Stupid Voice Mail Greeting

[0pticFire]

Okay stephen hawking's wife

[pieceofmei]

lolz

[pieceofmei]

lol that is so long

[David5005ful]

Fat mass!! LOLOL

[TheWickedEnergy]

BOOMAJUBE 832 723 6797 ASK FOR BOOMAJUBE

[travelplus1]

say pet allow the beeo

[ANOTHERHOLEINYOHEAD]

Did you really make the message greeting? if you did you are a comedy genius.

[jrfourr]

measurements...lol.

[chrisrugh17]

Try to visit customtollfree. com to expand your business into new cities across the country and continue to use Custom Toll Free as your Sole

[XShad0wF1ashX]

That was great

[YoungB0ne]

Dude like obviously this was made on a computer... thanks for wasting time...

[SirLectro]

I'm pretty sure you can press 1 and skip the vm recording lmao

[julieturcios40]

Hello?.?.? Hello?.?.

George?,?,..... hello?,?,

[FowVayJetta]

LH MICHELLE FTW!!!!!!!! LMAO!

[ExclusiveLM]

I made a copy of this message and now I play it when I see my mother-inlaw's number on my caller ID. You could hear my mother-inlaw in the background saying to her husband "Ben I think our daughter has been abducted by aliens".

[katiu1825]

dude u're a genius !! ;)

[FARAZV]

please try this at home

[NerdzRdhope]

LOL

[BloodyWings100]

Damn stfu already?!

[araliric]

HAHA Body fat index!!!!!

Imagine a fat telemarketer calling!!!

[QuietSetting]

OMG I am falling out of my chair...

[missblondeex]

ommmggg i just played this prank on my freind she acctually recorded herself LOOL

[lizzypoo559]

This is HILARIOUS!!!! LMMFAO@ Measurements and Body fat index!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[imamonsta]

too bad as soon as they hear the message they hit the call back button on the computer, or I'd probably listen and laugh uncontrollably.

Here's a tip because I'm actually a tele-fundraiser, the first time a nonprofit comes up on your Caller ID and you don't want calls. pick up, ask the person on the other end nicely to put you on there do not call list, and they legally have to. TADA! NO MORE CALLS. Oh and please don't yell, we're people too and all of the people i work with are really nice.

[cutlass420]

@imamonsta Thanks for the tip. Unfortunately, my situation is a little bit more complicated. My home phone number is recycled, and the previous person to use it was a dead beat who never paid his bills. I've explained this to dozens of collectors, but it doesn't matter. The unpaid debt is just resold to another collection agency, and their first move is always to call me. I do a lot of stuff with a Dr Phil soundboard to annoy these people, but I lack the equipment to record these exchanges.

[MRNMRSCHRIS88]

@cutlass420 IF A COLLECTION AGENCY CALLS U AND U TEL THEM TO STOP N THEY CONTINUE U CAN SUE THEM N DEPENDING ON UR STATE U CAN GET UP TO A THOUSAND DOLLARS OR MORE

[moimoney1]

@cutlass420 you could get a google number its free, then block those unwanted caller

[xTMGamerx]

@imamonsta to bad when i ever i say that they call back 5 minutes later

[BirdieTechno]

LOL xD

[dahlia091]

wouldn't the telemarketer hang up?

[CenterEntertainment]

u... are... a genious...

[Acsmitte5]

totally put this on my phone

[xPopxTartsx]

@Acsmitte5 Sameeeeeeeeeee !!

[goldendraco13]

dude, this is classic!

i have never heard a better answering machine XD

[TaterLovers]

i want this on my phone how do i do that or make one myself???

[cutlass420]

@TaterLovers

The easiest way is to hold your phone up to the computer while recording a new message. That's how I got it on mine. If you want to make your own, here's how:

I started by typing up the message in notepad, and reading it aloud with the built-in Windows narration software. I used a program called Audacity to record the audio and export an mp3 file. All that might sound complicated, but it only took about 45 minutes.

[gizmo410]

@TaterLovers just record it from here thats what i did

[thecukogirls]

i'm scared

[303MADDOGrecords]

lol

[sean7ea2]

I saw an entire episode of "Friends" and this youtube was still playing.

[LadyLikeLive]

i just put this on my phone lol

[HamsterGuyChronicles]

THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

[amira1295]

lmfao body fat measurment

[crb125]

omfg that shit is annoying ass fuck but funny as hell

[bugzak47]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol dats jokes

[AndrewOdom]

This is HILARIOUS. It's exactly what I've been looking for...to drive off some repeated callers..at least for a few days. Thanks and here's to you, Cutlass!

[Lovetextin101]

hahahahahahahahahaa

[talkinboutjon]

Oh my goodness.. I was having kind of a long day. I have a ton of work to do and I have to finish a big project. --I ran into this video and I nearly died laughing when I got to 00:38 (they have to type that all in for the message to go through?? Lol). Thank you for posting that. This is the most ridiculous phone message I have ever heard. Lol ! thanks!

[Nkooool]

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[FreakofTechno]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! my friend has something like this XD

[hahanick4]

her voice is so depressing.

[misscaraheur]

AMAZING !!

body fat index :L !

[zyxwvut1232]

lol  its so annoying

[Emokittiy16]

i absolutly loved this!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!! i cudnt stop laughing

[demigod1313]

hell yeah!

[mizemich]

haha even though it's funny, telemarketers have an automated system that hangs up and dials the next number the second the answering machine picks up, so they'd never hear it

[seberusnet]

this is soooo going in my google voice

[1xXeMyXx]

lol

[ISGOSHNESS]

Lol this is funny.:) can I uses it?

[buttfacepoophole]

holy crap this is such a good idea :D

[4youb10]

wow 1 min just telling you to leave a message

[un4v41l48l3]

ROTFL!!! YES!!!!

[callitacomeb10106]

Pro quality

*bro quality

[eight20four]

im so going to try this lol

[JONES123aj]

lol :)

[dellicj]

That is AWESOME!!! OMG I kinda had to do the same thing when i changed my house number, aparently who ever had the number before me was in debt to everyone under the sun. But hands down way better than mine was!!! Kudos man Kudos

[IFeelME3]

if the beep was a little longer it would be the best greeting

[raikis123]

Steven Hawking? o.O

[UrbaNxxxxSpecies]

@raikis123 maybe his ex-wife :p

[wendyliciouso319]

Great a phone that flatlines at the end!!! lmfaoooo!!!!!

[GoIsles8083]

lololol

[italianfab]

leave your bodyfat.

[hugeSLIPKNOTfan1]

i didnt know stephen hawking answered phones

[mintyroses99]

*hahaha* This is hilarious! So creative! I commend you.

[CharlieChuno]

Thanks for posting. I've got a great new VM message. :D

[RKGOLF]

OMG that is soo fucking annoying!!!! LMAO! ROFL! Its going on my phone TONIGHT!

[lozagonzalo1]

body fat index?

llmao

[mrinventorgreen1]

funny

[JLeVRT]

This is definitely from the 1980's...

[piano123player]

that sounds exactly like the girl voice on control panel -speech. u type in whatever and they say it (sometimes right)

[The2Coolest2]

@piano123player It is, its so obvious, probably same software or recorded it

[AnarchyLLC]

LOL! Well done!!

[jido4443]

Hello, I'm not available right now, please leave a message.

[jazbella1]

XD i would be annoyed because of that. i was really just trying to make my voice like the voice mail on my phone.

[coolep6]

This is sooo going on my answer phone xD

[arriaga1997]

hahahahahaha lol

[mica022]

lol! yes this is jus wat i need!! thanks cause i keep getting calls from people i don't know, n its really getting on my nerves, then i tell them they've reach the wrong person and ask them nicely to quit callin and they do it anyway. so this ought to teach them! lol!

[superkevinbros]

cool man thanks

[fredburger2]

fukking hilarious

[emily9752]

I'm so using this

[thepcgamewalkthrough]

LMAO! Wish I could use this!!

[TheFutureIsTomorrow]

hahaha nice one!!

[tohruluvskyo4evr]

lololololololol i started laughing at the super long beep haha XD

[Gamplayguy]

luvs <3

[downhillandy]

like it`s never gonna end lol!

[totallysick88able]

lmfao, dude! i just set this as my voice greeting by holding my phone next to the speakers

[webkinz10001]

lol same here!

[afghani4l]

ggf

[wenjilu]

hahaha ROFL!!!

[hahan9]

LOL..its soooooooo long!...n the voice sounds soo sad! it would've been good for the telemarketers..

[metalmania204]

haha wow thats badass

[jambapunks]

Amazing.

[thrilljunkie08]

roflmfao!!! this is pure brilliant!

[BrainStretcher]

dude i LOVE IT! Totally sweet! =)

[billybobjohn7]

hahahah soo good

[parteepeeda]

OMG IM TEARING OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!! I can just imagine some super serious telemarketer trying to get thru it

[rufkl]

oh my good jump....you are a real little son boy

[thecostumer]

omfg i love this!

[xxV1CTOR1Axx]

hahahahahahh thts good !!!

[chelseyiswhickedcool]

i just laughed so hard .

[morefloordoor]

LOL!!!! Loves it

[dutcher60]

i love the beep! its like 6 sec long!!! lol lol lol lol lol llol!

[thanhle]

this was my voicemail for my phone and the work place i applied for called..i missed their called...they left me a voicemail n told me that, that was the best vm they ever heard,...the thing is, i didnt get hired..hmm i wonder why :/

[kaytrey99]

ROFL

[ohsheetmeng]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH !

[Crypticrealism]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[JediGoddessChristy]

lol

[starshine112]

yeah! lol

[apryl1476]

That voicemail is great. I'll give the telemarketers a piece of my mind.

[starshine112]

lol

[Chrrayden3]

Best Idea I've heard all day!

[ayesha266]

lmao well done x

[lynusluver]

I want!

[plasmavore]

I want!

[sexybella512]

Even though that shit is annoying, it's hilarious.

[possumspwn]

I always ask for peoples BMI's

[nasirka99]

i will totally using it! thanx!

[FleskhjertaFan]

omg make it stop its funny!!!

[deadcrazzy]

this is fucking grate! i always make my own but i thought hell i could find a good one and this is the first one i found and its perfact so its now my voice mail lol

[LindaBear13]

Damn! LMAO

[hikariangel1988]

Pfft! That's great, I would definetely hang up if I heard this

[babytoobe]

THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO

FUNNY MAN!!

Lol, even the voice is annoying

turned in effective didnt it?

[uncoverbrother]

totally using it! thanx!

[YipsiSulu3]

OMFG THAT WAS GREAT!!!

[loveMCRgerard]

i just set that as my answering machine!

[nuttynation]

haha omfg how do iput that on my answer machine...?

[bcoverss]

That is GREAT!!!

[meree]

That's awesome

[combatbarbie2u]

I would love to talk to you but i'm currently on vacation traveling in time i will be back last week please leave a message.

[warpedfear]

Laughed all the way through.

[txladybug58]

lol

[alchemy4life]

lol

lmfao!!

[kafffryn]

lol

[moogle301]

when you left all those instructions i thought you were going to go even further and say something like 'hop to the left and spin around anti-clockwise 3 times'

[cutlass420]

You should have heard the original edit. It was a lot more drawn out and ridiculous. Also had some profanity, which sounds silly being spoken by that machine voice.

[ANOTHERHOLEINYOHEAD]

@cutlass420 It would be nice if you could do another video of the original edit I would love to hear it.

[JamesBerkey]

@moogle301 lol anti-clockwise

[moogle301]

lol

but what if it's a friend calling?

[cutlass420]

Trust me, after a couple weeks with this as your message, friends will NOT be calling you...

:)

[88foxstang]

That was awesome, i liked how it just kept going and going. lmao!

[cutlass420]

Hey thanks! Glad you liked it...

[SlyHobbit]

@cutlass420

I've just recorded this into my phone. Thanks, you are now responsible for any profane and inhuman messages my friends leave for me.

[ApostolicGodsChild]

lol

[rockonrusty08]

lol