M.P.H. : Foamy The Squirrel

[Professortorcoolguy1]

If jizz actually got shot that fast then why aren't all those teen brats shooting it out the window down the block?

[TrevorsIRLvlogs]

AHHH MY EYE!

[justicecarlone]

DISCRIMINATION!!!!!

[MistaOppritunity]

I love how she says it's discriminating that guys don't like fat chicks. So I suppose that when you go to a bar germaine, you're the first to hit on the fat ugly dude drinking by himself?

[BloodPLusFan13]

i love you buggley!

[izzybit93]

Foamy has a mowhawk and eyeliner hahaha

[DarkCrystalSage]

@izzybit93 THAT'S BAGELY!

[seansbrain]

@izzybit93 That's not foamy, it's a cousin.

[MistaOppritunity]

@seansbrain he's not a cousin



[mastercheifslayer300]

can't you read normal articles

[shadow3275ful]

How is it that i havent had a hard-on yet? With every topic and action she does not even a little *shake*.

[PAINTHATSH1TGOLD]

"Hahaha, you're obese!"

[DJTechnoWolf]

lol akward

[R3dChampi0n]

Law of gravity can be used in germaine's life entirely

1.Her ass goes up and down

2. Her tits go up and down

3. Her clintelle's dick ges up and jizz down on her face

4.Her honor and value went up and went crashing down Hence, "What 'Cums' Up, Must 'Cum' Down"

[Rairyujin]

is weird that this gave me a boner?

[perfectsuperchaos7]

I want to be in that study.

[tokorev747777]

Its scary thinking about jizz flying at 50 mphs :o

[bigshot20000000000]

I like mine with a little junk :p

[10samm10]

She looks a little cuter here than she does in the new ones.

[WesSearles]

xD Can I sign up to be a test subject?

[CryptonicNova]

Ha ha your obease, ha ha your fat. Best. Line. Ever.

[Ghostleaff]

Haha I could totaly bea prepper >:3

[WesSearles]

@Ghostleaff <.< Hawt...

[RamanN00B]

lol i love begely :)

[pimpedpope]

120mph ladies

[SynnisterSpyder]

germaine looks cute when she looks at her forehead lol

[jimmycorn55]

Pretty soon there going to have cops with radar guns saying, u clocked ur jizz over the speed limit...

[TommyKenasVideo]

Colorful resume my ass the only color on it is white ¥ ¥

[Terra1311]

lol "i think they'll manage"

[NarutoRPCfan]

This probably has already been said but...

44 people are skinny whores

[ultipsy]

@NarutoRPCfan WHY DOES THE FOAMY FANDOM HATE SKINNY PEOPLE?

I'm skinny, and I love Foamy the Squirrel. I respect any over-weight person as long as they are healthy, and respect me. I am not a whore because I'm skinny.

[NarutoRPCfan]

@ultipsy I was just relating to what Germaine was ranting about. I wasn't disrespecting anyone that is skinny. I should know. My body is average, and I am perfectly fine. *sighs* I was just trying to make a joke.

[ultipsy]

@NarutoRPCfan Sorry, I constantly see someone on the Foamy videos dissing skinny people, so I thought you were serious.

Well, those dislike jokes are awful anyway >.>

[rancorx]

The average sneeze is 200 mph ....

[Tatsuyoujo]

Not everyone is (exclusively) attracted to skinny people. Fat-phobia is the subject, here.

[dundeecake]

She is quite curvy but it seems unlikely that she is overweight.

[crazyjak56]

@deathscyte9 Simple, don't try to be what you're not or else you'll work yourself too much.

[EvanescenceXKISS]

I'm curvy and I'm a girl, so girls with curves rule ♥

[VisualEntity]

i do 50mph lol before she even sed it ;)

[Churchiz1337]

begley should be in more episodes!!!!

[bladeshifter16]

:42 AKWARD!

[sashagir]

GERMAINE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING THIS BULLSHIT!

[sashagir]

I thought she wanted to stop this shit!

[BongWaterProduction]

i would pay to see her get hit in the face by a 50 mph cumshot

[ultipsy]

Um, guys, some people are naturally skinny. There's no need to be so harsh about it....

[blakelaue]

*Insert "witty" troll comment here*

[1zangoose]

begely rules

[1zangoose]

fuck

[jroof2666]

Skinny is sickening. They have no meat, they look like they could break easily, and, on top of that, that's what everyone tries to base society around. I'm not skinny, nor am I fat. (Though I do need to lose the extra weight on my stomach.) Most of my weight comes from my legs. LEG MUSCLE BABY! I'm healthy sized and can kick ass. FUCK YOU SKINNY FREAKS!

[Draggo88]

I never ticked 'no fat chicks'!

[DeviousBetrayer]

Is it wrong of me to always aim for their eyes?

[pearchris]

@DeviousBetrayer Maybe at 50 MPH, lol

[clericofchaos1]

eh i'm fat but i am a man so it really dosen't matter as now a days only fat women are considered fat.

[thecripplewhoiswhole]

meh... i'd bang her

[TheBelieveit1]

@thecripplewhoiswhole i'd shoot her too but she's not real so committing a murder towards a fictional character is redundant

[MistaOppritunity]

@TheBelieveit1 bang means he'd have sex with her... why the fuck would you kill her?

[TheBelieveit1]

@MistaOppritunity how does bang mean to have sex? what's the correlation?

[MistaOppritunity]

@TheBelieveit1 It's slang. Is english not your first language? Because that would make sense. When you learn a new language, you only know proper english, which in a sense, isn't that proper for everyday conversation.

[TheBelieveit1]

@MistaOppritunity slang or no i still don't get the correlation. i mean who was the first to want to want to have sexual relations with someone but instead of just saying it they said that they want to bang them? i mean is it alluding to their dick being like a gun and shooting their semen at/in them? i just don't get why people have to use slang when it's easier just to be specific

[MistaOppritunity]

@TheBelieveit1 no, bang has a correlation because when you have sex, it's like an explosion it feels so good... I think. I'm not sure, it could just mean fast sex. But since when does slang need to have a correlation? who was the first person who looked at something and said, wow! That has a below average tempeture! That's cool!

[ParanoidPixel]

@TheBelieveit1 6th graders know that the word "bang" is a reference to sex. You don't need to defend yourself so strongly. Your wrong/out of touch or w/e you wanna call it, get over it.

[autumnr12345]

i love begley

[TheZacula]

"I think they'll manage..."

"Fuck you, asshole!"

Love that part.

[AngelArtist27]

shes not fat shes fluffy and if u dont like it go stab a rasor in ur gut and ill help stuff in some twinkies lol

[KennSan]

I thought the term was 'fluffer'? XD

[nikkibabii100]

Lol I love begely

[jordyb12]

i dnt like fat people either..when i say fat i mean someone who breathes really hard, always eating, has rolls, and is just sloppy,and STANK!

[IPC203]

@BobbyIV1992 As long as you're not blaming others for it and happy with what you are then it's all good.

[MRLarkin]

It goes both ways. Men have to compete with douchebags with chiseled abs.

[tsteel80]

Shes not fat, shes big boned lol

[sheriffpablo]

I Love curvy girls. Fuck skinny bitches!

[DsNsFTP]

@sheriffpablo as long as the curves go in the right direction XD

[Fox8745]

@sheriffpablo "curvey" uh-huh, as in the curves of her disgusting fat folds?

[Dipstikk]

@Fox8745 Yuh-huh! In the same way that "beauty" describes the sculpted nature of a lanky skank's protruding cheekbones, decaying ribs and jutting pelvic arches.

[AylaPersephone]

@Dipstikk Those "jutting pelvis arches" are called anterior superior iliac spines or just ASIS. :) You know, if you want to use it in a rant or something in the future.

[Dipstikk]

@AylaPersephone Doesn't have the same "ick" factor that "jutting pelvic arches."

[AylaPersephone]

@Dipstikk Ah, sorry. When my science brain turns on, my artistic brain shuts down. :)

[RapMetalKing]

@sheriffpablo WORD

[Madhatter1013]

@sheriffpablo skinny chicks r for whimps. but there IS a limit.....

[IPC203]

I like Begley's character, restrained but perverted wise-ass.

and @ShadowNny you said something that took a lot of guts to say in today's PC world. Anthropologist?

[PenguinChild23]

While it is unfortunate, American's seem to have this deluded idea that to be attractive, you must be a size negative 3. But I can say right now, I think that women who have more meat on their bones are a hell of a lot more attractive than most skinny girls. IT'S ALL TWIGGY'S FAULT! (If you don't know who she is, look her up)

[IPC203]

@PenguinChild23 It's not just Americans... jeeze. Look at all the foreign fashion models. Many Americans are actually interested in women who have some meat on them but not a fat lazy slob, just like girls don't want a fat lazy slob for a guy but also don't want a tootpick man as well.

Would it hurt to maintain yourself? All the other countries are calling us "Fat Americans" and each day I can see why. I can admit I'm an ugly bastard but I exercise because it's better for me in the long run.

[PenguinChild23]

@IPC203 Society sucks as a whole. Whether it be foreign or American. Society just sucks. I wish human's were blind, then we'd be forced to focus on ones personality rather than their appearance

[IPC203]

@PenguinChild23 You do realize that humans are not the only species that pick a mate based on appearances right?

[TheWoodsOfWonderland]

Ahh, my eye!

[animerocknrolla13]

glad to be seeing Begly again

[kevcop250]

She's quite beautiful

[lordspectre]

haha mph thats my initials

[EAveryGtrBass]

Wrong....So wrong, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD

[ShadowNny]

@s0ulpatrol Glad I could share a laugh. =)

[myjeffhardy4life]

hahahahahaha funny shit !!! XD

[forceofhatred]

-sigh- another "Germaine is a whore" ep. A gotta to know, is there a semi-mathematical equation of how many "can I see Germaine naked" requests you get to make a "Germaine is a whore" ep or do you just swing with the flow on it?

[samantha5302957]

ily jordan



[samantha5302957]

wow jordan wow

[uchnsn]

Germaine can arose me any day :3

[999amarilis]

begley is always in the sexual shows.



[TheMissMims]

Personally, as a bisexual woman I find Germaine very hot...

But also very slutty...

Yeah.. If I was a guy and she was real, I wouldn't let her do anything...

[moonstrike047]

I just thought. If she has lost weight, but not in her boobs, wouldnt she have back problems?

[TheMissMims]

@moonstrike047 Yes.

I would know. >.>

[XxAmayaSanxX]

Germaine, I thought we were done with the whole sex for money thing.

She needs a chick to hangout with instead of all the guysquirrels.

[MonaAlicia]

you mean...prostitutes? lol.... oh Germaine.... xD

[whysosirius]

i'll give her a 50 mph cumshot 

[nikkibabii100]

Ow my eye lol

[59garymajor]

That.... was very..... disturbing..... and funny I guess.

[steelersfan826]

Wasn't it decided that Germaine would stop being a whore about 3 months ago? Just saying.

[AliParada]

(╯°□°)╯

[LukeJazStone]

very true i bet she could make a 70mph cumshot happen!

[firefox22217]

Wait, theres a thing I cant volunteer to, that involves using arouseing women to make me climax, WHERE IS THIS SITE? I mean, um ya for science of course.

[MastiffTheBlack]

I can "not give a sh*t" all the way at Mach 2!

[Sarahruff2010]

I agree with Bently...that WOULD be awkward...0.o

[moccamex]

.....foamy sounds like my 5th grade gym teacher... o.o

[DesertDragon96]

Begly is right

[piepie444]

37 people are obese

[Negi1001]

why are we even studying this? please tell me there is no actual study of this.

[kira8585]

@Negi1001 sadly to say they have done a study of this....... good to know where the hard earned tax payer money goes right? got a stupid question then send it to the goverment so they can spend a good chunk of other poeples money for something absolutely pointless

[Negi1001]

@kira8585 this is why the other countrys are beating us. thank u for wasting months studying how fast my @*&! goes when I @%!#^... god please help us be less stupid :P

[supervegeta101]

I'd Peter North all over Germaine's fat titties!! 80pmh baby!

[orin010]

"50 mph cumshot on my face... AH MY EYE!" thats fucking funny

[Stitchpuppy01]

what the fuck. character regression? 

[ant0227]

why are the comments so long???

[Rapter57]

even though the messages of germaine's life are defense against degredation, i dont see how anyone could not be taken in by dawn benetts voice given the subject matter, regardless of the character's obesity. but i guess its also like, no matter how fat or un-fat she is, the same shit will keep happening to her anyway, as Foamy describes it.

[karkkiliininam]

really dude? those tits would make a girl produce sperm for fucks sake

[FlautistRedemptions]

Neurotically yours has not deteriorated!! Sure it might seem like Germaine is kinda being drug along- bit the whole point of Neurotically yours is issues and things people have over exaggerated about and fucking ruined- like his Halloween segment, that was genius. And Germaine- as stated in Germaine for idiots- is a symbol of what idiotic and horny men see about women. The feministic views and actions she does is sorta her breaking out of the stereotype.

And Begley...he's just awesome.

[kittyandstars777]

Hahaha I love u begley

[brennenderopa]

Remember when neurotically yours was actually good? Me neither. It has deteriorated to an author tract about a fat whore. I am sad about this.

[Jade1vampire]

Hey Foamy I have a question for you. Do u honestly care for Germaine? it doesn't seen like it but Love you both!! Kbye

[poeticnerd1990]

LOL THE VEPIC RETURN OF BEGLEY

[Keepseeker]

Germaine isn't fat. Like I get she was a whore and everything but the only thing she has that is huge is tits and ass.

[vampirehunterXD]

hahahah! Your obese! ha your fat X3

[T5646766]

USA spend cash on useless research......LoL ya that's true. MI just did a study on what cannabis would do.... get you high maybe lol

[ShadowNny]

It’s not discrimination, its nature. Higher physical prowess and attractiveness harbors higher social recognition. Lesser gains the opposite. That’s just how it is. Instead of bitching about the system fatties why not just jog or pick up some weights? Give it a few months, see what happens. Until then quit complaining. The sound waves from your constant yapping rippling off your fat rolls are causing an echo effect that is making my ears bleed.

[dwermes]

@ShadowNny Well said. ^_^

[ShadowNny]

@dwermes Thanks. =)

[XenogeneGray]

@ShadowNny In times of famine (most of human history), fatties were considered much more attractive as it was a sign you had plentiful access to food, hence the fat mother goddess. Likewise being pale was considered more attractive as it meant you didn't have to earn your keep in the fields. In our modern world, where most people have office jobs and access to cheap fatty foods, these attractiveness traits have generally switched. If we face a food shortage, fatties will be popular again.

[ShadowNny]

@XenogeneGray I am humbled and honored that you remember these historical ideals of old. I was beginning to believe that most people just hid behind our modern society and technology and treated all remembrances of old culture as "living in the past". As a Native American, I tip my hat to you sir.

[XenogeneGray]

@ShadowNny Yeah, I'm quite rare: someone who appreciates the world existed before the world wide web, and rarer still - there is more than one way to view everything. Rarest of all, I like to learn about those other perspective! If only everybody could see things from other peoples' perspectives too, then we might have peace and happiness for everyone on Earth.

[XenogeneGray]

Also, thanks for the tip of the hat good sir. I tip my hat to you too :)

[ShadowNny]

@XenogeneGray You are quite welcome. And thank you kindly.

[Ondrix]

@ShadowNny What your talking about only counts in individual opinions. In the case of this video however it is discrimination. Denying someone employment based solely on a physical characteristic (like being fat) is no different than denying them because of skin color, race, or gender. It's ALL discrimination. Your comment only goes to show that your an ignorant bigot who discriminates against fat people.

[ThePkmage]

@Ondrix you can't be in the some parts of the army if you female, you can't be a pro runner If your overweight, ECT belive it or not but physical characteristics are everything in some a lot of jobs and to keep the human race moving we need people that are helpful too it, not people that will slow us down. I have no problem with anyone that is overwieght or anything along as they do some thing thats fitted to their strong points.

[want2bealone]

@ShadowNny One day when the Earth runs low on food supplies, see how fatties will live longer. Reason why they're fat is that their bodies saves excess energy. I weigh 280 pounds and I am a football player. I run a 40 yard sprint at about 5.2 seconds. By the way, many fat people stay fat because they don't give a fuck what other people say. They love to eat, is that a crime? I bet your skinny boney ass that you probably starve yourself just so you can fit in with your so called "friends.

[ShadowNny]

@want2bealone Kid, I myself am 150 pounds but it is pure muscle. Why? Because I enjoy my health. Being fat is not non-conformist, nor is it going to save the world. It is a health issue, pure and simple. If you have ever seen Soylent Green you will get the idea of what will happen to fatties if the world runs low on food. By the way they dont stay fat to save excess energy, they do it because they have low self esteem, emotional issues, self loathing, or just bad genes. They aren’t walruses.

[want2bealone]

@ShadowNny I love being fat and big. Because I know I can kick your ass anyday. If this was 2000 years ago when it didn't matter if you kicked someone's ass, you'd be my first target. By the way, don't say 150 pounds of pure muscle is good because muscle weighs 3x more than fat so if I look at you, you'd look like a skinny douchebag. By the way, I'm not gonna change my appearance just because of what other people think. Fuck your opinions because I love the way I look.

[NnyJthm]

@want2bealone Actually; muscle doesn't weigh more than fat.. A pound of fat weighs the same as a pound of muscle. However; Muscle has more density than fat; and so you can put more of it in the same amount of space.

Good for you.

[qwqwqw129]

@ShadowNny Im fat and i actually laughed at this :D

[RedEbSeb13]

@ShadowNny thanks! now i'm going to go kill myself and make the world a better place! :)

[ShadowNny]

@RedEbSeb13 Thats the spirit! Have fun. ^.^

[ChibiTails]

@ShadowNny Bullshit. It's not nature, it's society. Years ago in India, fat people were considered sexy/desirable because it indicated that they had money for extra food. All through history and even today there have been and are millions of people with fetishes for chubbies. And, clearly demonstrated by the fact that she was able to support herself via prostitution living in a New York apartment, there are plenty of men in the world of Foamy that find Germaine sexy. You're just a hateful ass.

[ShadowNny]

@ChibiTails Sorry to burst your bubble but it is nature. Everyone has their own tastes but as seen today higher physical attractiveness is more noticeable. Sure, at a point of time girth meant wealth and well being. Many ancient fertility sculptures were of fat people, back then fat was honored. But today things are different. Deal with it. Also, referencing a cartoon in a debate is just silly. Its fiction, and blaming it on society isn’t changing anything. Times change, deal with it or stfu.

[TheSpoofIts]

@ShadowNny Its both society and nature. Why cant people see how both influence each other in such a drastic way?

[Divock]

@ShadowNny You...you just disproved your own point. Saying that times are different isn't saying that nature changed, it's referring to social psychology and society.

[ShadowNny]

@Divock You could look at it that way, or you can look at it the way I do. In past tense. Think about it, what is an aspect of human nature? Adaptively. Human evolution would be impossible without it. Thus if we never learned to adapt, we would never have a society or social psychology to blame our traits or faults upon.

[MGrim88]

@ShadowNny Yes. 

[713strangejane]

@ShadowNny you sounded alot like foamy would if he were in this episode.....

[ShadowNny]

@713strangejane Gad zooks you found me out. You must keep this a secret, and pay me off with cream cheese bagels.

[713strangejane]

@ShadowNny lol ok

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[MasterCrosss]

I think they will mange Lol.

[TyeDyeLollipop16]

0:42 AWKWARD

[13thshadowgirl]

Haha! dude Thumbs up if you want Fooamy to do something on Rebecca Black!

. . . .

o.o does foamy have a birthday??

[BlondBellyDancer]

"This is why I don't like America cause you waste valuable resources....." HAHAHAHA. I love when he gets all political.

[mack3135759778]

Haha Your Obese!! lol

[Crazybradgamer]

When this baby hits 88mph your gunna see some serious shit!

[TheSadandalone]

thumbs up if you can clock it in at 50 miles per hour :D

[Shogunmiyuchan]

Begley always has me laughing; I think he's hilarious! ^_^ I think it'd be cool to see Germaine do some bellydancing with that bod! mmmmm.......... ;)

[xXtremeFreakx]

ur obase

[sasukeuchiha910]

@xXtremeFreakx obese not obase

[DarkBlueRH]

We need a Germaine pornsite. lol 

[asdlom]

@DarkBlueRH

Poeticwhore. com

[reaverkills]

@DarkBlueRH u actually seen her??? lmao

[DarkBlueRH]

@reaverkills lol she ain't that bad. she seem like a freak lol