Hot Mama Jokes / Stories ( funny stuff )

[JacobStetar]

i was at a party at friends one time and my one buddy who came to the party with me banged are friends mom, and we all could hear them in the other room. one time back in the day. But Damn dude your mamma is looking hot to me tonight right now Dog! Looking so hot i got a semi truck in my pants Brozilla!

[scorpioswrath]

Your mom's so stupid, she was on her way to Disney World, she saw a sign that said Disney World Left. So she turned around and went home. =D

[mahmoudian20]

You are fucking retard.

Go fuck yourself!

[hizkijah09]

yo momma so hot she burned me! lame? i know

[Allan828100]

yo mommas so stupid she went to the movies and saw a sign that under 17 not permitted, so she went home and got 16 of er friends(:

[Froshigi]

yo mamaz so hot the mexican jalepenos stayed awat from her

[beastofblurdon]

ter mommas so stupid she fell asleep in lazy boy and slept on the floor

[gavandkev]

yo mamas like the land before time, her left foot is size 12, her right is size 5, call that bitch little foot

[iraqyouthworld]

vbn bn bn

[manuelealcantara]

yyyyyyooouuuuurrrrrrrrrrr ccccccco0oooooooooollllllll aaaaaaaassssssssss sssssssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttt­ttt

[wertheimerhawk]

yo mamma so fat when shes floating in the ocean with a yellow shirt , people mistaked her for da SUNSET!!!

[lwp3021]

hes fuked? lmao

[emoluver121]

haha wow

[PlayerFint]

your mammas so stupid that she sold her car to get money to buy benzin

[GSRJosh33]

Your mama is so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose Jif

[calebjonese]

your mom is so old i slap her on the back and her tidies fell off

[airfeek1]

yea ur a fuckin dick go kill your self

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

honestly i would dude .. but .. got too many things to do today .. maybe later .. i'll let you know

[soradabomb12]

yo ur homo

i agree with airfeek1 kill your self!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harlaw8]

yo mamas so stupid she sold her car for petrol money

[benburns2]

omg youre so fucking annoying.

[inuyashablood2208]

then dont watch asshole

[inuyashablood2208]

then dont watch asshole

[travislubbers15]

pfff ur mama so fat that the backery called and said they want thr roles back

[jjdueck]

your momas so hot the sun admires her. the best i can do lol thats 1 i thought up tell me if u liked or not.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

hehehe not bad not bad .. i'm sure there's a way we could do something with it .. good job!

[gpgtnv]

You're momma's so fat....she filled the tub and then turned the water on.

[sreembit]

your mom so dumb, she took 2 hours to watch the 60 minutes show

[lineriderking12345]

yo momma so hot she cooks eggs on her cleavage

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

hahhahhhahha loved it !! brilliant!

[foxhound507]

dude...you are fuckin gay as shit...stop stu stu studdering you jew!!!

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

hahaha ... gay i heard that before ..... but no one ever " assumed " i was a jew :p

[foxhound507]

haha...yea i hear ya!

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

i am neither gay nor jew !!! ... i'm just having fun .. maybe you should try to have fun every once in a while !!!.... maybe this way youll get to see thing differently

[jjdueck]

hes not a jew idiot

[michaudlewis]

....................wtf

[Jimizxz]

ur gay

[Badkarma13]

your mom's so hot you wonder how she made a piece of raw bacon like...you?

Ill be here all week. (that wasn't directed towards the maker of this video)

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

hahahaha ... loved it . honestly :P gg :P

[louedge45]

yo momma's so old her birth certificate expired,

yo momma's so fat wen she went to school she sat next to everybody

yo momma's so dumb she asked the number for 999

[opg78744]

your mama is so fat she fell in lovs and broke it, your mama is so fat she fell on a gamecube and turned it to a gameboy. these are two of my favorite yo mama jokes! tell me if you like it plzz

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lollll .. yeah these are nice ones .. funny as hell .. but that's not what i ask for in the video ... sXephil already did a video for fat mamma jokes .. mine is for hot mama jokes

[meeoouch]

this is fuckin stupid!

[uch]

hey hey once i went to my frineds place and saw hsi mom from a distance and thought she was a sexy cousin or something

[kurisitianoz]

noob

[cloudstrife210]

spaz

[Dai3eb]

ur definitly a noob.

[NumpFlump]

ur a noob

[imwatchingcomedy]

you move your neck to dam much and that doesnt make that funny that makes fucking annouying btw your soppoused to say yo moma not oh i you think hes mom is cute and blah blah blah hve u even been through purpity i mean like wtf is wrong with your voice its not deep like it should u look like a 20 yr old with a 10 yr olds voice also if u hadnt notice i did not like your video make another 1 thats good plz lol

[Stormieishot]

u look like a guy I dated last year...

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

loll and what happened???

[Stormieishot]

Actually, I broke up with him on April fools... hahah... no but we're still friends and stuff, so it's cool.

[claridanVIDEOS]

WTF

[xxxsomeweirdoxx]

you mum's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolllll i liked that one :p

[2taki13]

so your mama is so ugly wen she went to joined da ugly contest daye said kno professionals

by vandross brown

age 12

[darknavi86]

i know your gay

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

let's ask that to my girlfriend together shall we ??? loll ... think whatever you want .. i am what you make me ain't i?

[gbedumaster]

any ways its funny. and the .end was real funny, hey add my as a friend.

[olamide95]

hey, dude, do u realy talk like this in real life?

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolll well . not rally .. you see first i'm french :P and second theSoNgAdAyDuDe is mostly a character .. it's all pat of the "show" really .. nt to be taken seriously lol :P

[olamide95]

hey, its real funny any ways, and the end was really funny.

[willowprettybabei]

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[xxrosethornxx]

damn ppl he said hot mama jokes XDD but i dont know any >.>

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

loll yeah some people are slow minded but still thanks for passing by and leaving a message :p

[tacoonacheesenugget]

ure a penis wrinkle

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

you wish i were :p

[jeppsywierdo06]

he he

[progamer9797]

idgi( i dont get it)

[Reniswhatweaimfor]

whaaaaa.....

[crafteymage]

gay gay gay gay

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

sure , probably, maybe not .. nahhh :P

[Da1AnOnlyFraser]

yo momma so fat when she was crossing the rod i tried to swerve round her and ran out of gas

[LiarsDontSin]

LOL I love you, you're so retarded.

[zmass]

Yo mama so stupid she got runover by a parked car.

[amandalicious123]

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolllll classic fat mama joke :p but like i said i'm lookng for hot mama jokes not fat mama jokes .. got a hot mama joke?

[hillbillygill99]

here's a fat mama joke: your mama so fat she's in every picture I took, I went outside,upstairs,bathroom,livi­ngroom, every room in the house taking pictures and she's in every picture. damn your momma's fat.lol, I thought of that myself.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolll very funny one .. but i'm not looking for fat mama jokes .. i'm looking for hot mama jokes .. think you can come up with something?

[hillbillygill99]

your momma is , so hot, that I get a tickle in my tamale south of the border, I mean she fries my banana from 10 feet away.

well I don't know if that was any good but is best i can think of now.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lollll .. well ok . .maybe it needs a little reconstruction :p but the idea is there lolll haha =) keep on coming with new ones if you want :P

[cris360king]

wtf y is this 5 star its soo anyoyin

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

i don,t know .. ask those who voted =)

[killourdays]

Every time I think of hot Mamas, I think of that stupid "Stacy's Mom" song. But it's a good venture.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolll you think about hot mamas often?? :p .. Fun fact about this song .. i had a friend named Stacey before .. ( he was a guy loll )

it pissed him off so hardd everytime somebody was singing this song or when it was playing on the radio .. :P .. and god knows .. when it came out .. it played a whole damn lot LOLL

[killourdays]

No...not really. Only when I'm making fun. Hot mammas are so overrated.

[YveHoward]

I was just joking. I am not conceited in any way. Just being playful.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

that's all good with me :P

[YveHoward]

Does that have anything to do with me being a miltf Robin???...LOL>

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

Yvonne lollll .. noo . not really :p and i never said you were =) .. . but you seem to .. let's say appreciate yourself a lot .. if i were you .. i'd let other people juge that for them selves .. i'm not saying that you're not good looking . .i'm just saying that you seem to insist on the fact that you are beautiful .. for me that's a little superficial .. beauty isn't only skin deep ! sorry .. i don't want to sound rash .. i'm just telling ya =)

[simonote]

u look like my teacher..

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolll your teacher makes hot mama jokes? lolll

[simonote]

noo..but u just look like my teahcer..HAHA...do u use MSN or Aim..?? i wanna chat with u..lol.u seems cool..

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

i sure do use msn .. just give me your adress in a youtube mail message .. i'll add you !! =)

[BarnieGoogle]

"Your mama is so hot, she gave me third degree burns."

Ba dun cha!

Okay it's kinda lame, but this was a hard challenge...

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolll stp it i like that ... totally your style .. mouhouhahaha ! :P

[poetrywithwings]

I can't think of any jokes for you right now... but... here's a wonderful story... about a month after I met my bf he decided to mention me to his dad and he told his dad that I could "suck start a Harley". Isn't that nice?!? heh. Tho he told his mom that I am "one of those good, nerdy Christian girls"... I doubt he ever thought of mentioning the "suck starting a Harley" bit to her!

[sleepzer1]

I like the new look, but you're still not funny.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

if you hate me soooo much .. why do yu bother watching my other videos .. seriously !... telling me i should kill my self with a fork .. that was rude for nothing .. never meant you any harm!!!

anyway :p

[rogerruiz805]

r u french or sumthin? cuz u have a wierd accent. i mean, it doesnt sound like a new york accent or a chicago accent.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

loll i'm from quebec in canada .. so yeah primary language is french :p hehehe, but i'm trying not to massacre english too much . and i think i'm doing an ok job so far :p

thanks for passing by :p

[countryq234]

ove hot momma jokes their hilarious.

keep on makin the videos.

<3 rene

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

do you have any for me???

[countryq234]

sorry wish i did but i dont, i heard a few from from friends but

dont really remember, but watch theylll comr to me later.

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

you'll ask them to post them ??? :p that 'll be great :p

[countryq234]

you know i love you, because you can be stupid and be comfortable with it. Which is really good.

(:

rene

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

hahaha yeah i don't really mind people who don't like my stuff .. can't please everyone .. i just let my self loose and let everybody think what they want about me .. as long as a few people enjoy it =) like you :P

[countryq234]

yes i enjoy your vidoes very much.

(:

[ladymiss1050]

ok im female so dont really do the whole hot momma joke thing, but il giv it a bash anyways.... ur mommas so hot wen she makes sweet love even the neighbours have a ciggarette afterward, howz that?? lol

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

pretty good actually :P .. i loved it .. different from what i'm used to hear .. it's almost cute :P when you think about it .. thanks a lot haha =)

[PATDfanone]

THESE PPL HAVE FUNNY COMMNTS:)

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

yah i know .. i love it :p

[caileighRPUVP]

haha i love how you talk

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

hehehe thanks . .i rarely get that kinda comments :p

[lebronjames945]

your mama is so fat, shes been married for 15 years, and her husband still hasnt seen the other side of her

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

lolll funny but i'm not looking for fat ama jokes .. only for hot mama jokes lolll ;)

[echoside05]

"your momma's so hot, she puts betty crocker to shame!"

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

hahaha, never thought of that :P

[MissWhimsical]

Omg, I´m sooo bad at that! They always comes out wrong ;)

[Babieisis]

ok... hot mama jokes, lol...nah! I don't got no hot mama jokes...sorry...

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

yesssss you do .. i'm sure you heard plenty of them ;)

[sarraksartaj]

Damn, I wish I had something funny to say, but I don't!! Sorry dude!!

I will definitely be interested to see what some other people say.... :)

[theSoNgADaYdUdE]

well peopl didn,t reply anything yet .. hope they do soon =)