Brasseye - Cake (made up drug)

[TheSolidJake]

DAMN THOSE SICK BASTARDS.

[gmcandrew116]

cool thwaxon charlie LOL

[eonnoe]

cake or death?

[GrantMarshall47]

wtf... idiots!



[Cruithne3753]

Anyone think the way Rolf says "industrial dye" sounds sort of cool?

[Goat777Face]

The music is quite similar to what I listen to...

[colquest]

You've heard what Bernard Manning said....lol

[piratesofbenspants]

Chris Morris was sacked on the very first day of his very first job working in the media. He got a job as a studio technician at BBC Radio Bristol and became so bored with the pomposity of the presenters, he pumped the presenter's sound booth full of helium live on air. Genius like that happens once in a lifetime.

16 dislikers could suck the life out of a star system.

[japanesesweet]

Truth be told 70% of the UK population would be hoodwinked by these ingenious scripts. I include myself in this statistic.

[joemack13]

@japanesesweet people say whatever to look credible and intelligent, no matter how stupid it sounds (see The Day Today- soul reversal)

[PolitelyHomicidal]

I used to be a custard gannet, but I kicked cake...now I'm on biscuits.

[MetaCraken]

15 people entered the nightmare of CAKE.

[martinbizarro]

i shouldn't watch this while eating my dinner.

[ffwrchamotobeics]

The best.

[SpamSpu]

one girl threw up 'er own pelvis bone.

[SuzLa1]

Aww nobody should do that to good old Rolf Harris.

[mikflaherty]

funny because this is actually happening right now in the uk media over 2 people dying after taking a legal high......mixed with alcohol of course..........shatnas basson, i'd forgotton about that hahahahaha

[LampoCastor]

'Cried all the water out of his body', pure gold!

[thewinebottle]

i want some cake.

[DigitalFumino]

This video may not be suitable for minors. Idiot flaggers, go whine elsewhere

[givethedjabj]

Hattie Jacques pretentious cheese wog !!!

[ffwrchamotobeics]

@givethedjabj True Genius!

[bibowski]

i forgot how great this was.... so bizarre

[animalzoo123]

I wanna get that shirt with the people skewered by the syringe, its funny..anyone know if I can get it somewhere?

[takerdemon]

just type brass eye t-shirt into google and tons of them come up available for sale

[andyc15nich]

Brilliance...

[comaninezero]

'what a fucking disgrace' lol

[bweather20]

The cake is a lie

[alapishi]

This is fucking amazing.

Brass Eye for life!

[1337ASM]

" If time is a drug, then big ben is a HUGE syringe that is injecting it into the sky, but this is cake.."

[jumptrax]

take care noel

[JohnSimpson12]

he thought he had a month to cross the road... best line ever

[Vegannibal]

LOL! I'm a raver and this is hilarious :) (I don't do the random cocktail of meth-based crud known as "e").

[Bigbluntman]

Real E isn't a 'random cocktail' or crud.

Pure E is great so long as you don't do it on a regular basis. I'm not a raver, but I do party quite alot. I know most of the major party drugs, but E is by far the best.

[eviljester1987]

Do You Know... Ecstasy

Street Name: E, XTC, Adam, the love drug

What is it?

The chemical name for ecstasy is 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetam­ine, or MDMA. The chemical structure and the effects of MDMA are similar to amphetamine (a stimulant) and to mescaline (a hallucinogen).

[Freecell82]

It's not real? I guess you could say the cake is a lie.

[jimbobjimminy]

*claps*

you got there before me my friend

[mitch2515]

What cunt flagged this??

[IonPetru]

Obviously someone who's got damage to their Shatner's Bassoon.

[carledge29]

cake is a made up drug...lol..oh god. How gullible. This seemed to work though. What a bunch of shrub rocketeers.

[cakeisamadeupdrug]

Chris Morris: he has a film coming out in the cinema funded by Film Four. It was rejected by BBC and C4 (I assume because it's too controversial).

The subject? Wannabee suicide bombers :D

Christ, how does Morris keep a straight face/voice when that politician suggests discussing the topic in parliament.... I couldn't do it.

[Drew82a]

'let them eat cake'!!!

[gazkil]

"If you're sick on this stuff you can puke yourself to death,what a fucking disgrace" Wise words from a fat damaged man.

[IonPetru]

I see this has been flagged! Now how are our children going to learn about the horrors of cake?!

[borosilverback]

Chris Morris - comedy genuis!!

[beanson99]

take care and I really mean take care

lol

[cman5445]

i like cake

[Drew82a]

Bruno Brooks was out his face on cake!!

[kiriyama79]

I almost died laughing watching this on TV!

[666LG666]

Proppa Funni!

[CharitableView]

I need my clarky cat

[CharitableView]

Good old Noely. These are the hateful Tory thicky little fuc*kwits who have led us into total economic collapse. Anyone want to join me in shooting Noel Edmonds to death many times? Not too late. I wish peace towards all human beings on this planet. Except him. He is the devil.

[danshaggy292]

Actually I could do with some Hattie Jacques' Pretentious Cheese Wog

[pondeversion]

Jeez they'll just say anything they're told won't they. Talking heads!

"If you want to be part of the summer of death!"

[romerosuperstar]

Justb imagine how his mother felt, it's a fuckin disgrace!

[joebroad]

oh, my shatner's bassoon!!!

[irishbloke99]

rofl;

Jesus this video is just so funny i died laughing at it.

[rkid201178]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Fucking outrageous!

[gladroad]

You've heard what bernard manning said.

[guitardiary]

Sheer genius

[spitroastfor6]

basildon puke plate haha! chris morris is a fucking genius! use your cheese box fukd an bombd!

[Shiruvi]

Rolf Harris, NOOOOOO! Dx

Why was this flagged? ._. -does not compute-

[pukec13]

there so fucking retared.

"this is a made up drug..........made up by chemical" twat

[dreadmorayeel]

Shatner's Bassoon....ha ha ha...Noel Edmonds-what a twat!

[naseeba2]

if time is a drug then big ben is a huge needle injecting it into the sky....lmao, nearly died choking on diet coke

[badbob992]

and tell em 2 fuck off

[jakehn87]

Will you enter the nightmare of cake now?

[craigdelvecchio]

by sick bastards! so so funny

[beefychew]

haha the bernard manning bit are funny as fuck

[karledge26]

I'm never taking cake ever again. I don't want czech neck.

[Damien558]

Ha Ha Bernard Manning you thick racist cunt

[joshmfleet]

ha ha funny as fuck

[iminthestatic]

'cake is a made-up drug..

..it's not made from plants'

hahahaha. oh my dayz. i just bought the whole series on dvd.. so glad i did.

[GiggWorm]

He's making a film about islamic terrorists

can't wait

[xHateDrivenSoul]

"one girl... threw up her own pelvis bone!"

ROFL!!!

[bukkakeblackbelt]

"he thought he had a month to cross the road..."

[NewarkWilder]

czech neck! hahaha

[jasminegreen1985]

hahah

[wingedserpant]

I think most of the celebrities know its a joke and are just going along with it.

[b3n160591]

No they didn't, after the the program aired, they all complained except Neil Fox.

[Katesmith1138]

duh....thick celebs...FUKD & BOMBED....lol

[dandom666]

And they play music like... this!

"Phtt"

[bender970]

"Shatner's Bassoon" rofl

[maxi85maxi]

don't be a custard gannet.... use your cheesebox kids!

[bcn00000]

"he thought he'd got a month to cross the street" hahaha

[yidarmy84]

ponce on the heath!! I cried laughing!

[smurfinpsp]

czech neck!

[jeffspicoli171182]

they actually brought this up for discussion in parliament lol.

[Johnboyw1982]

this show 1st aired in 1997.

[urockmysox1401]

is this real?

[davejuk]

It aired on channel 4 in 2001. It's a real show, cake is a made up drug, and they were pranking the celebrities they got on the show.

[sportsportsport]

what a fucking disgrace haha

[knarfb92]

Yeah i'll enter the nightmare of cake

[IHateTheBBC]

the only time ive laughed at bernard manning

[simonmarsh02]

What a fucking disgrace!lol

[D90DOV5]

Where do they sell 'cake' by the way??

Ann Parker

5 Hunter Avenue

Ardrossan

Ayrshire

KA22 8BD

UNITED KINGDOM

I do real cake!

[LMAODOODZ]

/YAYAAHAHHAA CAKE

[ErikssonAttack]

what a fucking disgrace LMAO

[porksidewarrior]

one girl threw up her own pelvisbone,,,its a fucking disgrace,,,,LOL

[MirrorSymmetry]

Shatners bassoon.I often wondered what was happening when i took drugs.now i know.F*** off Edmonds

[dazafc]

LMFBO!! Funniest of all the Brass Eye wind-ups! THE DOG'S BOLLOX!!

Where do they sell 'cake' by the way??

[IIIZhouYu]

"Remember, Cake is a made up drug"

[juga0nought]

i love the cake music

[zazkad]

spunkybackpack lolol

[BarkersEggs81]

ponce on the heath / cool thwacks and charlie.

I nearly pissed myself.

[takethis888]

... "loony toad quack", "spunky backpack" ... these people need to take themselves a little less serious

[plachi77]

Bernard Manning- "What a fucking disgrace"

I literally cry with laughter whenever i see this.

[awesomerape]

HAHA BERNARD MANNING YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[leftovercrizack86]

call manning yet you got a username awesomerape!?

[Deathcoptertrick]

i want to be part of the summer of death

[JordanG247]

lol, this is awesome

[cozymonk]

feels like you have a month, unless your the unlucky guy who crosses the street and gets hit by a truck. he thought he had a month to cross the street.

I lol'd

[cozymonk]

a second feels like a month* my b

[cookiesandcartoons]

I'm really caked right now.

[TommyLePoo]

i love all chriss morriss's stuff, but do all these famouse people actually believe this? or are they acting?

[kohhna]

No, they actually are that guilable. Some people will get all self-reitcheous over the most minimal of information. See for instance the people getting all excited over an artist who supposedly starved a dog to death for art (but did nothing of the sort).

[de6vi6lo6ck]

oh no, i think i had too much! my shatner's bassoon is starting to pulse. Why is it taking me 5 days to type this one message?

[clw99]

one girl threw up her own pelvis bone... ROFLMAO

[MisterShazam]

The way he spins the tape deck out of shot at 5.20! I'm a custard gannett gimme some loony toad quack , joss acklands spunky backpack or Tripple sod . Are you the boz-boz?

[Oli3TB76]

czech-neck LMAO

fuck you bernard! RIP my arse!

[stevebritgimp]

His lair!

[RyderN7]

I need some 'Chronic bazzled and donuts' and some Lunitode Quack LOL

[McGraw127]

chronic basildon donuts

[theoriginaloc]

basildon not bazzled-and you mong

[aidospud]

fuckin hilarious. cake is a made up drug

[paullibertine]

yeah fuckin sound this shit init mate ,im on bear cake mate init fucker an bombed init

[SMlTHY10]

gud call man!!!

[rupeshbhatt]

i dont know how the camera people kept a straight face on this. absolute genius

[malsahth]

legend!!!!

[Deanbagdude]

I can tell Noel must of done loads of takes doing those scences, watch his face you can tell.

[menotyou66]

back at ya bro ;) crimsonlung(dung) is an embarrassment to most americans. the dumb shit probably worships the equally inept george w bush. lol!

[electricmoonmonkey]

no one was acting, they were duped

[Nillea88]

Which of the people in the video were NOT acting? I guessed the politician, but are there more? I wouldn't know since I don't know british celebs :/ Anyone who knows?

[hiimbarryscott]

All the people talking about cake are real celebs, the only person acting is the presenter and the tv crew.

[hiimbarryscott]

That was in response to the question about who is acting..but it pasted it separately..

[jabberwock01]

Saw it originally. It's GREAT! Showing up pompous fools for what they are.

[Reluctant5]

It gets with age. Wonderful

[jexxybwoy]

People don't listen to what their saying!!

Brilliant though, I wish that they would bring this back.

[bender970]

ROFL at shatner's bassoon

[dx7tnt]

Shatner's Bassoon!

[IntercitySwallow]

"Joss Ackland's Spunky Back"

[magicdosh]

Playing music that sounds like this "phtt!" !!

[mrfracas]

Great clip. But the '...f*** off' bit is chopped off the end!

[ErnieDanzigYEAH]

I remember seeing this in London in the nineties. Chris Morris is a genius.

Such a great sketch; I'm pretty sure it laid the groundwork for all of the work the Daily Show correspondents have done in the States.

[Chuichupachichi]

Proof that soberiety kills brain cells!

[mostyn0707]

what a gullible society

[r34ver]

lmfao "it's a fookin disgrace"

[ki55miass]

one girl threw up her own pelvis bone...lmfao!!!!

[richiology]

"Shatner's Bassoon"!!!!

[stevensmtd]

"cake is a bysterbile cranabolic anphetamoid...which is a made up, psychoactive chemical"...brilliant!!! chris morris is a genius!

[phoboshobo]

Edmonds can talk, he works with dealers.

[Tilehurst]

WIN

[bladey3k]

lol, quality

[divlino]

Czech Neck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andrewjames1986]

me and rondrick ate 19 cakes and then he did a wee in my uncle's iron lung.

[nikklittle]

Unfortunately they did all believe it, they just read off a sheet and didn't think about it. Disturbingly funny.

[onceuponatimeonyoutu]

bernard manning R.I.P.

[brhodes0]

prepare yourself for all the right-on twats to bombard you with abuse!

[DISHOFTHEDAY69]

LMFAO at Joss Ackland's spunky backpack!

[Iluvanonymous]

DELICIOUZ CAEK!!

I MUST eat it!

[idasputem]

Cake was introduced by the C.I.A. Wake up people!

[kukol]

I cant wake up, i ate 2 cakes, man!

[geeklesheekle]

they didnt think about what they were reading, they just thought, "this is a good cause to be associated with" and took the chance they had, it right funny

[zanejamal]

No it wasnt for a laugh. The believed it. Thats their job, to just read of a prompter. They didnt think about it.

[spitfire262]

They didn't actually believe it, they would just have done it for a laugh and the money.

[joshspinks]

Its a fuckin disgrace!

always has me in tears.

[brhodes0]

guaranteed to crack me up.

[Malacia]

It's hilarious but kind of harsh and unfair to call the people who took it seriously as "dumb".

[DHAR3070]

They should have been more critical, instead of quick to jump on a bandwagon to show the public how anti-drug they are.

[AlexFictionFriction]

sick bastads!

[TeenMME]

HAtty Jakes pretencious cheese wog

[snowjustice]

he thought he had a month to cross the street. lol

[DyNaCoR3]

Shatners bazoon! Hahahaha...