SPIRAL OF LIES

[ShadeVlog]

Always tell the truth. Even if the truth is that you are a clown-mugging antfarmer.

[Haaris786able]

The best homework excuse is " i my bag got stolen on the bus"

[Haaris786able]

I am I do that

[ohhiyayou]

omfg the end bit where dan sings, DYING

[arianaanthraxx]

Dan singing = MASSIVE LADY BONER

[batmansbaddestbitchz]

oh hey british smosh...

[SariasSong988]

2:13 lololololol dats attractive.

[kryhappy96]

I totally relate *sigh*

[maryinstripes]

I always do this with home work :/

[raebehteraweb15]

i too suffer from being extremely socially awkward and inept...i spend most of my time with my mother now that im a high school grad...

[dudes718]

omg you have to make a singing vid! :D it would be amazing if you did

[lerozonoel]

plz make a singing vid! or jst sing a bit in all you vidz! plz plz plz

[lerozonoel]

im the same way!!!! *sigh*

[ChelseyKnowsNoBounds]

COME ON OSHAWOTT YOU WANKER. Lol :D

[vladtod005]

I'm the same way Dan, don't worry. And I think I died when you started singing<3

[SuperJelmy]

You're seen from France and France love you! You're hilarious, keep going on :D

[AsianAdrien2]

2:45-2:50 best face eva :D

[mangagalore]

I always did this xD

[WowItsLucy]

You look extreamly asian in the thumbnail

[sydandtaytum]

...omg and he's a buffy fan too??????? so glad i now have a new fave youtuber. hope it's not to awkward for u, dan.

[sydandtaytum]

LMAO, i once drove an hour to university (yes this is my daily trek), saw that i was 20 minutes late, and sat in my car for 10 minutes dreading my tardiness...and then deciding that i didn't want to go to class after all, and drove off.

[Remember1973]

I'm the same way with the class anxiety, pacing outside...don't wanna be embaressed...



[TheUnicornBoss213]

Our coult leader has such a majestic voice!!!!

[liesl4444]

the awkward moment when im EXACTLY THE SAME WAY

[smileitslizzy]

gahhh i want that fudging joker top i love batman sooo much. i demand you tell me where its from!!!

[FaiThTH3desRoY3R]

2:48 LOL I LOVE YOU

[iSydneyNicole]

Dan singing?

Play over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over . . .

[xxWolfyBabyxx]

This is my life right now. God, why couldn't I have just told the truth!? *facepalm*

[mychanel65]

I used to have a massive problem with saying stuff like 'oh yeah, I saw that movie' *Awkward laugh* when I really didn't

[SuperPurpleCanadian]

WOW! My descent is Italian!

[GingerChloe29]

Oh Dan go on X-factor.. XD

[iruvpandas1]

Ur a good singer and i am socially awkward too

[justkeepdrawing]

I used to always do this. It's... awkward.

[UnknownPower1999]

When ur late to class act like u dnt care and u'll look like a boss

[MustHaveMaslow]

you have a wall of stuff like charlieissocoollike!

[zokeyinas]

i once forgot my homework. but instead of making excuses i said i made it and quickly started to write something down. my teacher asked me what i was doing and i answered that i'm just correcting. than she took my "homework" - and the next day I got it back with a note saying "why did you lie to me?!". Now THATS awkward.

[becca72727]

i find myself doing this quite a lot :')

[loviebuggie333]

You are the best youtuber in the world;D

[cantbepwned]

wow, you sing pretty good :D

[amrm38]

i can see your halooo....

[mims846]

oh social awkward moments... I can relate lol.

[KiaraLioness]

HE LOOKED LIKE ANTHONY FROM SMOSH IN THE THUMBNAIL :o

[ThisWilNeverEnd]

ahaha that what i do !

[RevverseTrollin]

Because of your epictocity hair, do you ever tan unevenly? Just a question that came to my mind while watching this for the 20 millionth time

[marsuylama]

Hey, where did you get the Donnie Darko shirt? I'm... I... I want it so bad.

You best reply to this, boy.

[MegaMysterychick]

why are the top comments yelling?

[219kenzie]

I'm always worried I'll go into the wrong class... One time I was going into Spanish late and I looked into the little window on the door to make sure it was in fact Spanish Apparently a few guys in my class saw me as well as the teacher and they all had a good laugh. Not fun.

[KatnissUchiha]

Liked and Favourited purely because of that Buffy reference. Well, not purely, but it was a deciding factor..! It sealed the deal on your awesomeness!

[basailquazzy]

I know you weren"t being serious, but it sounds like you would really have an amazeing voice if you tried. SING!!

[bvbfan147]

4:00!!!! <333

[rawrEileen]

You need me in your life. That's all. ♥

[Ktina141]

omg Dan is sooooo cute! :3 I loved it when he sang in the bathroom! X3 he's actually really good!

[EsmoLovesBvbAndBmth]

It's scary how alike we are... o.0

[GABYMK4]

i do this all the time. dont worry, my lifes a fail too :3

[randomcreeperlavsyou]

I do that -____-

[Boomoo81]

I totally get tht whole spiral of lies thing cuz recently i was chatting to this teacher about wat programs he watches and he told me he likes red dwarf! Then he asked me if i liked it and i for sum utterly unknown reason said yeah i totally watch it! He was then like oh really *raises eyebrows* who is ur fav character? So i came up with the lame answer of oh i cud never choose. he then tells me who his fav character is and i say i really like her turns out it was a him! oooopsssss :/ luv this!

[anmoney93]

Omgosh, I do that too. Out of sheer awkwardness. LOL.

[Jazzyxx3]

um is that Donnie Darko on your shirt? ^.-

[HippHoppMunchkin]

Your video made me feels soooo much better! I do the exact same thing. Just this year i was late to a school meeting and the teacher was talking to everyone, so i spent like 16 mins standing out there waiting for him to be done talking. He never did. So i basically sat there and dodged from other people's views that were passing by. Then i tried to sneek in the LGI doors only to find that they were locked. yeeeaaah, when i finally walked in, everything was awkward, and everyone stared.

[flyingpopcornhamster]

love your VOICE!!

[loviebuggie333]

I do that all the time!/:

[ilovecoolmusic7]

Attually a good singer!!:)

[Sto0pidCh1ld]

4:00 distracted by your camera. :o

[MCRBVBForever]

WTF!? HOW WAS YOUR SINGING JUST SO PERFECT!? and this is what I ALWAYS end up doing. js :L

[Sarahad524]

OMG U R AN AMAZING SINGER!!!! I watched the ending about 20 times and i was staring at my computer with an :O face

[RandomObsessiveGirl]

I felt a deep sense of patriotic pride when you said wanker :)

[RandomObsessiveGirl]

where did you get the Donnie Darko top? I want it badly D:

[pleasethinkofme]

When I lied it never spiraled..mwahaha >:D

[TheTeamedward2345]

8 hour Buffy marthin... only 8 episodes, whats your problem... at least10! Euh... n00b... L]LOL

[firefightermeath]

Fact for every lie you tell, you have to tell @17 more lies to correct that lie, so yes you guessed you never get to correct it

[jazzyman888]

The hole digging :,D

[Treehugga2]

I tend to watch the old pokemon movies XD

[TheLunarHorizon]

Ahhh, peer pressure ^_^

[NaMi8804]

8 hour Buffy marathon... Cool!

[GhellieCharris]

Once at the start of college there were some people in my French class I started talking to, they were talking about a bunch of music I had never heard of and I was like :S Then I hear one guy say the name of a band that one of my friends once mentioned and I thought it was a good idea to say 'Oh I love them!'

He looked at me and said,'It's a song...'

Fml.

[emilylouise259]

i can imagine myself doing that at university!

[bluecatlol]

pause at 0:08

[MissJosie1998]

MAKE A VIDEO OF YOU SINGING ! THAT'S AN ORDER ! Hehe , kidding , but you should so do one of you singing (:

[niggiemonster]

@MissJosie1998 There's a video of him and Phil singing High School Musical.

[MissJosie1998]

@niggiemonster Really!? I'm excited now!

[121littlemissemo]

"increasing udall insulin absolutely nothing that schedules and bios baby"

the fuck youtube? transcribe audio apparently only works for americans.

[1OneDirectionForeva]

lol karaté chop your teacher

haha and btw i LOVE your singing :L

[greeneyesarhot]

I LOVE YOUR FREEAKING VOICE!!!!!!!!!!! Singing and normal! XD

[SmielyFaceKiller22]

Yes!

[ObesityOwns]

I do this all the time. Still.

[Frida708]

Agreed! But you know what annoys me? When someone asks me "have you seen this or this movie" and I'm like "no" and they're like "OMG you haven't seen it?!" Uh... NO of course I haven't, that's why I said no GAAH

[caitlinvideodisco]

I am so fed up with Durex Vinyl adverts.

[mewmintino]

OSHAWAT YOU WANKER! 8D

(Pokemon mixed with a Hetalia reference makes it funnier than what it really is....)

[TheDinkyDoughnut]

DAN Y U NO SING MORE.

[WeREpicness]

2:15 ... YOU LOOK SO SEXY IN THOSE GLASSES. xD

[HeyHiItsAshley]

Don't feel bad, I'm probably far more awkward than you! xD

[sigridandbilly]

Hahaha I do it all the time :P

[CharlotteRoseOG]

1:41 -> Happens to me too many times to admit :s

[SingingShaannon]

I can see your halo. <3

[AncientRelicanth]

I do the exact same thing when I'm late to class ... I normally end up going to the library and playing games on my Ipod :p

[kennahortan]

who the fuck you think your kidding lol he sounded so cute then he did thoese little girly hits haha

[TokyoMewMewNya1]

MAY I SAY U R BETTER THAN SHANE DAWSON

[blondbrunetteredhed1]

@TokyoMewMewNya1 hell yeah !

[hayleyandellisfail]

@TokyoMewMewNya1 May I say you're an illiterate twat

[thecookiepage]

dang boy can sing

[cybersister8]

@missknowless your a cu....

[13Thehe13]

yeah, I hate when that happens.

[maddie8912]

i do that. my lies get pretty bad sometimes

[iluvgirr87]

i do the excat sane thing my da will say so did u listen to the sermon in church

me: ya

da: what did he talk about

me: ummmm u know God and J.C

da: ok what was ur favourite part

me: when he had the M&Ms and gave me some

da: that was 6 months ago go clean ur room and dont come out untill u remember wat pastor said and write a 1 page essay on Holy Baptism

me: (goes in and plays video games until da says u done and do everything in 10) im such a loser

[kirstentheawesome]

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR KIDDING?! Best part ever

[melancholymedia]

oh my god this video made me remember every cringey thing i've ever done ever.

/dead

[8899catcat]

I did that thing once...the being late to class but it was school in primary,I was one minute late and I stayed outside of the school going "Oh no!what am I going to do!"then I just stayed there hiding behind a tree until school ended...

[QuirkyKermit]

i want your donnie darko shirt!

[RenAkreyuMitsukai]

wait, oh my god, i just realized you sing halo near the end of the video?! OX you're a good singer! *jealous*

[DreamByTheFire]

I get it! It's Socially Awkward Penguin!!!!

[FFVIIGUY]

Nothing wrong spending your summer like that.

[chailatte727]

dan i <3 your vids and u XD

[Aasifisveryfluffee]

:c This happens to ALL THE TIME AT SCHOOL! i feel your pain

[skaterchik666]

awww your awkwardness is so cute! i want to be your bestfriend!!<3

[blackveilbrides7272]

I used to do it ALL the time...

[EvanescentAnemone]

My former best friend used to do that all. the. freaking. time.

She still does, most likely.

It's not the whole reason she's my former best friend, but it has something to do with it.

[teamcoollike3]

Oh my gosh, people do the 'My Printer ran out of ink' thing all the time at my school, and the teacher always says "You could've gone to the library in school!"

That always what happens. The same with 'My internet went down'. It REALLY sucks when you're telling the truth and you feel like a nob. :P

[JJjojo15]

omg i did the teacher thing until i just started telling them "no, i didn't do my homework," "why? because i didn't want to...." and then they just tell me something like "oohh but you have potential!" and then walk away.... end of story

[seddieluvr1098]

Thumbs up if the main reason you watched this was to see Dan sing<33

[notsokool333]

i do that to only its worse =(

[MrPINKdomo]

I do the same things!

[peachykeen970]

Look at the tags!! Conjuring, deceitful, rape.....

[TwiFreak19]

Yea, I was the same with being embarressed by walking into class late. Cause then everyone looks. But I never lied about my homework cause Im a wimp!

[pixiegirl2015]

Wow. I lie to my teachers about homework all the time!!!!!!!! Oh high school!

[SjSaMpRoDuCtIoNz]

This is actually so relatable...

[shibzification]

It's like we're the same person...

[MyLittleZebraa]

Oh dan,you really are a fail...

[doctorwhonerd98]

ugh yeah I know what you mean.... It happened for me when I lied about having my first kiss, and spiralled into a web of lies about me having a relationship with a guy I completely made up and the WHOLE year group knew about it!

[notsokool333]

haha i do the same thing!!!

[seddieluvr1098]

2:06

I LOL'd so hard for some reason at dan's face<33

[XxAlexSkylarxX]

Friends? What are they, and where can I download them?

[Ilovecracker1]

Love you Dan !!!!:)

[JadeAleigh]

aghhhh penquiin !

[Sophx57x]

Oh god... the class thing. In september we'd all been given new french sets, in order to accommodate everyone, the pupils from the top and second set ability were put together (as there were so many ) and made into two different groups. My form tutor is a total mumbler and after the third time of asking what set I was in I gave up and followed the total braniac that was in my set last year. I ended up going to the wrong class- and should've been in my bf's class and walked in 10 mins late. :L

[TheEPI6]

MY GAWD YOU SING GOOD.

..your argument is invalid.

[Jeffi97]

joker tee shirt...awesome

[TheLinzilou]

is that a donnie darko t-shirt O.O

[xtraxearthling]

oh MY GAWD-THE BOY CAN SEE MY HALO-FAUKDAMNIT.

[charleighmack]

If and when they ask a question about it I just say "I dont really know it was all really good"

[TheFreak067]

Your actually a really good singer ^.^

[lysssssss27]

this sounded like a commentary on my teenage life lol..

[DanAndPhilxD]

:3

[SophieTheCrazyDragon]

Dan looks like Freddie of Skins.. (:

[Smurfy1211]

Ahhh I've done the uni class thing. I was late for a class by an hour because my alarm didn't go off and I stood outside of the classroom for like ten minutes... I probably would have stayed there if a girl from my class wasn't coming back from the washroom and caught me -_-

[EzzyMarieMadness]

ffs Dan let me get sleep... I can't stop watching your videos...

[ilovecoolmusic7]

It's weird but your attually a good singer...-3 u!!

[theweirdphone]

See when a lie I start it out small very simple and I also make a whole story up in my head to go along with it. When somebody asks me something or to expand on it I give them the bare minimum of the story that I created am always believed. To lie basically know a whole story, give the simplest answers and you are on your way to success.

[lifesawkwardmoment]

man why are british people all such great singers?!

[miixeddupp]

I'm a socially awkward 15 year old, this is the story of my life.

[ThatKidRed]

Some Day You Should Make Of Video Of You Singing ^-^

I Would Absolutely  LOVE It! :D

[Tailor00baybee]

@ThatKidRed

wouldn't there just be an explosion of awesome that would lead to the universe imploding?

DO IT! :D <3

[Preenanana]

The singing Halo bit, makes this video :') much love for you dan :D <3

[Chazzamariex]

not gonna lie, when u sing halo you actually sound good :L

[juststfuppercut]

I do this. All. The. Time.

[ThisIsWarBoy]

You should sing for us. :3

[jakethompsonXDXD]

i have sooooo many of these moments -.-

[crazylatingirl94]

Aw I just want to hug you. Just, just ALL the time.

[samaidiots]

2:16 oh thats hot! lol

[CreationsEpic]

I'm only twelve and I've had so many of those moments when you remember all the stupid stuff you've done at once. My entire life is one of those moments...

[123rozypozy123]

I come to this video just to hear him sing

[blackveilbrides7272]

@123rozypozy123 I can see your Halo... Halo!!

[RiotKidx]

2:20 :D cuuuute

[Chey94sings]

I love your shirts!!! (:

[STILLinLOVEwithNICK]

oh yes i exactly do that too i hate being late and i cant persuade myself to walk in when the lesson/ lecture has already started

[GamingPorter]

lol this has happened to me MANY MANY times

[MegaKakashi7]

2:04 he is like jackie chan :D

[lisaaaarg01]

I have p.e once a week nd i get homework really occaisionally but one time i forgot it then he sayd y nd i sed i for today was thursday :/ fail!

[MagiKrisse]

HOLY SHIT I WAS IN SICILY AT ALMOST THE SAME TIME AS YOU o.O WE COULD ALMOST HAVE MET!

[RainbowSprinkles98]

This is a life lesson we need to learn :P

[MsDani1996]

DAMN DAN, YOU'RE GORGEOUS!

[cowbellsgomoo]

The2Spoon that was the best thing that i have ever heard... that was very powerful ( and im not trying to be mean )