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  • what are the specific supplies used though and where can I get them?

  • great vid!

  • thank you,  love the tutorial !

  • Step 1 : for this you will need Courage and Willpower

    Step 2 : Build up your courage

    Step 3 : Swing your hand at desired spot as hard as you want

    Step 4 : Aply pressure to the hurt/bruised area

    Step 5 : Enjoy your bruise you Psycho

  • I don't see why everyone thinks this is a lot of work...it's just a few layers of makeup

  • @Gallyker agreed

  • Thumps up if he looks like shaggy from scooby doo

  • Im light skinned so this should work pretty well... Ftw !

  • ima do this no scoool yesssssss bitchezzzzzzzzz

  • me: muuuuuuuum

    mum: WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO ?!?!

    me: i hit my arm against the window pane repeatedly to make a bruise, because i din't want to follow these stupid steps on some guys youtube video

  • having a real bruise there, that big would hurt so much D: 

  • Kinda cool looks really

  • Just put some eye shadow and foundation powder duck ;)

  • Cool

  • MAKEUP?!?! Why not just call Chris Brown? Too soon?

  • you could just take lip stick, and then cover it somewhat with powder.. its like a chepo bruise lol

  • this is sprta !!!!!!!!!!

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  • Items you will need:

    Chuck Norris.

    Step 1: Stick your middle finger at Chuck Norris.

    Step 2: Pray you come out with just a bruise.

  • How do u have 138,564 videos ??!!!

  • @xKleinlogelxKim27 they have 138,564 videos

  • i use this for school

  • @TheThrillernights Becarful tho they might question your parents for that bruise.

  • I just made one out of eyeshadow... It works just as good

  • can you do one on dark skin :)

  • can you make a video on making bruises on the face? i want to go this Halloween as Rihanna

  • Awsome but do not celebrate it

  • haha i dont go thruough all that trouble. i can make a bruised look in under 10 seconds... used expo erasers work great XD

  • i make bruises with a lead pencil

    it worked perfectly well

    i drew it on mi friend and go around telling people i punched her

  • this only works for light skinned people lol

  • bye bye gym class :)

  • @MrHellrider22 My god, that's exactly what I was gonna use this for trololol

  • who ever said he looked like a leprechaun is right lol and anyways i dont need this stuf my mom just does it and it still looks cool

  • cable the cable guy. :3

  • you look like a leprechaun...

  • save a few pound and show your wife whos boss instead. worked a treat for my wife.

  • step one...get punched

  • it look so real

    

  • I Know it's fake and all but i still sit here thinking OMFG that must hurt....

  • haha!!! i tricked my friends 4 having a black eye

  • shut up he is not doing nothing

  • jajajajajajaja es re malo no ase nada !!!

  • An X?? what is he x-man?? DUMMY!

  • He looks like Dexter. He's already scary.

  • It's like Barney and Elmo threw up all over that guy's arm.

  • too much work, just punch yourself repeatedly in the desired spot. done.

    

  • @DHANSON94 when i read this i laughed so hard :L

  • @DHANSON94 funny

    

  • @DHANSON94 im going to do that

  • @DHANSON94 owww, worked though

  • wanna make gory wounds? check out my tutorial :)

  • all u do is put some eyeshadow on your arm !

  • lol the new generation of emo's, now a days the fake it.....

  • @tarwebloem2 Shawn Michaels? lol

  • ...to avoid detectable patterns

    what like that BIG X SHAPED BRUISE THERE -_-

  • Steps for bruises:

    Step 1: Bash the area where you want the bruise with a hammer.

    Step 2: Enjoy what you've done to yourself!

  • lol i used this to have my brother grounded for 3 months >.> i made a big fake one :P

  • Can you add in the descripition or just tell me what you need to do this make up? Thanks.

  • I am sooo trying that to get out of P.E

  • lmao AND WHAT IF YOUR BLACK! HMMMM lmao

  • @courtney27fortin jup bat is good to hahah xD

  • haha "dont create any detectable patterns" The bruise is in the shape of an X

  • Nice xD

  • Somehow my hands hurt seeing this hand so brused.

  • i know an easyer way to do that just keep slaming your arm on a pole until you dont feel your arm anymore just like that !! :P

  • @FreakUfuk LOL Copy and paste FAIL

  • looks really easy... maybe? imma try it for halloween this year!

  • Just think, when this guy dies... they'll put a little sign on his grave that says "BURIED CABLE"...... =D

  • I can make bruises without a "bruise wheel"

  • i know an easier way get an real bruise my hitting your arm or leg on door

  • @ChrisRockindamaking HahahahahahHHhHHhH

  • sda

  • LOL

  • take a 12' bo stick tot he side of someones head, there a decent size bruise there. Like I always say cruise da bruise sucka!!!

  • why is everyone bitching about how complicated this is? its so fuckin simple. and he explains it pretty well. the bruise looks very realistic. i've had painful injuries that looked just like this.

  • this was shit now i have wasted my time njust smack yourself round the haed with a crow bar simple as

  • i dont need this all i do is tell my mom "im pegnant" there all brused up and ready for the emergency room

  • @missmagicdance That is like SO true. I know wat u mean.... :D

  • when my bro kicked me in the leg i just took some purple makeup and rubbed in to the leg, then dark pink and red lipstick which i rubbed on and my bro got grounded for a month! BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

  • @ChrisRockindamaking this guy is smart

  • @Gutx1 I'm actually a girl lol I just love Chris Rock! But my brother got owned

  • @ChrisRockindamaking BOOM SHAKA LAKA, lmfao.

  • @MissCocoa328 he was such a moron though

  • @ChrisRockindamaking Welp, that's what he gets :D .

  • @ChrisRockindamaking LMFAO haha boom -shaka-laka !!!!!!1

  • @xbox360rox67 the few tips and tricks that will get you through childhood THE FUN WAY!

  • @ChrisRockindamaking REVENGE ON BROS AROUND THE WORLD!!

  • @foxes102 REBELLION!!!!!

  • @ChrisRockindamaking =3= most boys are jerks that break a girls heart! NO OFFENSE CARDOZA8189 IF YOU READ THIS!! lol...

  • @foxes102 I know right. And my saying to you is - "It's a girls world, boys just live there...."

  • @ChrisRockindamaking yep! Here's another little thing "If only it were as easy to train a guy as it is to train a dog." I belive that's from a book called "Boys are dogs."

  • @ChrisRockindamaking thats mean but smart!!!

  • @catherine411326 He shouldnt have kicked me :P

  • @ChrisRockindamaking you are now my idol hahah

  • @MyDarkRaven202 Where would you like me to sign your autograph

  • @ChrisRockindamaking i tottaly lold at the boom shaka laka hahah lol

  • @ChrisRockindamaking i lost it at boom shaka laka lmao

  • @ChrisRockindamaking HAHAHAHAHAHH

  • @ChrisRockindamaking niceeeeeeee!

  • @ChrisRockindamaking  BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA

  • @ChrisRockindamaking Bloody brilliant. I'm gonna use that trick. :D

  • @ChrisRockindamaking haha LEGEND!

  • @ChrisRockindamaking that's clever

  • @ChrisRockindamaking Chrisrock thats fake lol 565 ppl didn`t copy u lol

  • @ChrisRockindamaking You're an evil genius.

  • okay i'm taking a makeup class right now and we are doing make up for a disaster drill and this bruise looks cool and nasty but not realistic at all. especially for being a "new" bruise. they never look like that. And why would u scrape yourself AND bruise yourself? this video is good for really dramatic halloween makeup but.... not i really hate it

  • few minutes of my life im not getting back

  • Well that was boring.

  • Or you could hit yourself with a crowbar on the arm.

  • fuck did thay pathced F5 refresh :!?

  • Actually guys that's a decent bruise for using that much. The best bruises are actually made with laytex. For the record laytex is very annoying to take off.

  • @SpazzAttackx33 it is! It's like waxing if you put it on any hair

  • more like noob village

  • this sucks

  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

  • boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Best way to fake a bruise:

    1: Jump off the roof of your house.

    2: Land hard!

  • @TheUnknown0924 Well thats not a fake bruise then...? But kudos for trying to be funny

  • this is the hard way of doing it i do it the old fashion way if you know what a mean

  • applying make up takes at least 2:35 minutes but

    punching,running into the wall,jumpig off a tree takes less then 10 seconds(:

    :D like if u agree:

  • yeah, because most bruises look like Xs

  • It would be nicer if he wraps barbed wire around her arm, after the makeup.

  • OMG I'm sooo gonna do this! I'm ditching halloween this year but i'm hoping to scare the little kids with extreme gore and gross stuff, like burn effects, zombie guts, blood, wounds, a missing eye, bruises, on the non-missing eyes an effect that makes it look like i have no pupils or nothing on my non-missing eye except white, and i could wear a gothic emo rag costume with blood stains. LOL!!! Not like the babies but the four year olds!

  • @Missbeautyqueen101 Or you can fake a bruise by jumping off the roof of a house :)

  • @TheUnknown0924 :D:D:D:D:D

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  • I do it a diffrent way

  • i'll do this. on my face :D

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  • He looks like a werwolf how did you do that?

  • the best bruises are the ones that you dont spend too much time on, it just makes them look fake, just draw a massive black mark on your arm with some black eyeshadow and put a little purple around the edge, add a little vaseline for shine ad uve got a bruise

  • I can make a bruise faster with black and brown markers XD I've done it before and it looked real XD

  • @strawberrymew08 i did it with orange and pink hiliters it works to

  • :3 hehe i like blood >:o AND I HAVE TO BUY IT ..

  • @MultiAbcde3

    Cuz... they had internet in 1947, right?

  • One of the adverts for this vid was mc grittles... and... I HAD ONE! :D

  • no offence bu i prefered indymoguls :P

  • he looks like a wareworlf

  • Its hard to see what you're doing....take the words down

    

  • @BlackDahlia3192 click the “up” arrow so u can see

  • Hahaa, he made it sound so much more complicated XD For my school's Trail of Terror, we made larger bruises quicker:p I can't wait for it this year. Yes, it will be epic. We are professionals. High school professionals that only do this once a year and we sing/play instruments at any other time:p

  • magnificent instructions! thanks for sharing, have anybody sampled MAC's new line of products? it is difficult to obtain good makeup in Ransom yet i managed to recieve magnificent samples from "Gratis-Makeup-Samples", there cool!

  • Strange spot for a bruise

  • @zinnerNL I think he was going for a bruise caused by a hard grip. common in rape victims.

  • @TheLeprechuan Bahaha! i fucking lost it when i read your comment, so goood in sooo many ways. ( : 10/10 for your genius.

  • This is exactly how I do mine :) Watch my vid plz!

  • GAY

  • hey I was wondering if you knew what i would need to do to get in to the special effects as a job, I haven't been able to find out what i need to learn in school and what classes I need to take, how many years of collage do I need to take and what do I need to go to get into it. thank you so much!

  • amazing techniques - cheers!, anybody tried MACs new product line?! it's hard to find good makeup in St. Charles yet you can obtain awesome samples by using "GratisMakeupSamples"! their awesome!

  • He said the basic colors are 'red, purple, blue and green'... So where are the green?

  • @Teeteejay000 the green happens only when the bruise is healing... he wanted to make a "fresh" one so that wouldnt apply here

  • he looks like shaggy from scooby doo!!!

  • @SwaggaBug i say wolfman