Mate

 Are you a iiii pirate or a rrrr pirate

I like when your happy

BYE

[Dog480]

Could it be that not eating your cookies left your immune system vulnerable to an infection? Ya know they jazz up the system...

[manwiththecalicobag]

hi val how are things ,

[Natokowsky]

cleavage at last!

[Ross685]

This painting is really beautiful. For those like me who can't afford the original paintings, would it be an idea to sell actual size copies on eBay or directly from your website ? Congrats for this nice weekly painting and for your natural "foolishness" i love !!! :)

[dancefrk079]

i am in love with that painting!!!

[uberplayer]

eh its okay

[KingKongATL]

YOU ARE SOOO BEAUTIFUL.

[iqetfresh]

i just saw some of your paintings on your website , you're so talented . i had a bad day but seeing your paintings definately made it better , thanks ! :)

[81538]

I like it ..thanks..

[briony509]

that painting is just amazing!

[antnas]

OMG from 5:06 to 5:08 you look almost normal!!! (just the weird cup..)

jk... wouldn't change anything btw :) painting's great...

[originaldylan]

lol you're always sick Val. Maybe it's the fumes from all the paint.

[poetiktrajedy]

haha, i like how you said you're like an amish kid in a candy store for the first time.. every time.

i think you jazzed it up just the right amount, val. it's jazz-tastic. i have had a slight obsession with piano keys lately, kind of the same way you've had an obsession with the word jazz... so i like that there were piano keys in your painting. and the different shades of blue are lovely :)

[theBoynamedMatt]

It would be so fun to know you Val 8)