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  • did you film this with a potato.

  • im a map

  • i cant tell the differnce!

  • Laughter is so cute - sounds like some girl is watching him with her mom, and they're both goin' nuts. :)

  • I'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map i'm the map I'M THE MAP

  • is someone raping a seal?

  • @moneymanextra Takin' my comment, eh?

  • @Zeneph13 herpaderp

  • bitchs laugh is insane

  • @moneymanextra it's a pretty fucking normal laugh.

  • Bad quality

  • 44 people the dora

  • (brian ) i have huge news ! (randomperson) are you pregnent !

    (brian) no bigger ! I AM THE MAP !

  • you should have really started in the beginning of the joke n shut up with he laughing because your really freaking annoying

  • @emolover4231 Someone went to see a comedian and your telling them not to laugh?

  • @emolover4231 Because if someone goes to see stand-up, they shouldn't laugh at all. Makes perfect sense.

  • hey guys guess what? IM THE MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm da map

  • Twist: Dora walks into a bar, can I have a toy with my whisky? Bartenders like I think you've had too much whisky

  • I'M THE MAP!!!!

  • Kids from other countries must be looking at our children like they're all fucking mentally challanged and it's all because of shows like Dora the Explorer -.-

  • i always want to kill that map when i have to watch that show im like yes we know your the map you have said that already yeesh!!

  • @Bayles4595 yes me too my lilte niece likes it and well i hate da friging map

  • Dora should get a GPS... And a life

  • @laxmaxer75 dora should get a GPS

  • What kind of map is he a digital one a small one of big

  • OK YOUR THE MAP!

  • he always screams but he is too funny

  • !! Nice but hard to hear

  • 40 people need a MAP to find the like button.

  • 40 people arent the map lol

  • I like the twist at the end, turns out it is the map

    hhahaahahahahahahahaha

  • im the map im the map im the map im the map IM THE MAP!i like the twist in the end :)

  • I'M THE MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE THIS good insults number 1 comedian i laughed like hell

  • I think he missed about 43 maps :p

  • Kloxboy u need to shut up! mabey he or she got there late and desided to tape it! if u dont like it dont watch it idiot!

  • map: im the map im the map im the map im the map  im the map im the map IM THE MAP!!!

    boy: so what are you?

  • So.... He's trying to tell us.... he's.... a map?? Idk it's just not clear enough.

  • toy toy toy toy TOY!

  • ''nice laugh"

  • Kloxboy is mad. I don't even need to read the conversation completely to know he's an idiot. :D

  • XD IM THE MAP IM THE MAP IM THE MAP!!!!!

  • the jonas brothers have a new song and its great i say it on the soup IT ONLY SAY RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN im not kidding

  • he missed a couple of im the maps

  • brian is so funny

  • MAP! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • lol it should be Sora the explorer lol XD

  • this guy is funny

  • toy toy tttttt toy toy toy tttoy

  • i love this guy. hes hilarious

  • i the MAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

  • "I like the twist at the end. It ends up it IS the map." XD

  • get a new laugh!

  • i like the twist at the end lol XD!!!!!

  • holy shit i was ther that was hilarious

  • lolz im the map im the mAP IM THE MAP IM THE MAP IM THE MAP!!!!!!!!!

  • True dat'

  • Funny lolz but quality...

  • brian regan is the mannn

  • but realy funny vid

  • sound quality is important

  • do you see what your poor quality video does? it creates a bunch of poeple arguing over a comment board on a website showing videos. for shame

  • such poor quality I'm sure Regan is proud

  • I'M THE MAP! I'm THE MAP I'M THE MAP I'm THE MAP I'm THE MAP! we get that you are the map!

  • LMAO MAP!!!

  • Lol, he's floating!

  • 1:07 what he say>?

  • no clue

  • brian funny

  • i'm THE MAP!!

  • @freyjasage I AM THE MAP!!!

  • did u record this with your motorola razr

  • What's up with showing this joke without the premise? You need to post the whole joke! It's so lame when people post only parts of a bit, like everyone supposed to know what he's talking about. I've heard the joke before but not everyone has but even for us who've seen the whole thing, this is not that funny without the beginning.

  • No kidding..it took a sec for the joke to actually register. I was anticipating 'Dorah de Explorah,' that Kennedy joke.

  • Exactly! See, I'm not the only one.

  • you're right. the person who risked being thrown out of this $50+ comedy show for bootlegging a joke and putting it up on youtube for your spoiled ass to watch for free should have taken that into account...

    He might as well have stood up in his seat and said "Hey Brian! Could you repeat the premise? There's a whiny little brat who's gonna wanna experience your entire profession for free from start to finish. A free segment of your job just isn't good enough."

    It's free. Stop whining.

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  • Since when is your standard for free videos so high? If you don't like it, search another one on YouTube until you find one that best suits your needs.

    Those 20 unanimous thumbs up by my comment make me think slightly different about doing people a big favor.

    In fact I'm pretty sure that if i inserted your username into your that last sentence of urs and posted it back, I'd get the same amount of thumbs up.

    Had to pull the "dick in the ass" card. What's next, "yo momma" jokes?

    Children...

  • Nice response.

    Let me know when your balls drop, I'll throw you a party.

  • ur comebacks suck lol

  • That's why you're replying right?

    Moron.

  • ha now it's only 19 itch lawls :P

  • Your reply only sounds cool to you.

  • well im not the guy who has a stroke over a little video with bad quality. you probably wasted 10 seconds of your life typing your little rant out when it takes no less than half a second to click the red x on the upper corner of your screen. but instead you chose to foam all over your keyboard.

    and btw youre so scary man.. cuz you swear..

  • Serves XzaLLeNT some milk & cookies.

    There ya go tiger. Now off to sleep.

  • good one.

  • Thank you!

  • If you actually thought about it, you can actually realize the premise yourself just by the clues the guy gives. The intro to the joke must have said " You ever wonder how Dora the Explorer came up with their 'I'm the Map' song? I bet the boss came in 2 days before the deadline to see what kind of progress the song writers were making. He probably came in and said 'How's the map jingle going?'"

    (Then watch to the movie)

    A lot like Jim Gaffigan's "Hot Pocket's" joke, to be honest.

  • @Kloxboy

    you're right. the person who risked being thrown out of this $50+ comedy show for bootlegging a joke and putting it up on youtube for your spoiled ass to watch for free should have taken that into account...

    He should've gotten out of his seat and said "Hey Brian! Could you repeat the premise? There's a whiny little brat who's gonna wanna experience your entire profession for free from start to finish. A free segment of your job just isn't good enough."

    It's free. Stop whining.

  • @suthnheet504 You fail to understand that without the premise, posting this clip is POINTLESS. By your logic, everyone should be content with watching the last few minutes of a movie or only reading the last few pages of a book. Without the premise, you're essentially getting nothing for free. How about I give you a can of soda... What's that? The can is empty? Hey, at least you got part of what makes a full can of soda and it's free! And have a banana peal and a candy wrapper, both for free!

  • @Kloxboy

    it's not that hard to figure out the premise. maybe if u spent less time whining about a free video and if you thought about it, you'd understand that the jingle writers clearly weren't prepared when the boss asked them to sing what they were working on. so the jingle guy makes up a lame jingle on the spot and the boss unexpectedly likes and uses it.

    plus u've already seen this joke? why the hell are you bitching? it's free!!!

  • @shed15625 Maybe if you weren't so fuckin' stupid, you'd see my point. :D

  • @Kloxboy

    maybe if you weren't so mad, you'd admit that i did, in fact, see your point, killed your point, stated my own point which you can't logically or reasonably argue against, and made you angry enough to resort to calling me names instead of using valid argument to support yourself.

    take a chill pill before dropping the F bomb, sport. count to ten. inhale/exhale and all that good stuff. brian regan is clean. you can be too.

  • @Kloxboy you don't have to be rude...even if you think you weren't.....We can just look it up. If it bothers YOU then I guess you could just find another one. Its okay... thanks for trying to help tho! :)

  • @Kloxboy ^ this :)

  • @Kloxboy true enough 8P

  • I'm the MAP!!!! lmao

  • i was a map!...but then i was caught on fire :'<

  • nice one

  • Haha, hilarious.

  • i don't think children learn from singing cartoons

  • I agree man, if kids could learn from singing just throw some Metallica at them.

    "Hear listen to this."

    Stuff like that.

  • needs less static

  • someone right by the camera has a really awesome laugh. :D

  • i like the twist at the end..

    WHEN YOU FIND OUT HES A MAP!

    xD i love this guy

  • LOL i love Brian Regan

  • I am also the map!

  • IMTHEMAP!

  • worst show for kids!!!!!!!!!

  • omg

  • gota drill it in ther head im the map im the map im the map IM THE MAP!!!!

  • I'M THE MAP!!!

  • To whoever was filming this or sitting near the person filming this, you have the cutest, sweetest laugh I've ever heard!!

  • i agree!

  • lol

  • can i have a toy ( i'm donating it to ) toys for boys

  • ¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„

    ¨°º¤ø„ ¸Brian Regan ¨°º¤øIMTHEMAP IMTEMAP IMTHEMAP IMTHEMAP IMTHE MAP!°°ø„

    ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ø

  • can i hav a toy

    toys for boys

    XD

  • I'M THE MAP!

  • I'M THE MAP I'M THE MAP I'M THE MAP I'M THE MAP lol he's funny

  • Is this from when he was in Arizona?

  • I'M THE MAP!

  • HAHAHAHA! Brian Regan is so funny and this is hysterical! I think it's hilarious to see a grownup, in front of a bunch of other grownups, singing the Map Song from Dora the Explorer! That's the height of comedy...and the part where he compares children at McDonalds to white mice with lab pellets ("Toy toy! Toy toy!") is brilliantly giggle-inducing. Genius.

  • what dvd is this on?

  • I bet that song was created by someone with tourettes. I'M THE MAP!!!

  • haha tourettes guy right

  • Dude! Brian ROX! i love his stand up comady.

  • Im the map Im the map Im the map Im the map Im the map Im the map Im the map Im the map.. IM THE MAP!!! LOL

  • He was funny but the noise was bad and the person who taped was laughing really loud

  • toys for boys xD

  • Wish this had the whole routine. This is one of the funniest bits I've ever heard.

  • shzzam

  • I want to the the JFK Dora skit! "Dora the Explora"

  • This reminds me of when I was little. There was this one gas station near us that my mom always drove us to. The guy there often gave out lollipops to kids. So every time we went I asked "Can I have a lollipop?" lol XD

    Kids are so cute when they ask for things in that innocent voice of theirs.

  • what does he say at 1:08??? wuth his son and the toy like right after that its the next thing after that that the son says

  • I think he says "I always get a toy when we come here daddy"

    I had to play it a few times to hear it. And I THINK that's what he said.

  • IM DA MAP!!!!!!

    gawd we get it map xD

    5/5 lol

  • Who watches Dara or whatever she's called? I mean seriously!

  • he has kids so i guess he gets stuck watching it sometimes

  • O RLY?

  • I don't know why they call Dora an explorer.She asks for help like every 5 seconds!!!!!

  • Yeah its like, "SWIPER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU" so annoying.

  • If dora needs help every 5 seconds,STAY AT HOME YOU LITTLE RETARD!!!!

  • The map in "Dora the Explorer" is the most irritating character ever conceived. It has this high, whiney voice that repeats the same info OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND....AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Ah, the joys of being a grandparent. LOL

  • I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!I'm the god damn MAP!!!

  • roflmbo?!?!?

  • Fuck I hate the map

  • O RLY?

  • yup

  • O RLY?

  • "I'm the map,

    I'm the map,

    I'm the map,

    I'm the map,

    I'm the map,

    I'm the map,

    I'm the map,

    I'm the map,

    I'M THE MAP!!

    I like the twist at the end."

  • kinda hard to understand what he says

  • XDD "Can I have a toy?"

  • thats hallarius because that's acutually in the show.

  • Ok i really like his comedy

    but dora the explora does ryme...

    its dor-a the explor-a

    hmmm

    lol

  • no it's called dora the explorer.

  • no i don't but if you listen to what he says you would know that it was explorer. duh!

  • wtf made u think it was explora? its on nick jr. right now if u want proof its explorer... do research

  • Somebody missed part of the joke.

  • ROFL!!!!!!!

  • He is freakin funny, i just saw him yesterday and i lost my voice! brian regan is the best comic ever!