Why is Vertu so expensive?

[twatusayicunthearit]

i love it but i prefer iphone

[pikachuzero]

What happen if I accidently drop it in the toilet?

[Supersomonerandom]

Calculator screen bricks.

[Supersomonerandom]

Wow, they look like 20 years old.

[Starlysh]

But will it fetch me a coffee?

[gameking94]

But... WILL IT BLEND!?

[toneboat923]

So its on par with a 20 dollar mag flash light. Has concierge service wich is basically the ultimate "I'm too lazy app" and is just further proof that the richer you are the dumber you are, you buy lower to equal grade products as us "poor" people just because of the logo on it. Congratulations, your an idiot.

[Bahzad23]

Rich guy: My phone has steel that was used to go on the moon!

Me: My phone has a dual core A5 processor with an 3.5 Optimistic Multi Touch Retina display and an optimized special 5 optics 8 Mega Pixel camera that I can use to take stunning 1080p photos of my massive 9.3 cock to send to your wife :)

[galaxymode]

@Bahzad23 Rich guy:i earns $800,000 a month and you earns $800 a month. so i bought an airplane and hired my private pilot. now you can stay at home and play your iphone.

[Bahzad23]

@galaxymode Rich Guy: "i earns $800,000 a month...you earn $800 a month"

Me: Put some diamonds and chrome on your airplane, maybe it will deprive you from the fact of knowing that ur material prosperity cannot make up for your 3 inch dick that made your woman come to me when ur out sucking dick to get that 800k.

[galaxymode]

@Bahzad23 Rich Guy: c'mon sam give him $5000 and ask tat fag to shut up

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@Bahzad23 "Retna Display"

Nice buzzword, you fucking Apple dick riding faggot.

[Bahzad23]

@Necropedocoprophilia somebodys mad their mom got them an android for christmas while i got me a Brand spankin new IPHONE 4S i ordered using my MAC and typing this on my IPAD while listing to my IPOD. BITCH

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@Bahzad23 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU BOUGHT A BUNCH OF OVER PRICED SHIT! I WISH I COULD BE YOU.

Enjoy not having 3rd party apps for your shitty, overpriced phone. Enjoy spending an extra 600 dollars on a computer that was assembled for about 200 dollars. Also:

>ipad

What the fuck do you even do with that shit?

Just going to sit back and enjoy the Android + Windows master race, enjoy living life in debt.

[Bahzad23]

@Necropedocoprophilia got 20 Bank accounts buddy, Accountants count me in. Enjoy ur windows machine that was made wit cheap plastic for about $36. Ow and in case u need to remove that virus and malware and spyware u got from porntube, i heard Norton antivirus 2012 is on sale. Ow and u got an android? You should get the Premium apple products like us Premium big dick motherfuckers, "thirdparty?" Jailbroken BIATCH

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@Bahzad23

My case is aluminum on my 1,000 dollar high-end gaming rig (Which would've cost you about 3,000 dollars if you bought it from the jews at Apple).

Also

>Virus/Malware/Spyware

I'm not retarded so that doesn't happen to me. Macfags are typically stupid and get shit on their computers, so I'm not surprised.

>Jailbreak

You have to jailbreak your device to get 3rd party apps, yet you still love Apple? Haha, sheep faggot.

>20 bank accounts

Yeah, and I'm the King of China.

[Bahzad23]

@Necropedocoprophilia so you put a $1000 "high end" aluminum case on ur computer and yet you call us stupid huh? hmm interesting.So you have to install third party anti virus software onto ur $3000 hard core 24/7 no life game machine computer and yet you still love windows? why not pay more for a mac that u know will work and not break down by a .exe file and not have to install anything on it to keep running?And jailbroken iphone is safer than fresh out the box android btw

[soundsofaustin]

@Bahzad23 I'm sorry, but are you fucking stupid? The guy is saying that he has an aluminum case on his computer instead of the plastic that you assume is on it. Also, he was saying that his set-up only cost him $1000 instead of the $3000 that Apple would have charged for the same thing. I own both a Mac and PC desktop, as well as a slew of other Apple products, and honestly you make me embarrassed to own them. It's people like you that are giving Mac fans a bad name. So fuck you very much.

[Bahzad23]

@soundsofaustin um first off fuck you very very much, second no one was talking to u or giving a crap about what ur mom bought u for christmas and 3rd ur making it like being a Mac fan is a religion or something u fucking dick eating dork, aint no body embarrassing ur ass u piece of shit.

[Afixus0wns]

@Bahzad23 @soundsofaustin At least you guys have something. I'm using a pc in a school library.... forever alooonnneeeeee. :(

[soundsofaustin]

@Bahzad23 Okay. 1. I guess this is because you realize how wrong you are, so you have to get defensive. 2. My mom didn't buy me anything related to computers, I worked a full time job and went full time to school and now I can afford things like this. 3. I said "Mac fans," how is that close to comparing it to a religion? 4. I don't "eat dicks" nor am I a "dork," but I think you need to quit life to study english so you can learn grammar and spelling. Also, stop acting like an infant.

[Bahzad23]

@soundsofaustin your just a bitch..ow im sorry i meant "you're." i turn my auto correct off when im talking to little bithies like you because i dont want to use that extra power in my computer to correct my writing cuz you're not worth it

[Necropedocoprophilia]

@Bahzad23 tl;dr. I think it's safe to say that you're probably retarded.

[cuachaaa]

I preffer my android1 haha

[SuperAlan420]

hahha it has a little screen and iphone is better



[kalosanin2]

Soooo you still think iphone is expensive

[moleqle]

Vertu, for the douche that has everything! Vertu, when you think you're better than everybody else! Vertu, makes your shit smell minty fresh. No character required.

[honesty820]

what the f....k.. the price is 5k to 310k..



[zeuss1789]

I wonder who the 8 idiots are that bought or will buy the cobra model. This phone looks like the models from 12 years ago. Who cares if you can drop it from 10 story's? I could drop 5 iphone 4's from 10 story's and still have enough left over for 2 more phones.

[godhatesyou0666]

My cousin has this phone and I feel happy every time he lets me hold this precious!

[jctoad]

Small penis? Buy our phone!

[frankeinstein98]

Hmmm.... i buy a Cobra!

[vybusnyblogcz]

I have Vertu Constellation F...My small love...

[Grandwil]

i wanna one with the cobra where to buy ??

[megumi089]

who the hell wants to buy these phone??

[srkkroh791]

it very expensive but this phone no OS (NOT SMARTPHONES)

[whippedful]

ummmmm i think ill stick with a glass iphone

[kurtdimech1]

BUT WILL IT BLEND ?!

[Zachhecrote14]

My friend has a phone just like that, cost him ¢27. Just gies to show how dumb phone manufacturers are...

[legendaer]

geez the're ugly as fcuk!

[NickSaroukosOfficial]

this phone sucks balls....who the hell is gonna drop or throw his phone from a building to test its stamina....jesus!!!!!!

[allenmanunited]

Does it have insurance lol

[lookandwatch]

Sounds like something that Big Oil Arabs will buy or Rapper's will try to show off in their videos.

[DrakyGordon]

does it have whatsapp?

[raheemf59]

Just buy any HTC Android phone, which are better and cheaper than stupid Iphones (HTC desire hd)

[Sadiqutb1]

if some one give this phone to me as free of cast also i never tc it bcos i love iphone

[theedwrdxx]

It is stupidity to spend big money just for a cellphone... Just like from the story "the emperors new with his new clothes....

[epicrapsinlife]

iPhone is better put a case with crystals on it and it's indistructable

[proych78]

the most expensive one looks the weirdest - its true that when people have insane amounts of money - they turn the lights on while farting -

[caberful]

LOL but... all models are so UGLY....

[throxnet]

This is something to do with personal status. PPL who complaint just means that he is not up to the class yet.

[YoursTruelyMe2]

Haha! This is hilarious, just get an iPhone!

[zsszeli]

who the fuck buy a phone for 310000? :O

[dancapelle]

It's doesn't matter if it's made out of space-age material if the OS is ass.

[MCKornbred]

I'd buy one and keep it in a display case if I lived in some huge mansion...but to use? I think not...

[Mysliwy87]

Whot !!!?? now im see in my hand that phone wow is verry expensiwe

[Hightower187]

Congratulations, in ten years you will be the proud owner of a $310,000 brick

[akira6368]

Cool looking but I'd rather have an iPhone over this 1997 piece of crap phone with gems and gold on it.

[throxnet]

@akira6368 everyone can afford an Iphone. Got the idea ? Poor man.

[DrakyGordon]

@throxnet its better to be like eveyone then be someone who is above the rest coz all are gonna die...

[throxnet]

@DrakyGordon disagree

[1devilcrazy]

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[adarshk7]

Sorry Vertu, I'm on the 8th floor...

[ThomasBellarusa]

I saw some news about someone buying an iPhone with diamond backpanel. At least he wanted a good phone with functionality, but buying one of these.. you're a faggot. I'm not an apple fanboy (got android), but still.. Paying 40,000 for an iPhone I can understand. Paying 320,000 for a nokia 5800 (or actually worse then that).. That is something which I cannot understand

[CobainsRemains]

I'd rather have Zack Morris's cell phone brick

[jigsaw99]

lol that cobra looks like it is designed by a 5 year old... lol!!! 

[rueniss]

i hope the cobra would bite those who try to steal the damn $310,000 phone.

[swazimilk]

The body may survive a 7-storey fall, but how about the hardware inside?

[winster626]

does it have a nuclear reactor inside?

[ladysam4u]

It's called "STATUS" - no matter what the phone can do or cannot do, the phone "vertu" provides symbol of life

[scbyh8r]

$310,000 for a phone that can't even do a quarter of the shit that the iPhone or Android is capable of for not even a fraction of the price... I'd rather buy a house

[RebelKnightCSA]

I have the world's most expensive fecal matter at a billion dollars a gram. Fresh outta my ass, it is totally unique in the sense that my digestive system is the only one in the world that can make it and it can never be duplicated, ever. Okay, so what makes my schitt worth that much? The same thing that makes that Vertu worth thousands of dollars - the only difference is the name.

[KingErvin23]

It's basically a shell made out of expensive jewels/metals with cheap shitty Nokia technology inside it. I'd rather have an iPhone anyday.

[Laserchicken88]

those spaceships weren't indestructible :s

[DubPowahh]

will it blend?

[MrHav1k]

Well at least if I take a hammer to it it wont break lol....

But really $310,000 for a phone? Are these motherfuckers trolling? This can't be real. If you buy this, then you're a grade a retard.

[MrHav1k]

The real question is....

Can it run Crysis?

[macwizful]

dear nokia,

SUCK MA BAAAALLLLSSS

[samrocks210039623]

Signature cobra is 310000 $ and only 8 of them are being made ,it features 1 pierre cut diamond 1 round white diamond 2 emeralds and 439 rubies .

[doctorbdazzlexXx]

maybe you can't afford one, idiot

[dontwalkhand]

Here's what I would do then, find out the phone number to the concierge service and put it in as a favorite on my iPhone! Voila, a better functioning vertu phone. Then put the iPhone in a diamond encrusted case or something....done.

[dontwalkhand]

Why are expensive phones always UGLY?

[notrickroll]

funnily enough, it doesn't really ooze class and/or expense lol

[UberLifeTroll]

Will it blend?

[antney1108]

I wonder why there is always someone posting some comment that seems to demand that affluent individuals absolutely must hand their money to charities and less fortunate individuals. ALL OF IT and RIGHT NOW! Why is this? Does it feel good to tell other people what they MUST do?

[torgundcitizen]

@antney1108

i agree with u, ppl always expect others to do things. they shd just give up their starbucks etc etc if soo bothered.

[Mustacio]

@antney1108

the reason people feel that way about the rich is because spending 300k on a new car is understandable, as its flashy and very nice to look at, but spending that ridiculous amount of a tiny device such as a cell phone is ludicrous. it is extremely easy to lose or misplace, and if that happened its almost like literally throwing your money in the trash. i know of millions of people who could have used that 300k to feed their kids and send them to college. you cant lose that.

[HTC864]

this phone is shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look at the htc phones there more cheaper and better

FUCK YOU VERTU

SUCK MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[stardustpixel1]

it's ugly

[bspman1128]

You would probably die when you lose this.

[Honnesh1MD7595]

@bspman1128 not really because you would buy one if you have a lot of disposable income so you would probably just go buy a new one

[tylagirl31]

so when i call the concierge.. will they come wipe my ass for me?

[MKUltraProject]

What a fucking idiot who buys this shit they look horrible. Iphone any day. Fuck vertu shit

[xionlim21]

I bought a class AAA fake unit and it looks exactly the same as the original when I compared them. It cost me only $400 hong kong dollars. haha

[Honnesh1MD7595]

@xionlim21 yet you dont have the same features

[Adrast]

I'd still rather have an iPhone.

[alboKid001]

wtf is the point of gettin this phone when u can just get a iphone 4.

[UncleBigShot]

I'm not want to be the person that vertu 310,000$ fell from his hands

[molinoj]

could you believe it?? by that time the N series was around and Nokia decided to drop a late 90 luxury cellphone into the market? THAT IS REAL LUXURY!

[boobubbollu]

so...is it water proof at least?

[Ragnaroky237]

Its called luxury for a reason assholes

[MrsD7777]

Lets see...$5000-$20,000+ for a phone...vs....buy a new I-Phone & I-Pad, buy a few plane tickets, nice hotel stay or stay with fam & friends, see the sights, shop(clothes, shoes, toys, etc), go to Disney World, Bahamas, etc, eat Great food, visit & hang out & have fun w/ friends & fam in PERSON...or stay home alone & call them up crying broke on a $5000-20,000 phone? *LOL* (who's the fool?)

[MrMexicarabmaN]

looks like a shitty cricket phone to me

[MultiMusicfreak1234]

i rather get an iphone 4 that this to expensive phone

[lim0333]

wat hapen if a car run over it? wil it break o wat?

[pinknlilly]

yeah the metal might be indestructable ...but if you lose that shit.. you're fucked..I always forget my cell phones here and there so no thank you.

[chimeranator]

omfg who the hell would want a fking expensive cobra TOY glued onto the top of a very expensive gold phone!?!? iTS COMPLETELY USELESS! the ui of the phone is the same as a nokia from like 8 years ago...

[martiniman34]

space age alloy?? may I drop frozen beef on this phone??

[bago47]

my uncle got one with gold buttons..... i didn't believed him when he said it costs 20,000€ but then i checked the mark and i was like wtf lol where u stole it?

[D3mB0iz]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

[HoYewWilliam]

what is the height he said they dropped it at? 7, 17, 70 storeys????

[smartydix]

What is vertu to the N97...it's retarded rich brother...

[xXReichstadXx]

i like my jailbroken iphone thanks

[Nhzharuthopar]

Even If I was a billionaire, I wouldn't be caught dead with these piece of shit ugly phones. Id rather have 10 good looking, worth while phones than one expensive piece of shit concierge phone

[GummzterOfficial]

"Son, what happened to your unbreakable-unscratchable-wate­rproof superphone we got you?"

"I lost it..."

[b4dk4s]

what a pointless piece of junk

[b4dk4s]

"expansive" lol

[fuzzywzhe]

"special sapphire glass..."

You mean aluminum oxide crystal??

[DMortician]

That is ridiculous....

[IAmChocolate12]

my uncles' got one ;) the gold one..

[Mark37251]

@IAmChocolate12 WHY would you be happy about that? dumbest fucking waste of money for a status symbol for the BEYOND-retarded cock baskets that would rather look like a douche and pretend to have good taste than donate money saved by buying a cheaper phone to someone who could use it. you could get an iPhone that is actually a decent FUNCTION phone, break and replace it over 100 times. and still have money left over. -end rant.

[orangmiri]

@IAmChocolate12 and how does it perform compared to an iphone?

[bigpops101]

what?!?! they are sooooo ugly, why? if my best friend got one i'd never talk to them again

[IAmChocolate12]

I will date anyone if they'd give me the most expensive thing.. even if your ugly, i don't care..

[gglovesdc]

@IAmChocolate12 

[comedianFA]

or buy a iPhone, a 3 Carat Diamond, Guerrilla glue and glue yourself.

[IAmChocolate12]

@comedianFA Iphone is a bit bigger than this expensive shit.... it's obvious.

[comedianFA]

For that that much money, I will hire someone and build a phone brand with my name.

[r1oot]

I'll steal the cobra phone and trade it in for a Ferrari

[CDsnuts000]

looks like my shit

[rvggarcon]

Its only expensive because they're made of gold and diamonds, If i want gold or diamonds I'd rather buy jewelry than a phone that screams I'm a douche bag!

[2006KANISHKJAISWAL]

@rvggarcon so strue bro!!

[kurdishleader]

People should be humbel and modest.

[PercyS0uLFiRePh03niX]

I bet it has no super function just diamonds all over

[PercyS0uLFiRePh03niX]

And this is why we need cheap copies L O L

[Oskiewoskie01]

You have to be more than rich to buy phones like these...you also have to be a douche and really stupid.

[DJERKS]

wow what a shit phone !!!!!!!!!

[RAIDENISLIGHTNING]

i can attach a kids meal toy to a phone and sell it to people for 310,000?

[goldfinger17]

:)))) wtf is that Cobra shit :)))) =)))) Imagine me going out of a 7 Series and talking on this phone :)))

[vrcraft]

for that money you can buy an iphone and a titanium cage

[scans4uni]

holy fuck thats insane!!!

[JoseKagan]

I think that anyone stupid enough to drop a phone like this from 7 stories up is not only a multi-millionaire, but someone with no imagination and can't think of anything better to do with 5k. Shit for 5k I can go on vacation, buy a pool table, go skiing up in the mountains, man fuck this phone, I'm sticking with iPhone!!

[faizangmail]

no performance only expensive because of gold and diamond

[NOXsaiv]

@faizangmail lol n97 is a lot better than cobra

[thurlsworld]

Vertu = An old Nokia after plastic surgery.

[magicpoker2010]

יש לי שניים

[josephsaliba79]

That's jewellery, not a phone, nonsense to me.

[kripton51]

the cobra is uglier than my phone, and my phone is a nokia 5530

[W3STCOAST3R]

dude seriously it has a bunch of diamonds and jewels and expensive metal, other than that it has the functionality of and env if not worse, id much rather have an iphone or droid and pay like 1/1000000000000 of the price lol

[narekzo]

look if you have a vertu,every time when you call somewhere to buy something they give it to you for free, if you have that cell phone you have money in your pocket

you can do waht you want you can travel and every problem is solved by vertu

just listen what the guy in the video sayes

[narekzo]

you guys are stupit because you can travel around the world if have vertu

you guys are just stupit

[burningmetalfreaka]

@narekzo and you are stupid because you cant even spell stupid, and you cannot travel around the world if you have it, you can only book tickets... idiot

[AlexTheUsuriTiger]

@narekzo Oh...yes...what is preventing me to travel around the world without this piece of shit?

You know what...there was some big fuc..ing ship...in 1910's...yep...got on board all fuc..king glamorous staff in Liverpool...and....... bool...bool...

There were Sadom and Homora...Concorde....7 empires...

All the staff like this going down...sinking...one day or another...

[fatmanlee7]

So this is pretty much like the rolls royce of mobile phones. Hand made but hand made on a production line just like any other phone.

[anbu101kakashi]

poeple who buy this shit are stupid

[impulsive2urge]

Vertu is so expensive because it is a COMPANY!

The company is not for sale!!!

[Sameryoussef159]

guys, wtf r u talking about?? if u have 55 billions$ what would you rather buy 7000 iphones or this nice designed phone?? when u r rich as fuck and u dont need all this iphone apps...

[carlos0on0drums]

lol. i've actually got the vertu ferrari phone ______yea, copy from china lol. but its killa

[frzmd]

Нда... за 310к я себе ведро Ipone-ов куплю

[DHarris1988]

if you really give a fuck about starving kids and all that crap why not sell you house and your car and your wife and go buy them some rice then live like shit on the streets ... you wont do it? then shut your fucking mouth

[torgundcitizen]

@DHarris1988

agreed 

[theartofluv]

look like someone have money to waste.

[GCom67]

$40,000 for a mobile phone? You could hire someone to make and take your phone calls for 2 yrs+ fulltime for that kind of cash. Sick!!!

[Xx1454xX]

why wont they make watches or jewels or something....who the fuck is going to buy an overpriced 1st gen. cell phone??

[ilikeboxing]

@Xx1454xX i worked in a watch store that sold these phones, and while i wouldn't say they sold like hot cakes but they sold a lil more than you think they would

[Jmc2793]

such a waste of money