Take Him To Detroit

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

DETROITISCRAP FTW

you niggers and nigger lovers!!!!

[TheHumanDirigible]

Being a person who lives on the outskirts of the D, you know a city is scary as fuck if people who live in the same city are even scared to live in it.

This truly was a cruel form a punishment bestowed upon this man.

[gopconservative78]

Detroit=America's Baghdad

[kiuhy8]

ha ha classic :)

[thirdarc]

No, take him to Colby Kansas, where the satalite view looks like a color blind test card @_@

(yay for random statements!!!)

[kdrapertrucker]

I have the same reaction whenever I get sent to detroit.

[steelboned]

compared to Detroit confinement, the beheaded one got off easy.

[kiuhy8]

@steelboned ha ha :)

[epickett63]

Ah - "A Fistful of Yen"... :-)

[CheckM8King2]

I think this is from "Kentucky Fried Movie"...great scene!

[joeylodes]

Still Amazing!!!!

[Themakeshifthero]

To squeeze out info from the bad guys, FBI agents take terrorists Christmas shopping in Detroit

[specom]

@Themakeshifthero Ummm actually Detroit has the biggest arab population outside the middle east...

[Themakeshifthero]

@specom Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[RolexLAF]

@specom hat would be Dearborn Mi and thats also a Damn shame....

[specom]

@RolexLAF Arabs and Chaldeans are all over the Detroit area, so I said Detroit. Most people outside Michigan know fcukall about Dearborn. Besides they mostly live on the East side of Dearborn. The Italians, Irish and hillbilies are still holding onto West Dearborn and Dearborn Heights.

[steelboned]

@Themakeshifthero the top dogs are taken out shopping on black friday.

[str8beatbox]

whats this from?



[RaptureandZune]

In capitalist America, we say "Take Him To Linfen".

[flipskaterdave]

5 people are from Detroit

[Influx27]

Hmm, this was a lot funnier the way I remembered it.

[Trashcansam123]

Detroit used to be a thriving industrial city with millions, nowadays less than 7 hundred thousand. I went to a gallery with urban decay photography in Detroit, a nice place if your like urban spelunking into abandoned buidlings.....

[rasoros]

ya, in the movie he says "You can't scare me you slant eyed yellow bastard" ... that part was sloppily edited out.

[RealTalkification]

detroit isa a shithole

[FortitudeOfHeaven]

I like how he smirks a little before saying it. As if he's trying hard not to laugh, or is reveling in such a dastardly sadistic act. Or both.

[ragna06]

He beheaded the guy then have his body tortured?  0,O

[danning1]

@ragna06 It's a comedy. That's why it's funny, it would be pointless to torture someone after they're dead.

[laprofessorapai]

I live in Detroit but I find clip funny. Like any city, it all depends where you go.

[Writersblock39]

was....was that Dr. Who?

[TheDv8or]

Have fun with the Detroit bashing all you want, but hate speech terms will not be tolerated.

[Knepperify1]

@TheDv8or

PC Bullshit.

Your lack of tolerance for 'hate speech' terms offends me.

[SyvetheShairks]

@TheDv8or Oh, wee,wee,wee.

[SyvetheShairks]

@TheDv8or

Get rost.

[danno49]

Never gets old.

[stebalin]

4 people were taken to Detroit.

[TITFCUKER]

ahh the good ol D. its torture just thinking about it.

[TheRetirednavy92]

Funniest part of that movie. I must be sich tho, I like Detroit.

[Robbie59]

What's so terrible about Detroit ? (I'm not American)

[GRAFq]

@Robbie59

High poverty, high unemployment and loads of abandoned houses. Some parts look like a 3rd world country.

[Bigblackdacoolkat]

@Robbie59 Its popular culture Detroit has been the most dangerous city in America for years, its high unemployment and many empty buildings make it an eerie place to go. ( I live here in Detroit, its an alright place to live.

[kdrapertrucker]

@Robbie59 50 years of far left political control, Out of control entitlement spending & Big Union control have taken what used to be one of the most spectacular cities in America & turned it into a half deserted hellhole populated by Arab immigrants & those too poor to move away. city government wants to demolish whole swaths of the city & set up urban farmland. not that any farmer with any sense would use that land. the property taxes would be murder.

[fridaysindetroit]

I'm from Detroit and this clip makes me laugh every time!

And some of the ignorant, bigoted comments below mine are absolutely hilarious.

[cybersuh1]

Detroit is like a zoo without the cuteness.

[Postaldewd]

Detroit is a ghetto for poor black people.

[flaurosan]

@Postaldewd and eminem

[kingmalek]

I live in Detroit and I say cut my head off

[stephenparallox]

So true in 1977, so very VERY true in 2011 :)

[bizte]

You can hear this in The Left's "Real Detroit" song

[IndyTinTin85]

'Take him to Detroit' Not Detroit' ;)

[Zoso3759]

This is what Nick Fairley is saying...

[TheKiNgTaY313]

@Zoso3759 LMAO we aint that bad we will make it far this year or i should say next year if football ever comes back lol

[xQuickzx]

Living in MI this makes me lol.



[dionstap]

can someone explain to me? this joke is done in several of david zuckers films and i dont get it-whats so wrong with detroit??

[Clay3613]

@dionstap Because its a ghetto.

[romxxii]

@Clay3613 and because it's home to the Detroit Lions.

[Lgw1984]

@dionstap

Go to Detroit and figure it out, hahaha. Now seriously, the crime rate is very high due to: poverty, unemployement, "guettoing"...

[slcdario]

It's not funny, people... They are taking the guy to Detroit ! They are really gonna do that to him, soulless Asian bastards!! 

[Masounification]

lLOLOLOLLLOOLOLOL0OLOLOLOOLOLO­LOLLO0LKOLLLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOL­OOLOLOOLLOOL

[tobybirdmann]

haha!

[TimWeis75]

2 people are not scared of Detroit.

[XDpwnerXD]

@TimWeis75 chuck norris and morgan freeman..........they created detroit!

[mrkrl]

God this is so funny and so true at the same time....poor Detroit & it's only gonna get worse!

[foughtwolf]

My exact reaction to Detroit.

[falstoffe]

@DomIstKrieg I've been to Detroit. It looks like a nuclear bomb went off, literally. Rubble in the middle of the streets, buildings blown out, etc. In fact, a Nuclear bomb going off would probably IMPROVE the land values.

Look up here on youtube or elsewhere "Lost Detroit: City's majestic ruins."

[TWN321]

@falstoffe It sounds like you've only been to part of the city.. North and South Rosedale Park, Green Acres, Campus Martious are all very nice areas. The horrible parts of town do exist, but they are not the entire city.

[heat45jc]

what movie is this?

[yeastori]

@heat45jc kentucky fried movie

[moemeome]

@DomIstKrieg Nothing is wrong with Detroit!

[SWEP2AOTC2002]

@moemeome lol!

[JSona100]

@DomIstKrieg It's stuck in the 1800s, and there's so much crime because it's predominately nigger.

[tankster52]

Why did you (or whomever made the video) edit out the "slant-eyed bastard" part?

[Lomotilian]

@tankster52 I noticed that, too.  o_O

[nbcable]

@DomIstKrieg It is rundown, crime infested, and has no jobs(the car industry moved all its factories to Asia).

[DomIstKrieg]

@nbcable oh. Sounds like a few places i know.

[nbcable]

@DomIstKrieg Well Detroit is more like that then those other places.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

In nostalgia critic it was dubbed over to say "Show him batman and robin."

[rautry05]

Check out HeartAche & Pain music video by Detroit's own Seville ft. L.B on youtube.

It is definitely worth the watch!

[tehDman]

@rautry05 no

[RooCHToTB]

what the fuck

[anythingnew]

I would never want to go to Detroit....

[Brandvegn]

Kentucky Fried Movie

[JeffysPlayhouse]

slant-eye yellow basterd!

[eric777100763]

VERY FUNNY!!!!

[cornflakecwl]

BF.COTFTMFW

[n543576]

personaly i like detriot they have great food....thats about it lol

[supersimpsonsfan100]

I'm from the Detroit are and I know that it shares it's problems and issues but not all of Detroit is bad there are good parts and bad parts and as long as you stay away fromthe good parts then you feel fine walking around there. I'm so sick of people judgeing a place that they've never been to!!!

[ConnorDjMitchell]

@supersimpsonsfan100 stay away from the good parts? lolz.

im from highland park bro there arent any good parts.

[supersimpsonsfan100]

@ConnorDjMitchell My bad I meant stay away from the bad parts =P

[gloryboundkev]

Sweet home in Detroit, where the skies are so gray

Sweet home in Detroit, it's a nuthouse anyway.

[wild05fan]

Hahahaha so true! Such a garbage city. DeTOILET is more like it!!

[bnasty42987]

Man I love my city.. It ain't that bad 4real. Its just as bad as anywhere else tho.

[BoyScout1960]

Ah, some torments are just so hellish!

*Sigh*. But sometimes it must be done.

[dirtygreendetroit]

what they need to do is pickup a piece of paper

[BRIGHTMOOR1]

YES, DETROIT IS REALY F*CKED UP! CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS AND YOU'LL SEE SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE DETROIT THE WAY IT IS.

[JEDI7ACEN]

Yeah there are cities worst than Detroit, but they are just stuck on it because it's now sterotypical. From the 70's T.V. shows like Baretta,Starsky and Hutch, Barnaby Jones, and more, all the local criminal were like just minor and when the Big Boss needed serious muscle he call for some guys from Detroit.

Detroit A.K.A. Motown, you all grew up loving the music, raised by that music or try to make music that good. Where you living at that's so great that you can talk sh*t?

[KungFuRascals3]

Does it seem like that guy is trying not to laugh after saying "Now, take him to be tortured!"?

[velveeta33]

i live in detroit, and our felonious ex mayor is the best thing about it, sad to say.....

[Danizzz8]

lol

wtf -- why Detroit gotta be labeled in such a way?

As mentioned, its other cities thats more fucked up than ours, RT

[ryecatcher25]

@Danizzz8 lol it funny because its so true. detroit is like a zoo without the metal bars. just a bunch of animals feeding off of each other. if a massiv torando were to wipe detroit off the face of the map, newspapers would write "...and nothing of value was lost."

[Danizzz8]

@ryecatcher25 Thats The Problem, People Constantly Degrade The City & Its Not Even THAT Bad. Yea We Have Crime But As I Mentioned, There Are A lot Of Other Cities With Just As Much Dirt. Just Because We Dont Hear As Much About It Doesnt Mean It Doesnt Exist Elsewhere

[kiannamarie12]

I dnt believe detroit is as bad as everyone makes it out to be because there are wort cities

[Stompajiggayo]

@kiannamarie12 Nopppppppppeeeeeeeeee

[ewoods819]

detroit is torture. believe me,,,i live there

[CrookedMC]

Skrapz - Just Alright

this track samples this movie at the end

[poolshark98]

thats the rawest line i've ever heard. great sample for hip hop track.

[2012icon]

lmao

[RaptureandZune]

@Glaurung13 Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

[Tr3ySw4g]

I've lived in Detroit my entire life and have seen so many people talk shit about it over THE INTERNET especially racist stereotypical fucks who never been to Detroit their just speaking on what they see in the news but I bet none of them would ever come to Detroit and walk around and say the shit you type on YouTube

[ISSTPskater]

@Tr3ySw4g

I totally agree with you.

Until last year I lived on east-side for almost 15 years, and it wasn't all that bad.

One simply has to watch their ass and be careful.......................­.SAME as in any other big city.

[TheMidcoast1]

@Tr3ySw4g Your are so right and you know what else? our own damn media in the city including individuals who live in the surrounding areas of Detroit are the worst critics. Many are so racist that they never realized what they are doing. They r cutting off their noses spite their faces. So ignorant & hateful....dont even realize that when they bad mouth Detroit they are bad mouthing the entire region.

[hardstyle905]

@Tr3ySw4g well you are 100% right. We wouldn't. I'd kill myself if I had to go to Detroit.

[FullMetalNinja001]

What worst than Detroit? Missouri!

[PDOG313]

LMAO dude chops his head off ,then say take him to be torture

[22reTOYOTA]

Why did all the blacks move to Detroit? They heard there was no work.

[LloydChristmas777]

@22reTOYOTA, I've been to the welfare office in my area. Believe me, most of them weren't black. But I won't pain you to guess what ethnicity they were. You won't like it.

[22reTOYOTA]

@LloydChristmas777 Hmmm..Lets see..A bunch of white, lazy,pinko UAW clowns? I would not find that hard to believe. The most money making business in Detroit I think would be a bar.

[theangel2g]

@22reTOYOTA TOPLESS BAR!

[22reTOYOTA]

@theangel2g Just as long as they take a goverment check.

[hardstyle905]

@LloydChristmas777 I love smart talk from anti white smartasses. The said welfare office is probably in the white part of town too right?

Have you been to every single welfare office in the country? Also, I won't pain you to guess what welfare statistics look like. You won't like it. Because there is a greatly disproportional amount of Blacks on welfare.

[LloydChristmas777]

@hardstyle905, 1) You assume I'm anti-white; I'm not, I sex girls of all ethnicities; 2) Why would I need to go to every welfare office? Did you do that before you angrily replied to me?; 3) I testified to my experience; I never claimed anything outside of what I said; 4) I live in a very multicultural city, and so it remains, most people on welfare in my city are white,so you and your angry, and very likely racist rant. is... wrong. You mam, are a biggot and a hypocrite.

[hardstyle905]

@LloydChristmas777 I'm a bigot, racist, and a hypocrite for stating facts? Wow. Anything you wish bro. It's not hurting me tho since unlike you, I'm not a liberal. So go scream "racist" elsewhere.

But I admit I was expecting this. When liberals lose an argument they yell "racist". Just like Blacks.

[kastaway2]

F- Not an exact quote : i.e. "you slanty eyed yellow bastard" Better edit this for the children. I rate this as an absolute F-. It is like watching "Blazing Saddles" on network television.

[freshooom25]

XD hahah!!

[konman001]

Cuts off his head

"take him to be tortured"

LOLZ

[djsquirt313]

haha thats an awesome quote. Detroit fucking rules. If you don't like it stay the fuck out....simple as that.

[ryecatcher25]

@djsquirt313 don't worry most people do sty the eff out of detroit.

[paclives692002]

most you pussies on here wouldnt last a day in the D... so thats funny..

[crissangeloyal]

YEA DETROIT!

[garet300]

Detroit has same ethnicity,culture,crime rate and culture as Haiti.Rest everyone can figure it out.

[TheBadGuysWon]

wrong, wrong, wrong, absolutely wrong

[heyitsmejojo]

@TheBadGuysWon funny funny funny detroit is a joke!! see the movie used the city as a joke and i thought it was grat

[paclives692002]

and youre a cocksucker! har har har

[seeohhdee]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[barcode0954]

Detroit and haiti are wauyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y different im from detroit culture is different, ethnicity is different. what makes you think a island is compare able to a major USA city Now i would understand if you said a place like flint Mi or chicago IL or philly are like detroit Major citys with a high crime rate. but haiti is more comparble with jamcaca or even cuba excluding ethnicty and some what culture .......but not any USA city

[themoz3]

the film is "Kentucky Fried Movie." - a classic

[9N8X]

Not Detroit!

[akidforever92]

y do they torture him after they kill him

[abwiz74]

@akidforever92

Because it's a comedy and it's silly.

[mi6QBranch]

Take Him to Rush Hour 3 and make him watch it twice!

[KungFuRascals3]

0:20 How did he say that without laughing? LOL!

[berik1985]

But why is he yelling like a girl? Is Detroit so bad? And what is this movie named? I wanna see it! Nice special effects with the headchopping shit:D!

[jvidell]

@berik1985:

I believe it is from "Kentucky Fried Movie."

[mrkue313]

yeah, this shit was funny as hell!

[ericeamon1993]

no not detroit

[beatlesatshea]

man, that Dr. Klahn is one tough dude

[TexasLibra]

No wonder Detroit was used as the city Robocop takes place in...

My mom's from Michigan and even she says Detroit is a lousy city, of course she's from backwoods Michigan and not the city.

We went to visit my mom's family back in 1991 and we had to go through Detroit. We went to McD's for breakfast on the way back and the employees were beyond rude, they wouldn't let my dad finish his sentences! I was 6 years old when this happened...

[nickrock23]

best part in this whole movie is when he cuts off his head then says "now take him to be tortured". that or rex kramer close call

[danielign9]

saw this on Attack of the Show (G4) and it was so funny, I had to search it up.

what movie is this?

[geoduct]

kuntucky fried movie

[newyorkairsoft]

"Kentucky Fried Movie" it was.

[Mrmusicvideoetc]

I live in Detroit, and I still find this hilarious! :D

[jackface0410]

Oriental just means Easterner, the same way Occidental means Westerner. I am curious, what the hell movie is this from?

[nashtz]

guys... this was just on AOTS... come n guys

[electrarain]

Except it wasn't edited on AOTS like this POS.

[reallyNsane]

i love how the nerds who watch aots (like me) go on these videos and tell people they are watching aots....

[not242]

this was just on AOTS!!!

[jjws]

did he just order them to torture a decapitated body?

[SyvetheShairks]

It's the way of their people...

[DonJokeen]

Yes. He did.

[em23]

NO NOT DETROIT!!! NO!!!!!

[fambothexterminator]

"You can't scare me, you yellow slanted-eye bastard!!!"...

"Take him to Detroit!!!"

For those of you who haven't seen "The Kentucky Fried Chicken Movie," I highly recommended all of you to do so...you think Obama's health care's funny?...dig this!!!

[kruks]

It's Kentucky Fried Movie, not The Kentucky Fried Chicken Movie.

[adrastea99]

How do you torture someone without a head?

[florisarjan]

I guess that's the joke ;-)

[JamesTCA]

Same way we torture you.

[askat33]

take him to detroit ...lol

[foodstooge]

It would have been even more cruel to tie him to a chair and force him to watch "I Love Lucy" re runs.

[rockyriverman]

or forced to listen to a Latoya Jackson album. That might be too cruel though, even the bad guys have compasion....