CH Live: NYC - Adam Newman

[TheHorrorOfYig]

Mr. Newman...thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[lc10am]

am I the 100,000th viewer?!?!

[anandereiraj]

226 people are bon jovi fans

[hijklmnoport]

That album cover was actually the number one most controversial album cover ever.

[702homie]

that was funny, true or not, made me laugh.

[gunglitcher]

That was funny but only half of it was partially correct, Its not a known fact whether Eurnonymous ate his brains or not, and Burzum didn't kill Eurononymous because he thought he was more evil he did it out of self defence/hatred for him for stealing his money from his CD's Eurnonymous was selling. Anyways, I got a pretty good chuckle from this!

[IMHOLUKE]

I think its hilarious that th Mayhem incident was included in stand up comedy decades later :P

[Jigsaw135]

omg bon jovi got raped

too bad about dead though



[666WormInfested666]

Euronymous said he NEVER ate any part of dead but he had intended too

[buttpenisfaggot]

this sucked ass. who the fuck is this skinny idiot?

[wonderwhix]

@buttpenisfaggot

I'd rather look at him than look at your mom's transexual cock.

[marcopolo359]

@wonderwhix is that a cock that has a pussy?

[mhick3y]

"You look Horrified"  LOL

[fooshfoosh]

soooooo metal

[convanbox]

this is fucking funny as shit

[aveahhmight]

Vh1's most metal moment NUMBER 69

[Flipp2w0]

The best of the suicide was the suicide note saing something like:

Sorry for the mess, the knife was just not metall enough. and sorry for firing the shotgun indoor.

[Wolfsblood6]

all it said was "please excuse the blood"

hahaha morbidly funny

[TheSweetteen16]

So funny

[cannibalcorpse500]

mayhem is a great band

[BellaElla665]

FAIL.

[dicki1ad]

LOL, very nice. Good point?

[McTiasR]

look up kyle cease thats a real comedian

[jwilla11]

Is this supposed to be funny? WTF

[allegra11293]

the fact that it was number 69 was the funny part. and that bon jovi beat it was the funny part. that the gross part about the metal band.

[sean9820]

Is this the guy from road trip?

You know the one...

[nicked0ff]

nope

[XXHendriX]

not dj qualls or w/e his name is

[lovestopanic]

yeah! so metal!!! this makes me glad.

[hineighbor]

This guy is horrible and will never make it.

[Cottenballz93]

Thank you for your OPINION... :)

[IMgoingtoupthepunx]

MAYHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It wasnt the bassist that killed euronamus retard. It was varg of burzum

[rozennightshade]

Varg WAS the bassist! Derp!

[IMgoingtoupthepunx]

It was a one man band, dumbfuck.

[rozennightshade]

Yes, I know Burzum was a one man band. But... Varg was indeed the bassist for Mayhem during 1992-1993. Who's the "dumbfuck" now?

[IMgoingtoupthepunx]

Um you still, I never said varg wasnt the bassist from mayhem did I? so go fuck yourself.

[rozennightshade]

Well, I didn't gather that from what you originally said. Seems like you didn't know, as you didn't address my statement. lol

[xxDamageincxx]

Soooo funny

[soratimon17]

this guys actually good =)

[iloveursis]

yeah man, i cant belive bon jovi would be metal, hes so fucking gay.

[Jessica101Nicole]

ima bon jovi fan and ha i thought what he said was funny i laugh every time

[risbolla]

Mayhem was and still is a bunch of sissy Oslo boy toys. Wow, cutting yourself? Good thing he killed himself before he could spread his worthless pussywhipped genes around.

Mayhem makes Bon Jovi look like Hitler.

[iloveursis]

dead is mentally insane u dumbass.

[Ramsystem101]

faggot. Mayhem rips bon jovi to shreds

[Enticon]

still, Bon Jovi has nothing to do with metal, and the whole self-cutting and all that bullshit isn't related to REAL metal either.. But i'm not saying Mayhem is bad ass.. I'm just saying Bon Jovi isn't.

[GtheMVP]

Someone get this guy a slice of bread.

[IAmATampon]

haha, it's true, it is number 69! and bon jovi is number 61!!!

[mucmucvi]

Bon Jovi is awesome you piece of shit

[chuckb11]

Nope.

[Cutabee]

Calm down.

[mucmucvi]

"deep breath" ok i'm calm now

[PurelyUnpure]

I actually heard about that story with that band and the album cover.

I don't know about the rest of it though...

[drumminjk924]

Awesome!! Bon Jovi in now way deserves to be described as Metal. Anyone who thinks so is stupid.

[MogensRS]

This was a good video

[dispoasbleheroes]

MAYHEM!!!

[OblivionJake]

just looked up the story and that is really intense...i cant believe thats real

[TheSilentCircus11]

Haha wow, that was really funny

[UKFoodChannel]

WTF so shit not unny

[itmabob]

420th!!...jk

lyk it matters, imm an even number, biatch!! :PP

[EvanSawyer4]

you're "comment pot"

[mnmkidd]

Awesome!

[griffin456456456]

that was funny

[iEatEvilForLunch]

lol that was a lot funnier than i expected...

[Getchapull616]

ahhahaha, loved it ! I'm norwegian.. Got a friend that loves Mayhem , heard all about that story before.. haha!

[olekiz92]

im Norsk Og jeg er stolt av det men halooo mayham hahahaha ahahahaha jajajajaja

[MrDDoc]

awful

[MrDDoc]

was

[MrDDoc]

that

[15writergirl]

i wonder wat # 1 was

[JellyBeansUnited]

umm, actually it wasn't the bass player who killed euronymous, it was a guy named Varg Vikernes...

[Gwaziiscorner]

Varg used to be the bass player of mayhem

[JellyBeansUnited]

Oh... my bad :P

[Gwaziiscorner]

Well, not sure if he was the bass player at the time of the murder, but he was the bass player at one point :)

[heisntseriousishe]

Meh he was better then the other ones i guess..

[LydiaKelso123]

what a fucktard, everyone loves bon jovi. that crowd just laughed cus they know its gonna be on the website.

[DudeMakeLoveNotWar]

Really? Everyone loves Bon Jovi? I think you might be exaggerating a bit there. "Everyone" loves Rihanna too. Doesn't mean she makes good music.

[swaboo]

All the CH Live videos suck. i wish they were on a separate channel so they would't happear in my subcription.

[SantyMOD]

Agreed.

[O4archer]

F5 refreash page w/o adds.

also he was a lot better than the others

[myboybovice]

i didnt even start with adds :D

[Uinb]

Yeh, he was better than the rest.

[XxeghoffxX]

i actually thought he was pretty good :)

[carpet5698]

another shit standup comidian on CH. no surprises there

[hardrain08]

that was new

[whoagreg23]

The ads before these videos are fucking retarded.

[DragonRomer]

What ads?

[Blythe31]

most CHlive's performances are shit.

[swatus]

Stop fooling us with fake laughs, cause this guy totally suck....

[funyellowpills]

this guy sucs

[SDLChannel]

whats number one?

[Absence7]

Haha that was pretty good! Great job Adam Newman, you made me laugh.

[Tomas9308]

arts and crafts haha

[SoupCan113]

Everybody in the first shot, they're legs were all crossed haha. Random observation.

[dylan9236]

ha ha this guy is great, love the delivery

[Devinw9]

Blah comedy.

[guy12343456]

He didn't actually make stew out of the brains. XD

But everything else is true.

The bassist, Varg, stabbed the guitarist due to money problems and self-defense.

[FascistKingDave]

Varg killed Euronymous also because he felt Euroynmous was ripping him off, because he was running the record label.

[chuy2kol4u]

yeah!!! Mayhem!!!

[KamuiTa]

Bon Jovi SUCKS.

[PolarOpposites12]

the last part was daniel tosh

[brrnay]

polar opposites you a modest mouse fan? what do you mean, is the bon jovi bit a daniel tosh thing? i read this before watching and was waiting for him to pop up. ha.

[PolarOpposites12]

yea i am

its just that at the end he says "and your wrong"

and thats something daniel always does

sorry for misleading you hahaha

[Blackhawk9188]

I did not like that at all. I thought it was a terrible bit. :(

[dovermoreno]

Adam is the MAN !!

[Gosu117]

I think that was the funniest Collge humour stand up I have seen.

[summerwinds05]

haha

[wo0dymispk]

Adam Old man

[AllyRegins]

Too bad the Mayhem facts are a bit wrong. Mayhem is one crazy arse band, I ended up at one of their shows by mistake at a Metal festival and I was like "WTF? Why is he wearing a raincoat a rolling around screaming in blood with a pigshead on top of his head?"

That's not music to me.

[franka64]

Nope, the mayhem facts are true.

But the band say he didn't make a stew from his brain, but he did in fact make a neclace out of his skull fragments. Isn't that just amazing?

[AllyRegins]

Ok, they were kinda true. Varg/Greven/The Count wasn't even in the band at the same time as Dead if I'm correct, Occultus was but he quit when Dead killed himself. And the stew bit was probably wrong.

[MutantZombe]

i know it's alittle creeper

[jrocks5000]

your a bon jovi fan and ur wrong.....i gotta use that

[lucasfilth]

lol black metal stand up is original

[sth209]

That is true actually. NBM is fucked up.

[BaphometStudios]

half true

[sebab92]

this cant be true? im norwegian and ive never heard about any of this:P havent heard about the band either

[HansMacMartin]

use wikipedia if ur in any doubt of the bands existence, or another webpage or a book maybe :)

[BaphometStudios]

wikipedia? seriously? lol

[DeadlyReverie]

It's actually true! The only part of it that's wrong is that Dead's brains were NOT made into a stew and eaten, and the pictures of Dead were stolen and used as a cover for a bootleg CD.

[BaphometStudios]

its true except for the brain stew part and the bassist getting mad for him being more evil or w/e bassist did kill euronymous though and did stab him 23 times due to an argument that escalated

[kingchyzer]

Metal is so weird.

[jowens308]

shit

[bapthiser]

Proves reality sometimes is the most hilarious.

[shamoni8]

damn... that Norwegian story is true! i checked their wiki after this and its true! crazy ass shit. the bass player was released from prison earlier this year. he was also convicted of burning 4 churches. fucked up shit

[Crobbins2103]

Varg vikerns killed Euronymous from mayhem. And then burnt 3 churches down. Alot of black metal has weird crap happen.

[Fire74blade]

this was awesome!!

[TVFilmGameCritic]

This was surprisingly good for a College Humour Live video.

[PankakesNoMustard]

poor quality

[rocknrollguru23]

As a metal fan, I actually got quite a kick out of this.

[roAchSteW]

nice routine :)

[ty015ty]

jeg er fra norge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[TheMugglepuff]

Heia Norge :D

[MorganHJK]

Jaaa, Norge :P

[sebab92]

:DDD

[BetaBreak]

\m/ metal \m/

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[simnos1]

Liked it

[majit90]

what?? wannwbe sweds?? stupidest thing ive ever heard...

[pederpbsds]

IM FROM NORWAY!

JEG ER FRA NORGE!

[themixedupdude]

m2 ;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D

[whizwoop]

NOORWAY IS MA BAYBEH!!!!!!!!!

[thenick1513]

Can't... Stop... Laughing...

[AL3XTH3LARG3]

5 stars for slamming bonjovi and the rest was pretty funny too.

[ristaso]

Everyone ofcourse..

[jackradcliffe993]

the funny bit is that most of it is true

[ghosthusler]

FIRST!!!!!!

[BetaBreak]

Norway pwns... ;)

[XXHendriX]

they r just wannabe swedes ;P

[SmileFIN]

who the fuck would want to be a swede??

[cycoturkey101]

kinda funny 4/5

[johnforce44]

lool this guy is funny

[ThatFunnyMann]

Wire On The Ground Looks Like A Dick

[robotfamilygchicken]

hahaha ur comment was the only thing that made me laugh on this page

[Skullz747]

lmao, good eye for dick.

[ilgoga]

If angel Drew Barrymore says Bon Jovi is metal, he's metal to me!

[ilgoga]

('he' maybe should be 'they')

[rashaverak7]

good until the point he fucks up the whole mayhem history. euronimous was killed by vikernes from burzum, who only colaborated with mayhem after necrobutcher left the band due to dead's death. it had nothing to do with the singer's death. good stand up, but man, dont fuck up the story. thumbs down

[jordancayco]

finally a horribly-made joke that works. thanks adam!! its funny! :)

[EzaroWorld]

this 1 was funny :)

[YourKungFuSux]

For ocne the stand-ups are ACTUALLY funny.

[sweetspeed21]

FAIL.

[mk49xxx]

Funny stuff. Lol

Thus, I have a sense of humor. =p

[Pillat07]

Yeah,

that was funny when he went into the VH1 bit.