Sneezes and Farts

[ZsShadyx]

PLEAAAAASEEE DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE PLEASE PLEASE WAAAAA

[colapseproductions]

Thumbs up the ones who opened their mouth when he was about to snooze!!!

[oM0dzOo]

ur a terrible sneezer

[HYBRlDlNG]

it looks like he "Sees the light!"

[ZsShadyx]

omg this got me crying please do more of these videoes ssoo so funny

[82tbell]

ohh my god... ur something else i swear.. lmfaooooooooooo

[JaimeHuamani]

0:53 its a UMPA LUMPA!!!!!!

[plutocrank]

OMG LMFAO

[PanthroTank01]

Hi hello Mr.Jack Vale My Name is Steve and i Bought 1 of yer Pooter's n CANNOT get mine to Sound like yers if you would Plz Pretty plz E-mail me back at PanthroTank@yahoo.com

[ranman1117]

@PanthroTank01 put some chapstick around the hole...;)

[TheSkysFalling8238]

lol not so smart wearing a jackvale shirt teehee

[xlovingualwayzx]

Thumbs up if you ever sneeze and farted??!?

[Sike1469]

gotta hate sneezefarts

[UTubeFerm]

use the pooter around Xmas time shopping. clear the store out. lol

[paulinegrace13]

LMAO!! Ahaha.

[Falloutfan961]

0:44 almost looks like jack's long lost brother.

[TheYankeeDude03]

y are they all asian

[surfs1man]

a store will be complety empty and someone will come and look what im looking at i need a pooter

[veraciousx77]

funny you're wearing your own shirt while filming

[inteliDu]

chandler is so hilarious



[DonShayDuBray13]

I love how in the beginning the grandma

gives him a dissaproving look. x3

[Hamburgan]

Jack Kakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

yeyeyeye

[yeeahbuddie]

@01111010z

No. The fact that he's not funny makes him a horrible comedian. Tickling a retard & making him giggle doesn't make you funny.

[Ph0be]

Strange, people laugh at sneezes but not farts, there is probabally some psychology behind this......

[GacktCRaZyLove]

you shouldve started out wanting to sneeze but fart instead.

[ybm24]

omg so funny jack your the best

[1491203np]

1:18 Black Ops Ghost Pro

[transformerdude4251]

@1491203np Oh my god lol

[DaBlindKungFuMastuh]

@1491203np i dont get it

[1491203np]

@DaBlindKungFuMastuh you ever play Black Ops?

[DaBlindKungFuMastuh]

@1491203np yeah im 15 prestige but i dont get it

[1491203np]

@DaBlindKungFuMastuh guy in purple shirt @1:18

[1491203np]

who lets the customer sneeze over everything? and doesnt even say bless you!

[TTTwinnie]

At least your grandpa doesn't smell his own farts to see if he's still healthy, jonny225

[TTTwinnie]

Snarts....These are called SNARTS!!!

[yeeahbuddie]

I love videos by horrible comedians that aren't funny at all....and the terrible fake sneeze? Brilliant. That was the cherry on top of this sundae of dumb.

[01111010z]

@yeeahbuddie Because fat kids dancing to Dhinka Chika is brilliant. Comedians seek to entertain, and it's pretty fair to say that Jack makes people laugh... just because you don't find it humorous (were you expecting something amazing from a video called "sneezes and farts"?) doesn't make him a horrible comedian.

[DavidKingBadass]

isn't it obvious that who he is when it's written on his shirt

[DavidKingBadass]

Some how my grandpa inhales when he sneezes

[kevinyankee2]

@DavidKingBadass how is THAT?

[jurasic10]

can't keep strait face

[D4ddyf4ts4ck244]

i fart in stores all the time....except i dont use the pooter............

[ktlynbarton]

I love that you have a jack vale films shirt on while you are filming haha

[datarecoil]

This guy is a Figging riot

[kingofwii]

Thumbs up if you farted during the vid :P

[findinnemo99]

just not that funny thats all



[caze501]

hahaha this made me sneeze haha

[crisguache123]

That wal•mart is is chine ?

[swirlybuns12]

1:19.. she's like oh fuck this!

[bleedinggoths]

2:40 Now THAT is a Badass picture. Thats the jack we all know!!

[rhiannon650]

whenever he goes to sneeze people grin wide and go aaah its a sneeze

[F6SuperTornado08]

lols where did he come from??

[45keepinitreal]

thumbs up if uu think the guy from 1:23 looks like jet li

[jacodude333]

he takes forever to sneeze thats what makes it hilarious

[Mr27danny27]

Why is their so many Asians?!

[dinabaybeh]

lmao omg that was funny

[kriskoolkingCONCHUDA]

lol 0:38 he fucked that kid over so bad

[scosbycosby]

You should get a less ridiculous sponsor. It's not funny, just immature.

[Mickygemma]

i need a poo now

[jonny225]

i swear my grandpa sneezes just like this

[IMATTIHIEW]

u smell dat lol

[papan1990]

thumbs up if you think @flrurry is a dick.

[MrRatedRRockstar]

OMG IT SOUNDS SO REALISTIC! (sarcasm)

[JustPlainGreatness]

1:15 Thats how you make someone leave your aisle

[froggie0297]

i see mj shirts in the back wohoooooooo

[mrbong123]

why such a dramatic long sneeze the funny part is the fart not the dragged on sneeze

[CLOVERCITYY15]

i swear hes the high guy ordering the hole menue in half baked....GET SOME....sour cream, and onion, chips.....with some dip MAN lol

[GlitterGlamor]

LOLOLOLO 1:18 okay walk away...

[YouSawMeInURdream]

he's really bad at faking a sneeze :P

[Rswipeable]

Keep Pressing 8 for gay Jack >.<

[progamercanada]

lol 

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

The guy in the purple at 1:18 is a fuckin' magician...he just came out of no where.

[Blauwecannel]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 he make me scared

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

@Blauwecannel Lmao he like teleported there wtf.

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

@Blauwecannel Lmao he like teleported!

[kelleherkiid]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 Wtf ? were Did he come from haha

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

@kelleherkiid I know he just Criss Angeled us.

[Kbeets]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 and he did the creepiest pedo walk too...

[ZARFarmy]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 You were looking at the guy? I was looking at the cutie in the pink tank top...

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

@ZARFarmy I'm sorry, I don't go on YouTube to look at girls... that's what the mall or the beach or HOOTERS is for. =)

[ZARFarmy]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 Fuckin smart :)

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

@ZARFarmy Some call me a visionary of the obvious. Lol

[Bunny26Swan]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 you cant even see his shadow!

[kevinyankee2]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 lol he was behind the shirt racket. Jack was blocking the view. Funny though. lol

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

@kevinyankee2 Shhh magicians never reveal secrets. You must be his assistant.

[domie07]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 holy shit dude I would have never seen that hahahahahahaha

[MrZ0mbiE3000]

@domie07 Lmao still the top comment? I spent 4 months up there lol

[ThisUserNameUnknown]

@MrZ0mbiE3000 OMG...I dont know what was funnier, your comment or this vide..

[K6E6]

BLESS YOUR FACE

[looloorex]

SNARTS are HILARIOUS !!

[SuperPhreshNess]

Lol why does the lady laugh when you sneeze, and then get all serious when you fart...

[SuperPhreshNess]

@SuperPhreshNess Idk Man!!! 

[TiffanyEatsAirplanes]

He has some dramatic sneezes

[0x0D0x0]

8 keep pressing 8 for BJ! hahah

[AnScMc]

Press 6 for the best part!

[ThexCoDxGodly]

i hope this guy gets paid 4 this shit it made me lololol

[AhKillYu]

worst fake sneeze iv ever seen....

[alexafknroxz]

best sneeze goes to 0:55

[LadyBUGG1213]

Yay filipino uncle at 1:24

[fullmotion81]

this is great



[kikamo11z]

0:32 nasty face

[assasinurzombies]

that worker at 1:54 is so FOB XD

[narlabit13]

this video made me lmao

[narlabit13]

this video made made me lmao

[jaakeemckenzie]

keep pressing 6 for blow job imitation

[LunaStrikeHD]

I love jackvale films

[hmlovedj]

funnies part at 1:59 hahahahaha

Lady: Are you ok?

Jack: yeah.... sneeze

Reaction: What a fart bomb :P

[bluefruitloop41]

funny but he lets the sneeze build up to fake.. he should just sneeze quicker to make it real. but still very funny.. he is a classic

[acrovader]

1,176 people are under the age of ten (10).

[TheScorpionsfan]

@acrovader 1 person has no sense of humor..

[lolurdead12]

i felt the urge to hold my breath watching this whenever he started sneazing lol

[WTFproz]

Lmfao at :50 hahaha. The noises he makes are priceless!

[DahRocker]

Does anyone know how hack makes it so you ca here the other people talking??? I know he has a mic but how big is it and where does he put it???? BTW LOVED THE VIDEO!!!!!

[yellowcard3doorsdown]

omg, lol. soo funny

[madison4hs]

i jus orderd a pooter

[cvsassygurl]

"heee hooo hhee acchooooo" lmao

[MzShonda17]

This was too funny,,the last lady omg I'm in tears

[MrRyang6790]

Thumbs up if you think @acrovader is a dick lol

[TallSlimShady97]

I messed it up I meant to say I felt like a kindergardner when I typed @acrovader

[TallSlimShady97]

@acrovader shut the hell up dumb f*ck... you wanna no who's childish??? I felt like a f*ckn @acrovader... wtf are u gunna do!?!

[colleenFUCKINGchokes]

@acrovader , JEALOUS MUCH ??

dude is a legendd , hes by far the funniest person .. everr ahah (:

[acrovader]

@colleenFUCKINGchokes What's there to be jealous of??? LMAO..

[AZZY2142]

@acrovader retarded fucking dickhead, why dont u get a life, stop worrying about what other people are doing if u dont like it

he is by far one of the finniest people on youtube, therefore, it makes u an utter cunt to say anything negative about him..have a nice day

[acrovader]

@AZZY2142 Wow. Your reply just exemplifies the low IQ of the juveniles that love this stupid shit! LMAO...

[AZZY2142]

@acrovader says someone who hasnt even met this guy and says shit about him, u are an un-educated retard

go FUCK urself

[loveingthelord]

@acrovader your a douchbag u fagbag

[stellinabellamarie73]

@loveingthelord agreed

[RCLOVE22]

@acrovader Thats why hes a millionare because he invented this thing. So complain all you want asshole

[BlueOctober76]

no one noticed it was him even wish his jack vale shirt on

[felixisboss]

Omg. That's me!! I'm the teenager with the dark blue thermal. Thats my sister pulling me off the bean bag!

[BMTHnigeh]

@felixisboss i dont believe you

[creapah]

you should make the ugly face and fart then go back to normal lmao!

[Shortyluvhockey]

i fake sneeze better then that

[MrJo33]

Girl at 2:20 is hot:)

[RedPride27]

Where you from cause their is alot of chinese ppl

[MrDeeZalicious]

I want to like RIPPP ONE right in front of someone lol!

[knidhi225]

at 1st i ddnt think it waz tha funny but then.......i waz drinkin ics water & startin from 0:52 when he started doin tha-i spit it out all ova my legs-i ddnt actualy "spit" i a O shape wit my mouth & it all poured out-& after i dried myself i got the hiccupz

[knidhi225]

@knidhi225 " i MADE an O shape.."

[2otimesbetter]

@kookiemonstah90 LMAO!!

[76camaro327]

YES U STARTED THE SNART AKA SNEEZE N FART

[CATdaddyP10]

:48 hahah he's so proud of himself

[TheElectricRob]

lol the first one is funny as hell

the asian lady is like bless you, is all ok?

*fart*

fuck off

:-D

[srhdel14]

I love how he's wearing his own shirt and no one realizes who he is. ahahha

[Oo9ale7oO]

@kookiemonstah90 hahahaha

[SevereIDAHO]

Haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa (press 4 repeatedly)

[BethanyBmobarted]

Keep pressing 8 for a gay pose XD

[JAJMA1]

man this guys is so funny!

[MrMrOlympia]

3/4 sneezes were to asians LOL

[msbarbie1227]

Day Maker ....Sls

[jakedude11]

keep pressin two.....:)

[darkstar320]

anyone getting laptoplounge1 to video chat with u cuz SIGN ME UP LOLZ

[NCSportsMan70]

I remember doing that in 3rd grade, everybody looked at me and I looked at the girl beside me

[DonRMB]

@kookiemonstah90 Looks like that asian lady is standing on his Penis o.O

[mentionitvevo]

This is halariouse, i laughed the whole thing XD

[MICAHLUVSJUSTIN]

He has funny legs

[flrurry]

lol keep pressing 4 for midget hump

[powerstrokejunky13]

@flrurry and 2 for a farting head turn

[flrurry]

@powerstrokejunky13 lol

[sonnetxi]

keep pressing 4 ahaaa

[betweenthedayband]

Haha what a ruckus of noise at 1:40

[INSERTaccountHERE]

SO MANY ASIANS!!!! who knew they knew engrish

[adir999]

1:17 marking hes territory lol

[delta3garcia]

Ruined it by that sorry fake sneezing. Should of just not been so dramatic

[xSJNxJewBoy]

Sound like your trying to cover up your fart by sneezing you just dont get the timing right. lol

[mzsongzbaby]

wal-mart!!!!!

[GetR3al]

Why are all the asians smiling when they see him about to sneeze ?

[who8954]

@GetR3al hahaha cause there asian duh

[pogostick93]

@GetR3al porn fantacy

[knockdownupside]

How does he not run out of Walmarts cuz im pretty sure people would know him by now

[aintnunbutapenut]

1:20 yeah cuzz this my isle hahahahahahahahahah

[geoffcorc88]

hahahaha



[bieberbiz]

@mackeLovesVOLBEAT Me too!

[msjay321]

lol qod dayum wer u in china town or sumn cuz mozly all the empoleyz wer chineezz lol

[shannygirlisawsome]

@msjay321 english please.

[msjay321]

@shannygirlisawsome lol says the fat lady who has to fast frwrd her videos cuz she moves to slow hahahaha xD..make fun of me more i dare u lol i can pwn u ha