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  • I LOVE THIS

  • Betty, you are fierce. Love your clothes. I'd love to shop with you.

  • Love the sinner, hate the clothes, for 1 Timothy 2:9 told me so.

    You can take my love seriously and honeslty and without hesitation, since I merely believe that you will be tortured for all eternity at the behest of an omniscient benevolent being for what you've done, while an atheist may be slightly disappointed in you.

  • IF PARIS HILTON WAS A BACKGROUND SINGER ON THIS SHE'D SAY, " THAT'S HOT"

  • LOL!!! I love this. Thank you!

  • hahaha

  • torture? its "moderate physical pressure"... lol :p

  • This "Betty Bowers" woman is possessed.

  • I love you Betty! You truly are America's best Christian!

  • if you dont sin jesus died for nothing, so go ahead christians your doing just fine.

  • Jesus does love everyone, if you choose to not believe in him & live how you want, then there is a punishment place. Bad people go to a bad place. Kinda makes sense if you ask me... Not everyone who sins goes to hell. Jesus made it simple, he died FOR US. All you have to do is admit that you are a sinner and repent.

  • @Emily95burton - well, I guess 70% of the people on earth are all bound for hell. Awesome! That's what I call love.

  • @Emily95burton no, please go back to your little world of godsy dreamy, will you

  • @Emily95burton Which is why Hitler (a Christian) went to heaven and Ghandi (Hindu) went to Hell. Makes perfect sense to me.

  • "i never gossip, except to save a soul... or a conversation"

    fucking loved it!

  • This is far better than any of the pop songs out there today.

  • love your nails

  • Only Lord Baby White American All-Loving Our Savior Jesus can make Betty Bowers sound like GLaDOS.

  • @kevkajdas sounds as much like glados as that Picasso painting over there looks like a woman, or is it a cow?

  • The raptors are coming!

  • Gotta love it at 0:50 "The Lord committed SUICIDE just for me and you!"

  • Jesus will love the remix Betty.

  • Can i worship you and by extension jesus??? you are much cooler :D

  • Oh, Mrs. Bowers, I didn't know you sat front row with Anna Wintour and Jesus. America's best Christian and the most fashionable one as well.

  • MrOz - refrain from writing on my page. Next time you do it i will block you. Now in regards to what you said [paraphrasing]: "If you got cancer what would you do with no sky daddy to take care of you". Sorry you said it differently but essentially you asked me what I would do if i was going to die and had no supernatural help from an invisible man. The answer is live my life to the fullest with the time I have left. Look at hitchens same thing he is doing. I don't use invisible crutches.

  • @lordtalon69 Go ahead and block me. What difference does it make to warn me or go ahead and do it? You might as well just do it. But that just shows you up as the coward you are.

    Wind is invisible; does that mean it doesn't exist? You have a child's view of God. He's not a 'sky daddy'; he's outside of any spatial confine, and quite ubiquitous.

    You're as big a foll as Hitchens too, heading for his own place as much as you.

  • @MrOzanachronism OR as someone who does not want to be harassed by a bigoted fool...? ;-P

  • @lordtalon69 This is what my invisible God has to say about his invisibility:

    'Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.' Ex 33:20

    'No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him.' John 1:18

    And the Father himself, which hath sent me, hath borne witness of me. Ye have neither heard his voice at any time, nor seen his shape. John 5:37

  • @MrOzanachronism Who cares what he has to say? If he exists he is a sadomasochistic monster that we should all do our best to dethrone.

    Good thing he doesn't exist!

  • @vito1964 Listen to yourself. 'If he exists' suggests you unconsciously entertain the possibility of our creator.

    As for doing your best to dethrone him, Lucifer himself tried that a few millenia ago; look where that got him. All he can do as consolation, in full knowledge he's doomed, is to spin and tweak his web of lies and drag as many into hell as he can. That's why, he hates every human being.

  • @MrOzanachronism "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." I quote Carl Sagan, notorious atheist, to show that I consciously entertain the possibility of a creator. However, there is no evidence that he or she exists. The evil hate-spewing monster in the Bible that tortured his own people for fun (Job, Jesus, 40 years of wandering) is not worthy of this consideration. He definitely does NOT exist. He is a combination of all of your hates and fears and is loathsome.

  • @MrOzanachronism As to dethroning him, God knew fear when the people of Babel raised the tower. It could be possible to do so again and become as God. Then we pay him back for all the evil shit he's done. Slave of God my ass. If it is wrong for me to torture and enslave someone then it is just as wrong for him. And do try not to take such self satisfied pleasure in consigning me to hell. Jesus may not like your schaddenfreud.

  • @MrOzanachronism Oh, I forgot to mention, I am a hell bound sodomite, too. I will give you this, though, somdomy just hasn't been as much fun since they made it legal.

  • @vito1964 You are bound for Hell, unless you repent. 'For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.' (Romans 1:26-27)

  • @MrOzanachronism

    " LOVE THE SINNER

    HATE THEIR CLOTHES

    JESUS LOVES YOU." LOL LOL LOL GET REAL, HOMES

  • @vito1964 'Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, (sodomites) Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.' (1 Cor 6:9-11)

  • @MrOzanachronism Goodbye you silly twat. I am blocking you because you bore me. I would suggest that you go fornicate with someone because you sorely need it!

  • @MrOzanachronism OH, go opress someone else. You bore me.

  • @vito1964 Nothing ever dethrones God.We're in his image,but we're just little ants he could squash any time he wants. You just happen to be one of the many ants with an ego,'professing to be wise,they became as fools.' It's only by the Grace of God that you're even reading these words, and not in the Hell we both belong in.It's by the Grace of God, that the blinders were taken from me, my ego rent asunder, and I was brought to my knees.Go ahead and deny the existence of hell - one day you won't.

  • @lordtalon69 'Not that any man hath seen the Father, save he which is of God, he hath seen the Father.' John 6:46

    'Who only hath immortality, dwelling in the light which no man can approach unto; whom no man hath seen, nor can see: to whom be honour and power everlasting.' 1 Timothy 6:16

    For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse (Rom 1:20)

  • @MrOzanachronism 'Invisible things'... 0_o LOL! Grow up, please...? <3

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  • 2 Peter 3:10 about Christ's return, and the perishing of this old world ruined by Adam's rebellion and the god of this world. To try and contrast it with John 3:16 is to do pervert the context. God loved the world, in the sense that he wants the people in it to have a way out of the coming judgement of a Holy God who cannot abide sin. He is as holy as he is loving, and is just to punish sin. But is also just to forgive to those so convicted by the spirit. 1 John 1:9

  • Betty Bowers is but one example of the wholesale mockery in popular culture of the way of the Cross in popular culture reaching a crescendo. This fulfils prophecy.

    One day, the creators of such 'parodies' will give an account, and will believe in a hell. But it will be too late then. If I'm wrong, you have nothing to fear. But what if I'm not? Do you really want to take that chance? I used to be an atheist scofffer and blasphemer, but deep down, I knew I didn't want to.

  • @MrOzanachronism

    You were never really an atheist of freethinker. Pascal's wager is so utterly ridiculous and overused for someone who claims to have been on both sides of the coin this is really the argument you are leading with? Its not even laughable anymore its pathetic.

    So go on preaching but no on here is listening. And its a self-fullfilling prophecy because the idiots who put the bible together knew EVENTUALLY people would be smart enough to read through the BS.

  • @lordtalon69 Another of Voltaire's bastards telling me what roads I've travelled by rationalising and downplaying my hatred for God, and my investment in the teleological dialectics of Marxism. It's more than Pascal's wager, my friend. There is science in refuting the master YOU serve, and the 'religion for smart people' you follow. And the anyone academically honest enough who wants to prove/disprove the bible will always come to the SAME conclusion.

  • @MrOzanachronism Hey, I used to be a man, too. But then I got a sex change, and life as a woman is great! Therefore, EVERY man should get a sex change.

    See? Leading off with 'I used to be an atheist just like you' isn't a convincing argument. Not everyone is atheist for the same reasons.

    If you didn't want to blaspheme, then why did you? If deep down, you knew you weren't an atheist, then why do you claim you ever were one? Were you really a Deist, but you just didn't know about Deism?

  • @sadakokimono Believing in God is not a prerequisite for blasphemy.

    Anyway, I could spend all day responding with rebuttal, and counter-rebuttal, and continuously casting pearls before swine. It really is tedious when militant God-haters have made up their mind, no matter what I say. So I'll leave you to your own devices. I'll send you an invite to my new blog - you can send your hatemail there.

  • @MrOzanachronism Whoa, someone's a little defensive. How exactly was my post hateful? My emotions don't exactly run high enough for me to feel hatred over something someone said in a YouTube comment.

    Though I do have to wonder, if it's so tedious, why have you spent so much time arguing back and forth with that other guy?

  • @MrOzanachronism As long as you let God take care of the "account" then that's fine. It is when nasty evil "Christians" start to do his work for him that lovely events like the Inquisition and the Republican party get started.

  • @vito1964 The Inquisition was a commission of the Jesuits, who targeted bible believing Protestants, and was designed to destroy the Reformation. People who use the inquisition argument just highlight their ignorance of history.There is nothing Christian about the Pope in Rome and his church.

  • @MrOzanachronism Really? So it was the Catholics who starved and murdered all those Irish Catholics in 17th and 18th century. How about the persecution of the Quakers by Protestant England? Martin Luthor himself preached that jail, torture and death were all appropriate for punishing heretics. He also loved to persecute him some Jews. How about the 30 years war in Germany? Protestants are Christians and Christians have hands dripping with blood. Keep that disgusting belief system away from me.

  • @vito1964 It was godless men who perverted God's Word for their own gain who engineered the Irish famine. And the wars in Ulster of the 17th century, and the 30 Years War were defensive wars waged to protect the gains of the Reformation, and to protect those lands from the superstition, spiritual darkness and economic exploitation by the Church of Rome, and to save those lands from the bloody Inquisition visited upon those turning to the Reformed faith. So keep your distortions and lies from me!

  • @vito1964 Again, your distortion of history and evisceration of historical, and theological context (in the case of Luther and his writings on Rabbinical Pharisees) is a fulfilment of prophesy: 'Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;' (1 Tim 4:1-2)

  • @vito1964 You speak lies and hypocrisy, and you are both a liar and a hypocrite. The ideologies Darwinism inspired are responsible for at least 100 million deaths last century.

  • @MrOzanachronism No, it's not. 'Darwinism' doesn't exist. Darwin explained how life forms change over time, anyone who got an 'ideology' from it knows nothing about it, just like you. I'm not going to assume you are lying, just misinformed... though I don't know why, nobody on your side ever extends the same courtesy.

  • @TheOJDrinker I love your deft reliance on ad hominem, hair-splitting semantics, and strawman argument. So Marx knew nothing about a theory that denied the existence of a creator as a basis for his own theories. I suppose the 'Action 4' euthanasia program of the Nazis had nothing to do with the theory of Natural Selection as interpreted by the Nazis. I have serious doubts you yourself have really studied Darwin.

  • @MrOzanachronism Denying a creator was not the 'basis' of Evolution, the concept is entirely independent of a god. If the Nazis "interpreted" natural selection incorrectly, then they didn't base their ideas on it, they based their ideas on their own preconceptions.

    Natural Selection is about survival of those organisms that are more adapted to their environment. You'd have to be crazy to turn that into a reason to kill people.

    Try talking about your point instead of trying to talk about me.

  • @TheOJDrinker 'So Marx knew nothing about a theory that denied the existence of a creator as a basis for his own theories.' Notice that I said that denial of the existence of a creator was the basis of MARX'S theory! You either miss that important semantic distinction, or you're being deliberately obfuscatory. Darwin himself was not an atheist. Denying a creator is not necessarily the underlying premise, but the essential conclusion (long-age creationists excepted).

  • @TheOJDrinker And I said that natural selection was a basis for Communism and Fascism. Using scare quotes, and attributing the denial of God as the basis of evolution rather than the result of it, doesn't do your argument any favours either.

    And your proposition that it was an incorrect interpretation of natural selection is both a logical fallacy, and a wild supposition easily refutable by facts; namely Nazi racial theory seen against the relief of Darwin's theories.

  • @TheOJDrinker If I played the man at any point, I apologise. It wasn't intentional. I'm all about focusing on the substance of a dialectical debate, not the holder of the opposing view itself. I'm not in the business of 'winning' an argument. I have a duty, as someone of learning, who the Lord was merciful to save, to tell the truth. I have to always be ready for to give an answer for the hope that is in me (1 Peter 3:15 )

  • @MrOzanachronism

    I think you'll find that Origin Of Species was a banned book under the Nazi Regime.

  • @TheOJDrinker I think you just rely on our marginal rhetorical skill, recycled humanist mantras, strawman arguments and semantic slalom with those you perceive to be less well-read than you to make yourself look clever. If you deny the link between Darwin and, for example, Nazi views on racial hygiene and eugenics, you're less informed on history than you think I am on Darwin(ism). That, or the cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias is so great, you refuse to take off the blinders.

  • @MrOzanachronism What utter shite you speak.

  • @yatter1 Take it up with God, not me. To talk like you do you must be from the UK - a country that has abandoned God like no other. And every evidence God has abandoned it; a nation of effete, degenerates if ever there was one.

  • @MrOzanachronism HA ha ha, yes we are, catch up for fuck´s sake.

  • @yatter1 You call moral and spiritual regression, and your nation's rapid decline in influence in the world over the past 70 years 'catching up'? Nothing 'great' about Britain anymore. When she stood for God, Britain had the greatest empire the world had ever seen. The King James bible translation, 400 years old this year, was the foundation of modern English - the Empire, that also founded my nation, was built on it.

  • @MrOzanachronism We ditched god and imperialism, get over it. Stop blowing a trumpet for past "glories" that included genocide and slavery.

  • @yatter1 Godless men who sought their own aggrandizement and perverted God's word were responsible for such outrages.

    'You' didn't 'ditch' imperialism; you simply could not afford it. They defeated Hitler, (with American military and financial help) and 'won' the war, but lost the Empire.

  • Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 2 Peter 3:3-4

    But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived. 2 Tim 3:13

  • @MrOzanachronism

    It was a book written by men who did a fairly good job of controlling the masses. They knew one day people would be smart enough to read through the BS that is religion and toss it overboard like a dead body. So yes it is prophecy a SELF-FULLFILLING PROPHECY that proves nothing other then some of us have evolved and others still remain fearful and cling to fairytales.

    YAWN

  • @lordtalon69 Oh yes, as opposed to the vagaries of fallible philosophies that control you and keep the blinders on you. - professing to be wise, they became as fools. (Rom 1:22)

    I'd rather have God's inspired word as a sword than rely on my own rationale, because with it, I can take the battle of the Cross right to the gates of Hell. I do battle with Satanists, and their egoic carnal philosophies don't scare me in the slightest. Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine.

  • @MrOzanachronism 'For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.' Hebrews 4:12

  • @lordtalon69 'So yes it is prophecy a SELF-FULLFILLING PROPHECY that proves nothing other then some of us have evolved and others still remain fearful and cling to fairytales.' You just confirm 2 Peter 3:9-10

  • Is there any particular reason it is Delta Airlines that takes you to Hell?

  • Disco Betty! Now Dance Bitches! Ha ha!

  • Dance Bitches!

  • Dance Bitches!

  • Eating SPAM and drinking Clamato? This is hell!!!

  • oh I LAUGHED! <3

  • FUCK THIS HATE VIDEO

  • @JohnRivers8

    Wow John, what a scathing rebuttal! I'm underwhelmed by your eloquence. I bet you're the smartest guy on your whole bowling team.

  • @BenAtHome323 Why do you bother to reply to my comment if all you have to offer is a childish tit-for-tat retaliation?

  • @JohnRivers8

    Isn't it obvious, John? Because it's so much more gratifying to illustrate how vacuous your comment was with sarcasm, rather than pointing out that it was a just a meaning less emotional response with no rationale, no explanation, no rebuttal - in fact, no substance!

  • BTW, you might want to familiarize yourself with the terms "childish" and "tit-for-tat." You're using them out-of-context. Tit-for-tat would be "WELL FUCK YOU THEN, JOHN" (in psychopathic, all-caps). Childish describes your original comment.

  • @JohnRivers8 lol

  • One place has good climate and the other has good company.

  • I made this my ring tone!

  • Hey, wasn't it murder/suicide? He was the "father", "son" & "holy ghost", que no?

  • Jesus is cumming....here's a tissue. 

  • Love this! "I never gossip...except to save a soul (or to save a conversation!). :)

  • too bad that the echo in the audio is so bad as you cant really hear her lyrics ....

  • Betty, the only thing hotter than hell is you.

  • I'm rather surprised, that this isn't a ryanair service.

  • I'm looking sooo forward to your vids. WIll you make one again in the near future?

  • autotune aaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhh

  • "like I told opra!"  lol i love it

  • for now betty you last vid is on my front page

    mak eother super cool vids with jesus...it,s fun

    I love you betty

    you're so cool

  • is there a jesusss hot dating site???

  • Is that Kim Kardashian landing in front of Betty at the immigration's desk? LOLOLOLOL!!!

  • I love how she cant even be bothered to put on a hat.

  • My moms maiden name was Green so I like to imagine I am related to one of my favorite comedians! Send me a message if your Greens were from the east coast too!

  • Well, this video convinced me to convert!

  • I think I'm in autotune hell

  • I love it.

  • Oh Betty I love the remix, and you look fabulous as always darling!

  • It must be boring being a receptionist in hell.

  • @5random1 Jesus is coming.............hide the porn!

  • But, you go to Hel if you die from old age or from sickness or disease. THis is why you must die honorably in battle, so you can go to Valhalla.

  • I really want to like this but I don't like the weird effects over her voice. I know there is a certain thing you were going for in that but I like her voice without the weird stuff over it.

  • odious? excellent! very apt!

  • she has a lot of fun making these vids.

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  • @mrsgothqueen1

    It's funny how you can't spell.

  • @mrsgothqueen1

    You tried so hard to be funny!

    Too sad, that you will burn in hell for your barefaced brashly impertinent blasphemy against MrsBettyBowers.

  • Love Betty!!!!!

  • You know what works best with that busy pattern? Glaucoma!

  • "Black may be sliming. ut you could only ask it to do so much." Man I love this!!!

  • dance bitches! lol

  • Ms Bowers, you crack me up!

  • Betty goes GaGa +This is awesome

  • You just made my day. Thanks!

  • so auto-tuned!!

  • Hey Betty! You should do a cover of Lady GaGa's Judas! :D

  • I won't goto hell they're afraid I'll take over and it dosn't exist.

  • -lol @ Mutton Weekly (1:10). Those ARE some tired, leathery old sheep... poor dears.

  • I'm holding out hope for a Betty Bowers / Edward Current duet.

  • I'm going straight to hell? According to the Westborough Babtist Church, it seems pretty gay... what should I wear...?

  • what the fuck Im tripping balls

  • As the old joke goes, dentures wil be provided to the toothless for the wailing and gnashing of teeth!

  • Awesome!

  • Autotuned saviors! Betty goes Gaga for JeBus! Just in time for May 21~~~~ gotta get my asbestos suit dry cleaned, first.

  • My mom lives in Alabama.

  • When I go to Hell, will it go with my luggage of will I need to shop.

    Signed,

    A fabulous heathen!

  • lol. very good

  • the lady gaga of jesus!

  • God is going to punish you for this video. He will spank you and tweak your nipples mercilessly and he'll make you listen to acoustic Amy Grant while he punishes you. Ohhhh you are in it now Betty Bowers. You done pissed of the universes biggest and most sadistic drama queen!

  • This puts me in mind of Lady Gaga, but I have no idea why. 

  • Heaven for climate,  Hell for society.

  • This is brilliant. You are almost channeling Madonna at some point. Just don't channel it too hard or you will summon the devil!

  • "I never gossip except to save a soul--or conversation." Words to live by.

  • Eh, no big deal. According to the televangelists I can just pray a couple seconds before I die and I'm in the clear!

  • @FMAdorer1 The “accept Jesus moments before death” door policy is precisely why Heaven is absolutely full of the the most odious people, whose only virtue is an excellent sense of timing.

  • @MrsBettyBowers I love your witty replies.

  • @MrsBettyBowers You can accept Jesus moments before death, but most people don't get the chance. If death came through some freak accident, and you didn't see it coming, you wouldn't have time to say a sinner's prayer. A lot of people buy into this satanic lie on hearing the Gospel, and even on their deathbed, their hearts are still too hardened to accept Christ.

    From an ex-scoffer and blasphemer.

  • @FMAdorer1 I learned in catholic school that as long as i say "jesusmaryjoseph" right when I die I'm good. In the meantime it partytime!

  • I assume First Class passengers get a sumptuous 7-course last supper and flat-bed seats. What kind of champagne do they serve at the HEL arrivals lounge?

  • How many bonus miles I can expect to earn with this trip?

  • @ahr8p Darling, it is a one-way trip.

  • @MrsBettyBowers

    With you by my side: No problem :-)

    Your song, especially the remix, is a great and very catchy tune. I hate it, that you are still extensively underrated!

  • @MrsBettyBowers Well, yeah, but I'd think hell is quite large. I mean, what if I wanted to go to the burning lakes, then Stygia on Tuesday?

  • I would LOVE a few minutes in the back seat with you, when we ride that bus to heaven...

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