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From: BartBaKer
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  • GAY AS FUCK

  • @DashingRhodesVlogger fuck you

    

  • HAHAHAHA

  • was he ever REALLY jerking of? -words of wisdom-

  • thumbs up if you looked for porno.com was real?

  • lol its so funny how he says fuckin

  • lol :))

  • U have a massive problem dude

  • @Black0psBITCHES Its a fucking parody u 10 year old fag thay plays Xbox all day

  • :D

  • ppl is nasty i love this song i sing it at school n get into trouble for it

  • this versions better

  • Sex addictor

  • Looking at gay porn in my teachers pc

    Better clear the history cuz she'll be horny

    I'm sorry ma'am my pussy just can't wait

  • wow cool

  • Damn those dancing lubes are staring into my soul..

  • I'm gonna assume Bruno Mars got a good one thousand tweets? XD

  • lol eww

    

  • lube

    

  • am i the only one who thinks he is a pervert??? like wtf! 1/2 his songs are sex related!!

  • @ksasoccer4ever Ur the only one ;3

  • i still dont get it is it "amateur porn" or "midget porn" i hear it different every time

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  • @mbmismyidol who is mb?

  • @TheTmg996 if your refferring to my name it's "mbm" "is" "my" "idol" mbm = marshal bruce mathers (Aka eminem)

  • @vinnie5241 midget, if it was amateur it wouldnt be the same fucked up bart we know and love :)

  • this is the official valentines day song

  • *1:41

  • on 1:42 in the background you see one of his video's ...... ego

  • Now I'm thinking about my fucking dad. My favorite line

  • i jerked off a few hours ago

  • The new national anthem to All of No lifes. Or in other words. Us. :v

  • Lol at 1:47!!!!

  • Haha! I love this song! :D

  • most of the dislikes are from girls that cant get a man

  • THATS JUST FUCKING GROSS

  • fail sad.

  • lol

  • This version is better than the real one....

  • is it weird that i had this song stuck in my head when i was jerking off?

  • Is it weird that I have a boner

  • You do have a problem, Bart.

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  • press 7 if you do that alot

  • al i on the weird side of youtube again... i was watching key of awsome a second ago... O.O

  • ;)

  • you guys all ways make my day

  • lmao

  • Honestly this is probably one of the Most sound alike parodies that bartbaker has put out haha

    GJ Bart lol

  • Whats lube?

  • @MegaFirestorm123 how old are you?

  • @MrFUNNYJOSE um.....im 20....

  • It'll be better if the black guy was doing this video.

  • the thing is,

    how many times do you think bruno mars has seen this?

  • ew.

  • i think ur disgusting so shut th f up

  • thats bad lip syncing

  • @TOTALgRAPE I agree!

  • @TOTALgRAPE it's actually very good, you're probably poor and can't afford good internet. Bart is very good at editing.

  • I want that pink lube :3

  • I wank more than him trust me... Heh?

  • lol

  • Lyrics please.

  • @TheMeelton I Agree!

  • gross....

  • is it just me or does he look like onision

  • @DarknessXevil just you

  • @DarknessXevil It's just you xd

  • @DarknessXevil your a fag

  • @MrSebastiantena y u mad bro

  • @DarknessXevil fuck u

  • all u think about is sex... WHY!?!?!?

  • ...he has a problem...

  • My Tech Teacher....

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  • XD

    

  • fucking hell >_<

  • its every where

  • Shorts? I call lies.

  • bruno mars is watching this some were and saying yes yes yes yes yes

  • haha"chill out guys, ive got shorts on!"

  • Scarred for life...

    I love you BarkBaKer.

  • Why do I seriously find this to be better than the original version?

  • God! This BartBaker guy is HILARIOUS!

  • "its called knocking" haha

  • Oh my gosh...

  • Who wears sunglasses when they jack off?

  • @RRRRRRRRynEdwrds  What kind of person doesn't Wear sunglasses ?

  • whean my dad saw that in his history i was like dad wtf are u up 2 ? ^^ ^^

  • clear the history probaly we all do that GOOD JOB !

  • omg super freaky

  • ohhhyehhh!

  • descibes my brother

  • This guy is so horny

  • He*

  • Hey looks like Leonardo Dicaprio

  • lol he watches ga* po**

  • sounds like me typical 15 year old well except for the midget porn 

  • WOW i like your eyes

  • U suck

  • he looks like lars ulrich

  • Midget porn?????

  • ExiledPowers: yea it will you'll just have to pay for it

  • SOPA and PIPA wont let u jerk off...

  • Scootallday004 no he wasn't or you would have to be 18 to watch

  • He said he doesn't feel like picking up his cell and yet he picks it up when he gets a text from his dad

  • 214 girls disliked this

  • lets put ron paul in jail for advertising 15 min ad on youtube asshole!

  • DAM

    .ASS

  • no one wants to rape gay ass

  • Awesome.

  • AHHHHHHHH

  • awsome

    

  • Hes a leftie;P Lmao.

  • why are the lubes happy when there going to die by this guy?

  • @FlameingToxicSkull We all need to get used at some point.

  • Clear history just reminded me how do you clear history i have like 100 spell fails on google that keep poping up and i cant remove them :(

  • I wonder Wht that video was about? :P

  • ewwwwwwww

  • i thought it was "jack off"

  • THIS IS GROSS BUT FUNNY

  • 0:50 ROFL.=))

  • 0:32 Yucks </3

  • 0:38 guess that whole "not picking up my cell" thing didnt work

  • Genius...

  • chill he even said he had shorts on before chill

  • U BETTER HAVE SHORTS ON BUDDY!!

  • @iluvyoshi7940 he does chill

  • omg tht is so fuckin funny

  • allyuh rel vicey boi

  • this video made me search midget porn for the first time 0.o

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  • lol ever hardcore at 1:29

  • bruno mars made a parody of this :(

  • He was watching Sexy Grandpa Dance! O_O"

  • auto f.............tune

  • The cooriography is great xD and it sounds like it really should be playd on the radio xD

  • Jiz in my pants...

  • i always thought the opening line should be "today i dont feel like doing anyone"

  • @AstrioOfficial thts good

  • replay!

  • fuck u

  • u are fucking stupid

  • thats ot right atall. lttle children could be watchng this!! then they will be asking ad showig their parents!!!

  • @Mrskezzy1999 Then their parents should watch their kids better.

  • @RENOGUY777 true

  • o.e im on the wierd side of youtube again

  • girls my age (i'm 17) even admit they know every guys has or does jerkoff.... whats the big deal... we can't get sex at that time and were horny... sometimes things gotta be done yourself ;D

  • You gonna jerk off the whole day! That is a lot of lube.

  • Everything Thats Uncensored Is Better.

  • If ur angry on what he is doing if he is really doing it MY favorite line heard at ahmed and salim: YOU PUSSY xD peace.

  • is jerkin and masterbating the same thing?

  • @yourface681 no shit, sherlock

  • @IplayUwatchME i didnt know, jeeze, ur a bitch

  • @yourface681 Yup.

  • @yourface681 ask your mother

  • @killerkombat428 NOOO she doesnt even know that i watched this

  • @yourface681 yes

  • @yourface681 Yes. Yes it is.

  • @yourface681 kinda

  • @yourface681 ya ikr fail

    

  • @yourface681 yes

  • @yourface681 you r soooooooo fucking stupid

  • @alex1999rocks NO! i am not i just didnt know something that only weirdos and boys know! jeeze, who peed in your cheerios this morning?

  • @yourface681 yes jerking is just a slang word for masterbate

  • @yourface681 Yes

  • Dude Your A Bad Influence!! Shame On You .... SMDH -___-

  • @MelyDee99 does smdh mean "suck my dick hun"?

  • @yourface681 Shake my damn head idiot