Letterman - Stupid Human Tricks - 06/10/09

[cuppycakemunsters]

i never got the youtube ads....

[Bloodsteri667]

last guy looked like a ape

[SealthWA]

and they never run for me ... says "loading video" then it just goes black and never runs the ad or the youtube video --- Way to go CBS, just alienate your intended customers, way to win business!!

[ThirdAge99]

Greg lives were i live! i know him!

[Jalapeanut]

last guy is just a straight up stupid fag

[fredigood2]

If i want to watch Avertisments i looking for it on youtube! NO! they showing it "In Your Face"

[master4441]

The last guy is gay

[tomitstube]

1) the chainsaw guy. am i the only one who thought of jesse james dupree and jackyl?

2) don't try this at home, he's a medical student.

3)  gay zombie eyes.

[TheAMANDA614]

uhm, chainsaw...yeah. he also did a great impression of an ASS too.

[aceshows]

zombie eyes guy should be on the maze game

[ketsmash45]

just refresh the page

[ShananagansOnYou]

Well my spidey sense tell me that he is a second generation cock sucker and I'm sure at 7:09 this is what happens when he get's dicked in the ASS

[ruliz1000]

If you hate youtube ads thumbs up

[KillBabiesGetMoney]

FUCK THIS AD SHIT GOOGLE

[spierfan100]

PAYOLA

[jade1876]

i read this in how to ruin the first day of seventh grade i think

[gehtomacgyver]

hit f5 and you can skip the advertisements normally on vevo thumbs up to let ppl know

[BiGShell]

the chainsaw dude was badass

[Vaylemn]

google took over youtube, youtube has unfixed errors, ads, and viewers wait 30 seconds to watch a few minute video.

[nmbr1rascal4eva]

that guy made a fool of himself.

u tube ad sucks. u tube sucks.

[jixxen]

Lol, chainsaw man and a zombie, epic. Zombie eats spagheti couple, and chainsaw man kills zombie. True story, true story.

[joizkewl]

advertising has almost ruined the only cool thing on the internet

[ImStuckInStockton]

@joizkewl yeah porn used to rock

[dedrawilliams]

2020 W. University Ave

[vwtch]

Put it on his ARM, Dave.

[soloist11]

spagetti is more awsome 2 meh now!!!!! XD XD

[sgtpetersen]

WTF? fork WTF? not my state of AZ.

[cembry90]

Lol, nice laugh... 5:46

[A1z1u1L]

that girl is fucking hot

[NMG4Life]

1:11 guy in the background

[GintokisGirl95]

I hate those ads on YouTube. :(

[Mazen1hz]

@GintokisGirl95

me too :(

[FURTALI001]

spaphetti is dead to me!

[michy285]

wth to the zombie eyes

[mustangt07red]

the second I saw the gay kid in the end come on stage dancing left and right while talking ... I knew he was weird lmao

[xnay4]

3rd guys gay im callin it

[BrianLoveday]

Are you going to call it or call Him.

[yourallstoopid]

wow a fuck that makes farting noises in his arm.......if thats not entertainment then you might as well kill yourself

[charkoly]

There's nothing scarier than a flaming zombie.

[rachaelha]

my GOD

[execution1171]

yummy fork up the nose, i bet that was good as a brain message

[WNSoren]

fuuuuuck

[TheFredx100]

you just killed spaghetti for me. and that was one of my favorite meals!

[lizdylanboykie]

ads on you tube SUCKS

[dnaak]

@lizdylanboykie

/agree

[MyPersonalVendetta]

@lizdylanboykie... When an ad comes up press F5 and you skip the ad. You're welcome.

[Jfreak28]

i went to high school with colin! i'm like a celebrity now too....

[Oktober2015]

Immer diese Werbung...ist doch nervig!!!

[KingCuervo88]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ADVERTISEMENTS!!?? now its like tv jesus christ

[dosomethin888]

seriously!!!!!!

[birddoggarton]

@KingCuervo88 Hit the refresh button when that happens.

[KingCuervo88]

@birddoggarton I refuse to degrade myself to hitting the refresh button... now I will steal a kids bigwheel and not tip my waitress..... stupid ads....

[halomerc5423]

@KingCuervo88 what?

[KingCuervo88]

@halomerc5423 please tell me you're not confused.......

[halomerc5423]

@KingCuervo88 ummm.... a little

[KingCuervo88]

@halomerc5423 'FACEPALM' FAIL

[commerceskate]

@KingCuervo88 simple really, because youtube makes money from it.

[jvasquez311]

@KingCuervo88 the man making money from us

[Zee96969696]

why is david letterman and sarah palin fighting? is it for the ratings?

[kylestoddart420]

that nose dude was sick!!! that was awesome...the wife was a cutie too.

the fat dude was stupid...

colin is a fag!!!! lol

but his trick was bomb!!!!

letterman rules!!!

[Drago9056]

@kylestoddart420 i agree with u

[noser15]

tat dude w/ the spagtii is gona kil himslef w/ that fork!

[ScottMills1988]

why did the woman get a clap when she said she stays at home to watch the kids?

[qcages]

hey that sure is hell is a reason to clap!

[interstategar]

America DOES have talent

[theeebest]

this was on my b day

[shikamaru1997]

COMMERCIALS ON YOUTUBE???? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO???

The first two are so stupid.

OMG THE LAST ONE WAS SO FREAKY. DUDE.

[chase420311]

What is that piano intro pauls playing when that med student and his wife walk out?

[robblaze83]

why the fuck do they have commercials on you tube so sad

[DoesThisOffendYou]

welcome to the future my friend.

[firebaby7]

oh my fucking goodness, commercials?!

[kirkpear]

this aint hulu, why should we be "paying" for it?

[fosterpatron]

medical student...he has three kids. That made my day!

[chosenone234]

kids did zombie eyes all the time at my school

[martins2209]

those zombie eyes was so super creepy

[drewey07]

the fork is fake.

[christmaschris13]

No its not dumb ass

[yagerfire]

ahhh that fork went so far up his nose

[Newbpwng]

lol that was pretty damn good

[kristenpiepiepie]

3 kids the mother looks like shes 12!

[Newbpwng]

must pretty good to fuck

[chosenone234]

so true

[drewey07]

LOL she is 12, shes a sister kid, idiot.

[DoesThisOffendYou]

Nooo you fucking retard. He specifically said that they were husband and wife.

[anoseta]

im only here because i read the book top 10 ways to ruin the first day of school thanks Mrs. NeverMind lol

[suberza]

the spaghetti thing is kinda fetish hahaha

[WestcoastHipHopnigga]

7:15 god damn

[JtvClipz]

.. a shot of him and the guy standing casually?

[burtonspy911]

collin is a homo!!!

[sxsshadowsxs]

wtf stupid mother fukers ass holls

[usersnamer]

no wonder dey moved to arizonA

[thesethingz]

HAAA!! Those 2 are married?? I thought they were brother and sister like 18 and 12.

[warpskater99]

Chain saw was pretty cool.

[pointshollow]

you'llgetsomewhere wit that spagetti trick

[SuperGoofy13]

hahahahahahahahhahaahha!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[TarahTwilight]

lol

[247a3]

she looks like 8!!!

[shayno18]

A Medical Student.... Geez!!

[thesethingz]

These are the talents that college tuition pays for. Let's hope the med student wasn't on a scholarship... lol!!

[7SinfulPleasures]

"im gonna feed the spaghetti to my wife in a unique way" lol

[tadsgirl22]

LOL-were you thinkin' what I was thinkin'?

[7SinfulPleasures]

yep. xD

[MrWalala1]

the 3rd guys isnt just a stupid, hes a retard too. wtf.

[Daedryon]

Clench the spaghetti in between his ass cheeks and make the bitch eat it from his ass.

[subdemon1]

wow awesome!!

[Unclesamslair]

the wife looks like shes 13

[DontBeliveWhatUSee]

man thats nice xDD

[livedandletdie]

the eyes were the best and the most yucky part

[hesmysassafrass]

WHAT

[Degges99]

those were stupid tricks. but i dont know if the second guy was human...

[MissMockingBirdy]

i can't watch this nasty shit anymore OMG

[Demithegoddess]

Ya know what's sad . . . . how did these people even find out they could do these things.

Did boardum insue? Was a bet lost? Did they just wanna see how incredibly low on the food chain they could fall?

[h0tJulius]

wow that freaked me out

[Rochel007]

Oh God! now that I've seen that third guy and saw what he can do, I would run as fast as I can from him if I see him ever in my life...he really scared me!!

[Notownsoad]

pussy

[cmdipstick65]

Awe... I'm actually a nice guy. lol

[Rochel007]

Oh damn....RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! (hehe kidding)

I'm sure u are, but that eye thing really freaks me out..,call me a sissy but that IS very scary... a word of advice: dont EVER do that in front of a girl u want to ask out! maybe later, but never in ur first date xp

[jcdenton7]

How he made only 3 tricks last 7:50 is beyond me. Disappointing.

[2009stalker]

ha ha that is some good stuff

[WowRemade]

I bet He has a big ass nose!

[murlocinvasion]

lol xD

[lavitaebella27]

i would pay money to have been in the same room as the chainsaw man when he discovered that talent! :)

[cargot35]

yea haha and howd the two people with the spaghetti figure they could do that?

[XepherProductions]

they play with intestines

[dizcou]

PEPSI KICK VIDA O MUERTE!!

[acebunny17]

????? what?

[bigsexyjoejoe]

she likes it.Ha!

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

7:12

HOW?!?!?!!!!

[GlambertsUnited]

LOL, oh man, that was awesome.

[poggle15]

that chainsaw wa so cool!

[kavimander]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH wow best chainsaw

[eragon118]

it must hurts

[Luckygirl189]

i luv the guy from cheyenne, wy the best cuz im from there^-^ and im glad that he got on there cuz no one really nos where freaking wyoming is or where cheyenne is and were a really great city actually cuz its nice and quiet. wyoming is a really great state 2 cuz its nice and quiet and even tho it can get boring at times still no has to lock their door every nite worrying that someone mite try to break in and kill them like big citys

[lease1981]

Wyoming is great huh? learn to spell.....

[Luckygirl189]

stupid i was hurrying so thats why i wasnt spelling right you dipshit. who really gives a fuck of how i spell on the internet anyways i dont spell like that in like school or something. gosh get a life buddy

[lease1981]

why is it that people feel the need to cuss? you can state your opinion without the bad language.

[Luckygirl189]

yea i can be that person was making me mad. and i can cuss if i want to your not my mom. plus who said that those words are bad? their just words. i mean like did some random person just come up to someone and say that those words are bad? i mean who has the authority to do that? and if you think you do you certainly dont

[lease1981]

discussion over :) enjoy your childhood when you are a adult you won't get away with it so easily..good luck

[Luckygirl189]

retard im not an adult im 13

[Srt4black]

FUCK

[Lastknownuser]

Fuck fuck Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

[atincontin]

I wish the senior pedophile Letterman catches the swine flu!

[modestoca25]

STUPID...

[jane5457]

David is a stupid human trick. plus dirty old 68 yr old man.pervert

[jodierocksursocks]

LOL id like to see you get that famous.

Youre either jealous or plain stupid.

[TheCONTINUE]

shut up, you stupid soccer mom...you're just bitter that Sarah Palin lost

[jane5457]

No not bitter I was not for sarah, but i am for childrens rights...No not a soccer mom ,but I do lov tennis....

[rwbedford]

um...he's 62. He even clarified that. Watch the show more often, and you will see how he is.

[jane5457]

My bad he is a 62 yr old pervert.. likes 14 yr olds

[Chad90909]

God.. Americans are fucking retarted

[jane5457]

judging from your site..lets just say who is retarded?

[Chad90909]

My site?

[jane5457]

yeah duhhh

[Chad90909]

What is my site? Website? Location? What the hell are you talking about

[jane5457]

Let me explain when you post a comment your user name exp{Chad90909} me =I click on your name and wala i can see your site where you are from and so on and what you like and what vedios you like all of that stuff. how old you are all that stuff try it on my name click on it and you will see what i sort of like...

[Chad90909]

Right.. that is a profile. Not a site. Im not from Anguila either. See the beauty about the internet is that we can be whoever we want and I see you have chosen to be an idiot. Please, go back to watching The Price is Right and drinking decaf coffee and stop writing stupid shit about Letterman. Its a joke. Stop crying.

[jane5457]

HAHA great cover......but i think you are only fooling yourself site=profile same thing...HAHAHA omg this is so funny....Move on guy I would not want to annoy you anymore.

[Chad90909]

And I repeat.. idiot

[jane5457]

You told everyone you are not who you say you are do you really think anyone cares ...MOVE ON ...stop embrassing yourself...

[godx2v]

she is lol

[andrewlao321]

this is buging me off

[andrewlao321]

this is stupid

[RAiZZeR100]

that was the stupidest thing ive ever seen

[KillAllTheHippies]

Dave must have a degree in geography...or something

[Glorthac]

testing.

[gibby462]

that was funny

[gibby462]

sarah palin is a dirty nasty cunt!!!!

[seka1986]

Letterman is a senile old asshole.

[luismsf5]

eww LOL

[RareAirSupply]

That was humor at the age of an 8 year old...

[ehcmier]

"Stupid Human Tricks"

[kapaka12]

2:00... he is referring to palin, isn't he?

:-D

[tcorn29235]

hes talking about how the recent new york govenor had an affair/or was a pedofile or something

[kelzkelz520]

yaa he just had a response to palin's complaint on her "website "

[moski3]

Oh, that OLD Pedophile Dave is so funny!

[bajrah]

how did he do that with a fork ?? omg. . .

[ovasskhan]

Oh wow 320 Views

[nemkell]

is that budapest city on the background?