AFN Commercial - Keep your Virginity

[electrogeek77]

Don't you just love the double standard that baste this commercial like a delicious gravy? "Girls, your life will be RUINED! Boys, your bank account will hurt a bit, but you're free to go."

[modelshidden2]

this commercial is awsome. fuck sex!!!!!!!

[devilshomie]

You know there's such a thing as birth control and condoms, I'm not saying you should just screw everything in site but just fighting your homones isn't gonna help either. Teach kids about birth control and condoms and tell them to be responsible and wait until they are ready and really care about the person their with, it won't encourage them to have sex but it will keep them safe whenever they decide it's time.

[visaman]

Have sex up the bum|

[TokyoPatrick]

AFN couldn't find better poster children for abstinence? I could barely comprehend their limited articulacy over the crappy music.

[SuperDerezzed]

@TokyoPatrick i thought they expressed themselves well and yet again i didn't know articulacy was a word, apparently youtube wordcheck didn't know either

[Maddy922]

@TokyoPatrick Yup

[eternalgracenote]

I was givin my wife the ol' piledriver in front of the TV that was on at the time, this came on and we both pointed and laughed.

[75egcg]

i really think that this wasnt about abstaining at all, maybe as a choice, but the message i got was to be smart about it, have safe sex, and if you're just a teen use a contraceptive

[triggerhappyhirano]

DUDE LOOK THEY HAVE TO lose it some time no one wants to be the 40 year old virgin if they do it now theyll be on teen mom 3

[tpbman121]

I pull out

[MarkSentMe]

I loved the commercial that had the song "when Doves Cry" in the background

[nanadepuchodana]

I have a feeling that most of these kids aren't virgins by choice.

[AwesomenessIskey]

I agree with the commercial!

[sweetlikemeg]

Losing your virginity has basically nothing to do with having kids!! if you practise safe sex like use a CONDOM there's nothing wrong with it and 99.9 % of the time you don't get pregnant! jeez did know one ever tell these kids that sex is actually amazing?! :P

[sassycatdarn890]

@sweetlikemeg hahaha the funny thing is your an idiot .. teens can get pregnant even if they use a condom, birth control and plan b its not a 100 % effective what a dumb ass ... Tell that to all the kids who have gotten pregnant that took to your advice

[LaBelleMensonge]

It's called a condom. And even then, people are free to do whatever they want with their sex lives. I hate these things that tote all abstinence. It's okay to have sex, and it's okay not to have sex. Do what makes you happy, as long as you feel comfortable. As long people are safe, I could give a shit what they do.

[triggerhappyhirano]

@LaBelleMensonge what if u want a baby

[LaBelleMensonge]

@triggerhappyhirano That goes with the comfort level. If she wants a baby and he wants a baby, go to town, champs. I can't stop you.

[AndyWhite007]

I kept my virginity until I was married and had a great life before and after marriage. I'd say "dont judge" - but if I could live my life again I wouldnt do it any differently, I'd say find the right (type of) person and go for it :-)

[kromed01]

All of them in this advert including the guys need to be f**ked in the arse...virignity intact, no babies what more do they want?

[mrdojob]

I enjoyed my teenage years with something called a condom. Why do so many people think that you will have a baby if you have sex? If you got half a brain you can have sex and avoid a baby with almost 100% success.

I also hate taking sex advice from people who avoid the whole issue themselves

[LazyGuitarist182]

hahaha, I love how they make it sound like once you have sex BAM your pregnant.

[minnie110]

yeah...cause abstinence is the only thing that can keep you from getting a baby.....there's no such things as condoms or pills....

[HolaaRichard]

Corny ass afn commercials. 

[Zzyyzzxx7]

You wanna enjoy your teenage years? F---!

With that said, there are ways to prevent pregnancy like say.. condoms or birth control.. What's wrong with that?

[TXSheryl]

A message to AFN...as a strong supporter of abstaining from premarital sex, I was disappointed in your commercial. And based upon the comments posted, it appears your message is falling on deaf ears. Our society has lost the notion of shame about premarital sex, therefore marriage has disintegrated as boys/men don't find it necessary anymore. They get all the sex without the obligations. Girls should be taught about the power they have over boys and how to use it by abstaining until marriage.

[mrdojob]

@TXSheryl How does marriage and sex go together any better? Does a 20 minute ceremony make you better potential parents than you where 20 mins before? Not really.

Does it give you better knowledge of safe sex? No.

Would you be able to handle sex any better than before? No.

Does it mean you can provide for a child any better than before? No

[goldragon988]

I didn't hear a word about being a virgin. It just says don't have babies. And I completely agree.

[CrAzY4n00Bs]

Yeah thats what anul is for ;P

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

If the baby is black you're double-fucked. Abortions for all!

[twcatube]

This is nuts. There's clearly technical methods to avoid pregnancy during sex, so blindly and unequivocally linking sex to pregnancy like this is straight-up fear tactics. The title is also nuts, because "virginity" is a concept and sexual activity is a factual thing you can actually do. The title you're going for here is "don't have sex until you're old, because you will instantly get pregnant", which is again nuts.

[maxfisco]

This was aimed at service brats living overseas during their parents' accompanied tours. While the ad is as annoying, condescending and insulting to intelligence as most other AFN ads, there are lots of good reasons to run it. An unplanned pregnancy by a teenage dependent overseas costs the government a lot of money and can hurt the career of the teenagers' parents. Not to mention the consequences that ensue when the older dependent girls fool around with the servicemen on the post.

[Devinfilms6679]

AHH! MEMORIES!

[RockerXZERO]

nastalgic.

[KTownEgghead]

@RockerXZERO Very nostalgic... I miss AFN Prime. :P

[just2watchbuffy]

Do these kids not know about birth control?

Oh wait haha no they don't. They only know about abstinence.

[jjtiojohn12]

what if you end up in a wheel chair and cant fuck anymore then you'll be a virgin for life!

[jjtiojohn12]

its funny people say wait,For what? wait until I get married and find out you cant have childern anymore because you reached your sexual peak? because trust me those that wait until their 30 end up with more sexual problems and have to use a blue pill to keep it up!

[SparkHQ]

ur an idiot

[jjtiojohn12]

@SparkHQ oh how iam I an idiot? im only stating the real problem thats going on with americans first once u get married most couples have problems concieving but teens sure dont and why is it most married couples in america need a little blue pill to keep the penis up? this is how consumerism works get an education, go to college, get a job, get married, buy a house, have kids and make more money period thats why they have commercials like these to keep kids from having sex theres a system to it

[SparkHQ]

if you're having problems keeping ur dick up with ur wife, then u need to find somebody more attractive. been married for 8 years and have no problem what so ever when it comes to sex. So i dont know what you're getting at. Show some references with reliable source information before you go stating what real problems are in america. maybe retarded fags like u need a blue pill to keep ur dick from getting hard but i sure dont.

[jjtiojohn12]

u must be in the army cause no one talks like this accept military people thats why they make commercials like this so they can promote patriotism over love for another human being oh and by the way your arguement you made was bullshit all you did was personally attack me but not the previous statement i made about sexual dysfunction in relationships.look around you the problems are staring you right in the face and you dont know it! if you want a debate you got one!

[SparkHQ]

once again ur wrong, with your retarded assumptions. im a contractor for the navy actually, this debate is over

[jjtiojohn12]

ok fine, you patriotic Robot!

[StrawB0ss]

this commercial is why im still a virgin... in my 20's

[Bobaklives]

That's why the Lord gave you condoms, idiots.

[poorlaggedman]

these commercials drive me fucking crazy

[20kcritsyo]

condoms weren't around then?

[rudkappa]

these dependents are such pussies when I was their age I was working and doing grown man things, these kids don't know shit about the real world... . These teenage guys can afford a baby because the government will pick up the tab and they don't have to worry about bills or day care.

[tiffanyAP1]

@rudkappa Thats not true. it doesn't fall on the Goverment to take care of a Military childs baby, it falls on the kids parents to help pay, the Goverment doesn't help out a lot. The day care cost a lot of money.

[rudkappa]

not in Okinawa.... Dependents do what the fuck they want... all fat and shit wearing pajamas in the PX..... disgusting

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

LOOOOOOOL

[shanez1313]

Wait, these commercials were played in Germany? Then why are they in English?

(mind you I've only discovered these commercials today)

[TheNorthFuck]

They're Armed Forces Network commercials, If in the US Military you're given a cable box to watch AFN overseas since there isn't much English TV on European television.

AFN is well known throughout the military for it's horrible commercials.

[sparks12001]

Omg Instead of doing this they should just buy some goddamn condoms.

[corgonin]

Holy crap I remember this... Does AFN still play non-advertising commercials?

[MysteryManoLove]

Dumb commercial

[marlonwebber]

i thought this ended when cable came to europe in '93 for us bases!

[ThrilloVanHouten]

Huh, never realized it was an AFN commercial; I thought it was a generic PSA.

[summer7bug]

GAH i cant stand this commercial... im SOOOO sick of seeing it.. never thought id see it on Youtube.. BlECH.. cant wait to move back to the states to get normal tv... AFN commercials get old quickly.. and that lil song that plays before a movie comes on... thats the music that plays in the German Hospitals on their Hospital Channel

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

@summer7bug You say that now, but in 4 years you're going to be feelin nostalgic for your old days and you'll be here, watching this same video again and laughing at how AFN nearly drove you to the brink of insanity

[summer7bug]

haha probably... actually now that we have been back in the states for 2 months i do have to admit i kinda miss it hahahaha

[eternalgracenote]

Yup those are some virgins alright

[slayerule]

and what better way to enjoy your teen years than GOING BALLS DEEP INTO SOME PUSSY

[vidfreakk]

0:57 ? GTFO ur gonna keep ur virginity either way :D :D

[brokenlittlepuppet]

haha. beavis, i love you. lol.

[StrawbsShadow]

Be a seriously dull party with them around!!

[TDawg357Magnum]

hell yeh dumb christians dnt kno wut dey missin 1 thing u kan say is use protection n birth control but otha den dat sex n drugs all da way!

[Jenniedvm]

LOL

pssst - there are other ways not to become pregnant. It's called using condoms and birth control. Orgasms + no baby = win-win situation.

[Dunkelheit420]

I remember all this propaganda from AFN during my years stationed in Germany! How amusing!

[smackitupNflipit]

Hah, funny how you almost start to miss it once you aren't forced to watch AFN anymore.

[242nd]

does the military let you put this on youtube? i will ask my freind works for afn

[dgdough]

Can anyone find the recent AFN Commercial about Navy talking about the Army vs. Navy game and putting "L's" on their heads?

[visaman]

I thought the Army was full of gays? Or is that the Navy?

[EricMillinerMartinez]

thats the navy, the army is full of dumbasses, the marines full of brainwashed hicks and the air force is the least gay, least dumb, and most friendly branch there is

[zenki36830]

I <3 FAIL propaganda. seriously what moron would... screw it, i just dont care.

[09064969969]

hahaha this is so freakin' awkward to watch with your parents. i'm so glad the commercials in the civilian world arent't propaganda

[papercutpaige]

dude, i live in germany on base, and their is only these commercials,

message to people in the states: be grateful for not getting retarded commercials like this.

[smackitupNflipit]

lol, believe me, the ones here aren't much better. At least the AFN ones were funny for being retarded (although they did get annoying 100x a day).

[califsucks]

they should have gotten Ron Jeremy in this video

as a concerned parent..LOL

[wallace3037]

fuckin classic!!!

[heavymetalsoldier]

Saw this commercial alot when I was in Schweinfurt. I laughed at it alot because of the message. Abstinence thru U2, lol

[EvilTurkey1021]

How to keep your virginity: Listen to U2

[PokemonFUZZY]

its their decision. if they have a baby thats their choice. but they ruin their life

[habbonick]

In America there's no such thing as FREEDOM!

[wongabird]

"COVER ME, I'M GOING IN" - your penis

[bsqrd4evr]

dont be a fool, wrap your tool

[aversion2k]

Just use a condom or have anal

[JonathanLhughes]

name one person laid to sunday bloody sunday...case closed

[cheapskateninja]

You could play it if you have a fetish and want to lay her while she's on the rag.

That's what I call a bloody Sunday

[cheapskateninja]

What does U2 have to do with not having a babby?

[gthreek]

Nothing. It's just always A BEAUTIFUL DAY in America!

EAGLES AND FREEDOM!

[postification]

dueckrandy is an idiot and is going to end up with an unsatisfying sex life while hitched up to a bible-beating over-sized gumdrop of a wife who doles out the unfulfilling, sloppy, fat sex in sparingly tiny amounts because it's so sinful, so very very sinful.

Abstinence-only proponents are pathetic morons who lack a basic understanding of human biology and sexuality.

[greyfacekillaDJ]

I'm still going to be da king of the virgin squad. I'll show ya'll what virginomics is

[jason79la]

What a bunch of frigid chicks. THey boy...um he must be kinda gay. Thank god I am out of the Army and I have my freedom of speech. Of swallowing help prevent pregnancy

[dukeofpuke]

Sound advice. Take it or you won't be the only one suffering the consequences.

[eternalgracenote]

Leave it to a bunch of virgins to give me sex advice...

[dueckrandy]

It's not sex advice...it's advice to not have sex. It's been hard keeping my virginity till 23, but when I get married in a few years I bet I'll have better sex than you'll ever have.

[eternalgracenote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[panman36]

Gee it never occurred to me that having a child could be an inconvenience. Thank you again AFN

[RedneckYachtClubber]

at least these kids can find someone, yeah rub it in assholes...

[Puffey85]

Fuck abstinence, use a condom

[nickettino89]

Yeah. And wat about if the condom gets broke?

You're going to be fuckt up!

[aversion2k]

nickettino89

When the condom breaks you go down the the pharmacy and get the pill. Do they not teach you this shit in school?

[nickettino89]

Yeah but I don't support that shit!

I don't think it's cool that a girl gets pregnent because she had sex with some one and than she needs to needs to get the pill!

[crabsbarc]

...if you write god a nice, persuasive letter he might consider a policy change.

[DiggityDoglikeDogg]

@Puffey85 Fuck condoms, I'm sterile.

[freecounselingonline]

If youre a guy its harder to understand.

[california1ant]

fuck afn.. i swear.. i cant believe its on youtube. im glad im away from Germany. damn commercials

[weasel473]

thank you for allowing me to show my family the propaganda machine.

[xychr0]

Kind of true, though, who the fuck wants a kid when they're a teenager? They should show this on regular TV.

[croutonochrist48]

OMG why is this on youtube? as if we don't see it enough on afn :P haha