The reason monster makes you sleepy and crash is the high levels of Bat Guano (Bat dung) excrement (feces and urine) its high levels of phosphorus and nitrogen are affecting your immune system and can lead to thinning of the intestinal walls.
Monster doe's make you crash after like 4-6 hours! But it doe's keep you up for like 4-6 hours! But if you drink another can after that it will keep you up for another 4-6 hours but than it will crash you! So that's why I drink 2 cans of monster a day! 2 cans of monster = 8-12 hours up!
funny..there is one called ''slow cow'' but i thnk they only sell it here in quebec, n it is pretty effective, two small cans will send u to bed quick lol
The green monster only makes fill fat I'm FRIKIN skinny!
legoskaterman117 6 months ago
energy dont works for me well it tastes awesome but im not getting crazy of it
TheKeesie 9 months ago
hahah nice one guys :P
toomuchcoke 1 year ago
ya right eat nachos...
TheNachosandsalsa 1 year ago
booooooo monster can make a way more better can
bigsmoke636 1 year ago
monsters dont make you crash
TheMonstergoth 1 year ago
Jorge199327, thats true it doesnt do anything to me either its just good.. but i think redbull is a little bit better
WoWaSkiPro 1 year ago
haha!!! lol!
pistachiobro1 2 years ago
monsters don't even do anything to me I just drink them because they taste good
Jorge199327 2 years ago 9
you all are a bunch of bitches if monster makes you crash maybe you shouldn't drink monster
shinoogieandTJ 2 years ago
The reason monster makes you sleepy and crash is the high levels of Bat Guano (Bat dung) excrement (feces and urine) its high levels of phosphorus and nitrogen are affecting your immune system and can lead to thinning of the intestinal walls.
MrJayisdead 2 years ago
Hard to tell if this is a joke since he refers to Bat dung. Hope it's a joke, 'cause otherwise he's crazy.
Broomballwilson 2 years ago 16
@MrJayisdead Who cares really whats in it? Monster is great.
joojr2779 1 year ago
haha u guys are krazy is he tew hyped on monster energy drink positive energy
IGotSwagFu 2 years ago
its called whiskey dipshits
just kiddinggg
colenbrak 2 years ago
Monster doe's make you crash after like 4-6 hours! But it doe's keep you up for like 4-6 hours! But if you drink another can after that it will keep you up for another 4-6 hours but than it will crash you! So that's why I drink 2 cans of monster a day! 2 cans of monster = 8-12 hours up!
MtnDewman841 2 years ago
@MtnDewman841 dude? have you been drinking monster
WHATKIDS123456 2 years ago
@MtnDewman841 You need to drink this stuff to stay awake for 12 hours?
Slorafossen 2 years ago
wonder if its posibel to make somthing like that
lordofdarkdudes 2 years ago
when i drink monsters its hard to sleep at night cuz i usually drink em in the night
blcskateteam 2 years ago
Ha ha what a funny commercial!
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago 2
yeh man rlly monster makes me sooo tierd in like half an hour
windmonkey95 2 years ago 3
Caffein makes me more sleepy than CraaaZZZZyyYY
TazakaLOL 2 years ago 17
caffiene doesn't affect me ha ha
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago
Hahaha i like him while jumping on bed lol
Umairs2004 2 years ago
sounds like if you drank enough it would probably kill you pretty quick
BURNOUTRS 2 years ago
still funny. nice work guys
b16aspec 2 years ago
dude, y even make this, if u drink like 4 in an hour it would be enough to bring down an elephant
also kool vid
DimaProductions123 2 years ago
funny..there is one called ''slow cow'' but i thnk they only sell it here in quebec, n it is pretty effective, two small cans will send u to bed quick lol
el1t1st4 3 years ago
Where do i buy it (laughs)
OTTOOWN 3 years ago 3
i wish they did make a drink that would bring u down to sleep..
but not a drink that would kill you if tooken to much :]
shitsweak89 3 years ago 3
tooken? are you fucking retarded?
McYdys 2 years ago 2
ha lolz it is a gatorade with paper on it!
cheerleaderchic228 3 years ago 4
Nice video, but omg I lol'd IRL when I saw that fuckin bed.
rofl
skatespfd 3 years ago 3
lol
Shaggadelic45 3 years ago
hahahahhaahahahahahahah just a lime gatorade lmao
TYSON729 3 years ago 4
He needs a fuzzy blond mustache.
Matrix29bear 3 years ago
its just a monster label covered over a lime gatorade
yoshi2014 3 years ago
duh? wow.
myakFORLIFE 3 years ago
this was uploaded in 2006, I haven't even graduated from highschool yet, good times good times
Jimmymytube 2 years ago
wow. how'd you figure us out?
Broomballwilson 3 years ago 42
hahahahah nice dude 5/5 easily
AlienD00d 4 years ago
Dallas is a funny dude, that's for sure. I need some new shit!!!
dinsmoam 4 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Saaettle 4 years ago
<(--drinkin monster right now...really its what made me youtube it in the first place...FuNNY ViDEO!!!
DEMARKO1 4 years ago
it's fun to watch relly like the slowmotion
Dogwar1984 4 years ago
watched again 2 nite good work. toomee
b16aspec 4 years ago
Thanks bro. I watched it last night and laughed and Ive seen it a hundred times.
Broomballwilson 4 years ago
lol :p nice
mutawa86 4 years ago
I think this product allready has a name. Beer.
peapodtech 5 years ago
They should call it zMonster.
NEZTOK 5 years ago
This is a really really well thought out clip. It is also very humorous. I give it a 5 out of 5
sgtwaffle 5 years ago