Funny Formula 1 radio transmission and jokes

[24Creatures]

ohhh dear!

[NottinghamForest22]

"Not good, doesn't turn, doesn't stop, no traction... apart from that it's great, having lots of fun" loll

[F1Mad93]

you need to do a more recent video which includes rosberg playing his ipod through the radio and kubica saying theres a phone in the cockpit

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@F1Mad93 Hello,

It's been some time since I last making videos for Youtube but I will be back for more. Thanks for your suggestions mate, I'll take it for a good use in my next video. Stay tuned!

[CescRVP]

"Oh deer!" LOL. And the following "It's like a horse with horns..." is a total facepalm moment, haha.

[deadleg6]

"Oh deer." lol

[salmanfarruz]

poor reubens

[Spyker88]

Am I the only one seeing the irony in the Sebastion Vettel interview about Webber?

[vspec2002]

Love DC's line "If he doesn't I'll kick the shit out of the little bastard" I remeber that on TV, laughed my ass off

[blainyrules]

What about when Martin interviewed Kimi on the grid and he was like "I was having a shit"?

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@blainyrules This was also in the other suspended video in my suspended channel. Shame, including the ''Fucking Raikkonen'' by Montoya in Spa. Some marshalling fail and some other funny shits from the drivers!

Scheisse FOM...

[fugoid89]

You have missed Trulli's 2008 Turkish radio message:

Engineer: "Jarno you are P10 Coulthard and ???? in front of you try to catch that group!"

Jarno: "Don't worry I'm pushing like a hell!"

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@fugoid89 It was Coulthard and Rosberg. Not that I missed it, actually it was included in my other funny video in my other channel which were suspended due to copyright infringement by FOM... Sucks eh?

[massblast92]

@fugoid89 it's ''No Wineing i'm pushing like a hell''

[jakeyyboy1]

oh dear



[Caseestoner]

A deer, like a horse with horns XD

[adamtt1987]

1:14 really was funny Oh Dear a Deer hahahaha lol

[walover165]

1:14 Poor JP, no-one else at Williams had a sense of humour. 2:25 OMG HAHAHHA Rubens! 3:38..."have fun" is clearly code for, "You're going to have him nobbled by the bosses aren't you?"

You missed the "it's kids isn't it" quote ;)

[TheGina607]

2:18-2:25 best part

[lanpingpug]

"It's like a horse with horns!"

[darkness2121]

thumb down at 2:48

[TheEpicShow123]

oh dear, marks being sick :D

[zaurtrien]

imagine being so smart you can drive at 300 km/hr and still come up with a joke

[ByronleeS]

I remember when David said that (Australia). But i hear it again and I can't believe that would come from him. :( Oh well

[AstonDBS90]

Coulthard. You beat the shit out of the little bastard on your own mind otherwise Massa would of called you a fucking retard

[dvorakoa]

It's like a horse with horns!

[1ManAndHisGuitar]

"Theres a dear on the track!"

"oh dear" LOL

[AbzPoo]

oh dear.

[Leathon]

I miss ralf! :(

[Rallibuzz]

2:20 bit was hilarious!

[mattymoo1998]

make jokes while going 225kmh... riggght



[guppy818]

fastest most advanced cars on the planet and they cant give them decent radios ffs

[lostwill86]

@guppy818 think they could get that right

[JoaoJMatias]

this should have subtitles

[semehbarcelona]

like a horse with horns...classic

[IrishPsycho93]

Coulthard is such a legend!

[Tassieguru]

Seb "once i understand him "mate your german, dont lecture an English speaker on English, little fuckwit.

[Chaeromanie]

@Tassieguru *Mate, you're German

I, as a German, just lectured you on English. Ha. ;)

And Sebastian wasn't lecturing him, he was pointing out his own lack of skills, because he was, at this point, not able to understand the stronger accents of the English language. I really like the sound of Australian accents, but they're sometimes diffcult to understand when you're German.

[Sportingrida]

1:00 i believe we see a dear on the circuit

1:07 OH Dear !

hahahah

[AzrulMotorsports]

8 people dindt laugh after watch this video....

[brydon189]

webber and coulthard are legends

[ThePandagasm]

2:52 Coulthard 1st? this is not possible!

[RoLLWithITOasis1]

GO ON DAVID! HAHA!!!!!

[AmaruGT5]

@MrMARC1893 yea - he vomitted in his helmet, was offered pitstop by red bull but he drove on and finished the race hehe

[blainyrules]

@AmaruGT5 No, Vettel crashed into him.

[AmaruGT5]

@blainyrules get your facts straight before you reply with nonsense.

[blainyrules]

@AmaruGT5 Vettel hitting Webber at Fuji 2007 /watch?v=fHDTefmirJo&feature=r­elated

Tell me it's nonsense.

[AmaruGT5]

@blainyrules It's nonsense, /watch?v=vGezKXz6Vyk

[AshFerrari]

LMAO! Rubens is absolutely highlarious!

[noonecfcf]

@JBC02 LMAO me too

[Marcus666Sund]

OH DEER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wowbiertank]

@MrMARC1893 yes

[tortoise117]

Rubens on the radio in Hockenheim was freakin hilarious

[oioin4than]

'i'll kick the shit out of the bastard' oh D.C. How we do love you (:

[SaitanMar]

Montoya is one funny guy!

Remember him getting pissed off with the drive thru, as it was Schumacher who broke the rules if I remember correcting.

Oh... dear!

[timhei78]

2:52 hehe

[tradedeficit]

No problem mate, thanks mate hehahahaha, Vetel was funny

[smokinjoe11]

deer .....ohhh dear

[SantiBotero]

Subtitles would be a good idea!

[JeeDesign1885]

@SantiBotero English is worldlanguage.

[poggs44]

coulthard's comment at the end was brilliant!

[eyelesskiller8]

@Matth361 NO man it is massa cause he is the only fag who will scream like that.

[07adamb]

@eyelesskiller8 its barrichello idiot, massa wasnt even in F1 then

[eyelesskiller8]

@Matth361 barrichello is not with ferrari.

[Ada844]

@eyelesskiller8 he isnt at the moment but that was when he did drive for ferrari

[07adamb]

@eyelesskiller8 it was in 2000, so he was with ferrari then

[eyelesskiller8]

LOL MASSA at 2:20 . what a fagg!!

[Blackjack030190]

@eyelesskiller8 That's Barrichello O_o

[TheV12ferrari]

@eyelesskiller8 Thats barrichello you moron

[karatepirus]

"Oh deer!" lmao

[blainyrules]

1:21I'm sorry but food poisoning isn't funny, it's actually rather unpleasant.

[orimarc]

"A horse with horns"

"I know...oh deer"

[omnibusim]

That's why Montoya went to Nascar :p

[xxJSGC123xx]

Did Montoya at 0:31 say "I've gpt a fucking idiot coming through"?

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@xxJSGC123xx I believe he said ''They're fucking idiot are losers..'' ;)

[leonerd]

@haziqdaM5fanatic Referring to Michael Schumacher Juan Pablo Montoya actually said "the fucking idiot run into me".

[Pingu123489]

What did schumacher do in the beginning

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@Pingu123489 I believe Schumacher was trying to overtake Juan but he didn't leave much room thus contact between them.

[Jejking]

@haziqdaM5fanatic JPM on the outside, squeezing a bit. Schumacher braked late and understeered into him. JPM was deemed responsable and was punished with a DT.

[Ferrariman601]

@haziqdaM5fanatic That was Malaysia 2002. Juan tried a move on the outside of Michael in turn 1, Michael ran wide into Montoya and Michael lost his front wing. It was Michael's fault, but the Ferrari International Assistance ruled that Montoya was the culprit...

[DominarTyranT1]

@Pingu123489 they had a contact and Schumacher lost his front wing....

[coolname545]

it's a deer! .. like a horse with hornes?!

[SantiBotero]

Subtitles would be good idea !

[XxTim0xX]

boxboxbox

[1fatdan]

jean todt is a fucking cheating midget

[welowrider32]

Anyone noticing flashing subliminal messages too?

[calvinnn1]

@welowrider32 was that not just glitches ? im too slow to notice any messages in the flashes lol

[welowrider32]

@calvinnn1 you can actually click nearby 0:27 and it will stop on it automatically.

[bongnavaro24]

Timo actually knows how to drive?!

[HUN92Toma]

ohh dear, yeah a deer, like a horse with hornes xD

[Cain353]

@HUN92Toma

He said a fucking horse with hornes. :D

[ATDOINFERNO]

1:08

"Oh dear!"

"Yeah, deer..."

=D

[TuneViper]

I like how Vettel does an Australian accent when he hadnt even been talking english for long at the time!!

[curlyafroninja]

@arrishort555

I laughed when he said that cuz i knew just how their relationship was going to turn out :L

[arrishort555]

3:44 Sebastian vettel on his relationship with mark webber ahead of the 2009 season, "il think we'll have some fun" oh how two years later in turkey he was proved to be most definitely, wrong.

[TurbulentG]

im gonna kick threee barrells of shit oot the little bastard

[F1guitarfanatic927]

well said david coulthard......one both ocassions!!

[Garfie489]

what race was it that Mark Webber was ill?

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@Garfie489 I believe it was Fuji 2007.

[Garfie489]

@haziqdaM5fanatic thanks

[simok97]

@haziqdaM5fanatic Wasn't it China 2007?

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@simok97 No, it was definitely Fuji 2007. There's a ''Fuji TV'' signage on the track and as far as we all know, only Japan has that ;)

[simok97]

@haziqdaM5fanatic Oh well my bad :D

[kentonraceman8]

@haziqdaM5fanatic i thought it was malaysia

[Badduerr]

@haziqdaM5fanatic

What happened there?

Did he puke hin the helmet? Sounds like that

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@Badduerr Yeah it sounded like that though... 

[MrHamilton10000]

@haziqdaM5fanatic it was definetely japan 07 because it is on the review dvd for 07

[bertineke1]

@Garfie489 and he still went on driving

[nitroboost8765]

"Let michoil pass for the championship"...I cant believe that bastard heads the FIA now...

[Austria4ever1000]

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[Austria4ever1000]

"Yeah"... "Like a horse with horns" a deer does not even look like a horse XD

[tiktok51]

1:20 was the best hands down :D

[HowlingToFullmoon]

OH DEER! like a horse with horns :D

[stig781]

Montoya wondering why Ferrari International Assistance is being biased towards Ferrair there...duh!

[netsurferx1]

You have no idea how much Vettel's spiel about Webber's accent made me LAWL!

And they say Germans have no sense of humor...Hmmmph!

[TheLarry1993]

1:20 - 1:30

you think it´s funny??? I don´t think so :/

[TheUkrainianF1Fan]

Behind you, behind you very close! Ok, that's done! That's done! haha

[princesultan2010]

JPM "Oh Deer" The Best

Thanks for the Video

[hitc5678]

:L oh deer :L XD

[Brementuning007]

2:15

eddie irivine?

[almostgeorge]

@Brementuning007 i think its rubens barrichello

[Brementuning007]

@almostgeorge

thats funny!!!!

thanks!

[Khazar01]

OH DEER!!! :)

[JackQuinn1991]

Theres a deer on track...a deer...yeah...like a horse with horns hahaha!

[tderias]

@JackQuinn1991 he actually said 'Oh deer!' the first time but the team misunderstood.

[Malosovich]

the two DC transmissions are brilliant

[berryhill88]

Hahaha, "Yes a deer.. Like a horse with horns"

[Mjayz96]

lol at barichello laughing XD

the part where webber vomited was disgusting

[BrownyNSW]

Goodman: How do you think Mark will be as a teammate?

Vettel: I deffently think he will be hard to overtake, maybe I will try to crash into him instead

[Velocitigerr]

@BrownyNSW haha, your hillarious. Not.

[garethkielty]

2:20-2:35. love it

[aescobar32]

you missed the best ones!...

interviewer: why did you miss the (something before race)

kimi: i was having a shit

also...

ross brawn to massa: felipe baby stay cool! were bringing you the white visor!

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@aescobar32

Thanks :)

It's not that I missed them, just that it was already in a video in my previous channel which got suspended and that video also have a copyright infringement. That's why I never include them in this video. I'll try to find them back and upload it again ;)

Owh, it's not Ross Brawn, it's Rob Smedley. Felipe's race engineer ;)

[ImFasterThanTheStig]

@haziqdaM5fanatic

What should Rubens do? Todt said "please".

[Malosovich]

@aescobar32

that wasn't ross brawn

[MacMillanSniper]

@aescobar32 that wasnt ross brawn,more like his race engineer

[MacMillanSniper]

@aescobar32 rob smedley

[smallhero92]

@aescobar32 kimi missed the presentation by pelé ;)

[smallhero92]

@aescobar32 kimi missed the presentation by pelé ;) ross brawn didn't say it to felipe it was rob smedley (malaysia 2009) ;)

[Bombus91]

@aescobar32

it was rob smedley saying that, because it was in 2009 season, at malaysian gp

[m93dape]

@aescobar32 it was rob smedley not ross brawn! but hilearius still ;-)

[evklinken]

Deer, like a horse... come on, really.

[5AMM0608]

@evklinken like a horse with horns.. :P

[PavelGorshkov95]

1:01 - 1:05 LOL ROFL :DDD

[junSr]

yeah a dear.. its like a horse with horns. lol

[xMatt16]

"Deer on Track!"

"oh dear"

"yes a dear.......it's like a horse with horns""

" i know...i know...oh dear hahahaha"

LOOOOOL

[Kajkes]

1:30 - 1:40

xD The best!

Behind You. behind You, very close...ok ok, it's done, it's done :P

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@Kajkes Haha!... I wonder if he can actually concentrate on driving like that.

[wahaya2]

@Kajkes he says 'he spun' doesnt he?

[masterfirelee]

@Kajkes its "he spun he spun"

[Kajkes]

@masterfirelee Och, sorry, my mistake ;] Didn't know the word "spun".

[Kajkes]

@masterfirelee But before "he spun he spun" I hear "it's done".

[masterfirelee]

@Kajkes oh 

[alih15]

barrichello what a legend!!!!

[RivfaderBoti]

David on Massa:)) :))

[ironryan9999]

'its like a horse with horns' LMAO

[Proutprenom]

TRY (even if you don't fully understand) to write the subtitles, or write them in comment.

[elvee88]

and if he doesnt, im gonna kick 3 colours of shit out of the little basterd, hahahah

[banzaiHonda03]

Montoya: "Why?? Why??" :D

[MegaHaddow]

david coulthard makes me proud to be a scotsman with that last one!!!!

[HeyMarkedOne8]

Why youd didn't put subtittle in video?!I can't understand anything!

[haziqdaM5fanatic]

@HeyMarkedOne8

Hey, sorry I didn't put the subtitles. The reason is that I can't really get the full words of what he was saying but from what you heard, you can get some of the point. It will not be good if I just only put the main point then that's not a subtitle. Thanks!

[ICanCount2G]

"this is bullshit, just fuckin' bullshit" JP Montoya never ceases to hold back on his swearing.

[MrCheraxDestructor]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! 'A fucking horse with horns' 'oh dear' ROFLOL

[tobylane]

@MrCheraxDestructor no, like a horse, with horns.

[MrCheraxDestructor]

@tobylane

OH DEAR!!! ROFLMAO

[jbjetairways]

on first thaught......was barri a grl ??? coz i thought so

[Ms1Step]

what says coulthard on 1:23? and what has happend i can't understand anything! It seems like he is chucking up O.o