Crash Bandicoot 2 Cortex Strikes Back ad

[lightninstriker10]

"Playstation, RUUUUUUULES!" I'm sorry, but it's no "Genesis does what Nintendon't."

[AirsoftReviews711]

Remember douches who hate Crash, he's the Super Marsupial, the wonder from Down Under and the rocket with a pocket!!

[Berniebud]

This commercial is as long as, if not, LONGER than, a regular commercial break.

[Akhiloth]

And this is why he's, canonically, a mute protagonist.

[cooldude1886]

high budget animation there

[RoboJules]

I wanna see Nathan Drake do an ad like this.

[MrMarioMaster100]

aw. cortexy. your heart grew three sizes today!

[dannyshouseofvideos]

I have that video game at my home somewhere up in my room. But the thing is, Crash doesn't talk when he's in each video game but it was the first time I heard him speak in this commercial of Crash Bandicoot 2 - Cortex strikes back. That was on the PS1.

[AVGN4life1]

@dannyshouseofvideos

He said "uh oh" in the first game...don't know if that counts though.

[FanofCrash25]

"You may remember me from my last adventure where i, oh i don't know, SAVED THE WORLD! (you're welcome) And now, i have to do it AGAIN!!!!!!!"

Funny stuff.

[SuperSagat610]

Him moving his mouth and his voice are just laughingly off sync!

[TopGearFinland]

my childhood hero when it was great, after wrath of cortex the series went downhill.

[GameAtHeart]

@TopGearFinland Eh....it's after "Crash Twinsanity". The Series went downhill after that game.

I wonder how you found "Wrath of Cortex" good but not "Twinsanity" when it was by the same Developer.

And if you mean by Years since Wrath of Cortex was made on 2001, after those Years, the GBA Games themselves were great.

[TopGearFinland]

@GameAtHeart I don't know myself, the humor is good enough, but i think the gameplay is a bit sticky

[yearofthe]

3:30

[MegaAzornumbers09]

australians ftw!

[TheSmeep]

It looks like someone is using a Kinect to control his animation...

[yusmin123]

I watched this ad back in 1997 in my pc i though I was having a dream that crash talked but this video got me a flash back that it was real

[ratchet025]

This commercial is so bad... But holy shit, I'll be damned if the game wasn't the best thing ever.

[KennethMoreland]

And this is why he doesnt talk in the games...

[OlhiTK]

@KennethMoreland best comment ever :-)

[chaseroom]

wow this animation of crash is horrid



[seriousJJ227]

your welcome um thx

[Malkmusianful]

He sounds like Ashens if somebody began to lobotomize him while making him breathe helium.

Or this is what the Gyro Captain did before the oil wars.

[Raywilliamjonhsson]

still better than that new crash

[Xesh]

i laughed once and regretted it.

[PC2000]

When Crash says "funny stuff, funny stuff", it sounds exactly like a certain cartoon character, but for the life of me, I can't place the voice actor...gah, this is gonna bug me until I figure it out! >_<

[PC2000]

@PC2000 Ah, yes, Carlos Alazraqui, I knew it. He sounded like Gordon the foot from Rocko's Modern Life.

[C102y]

@PC2000 That's kind of what I was thinking, though I'm not sure that's Carlos Alazraqui in the video. If it is, he is seriously half-assing it. Gordon was based on Johnny Carson and given Crash was doing some other impersonations, I'd say its another actor doing the same impersonation, but I could be wrong.

[MrFireman106]

@C102y I think it is carlos alazraqui impersanator

[TheCrashProject]

Actually, this isn't really ugly, scary or anything. I kinda like it and it's even funny.

[Spyrobaro]

It's so bad, it's good.

[JakJayProductions]

wow...

[CrashSpyro125]

Why does everyone hate this, its great

[ImmaBeANinjaBunny]

Am I the only one that actually finds this amusing? :D

I suppose it's so bad that it's awesome xD

[Thefigit9]

@ImmaBeANinjaBunny No I do :D

[TheGameGuy31]

Woah woah woah...there's only 27 levels. >:|

[DoctorRegis]

@TheGameGuy31 32. Counting Boss levels.

[Thefigit9]

Lol I love it

[captain0ldy0da]

Well, this is embarrassing for everyone.

[IvoryGecko1993]

At least this beats >_>

"PANCAKES!" -_-; Ugh! That practically KILLED Crash!

[DeadbrainLives]

Thank god he was a mute in the games. And fuck pancakes.

[AussieItalian1993]

WHAT THE FUCK?! This ad's crap! He sounds pommy, not Australian!

[Arpiny]

well... still better than "pancakes"..

[vgman94]

@Arpiny You have to be freaking ridiculous to prefer this over pancakes. In mean really, that takes a lot of insanity. I'll take pancakes over this any day.

[TheCrazyGlitcher]

@vgman94 You can make pancakes or even buy them from store, see if you find this game from the same place.

[vgman94]

@TheCrazyGlitcher I was talking about "pancakes" referring to Crash of the Titans and the scene where Crash says pancakes... Just one word, and people prefer this monstroity in the video over it. >_>

[atomicalphamal3]

press 3 over and over again to hear a retarded dog bark

[atomicalphamal3]

0:09 what the fuck...

[boru25]

I saw this on Games World on the Computer channel in 1997.

[TheMoonPower]

This is a bit strange.... But I guess his voice would sound like that. Bandicoots are Australian, after all...

But now, he ACTUALLY talks, and sounds like a baby moose with down syndrome.

[METALizAWESOME1]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[numbuh745]

If crash spoke, would he actually sound like that? O_o

[meldom123]

TyMan1229 I totally agree! This is so bad. If I never played Crash and I would of thought this trailer was a solid source of what the game would be. Thank goodness I played the games :D

[Dmartin85ify]

FAKE!!!!!!!!

[2112Addyboy]

@Dmartin85ify NOT FAKE!!!!!!!!

[METALizAWESOME1]

@2112Addyboy I WISH IT WAS FAKE

[CielUchiha]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that the voice for spyro the dragon?

[WelshLadGriff]

I got this on a demo disk that came with my PS1 O.o

[vintani]

What a funny idea :D

[Necrypt]

Extreme trolling. I applaud you, sir!

[ShaneAndHisHats]

Ruined Forever

,o,_,o,

[Lars99]

This talking Crash, Marios head and Mickey Mouse in 3D!

Is horrible!

[CharlieBrownreal]

This still isnt as bad than titans and mutant crash

he acts like baby in those

[MarioLuigi25]

"It has over 30 levels"

I believe that there were only 27 levels. As the other 3 were pretty much just hidden routes of the preivous levels.

[CharlieBrownreal]

@MarioLuigi25

bosses=levels

[Ksharp1fan]

I don't understand shit speak american

[ThatNoOdLeGuy]

this what a real Ad?

[Rafeku1]

This comercial just fails.... it remebers me tails ring and sonic goes WHATFUCK -BOOOOM the ring explodes

[slingshot0]

but what i really want is crystals, lots of crystals, POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH

[cheder6]

what i really want is those crystals -_-..... lol

[TheSkully343]

am I the only one who wished crash spoke and acted like this in the games

[Mrchadwarden1]

This would ruin crash

What crash talked in crash of the titans?

Sick bastards killed crash

[tylerjaydavis]

hahaha this is the only time he talked xD

[junkmode]

why can he talk...

[T0BEY0U]

he was like me

[123456789MANG0]

this like the only time crash has talked....ever.... YOU RUINED IT!

[CRASHISONLYGOODGAME]

this crash titans and mutant are all fake

CRASH DOESNT TALK!

[AmricanGir]

Hang eights a Surfing level... dumbass XD 0:04

[Theloquendoita2]

i have this game

[PSNhacker12345]

i couldn't stop laughing at 1:48

[AndresxXxGlad]

wtf!!??

[EWJOEtv]

This looks like something that A Collage Student made for a Project.

[pivot1022]

why does sony not do this shit anymore? no now crash is a little bitch and spyro is just fucking dead now, theres no way they can save the spyro series. thanks universel for ruining my 2 favorite game series.

[luigiluigix2]

WOAH!

[RayKidd227]

i would KILL for a TV show about Crash talking about his games

[Kewln00b]

I remember back in the day when he said "Over thirty levels!" I almost shit myself. Mainly because today most games DON'T EVEN HAVE 30 LEVELS!!!

[pivot1022]

@Kewln00b amen.

[125happyguy]

The fuck?

[Tonythion]

...Thank God I never saw this while playing. I would have stopped, dropped my controller and cried.

I miss his "WHOA!" now...

[jcdenton2k]

There's no way in hell this was shown on TV anywhere...prolly on a demo cd or something.

And yeah, back before PSN and Xbox Live became popular, the only way to get demos of PS1 games was to subscribe to their magazine :P

[Luxoran]

What the fuck IS this?

[TheJameSka]

Crash turned gay?

[MarzX1802]

0:08

[SPAZmatik843]

Crash never talked in the game...

[yourmaker74]

its a good thing the game was good or id fucking hate crash forever

[ivanindahau]

And this ladies and gentlemen is how NOT to make an advert :D

[ThicknSwift]

Excellent

[MyStillRemains]

Wait is this real???

[modernhitler]

@MyStillRemains unfortunately, yes :/

[biadrum]

"still only for playstation cuz playstation ruuuuules"

[kalasad]

This looks like it was made in Garry's mod...

[EjvindDark]

...Is.. is he bipolar?

[LPsupermarcel]

thats beta

[aaronjs4]

"its not me! i think i smell a rat!"

*CoTT Crash Jumps in*

Crash:AaAaH!

[TyMan1229]

Thank god this never really saw the light of day that much. This is fucking bad lol Crash doesnt talk, he just say Whoa! when he dies. So whats with the terribly fake Australian accent? The games were amazing, so i'm gonna forget i ever saw this

[RadioZombieX]

is this real??? holy shit D8 its creepy

[yofune99]

he has to be tripping balls!

[DoctorRegis]

The only thing I have ever heard Crash say is "uh oh" and "whoa"

[yofune99]

@DoctorRegis well now if thouse words don't exist, he said multible full sentences!

[aaronjs4]

@DoctorRegis dont forget "Pancakes!"

[smashrash2]

are ads even allowed to be this long on TV?

[DjKreed]

Reminising of the good old days ... what a great series of games it was.

[MissErinia]

even the new crash bandicoot game is better than this o_o this is scary xD

[DespicablePickle]

12 step program of a...10 step.....WHAT?

[liljay930]

@DespicablePickle 10 step pier.

[jubjub444]

i wanna eat this crash for some weird reason, like bite his face off

[DarthJoshReturns]

You know, I always thought it was weird that nobody talked in Australian accents in these games. On another note, Crash CAN talk. He just doesn't do it much.

[Cwack99]

that's not crash bandicoot

[thephsycocyborg]

what the fuck i thought crash coulnt talk!

[Daxank]

Crash : He's funny and he can't talk

This guy : He's scary and he's talking too much

[mermaidboy89]

because playstation RULEZ!!!

[BananeTheLoco]

WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY LITTLE FLUFFY MANIAC >:(

[syuscalow]

this is not crash bandicoot. crash can't talk.

[Sonical529]

This commercial looks like the vast majority of homemade Youtube videos.

[GamerGuideGamerPause]

He's Austrailian?

[CraftingNatures]

@GamerGuideGamerPause Bandicoots are found in Australia, the didgeridoos in the music from the games should' have been a give away ;D

[annoyingorange34]

When i was little i didnt even know WHAT i was playing! Buttt... i started playing again when i turned 8 and IT F***ing BROKE!!

[XJPR1226X]

@annoyingorange34 yea iknow my lil sis ATE IT WTF !!!!! luckly i have onother one but i need a psx mem card i lost mine

[annoyingorange34]

I LOOOVEEE CRASSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperCTG007]

at 0:13 wheres that voice come from?

[victorhugo2826]

2:47 OK OK I DO WHAT YOU WANT JUST DONT EAT ME :( !

[BandicootSugar45]

I'd rather not hear him talk :/

Oh well, I still love Crash :D

[FidelAlejo]

I didnt knew Crash could talk

[spellgalen808]

wops acidicentecky responded to my own coment XD

[pandaSmore]

WTF was this a real ad?

[pikachuash45]

@pandaSmore ya bro

[RandomSonicGamer12]

Crash had a few bottles of whisky before they shot this commerical

[trimcatchris]

i remember watching this advert on tv, bored the shit out of me then still does now, sweet game tho, thumbs up if u agree

[EnterTheNoodle1]

he went from sonic the hedghog to sniper from tf2 to bill from bill and ted to to a retard to a guy on crack to a retard on crack...stupid ad...good game

[TheJeli125]

how could this be the avert to my first game.

It's soo freaky!

[MrNintendoKyle]

@TheJeli125 I feel the same.

[soniczeki]

Crash's first talking crash of the titans :) PANCAKEEEE!!! This is voice -_-

[deividas56]

Crash is ugly.

[blackorby4]

I think this commercial was in the UK.

[Mysterious0Bob]

This scared the shit out of me as a kid.

[keithzworld]

Should of used this voice over in the actual game

[Oallright]

Best game ever.

[RedEchidnaVideos]

this commercial falls into the bad category, then it swings around to "so bad it's good", swings back to "so bad it's horrible" and still has enough terrible to go back to "so horrendous it's hilarious"

thank god the game was better

[spellgalen808]

@RedEchidnaVideos it,s kinda like a stand upp comidien that dosent know what to say so he just reads a scrip and try to be as funny as he can but fails miserbly but at the same time make good point.

[spellgalen808]

@spellgalen808 o god i just whanted to hide my face whit those celebrity impresions

[Abon666]

I was going to buy this game again... Now i wont.

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

@Abon666 That's harsh. The game is still good!

[AussieRaver1996]

They had Crash bandicoot ads?, and where was I?

[iwantaps3plz]

must have been embarising to buy this game back then. i have it on my psp and every time my dad see's me playing it he always remembers the stupid comercials.

[blur207]

This made me almost want to sell Crash 2, I couldn't watch the rest, there wasn't even a point to the "What's that smell?" Line. I'm going to wash my eyes out.

[TheloniousKeys781]

This is worse than the japanese stuff.

[goldeneyedsfan1]

ITS VORTEX ya little douchebag jk jk XD

[jkunblade]

I think I just threw up a little bit.

[gamerjc21]

The ruins level?? He came from Hang Eight...

[Lannnyto]

"It's Bigger, Deeper, and even WIDER!"

Thats.

What.

HE.

SAID.

[MW2Baillistick]

Rofl i never knew crash was british...

[wargreymon128]

WTF?

[supergamerdude100]

Sounds Like the Guy Who 1st Voiced Spyro

[Drweegee640]

Wow crash, you are really fucking annoying in this promo. And please don't talk again.

[NICKREAPER316]

I always pictured crash as a crazy murderous Australian. Like a really psychotic Crocodile Dundee. "That ain't a knife, this is a knife! YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!"

Atleast they made him Australian, but a sorta' gay Australian.

And "I am not an animaaal!!" Really, an elephant man reference? You know, FOR KIDS!

[thetechnorookie]

great, great but WHY THE FUCK HE HAS BRITISH ACCENT oh and i noticed a little fail, he didnt save the world in first one:DDD

[reichjoyce]

Is it normal that I want to smash his face in with a rusty pipe?

[the2kifz]

lol XD

[ChrisCoolGuy67]

LOL 0:09

[kk45727remake]

1:52 Neo Cortex has an orgasm

[MasterMonsters]

i guess he does talk

[Quackers123456789]

@MasterMonsters crash got a translater in the titans game he says pancakes this is his translater

[Hopohoo2]

Damn, this is shit.

[JudasPriest714]

PLAYSTATION RUUUULES!!! and it still does

[chubyguy1]

Is he talking?

[TheBandicootNerd131]

Still only for playstation because playstion rules!!!

[TheEscapedBalloon]

Who decided to give Crash an attitude?

[cameron123able]

How come he doesn't talk in the games