Wrex is not impressed with Ambassador Udina - Mass Effect

[tenderfoot480]

wrex should eat them

[AFCoulthard]

Why is Mass Effect so good?

[daonejorge]

@AFCoulthard because its not like most games today, it has a good plot, good interfaces, and makes you feel like your actions could actually doom or save people.

note- multiplayer in mass effect 3 could ruin the game. and personally i feel me3 is all of nothing for the whole series, because if me3 sucks then it makes me1 and 2 pointless. they have alot riding on this game

[AFCoulthard]

@daonejorge I was asking a rhetorical question. And your right about why its great, but do not worry, the multiplayer will not affect the great campaign

[daonejorge]

@AFCoulthard i know it was meant to be a obvious answer but i got on a rant lol

[Skull11137]

@daonejorge

No matter how crappy the multiplayer vould be, it won't effect the game because the game will be amazing. I think they will do a good job with the multiplayer it has a lot of potential.

[daonejorge]

@Skull11137 i am an old stick in the mud, i have been playing video games before online multiplayer, and i firmly believe that good single player games dont need multiplayer there are very few exceptions in my mind (GTA) i hope me3 will prove me wrong

[Skull11137]

@daonejorge

Forgive me if I implied they need it. There are plenty of examples of games that don't have it such as the earlier mass effects, the early assassins creed, Skyrim and more. I was just saying that even if it was unnecesary, it could still be a nice addition so that there is even mroe things to do in the game.

[MrMjukisbrallan]

@daonejorge it's a seperate bioware studio working on the multiplayer, so it wont affect the singleplayer campaing

[GuyWithChainsaw666]

lol! i am from Poland and in polish dubbing ''bastard'' is replaced with ''kutas''(''dick'')

[thogz777]

Where there hell did you get that 80s suit with neon stripes for Wrex? 

[UniversalVision]

I like Tali's clothes here. Very vibrant.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Wrex: Bastard didn't even you... You should eat him.

Shepard: What do you expec-- wait, what?

[TheAbridgedGamer]

That guy is an ass :P

I never chose him when i played the game.

Anderson FTW! :D

[Tuberuser187]

Damage protection is better for anything with immunity, it gives far more EHP than any shields, for biotics shields and DP are irrelevant because you have barriers.

For the classes without immunity or barrier then you need shields.

[Strozerg]

Nice krogan armor.

[ertyqwer]

@assaultriflesforever For game mechanics reasons, high protection works somewhat better for soldiers with "Immunity". Though if you do everything right, you hardly ever have to worry about shields dropping with any armor.

Also, forest camo looks just as stupid, because you never fight anywhere resembling a forest (or at distances where camo would matter, for that matter). Personally, i prefer Jormangund Hazard armor (but you need "cheats" to obtain it since it's not in the vanilla game).

[morganjloon1]

Lol to the people talkimg about the mako. Just play some music its much less boaring. Lol

[ertyqwer]

@assaultriflesforever Predator X have better shields, Colossus have better damage protection. Though, by that point, stats don't really matter all that much. Colossus just (arguably) looks better.

[Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX]

Bastard didn't even thank you. You should eat him.

[Merc261]

They should eat him.

[kgamer14]

Tali <3

[DanBonRP]

grunt is so much better

[BinaryDinostar]

@DanBonRP LOLWUT, no

[OoopMAXqooO]

Shepard

*Sunglasses*

Wrex

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait. what?

[AinokeatoProductions]

@OoopMAXqooO The only thing I could think about after reading this was.

"I wear my sunglasses at night"

[KHMDarkness]

@OoopMAXqooO

If only Shepard said 'Grunt' in ME2, then it would be complete in a threeway.

Totally came out wrong, but I'm keeping it like that. XD

[shadowmare97]

Shepard, I am politics

Udina, I am dissapoint

[CharmieKid]

@shadowmare97 Grunt: I AM KROGAN!!!

[ValidusMos]

Udina can suck on my UDINUTS!!

We're all allowed immature moments right? It's the internet after all.

[Nicko1101]

Thats the colluses (However you spell it, make fun of my bad spelling alright) armor, I found it at one point, and now I lost it and I can't figure out where to find it.

[SomeoneTGSN]

@MagMor4 He also has the same voice as the leader of the Saints in Saints Row.

[Hershey2553]

@SomeoneTGSN He is also The Arbiter in Halo XD his name is Keith David. He does Documentary Voice overs a lot.

[jarheadkauai]

Udina- This is Outrage!

Wrex- Shut the fuck up or I'll eat you

Udina shits pants

[MagMor4]

Anderson has the same voice actor as Sergeant Foley in MW2.

Man I love that voice!

[Neoparris]

@MagMor4 Too bad that game sucked.

[MagMor4]

@Neoparris I know right?

[stuff9888]

if i met udina id let him talk for five seconds then punch his ass out

[maniacnick90]

@stuff9888 than later you would get fired and striped from your title as a specter mayber even kicked off the planet for hitting an ambassador who knows

[THEGUITARGOD808]

tali has really changed.

[mjcullen108]

The armor on all your characters is awesome.

[JN59639]

where did u get that armor for wrex?

[coldshoulder14]

I would have gotten Wrex to eat Udina when the game ended.

[SoulReaperJaster]

why the heck is this video just a green screen?

[lronPriest0fMetal]

Shepherd: I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite restaurant on the citadel!

*Cue to background, where we see Wrex eating Udina"

Shepherd: Crew tough enough for you, Udina. More like, Ooh-Dinner!

*Wrex laughs*

[hippiehatr]

STOP PLAYING AS THE GIRL unless you are one, but i doubt it.

[TheSmilebit]

First time I played ME, I let the Council die and picked Anderson, 2nd time playing through and I saved the council but chose Udina over Anderson. Anderson might be nice and all but he didn't make any choices and seemed to be bullied around so I chose Udina this time around-he's douchy but he gets things done, at least more than Anderson seemed to.

[connahharvey]

thats the team i used lol

[commandershadebetter]

I wish you could make Wrex eat Udina. That would be funny.

[Zhokul]

Lol, that was the exact same squad I had when I did this.

Wrex ftw, favourite character forever.

[easysteapp]

11 Geth troopers missed the like button

[Baito28]

I like what u did with Tali, she looks kinda better

[dj1159]

@Baito28

Yea, you don't really find many quarian armors in the game. I wonder what Geth Quarian armor looks like.

[BVargas78]

Udina is a jerk, but i don't hate him, he does have humanitys interests at heart in his own way.

[telephonice2]

Lol best vid on YouTube

[boywithadinosaur]

SPECTRE BONUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Alieneater1239]

Udina: Anderson come with me! I'll need your help to set all my lego pieces up. I'm building the Citadel.

Anderson: AH COOL!! LET'S GO!!

[Chester1004]

Nobody is ever impressed with Udina after locking down Normandy i couldnt just help to think how i will get my revenge and Anderson did it for me :)

[Mynameisnotooo]

@Chester1004 *Punch*

[icetrey87]

Nice you've got the same Wrex armor that I used.

[shadowmare97]

Wrex mad. WREX SMASH!

[A117masseffect]

@shadowmare97 Than wines as he cuddles his fist in agony!

[huan152]

Damn, that's some gear y'all are sporting!

[twitcher64]

Green Armor? lolwut?

[JetAge96]

what alien kind exept turians and 1 human have spectres

[atomicbreaker]

Was anyone else really satisfied when Captain Anderson twated him in the face?

[JetAge96]

is this me1 or me2

[Dustehue928]

what makes Wrex so awesome and different from other Krogan is that he is acctually INTELLIGENT!!!!!

[RetiredJedi04]

I miss the endless upgrades and armors of mass effect 1.

[ShedskinTalon]

@RetiredJedi04

=o I sure don't.

[Irc96]

RIGHT BEHIND YOU SHEPARD!

That is all.

[Adveshan]

@Irc96 Tali really never was on your side...

[ertyqwer]

i like how he says "you'll get access to special equipment and training now"... doesn't seem like you need it at this point :p

[moarinternets]

@ertyqwer no not really heh. lvl 60 play through -_-

[Mysticgamer]

@ertyqwer Everytime I try to buy something it's always weaker than the stuff I found in a cave or an abandoned bunker on an distant planet.

[metazare]

Why the hell would I get a thumbs down for saying the female shepard in ME1 looks like she's got a beer gut?

How wrong can I possibly be, when the developers altered the design themselves in ME2 to correct it. No one likes a chick with a beer gut.

[patrifiedy2k]

See, I thought that too, until I realized its probably just the suit. Metallic Armor usually doesn't fit the figure of the person wearing it.

[RetardRage99]

i just assumed that wrex got her pregnant

[danitiwa]

@metazare I didn't think it was so bad, it makes her spine look more curved.

[ertyqwer]

theres only one thing worse than a chick with a beer gut - a nerd who talks like he's an expert on women.

bioware removed mako from ME2 as well. it's an expensive game, the publisher will make them remove anything if enough morons whine about it.

[metazare]

@ertyqwer

You don't need to be Dr. Ruth to say that beer guts aren't attractive, that's common sense. Is you're g/f a cow or something and my statement hit too close to home with you so you feel the need to try and defend something that's indefensible like being a fatty?

[ertyqwer]

i just find it amusing that you take a 3d model specifically designed to look good, and casually mouth off about how it still isn't quite up to par with your tastes.

one could probably argue that it looks like she has a bit of lordosis, but it has nothing to do with beer gut.

[icelifeguard]

@ertyqwer did bioware really took off the mako from me2 because of people whining?! Man, I love me2 and there is only one cool thing missing from that game: the mako !!! if this is true, damn those whiners!

[dvnsix]

@icelifeguard: lolwut, mako was the worst vehicle in gaming ever, shit was so hard to steer and generally annoying. Hammerhead is much better ;D

[skytop082]

@dvnsix That damn mako handled like a FUCKING SHOPPING CART

[GAARAisthebeast]

@icelifeguard you must be on steroids, high and being hit constantly in the face to think the mako is good...

[icelifeguard]

@GAARAisthebeast of course I am, and I still miss the mako...but don't get me wrong,ME2 is awesome. I'm just not a big fan of planet probing thats all

[GAARAisthebeast]

@icelifeguard TBH i dont like probing planets either, but i hate how the mako drives it just angers me other than that its fine

[fordid42]

@icelifeguard I'm sorry, the Mako sucked. Especially on the planets that the devs DELIBERATELY made almost impossible to drive on. Fuckers.

[12WaterPhoenix12]

@fordid42 The mako did not suck. It was perfectly easy to drive as long as you were intelligent about where and how you drove it.

[ZM7241994]

@12WaterPhoenix12 Lol! I was a terrible Mako driver. The way I drove the crew inside were probably puking their guts outs.

[fordid42]

@12WaterPhoenix12 It's cool, I drove the Mako pretty damn good, but it didn't mean I enjoyed any of it. You could tell the devs were having a bit of fun with us by making some planets almost impossible to traverse. I think the Mako sucked, and I prefer a vehicle in ME3 to be more like the Hammerhead.

[Centrophy]

@fordid42 Agreed, though the Hammerhead needed more armor, playing through those sections on insanity is just well insane... and by insane I mean boring... Fire a few rockets, back the hell up and wait for it to auto repair, fire more rockets, repeat. I did enjoy the Mako on some of the flatter planets that actually made sense. Like, it was fine on the moon.

[xHavokx09]

I love this game lolol

[tf2pl]

wrex is going to eat udina

[metazare]

I never cared for how they designed the female shepard in the first ME. Looks like she's got a bit of a beer gut starting to come on, or preg.

[wtchcrft17]

@metazare hahahahahahahaha so true

[Denmon0728]

@LamentOfInnocence1 /facepalm

[Legiro]

What do you mean? Council makes you Specter after you bring evidence which Tali has. And Wrex is one of the two leads to her. Obviously they both are avaible before this meeting to recruit.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

@Legiro

Yeah, that was in the middle of the night. My brain was dead.

[vc180191]

.........err........have you played this game, you cant even become a spectre without Tali's evidence, and Wrex is potential to be recruited before this.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

@vc180191

Read my other comment. I was up at 2 am damn it.

[Kaweebo]

What I don't get is why you got thumbed down so much. Good lord, it's not like you bashed the game.

[EmberBurn333]

Blue is Battlemaster

Red is Rage

Green is Berserker.

I have only gotten the Battlemaster one. Also try to ONLY buy the most expensive lisences, the fewer and better you have, the bigger is the chance to get top notch equipment ;)

[RmanDC]

red is colosus

[jaik0wn]

@EmberBurn333 but what licenses ?

[Noodleboy111]

Wrex is a true bro.

[AdoreYouInAshXI]

@Noodleboy111 Until you compare humanities problems with the genophage... then he will eat you alive...

[AwokenDemon]

i shouldnt have stop playing masseffect. i never even herd of that armor till today

[Sasabonsam]

Keith David?

[GangstaJohnnyB]

i bought the geth armory liscene, why can't i get the geth krogan armour from the normandy requisitions officer?

ps: udina's an asswipe

[JJmakesfunofu]

I like Wrexs armor, what is it?

[moarinternets]

Geth Armory Berserker

[JJmakesfunofu]

Thanks, my wrex has the blue outline instead of green :P

[GormTheElder]

then it's a battlemaster, am I right?

[JJmakesfunofu]

Lol. Pretty sure :)

[plinianguy]

Where exactly can I get that armor in the game? I'd like to have it for Wrex on my file.

[FreonRose]

if you don't mind me asking where do you find that one lol. I found geth weapon armory allowiig me to use their weapons but i havent found any geth armor licenses.

[moarinternets]

@freonrose I got this in a random drop on Noveria.

[Kurssaxx]

@FreonRose Geth Armory License? I believe you can buy one from Morlan, the Salarian in the Lower Markets. It's supposed to become available after reaching Lvl 36.

[FreonRose]

@Kurssaxx yea i may have gotten it already and didn't realize it.

[twitcher64]

@FreonRose Uhh I think I remember buying a Geth Armory License from Cpt. Kirahe's Supplier. You know, the Salarian on Virmire? If you can't buy it from him on Virmire, try when you're on the Normandy. He somehow gets new wares to sell when he's on your ship.

[retardstupidass]

@twitcher64 If you forget to buy a certain license from the Normandy's armory will it be unavailable after a while?

[twitcher64]

@retardstupidass He leaves as soon as you land on a different planet after virmire. The license may be for sale from some other merchant though.

[darkHALO1000]

@FreonRose i bought i liscence for it, but it didnt give me shit

[wagh63678]

@moarinternets where do you get that ? :)

[Aegidia01]

The more I play the game, the more I like... no, okay, the less I dislike Udina. He's a politician, the ambassador of the entire human race. Of course he's not going to be overjoyed if you blow up something you weren't supposed to, of course he doesn't have time to start congratulating everyone on everything. Maybe I'll chose him to be on the Council in the next playthrough...

He's still kind of a jerk, though.

[luddeking1]

Funny, the more i play Mass Effect, i'll dislike Udina more and more.

He's like the doucheiest character in a game ever. >:(

[einXtein]

in ME2, hes even worse, specially as a councilor...

[xDinomanx]

And the more I play ME2, the more I like Wrex.

[DrBob1991]

@xDinomanx SHEPARD! Shepard, my friend!

[xDinomanx]

Urdnot Wrex: Proving once more in ME2 that he's still the greatest Battlemaster of all time, capable of making other Battlemasters his bitches.

[NeoDeath90]

*Headbutts the Uvenk dude*

[Collective122]

What you expect? He is a politician. Just look at Bush. : )

[superbob1224]

@Collective122 you are a retard. if you think Bush is dumb, then that makes Obama the dumbest person in the universe. Bush, could talk without the little screens that show the lines (forgot what their called). Obama, on the other hand, needs them all the time.

Obamas an empty suit. face it.

[DrBob1991]

Obama sux cuz he can't read.

[wysiwyg43]

@superbob1224 Politicians have super egos= bad. Obama ran for president, he won, deal with it. I didn't vote for him, however, I respect the title- President of the United States. Period.

[Commander063]

Have you ever heard a Bush speech? "Uhhh uhh we uhh are uhh going to uuhhh ....WEAPONS OF uhhh MASS DESTRUCTION! Uhh, yeah thats it!" Lol idk why I am going to have a debate on youtube, but I'm fine with thumbs downs.

[Makinoija]

Turian Councillor.

"Ah yes, the 'Reapers'."

[Foolfyer]

I can see why he acts like he does, throughout the course of ME1 he's pushed around by the council and his own people's expectations.

[alexandercns]

@luddeking1 What do you expect from a politician?

[AdoreYouInAshXI]

@luddeking1 Actually the douchiest character in the game is female shepherd.

[PuppetierMaster]

@luddeking1 True but the minute that man became a Human Spectre the rulebook went out the window for him

[shadowmare97]

@luddeking1 Nah he's just a politician... meet any politician personally and they're all like this.

[tranquillofdarkness]

@luddeking1 I feel that way about the Council >_____> I know it's best to save them during the final battle but.... God damn, they should all just die for their stubbornness and ignorance D<

[padawanmage71]

Gotta love Wrex...

[Hellyn18]

Udina is such a jerk! I always choose Captain Andersson to be one of the council.

[ShedskinTalon]

I'm going to chose Udina next time round. Just to see what's up when you choose it ^^

[superbob1224]

@ShedskinTalon hes still an asswipe.

[ShedskinTalon]

Yeah. Turns out you can change your mind at the beginning of ME2 anyway. Whoever you told Miranda you elected becomes the leader.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@ShedskinTalon

I suspected as much; thanks for clarifying

[ShedskinTalon]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag

No problem. ^^

[opianista81]

@Hellyn18 Racist bastard

[Hellyn18]

@opianista81 Nope. I don't care what colour he is. It doesn't matter. But if that's what you think when you see my comment, you're the one noticing "He's black!". I say hes a jerk because of how he acts, not because of how he looks on the outside. Wise lesson, learn it before YOU act.

[opianista81]

@Hellyn18 Know what sarcasm means? haha kid

[Hellyn18]

@opianista81 Ah well, now you're just saying that because you know you lost. Time to stop picking on others.

[opianista81]

@Hellyn18 Yea right racist bastard

[Hellyn18]

@opianista81 Hah, still repeating what you said first.

[CptPakundo]

@Hellyn18 And now, a year later, I feel sad, though pleased in Mass Effect: Retribution, Anderson's an ass kicking admiral.

Better than getting stone-walled as a councilor, eh?

[targetdrone13]

@Hellyn18 Who dosn't?

[dj1159]

@Hellyn18

Once I choose Udina, and I felt so bad that in when I booted up Mass Effect 2 I changed it when they asked you about your choices.

[tokinblckgie]

@dj1159

Lol, same here. I thought putting him in charge made sense with him being a politician. But when I got to the citadel on ME2 and remembered how much of an ass Udina was I was like "Naw. I can't do this."

[coldshoulder14]

@Hellyn18 you'd have to be a reaper to choose Udina.

[sivart9720]

Wrex should be a politician

[gjgkhgjfhgjklhklhglj]

Dude. He so should.

[SuaveNerd2000]

he'd set the council straight!

too bad he won't be able to use a gun though... maybe that's why krogans aren't politicians... Or diplomats... Or at least one's that don't want to put a gun to your head...

[CashClock]

He was one, he was a Leader of a tribe.