Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus eng subtitled german forklift safety video

[vestaxwax]

Directed by Sam Raimi

[autentyk]

must have been one of Peter Jackson`s pre-Braindead odd jobs.

[dominatus84]

And you know, theres a guy called 'Andrew Kurz' who just f-ing stole pun jokes from this one. This video is much better! :)

[Nutsandmilk5995]

Lol 7:16

[vicxon100]

whats the song at the end?



[Leatherargento]

Oh, Klaus...! Wenn du nur gemacht hatte, dass schöne Jesuit, Pater Karras, Ihren Gabelstapler zu inspizieren, bevor Sie den Schlüssel ins Zündung!

[deathcoy]

Final Destination 6!!!

[Nouty1]

man that guy had a rough first day

[mrdrill71]

Omg as if this is a safety video

[xXJacbobXx]

Oh, Klaus!

*canned laughter*

[Hawdkoah]

Now strap in tight,

Lets get set for action,

To hoist the ship out of the sand!

He tried to kill me with a forklift!

HUZZAH!

[kampfdrew]

wtf ?

[medyloh]

did anyone notice that Klaus name is BERSECK?

[Neverborn86]

Oh Klaus. If only you paid more attention in your training.

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

What did I just watched?

[MsDragonfly74]

We watched this video in the Technology unit of our Health and Safety BSc two years ago. It was freakin' hilarious, thanks Klaus!

I always wanted to be able to drive a forklift... i just gotta cut my forklift licence from the Weeties packet, and i'm good to go.

[Houseofhooligans]

I couldn't even watch this at once because I was laughing so hard... it took me a few tries... XD

[GetComingtoYou]

LOL my dad is a forklift safety officer,i remember when he came home a few years ago and made me watch this..genius.

im doing my forklift licence soon..i cant wait to do some damage to my work mates.i kid.aaha

[neogastropoda1]

@GetComingtoYou

like turn their car over and put a 4 tonne block of concrete on it? lol

[Jreddd]

In my head I was saying "Fatality!" in a mortal kombat like voice so many times. This is brutal. I shouldn't find this funny...but I do.

[mynameisjonas45]

Warum sprechen sie so schnell? Ich kann nicht vorstehen. Mein Deutsch ist zu schlecht. Ich brauche mehr Praxis. Wo finde ich Deutsch mit Deutsch Untertiteln?

[j25061996]

@mynameisjonas45 leider gibt es keine mit deutschen untertiteln, aber du kannst mir sagen, welche stellen du nicht verstehst, und ich schreibe für dich auf, was sie sagen.

[panzerveps]

i learned truckdriving from this video.

[Kissthefisters]

Klaus... You're Fired.

[450030726]

first day? first day? what the hell is that guy doing with that license

[450030726]

it makes me wonder if all those situations (well a few of them) really happened, thus motivating some one to make a safety video ya know

[Cocco2087]

WTF Klaus!

[cloudxnine99]

ZLOL

[FlamestormTheWolf]

Lesson: Don't work in Germany. Got it.

[moscowmetrofan]

бля пиздец)))

соблюдайте ТБ!

[ironwolfosiris]

6 people have NO sense of humor! XD

God DAMN I haven't rofl'd so hard in a long time.

[5POOOKY]

Please tell me that is an actual training video. I want to learn to drive a forklift in Germany if that's what they have to watch! Awesome!

[Dizzykill]

Anyone knows what's the name of the melody on the closing credits?

[editorinchimp]

The directorial debut of Uwe Boll?

[klauspreschl]

My favorite video ever, but I am biased, my name is Klaus, and I love the evil dead movies... LOL

[kkfan91]

well...that was considerabley darker then the training video my company used

[IDRadam]

3:52 LOL

[jpg2png]

бльо, угар xDDD

[mikesoso]

Is it just me or does Klaus look like he's blind?

[fumbducks]

CAN'T YOU DRIVE ANY FASTER KLAUS?!

[Stairmaster9068]

klaus for reichsfuhrer

[st8oftheart]

I'd still hire him.

[mnmcookie76]

I had not heard about this until a coworker of mine turned me on to it earlier today. What can I say except that I'm glad that Klaus doesn't work where I do! LOL!

[Ray50005]

@mnmcookie76

The same thing happened to me today. A coworker told me about it. Klaus must have got his driver training in Oregon.

*Ray*

[eliminateuk]

i just took my test,and had to watch this.i was in fits.brilliant

[Janoslechner]

I'll never misuse a fork lift again...

Nie wieder missbrauche ich ein Gabelstapler....

[numb19029]

Mwuhahaha, I love the part where he says he doesn't have 2 left hands. Now he doesn't have 1 left hand either

[shizlnit]

was that for real?

[shizlnit]

@shizlnit nvm saw the Monty Python in the tags :)

[BedroomScenesMovie]

@shizlnit Monty Python had nothing to do with this.... it's just very Pythonesque. (And yes, it is real.)

[shizlnit]

@BedroomScenesMovie STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND!

[Hiuaske]

@shizlnit wasnt real they used effects

[shizlnit]

@Hiuaske No, what I meant was is this suppose to be an actual training video for forklift drivers in germany but then I saw the Monty Python in the tags so I know its not

[Pokefreak493]

That's so cruel and heartless this video...and i'm laughing my ass off. WHY!!!?!?!!?!?

[Hiuaske]

@Pokefreak493 lol this wasnt real

[OMGItsChrisLaws]

Tch. Why can't the hours' worth of Wal-Mart training videos you have to watch when you're hired on as an employee there be THIS entertaining?

[FROSTEDxSTARSHINExxx]

my face was like this the whole time @0@ i kid you not haha

[ikatfabric]

Es gibt keine Worte, die beschreiben, was ich gerade gesehen habe.

[skwaab]

5:48 " oh. crap."

[punkguy350]

at 745 the song omfg im a constint wanker wtf so funny works so well with the poor guy with no hands and the guys going past on the forklift so funny with guys hanging off the forks lol classic

[kantan134]

@punkguy350

hes singing on the costa blanca ......

[RyGuy3323]

got to watch this in german class because teacher didn't know what it was ^-^

[meierli]

Absolutely love it! Great video with an awfully insanse sense of humor. And now someone should say WE Germans have NO humor.

[jeTROGIBBS]

typical post ddr houmor

[Nesral300]

God dam that was insane! Why can't all training videos be this crazy awesome!

[fitzzynator]

demon hand!!

[geary17]

jesus christ on a bike wtf was that shit man

[orcoman87]

The hand and chainsaw moving along the floor LMAO xD

[Brainforester]

Poor Klaus!

[Dswain1014]

that was some fucked up shit OP

[ph1sts]

I worked in a metal foundry waay back when, the hi-lo drivers there were almost as reckless...lol!!

One guy backed up and a rear wheel rolled up my achilles tendon of my foot, was lucky he heard me scream, or I might have been badly hurt.

[hermanJnr112]

The demonic self-propelled chainsaw cracks me up every time I see this, even if I try really hard not to laugh :D

I think it's something to do with the evil music as it starts revving on the club hammer on the floor...

[GSmyth85]

Who says that the german's don't have a sense of humour.

Klaus for Chancellor!

[rainfrost13]

that was amazing

[v8freak55]

only the germans

[todd4eva1]

yeh i seen this when i took my forklift test.we all thought it was real at first lmao

[bsodfc]

This is fucking sublime.

[Tylerisrock]

Best thing EVER

[minderbinder8]

5:53 - 6:00

Riiiiing! Riiiiiing! Ri-- Ri-- Ri-- *falls off*

Thud

"OW!*

[SoylentGreeeen]

Seems legit.

[amigaknight]

fuck!! i saw this on channel 4 at like 3:00 in the morning years ago!!

i was about 13 and couldnt sleep for some reasson i turned on the tv and this was on!

i put a cassette in the vhs and recorded about half of it to show my friends the next day! hahaha frickin brilliant!!!! :D

[neosman8]

poor klaus. i totally lolled at the end probably the funniest thing ever

[scorpo6175]

my life is complete

[rekloki]

this video is required viewing at my work before you can get on the forklift. and it is funny as hell

[MrLucasKlaus]

egt pei

[J4KEH4M]

oh, klaus!

[YellowBean12]

what the hell?

[coconutman1987]

I watch this at least once a day to see if I can go without laughing... but I fail every time. I also wonder wtf happens exactly at 6:45

[kamidrummer]

@coconutman1987 i think the pull cord on the chainsaw gets stuck on the stuff that the other lift is hauling, then it jerks the saw out of the guys hand etc.

[Touhou1990]

@coconutman1987

The chainsaw's starter cord gets caught on a metal object and starts up, the blade is then flung backward and chop's Klaus' head off.

[sgath92]

Great video!

[AgerBoniard]

Is this even allowed to air in Germany?!

[Taojac]

dude that has to be the worst first day of work in the history of the world. XD and absolutely wetting myself @ 8:05

[J4KEH4M]

But, I thought the Germans were precise & efficient?

[scubapro12z]

they are, but every batch has a few bad eggs right? lol

[NoisePollution365]

Too much gore, but still funny though.

[72Adam27]

God damn it Klaus. God damn it.

[Houseofhooligans]

@72Adam27: I can't believe they still let him drive the forklift...

[pastramiinator]

safety training at its best

[ethaera]

ahhh... all in a day's work. best safety training video ever. If only I could show this one to employees at work without getting sued for offensive materials!!

[tuggerdavis]

@ethaera

I shall be showing it to our forklift drivers when they go for training next week...Brilliant

[AfroOzzy]

Saw VII beta script

[gollygoshdarn]

From the people who brought you "Struwwelpeter"...

[gangsterkrill192]

hahaha, knife stuck in his head :P

[Kenttiristi]

Awesome

[HolyNinja]

God damn, if only Ikea was this entertaining.

[FuZiOnZllRaMs3Y]

lol im never going to work at BnQ after that!

[ShadowLexis]

I've got to persuade my German teacher to watch this...

Poor Klaus!

[Rydomir]

Nice epic nice xD

[burri06]

That was.. just incredible..

It was like the best episode of Casualty I've ever seen!

[miles200]

funny as shit.

[BettyFaceXP]

Funny ass shit lmao my german teacher had us watch this haha

[Uracoin]

think i dont want that forklift licence after all;D

[Abberz6Le6Tabberz6]

BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA/

[hollyindus]

Ah, so now i know not to lift a forklift load that has a knife on it!

Thanks Klaus!

[Gamepopper101]

This isn't an instructional video, it's the lost scenes of Final Destination!

[Voutshy]

hahahah thats true

[L3M0N470R]

Silly Klaus

[Onikuu]

STAR WOLF!!!

[72Adam27]

Great video, roflcopter.

But i can't help thinking they could have avoided the first one buy just sliding the forklift's forks into the palette instead of putting it on top. The it would not have tipped. Just sayin'

[Somehomelessguy1]

I love the ending.

Although, won't he be fired, or put on a work probation after the first accident? Or even the third? (second one wasn't all his fault)

[Acratan86]

Gabel Staple Fahrer Killer Klaus schlägt wieder zu!

Nächster Monat im Kino! Killer Klaus als IKT-Berater.

[th3asianator]

well at least i know how to drive a forklift safely. Thanks Klaus!

[kiintlord]

hahahahha!!!!! is this for real??

[seb2net]

HE TRIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!!! See,5% of you get that joke, the rest of you? Not a chance. XD

[Kavarek]

@seb2net This is the soooong, right after the traiiin chaaase, THIS IS THE FIGHT, ROCKY AND KEN! HE TRIIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIIIIFT! HUZZAH!

[otchacha]

wow.

[Balmer25]

thats jus horrible why god why did i watch this video?

[felixchen91]

jaja wir deutschen,is ja klar

[midgetman251]

thisis the fucking best omg its so great hahaha

[FLINTY876]

i find it funny how he misses the woman and manages to get the other two XD

[tuolinkantaja]

our physics teacher showed this to us XDD everyone lold and everyone's makeup was all over thyeir face O_O mine too

[mao12345]

Poor Klaus, he has the worst luck.

[goldenhawks76jf]

its like happy tree friends

[nuttylb562]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThomasBellarusa]

We watched this on vocational yesturday, everyone lol'd

[birobelisce]

hahaaha, ovo su nam pustali na polaganju za viljuskarce =D

[zutititl]

F**CKING AWESOME

[coron1313]

This video has just too much awesome in it :D

[zededd2000]

you should see the sequel: Klaus in Japan: first day as a giant mech operator :D

awesome vid. not sure i can take a forklift seriously now though :S

[SquidIggy888]

funny funny vid. my dad is a teacher and showed this to a bunch of high schoolers

[himynameissmile]

...Until he got sliced again :P

[himynameissmile]

Wouldn't be suprised if the forklift driver was still alive, considering the bloke who got sliced in 2 lived.

[demian8158]

Final Destination in the warehous. Who says Germans haven't got a sense of humour

[dutuber]

Anyone for tennis?

[jamesruddock120]

that'll haunt me forever.... i dont want to be a mechanic now :L

[Scriptophobic]

My life is complete after seeing this video.

[BrightFullMoon]

Ouuuch... Worse than Happy Tree Friends :D

[DrMedWurst1342]

Cool I've found my dreamjob ;)

[PortPowerKS]

Those silly Germans, what will they think of next?

[firstmoth]

XD wow that was morbid XD

[5secondfilms]

o. my. god.

[rodmunday]

A safety infomercial as directed by a Sam Raimi wannabe!

[beastpwnsall]

boot-strap operate

[Ms17Josie]

funny as anything

[yellowspartan77]

S!

G!

C!

WOOOO!!

[SentantaMcSualtam]

SGC Rules!