not to be a pizza snob but it'll be a cold day in hell before a machine made pizza tastes better than a hand made one. Honestly Digorno no one is going to confuse your over sauced frozen Frisbees and a delivery pizza.
Sure, we may take a little longer to brew a cup, and we may not call it fancy names, but I guess we just care a little more. And that's why Tweek Coffee is still home-brewed from the finest beans we can muster. Yes, Tweek Coffee is a simpler cup, for a simpler America.
ewwww i want my food/drink from vending machine completely concealed! this is just nasty! could you imagine? there could be nasty roaches and shit inside those machine!
Uhhh... I would seriously be concerned over just how clean that machine is. It is no doubt an incredible vending machine, but it no doubt collects a lot of germs unless it's thoroughly cleaned regularly.
@korhil10 You dont know what country Im from. So please tell me why its from my country ? makes it worse if it is because that way we are building them and selling them to your lazy fat asses and you all are to retarded to turn something like this down.
That pizza looked fucking disgusting. Also lazy fat americans ! why make so much stuff to make simple things easier, no wonder you all have a health problem. What even happened to the trouble free picking up your phone and phoning a pizza if you dont want to go out and buy one. Oh what that would me you all would need to walk a metre to pick up your phone. Feel sorry for your country
@Mcghi3 I feel sorry for your bitch ass. Dont talk shit because first of all, your lazy ass watched the video. I feel sorry for your dumb ass in the first place. Waste of sperm. Shoulda been swallowed.
@Mcghi3 lmao first of all, no ones a faggot or a ghetto "waster". go get a life, upload a pic and some vids, and then talk shit. But until then, shut your fucking mouth. ugly piece of shit.
@DesignerzOnly lol way to turb around your whole aspect of commenting, "upload a pic and some vids" and then at the end you though you know what im going to self destruct my entire comment and make myself look like a fool infront of everyone that watches this, "ugly piece of shit" ........ WTF ? as I said WASTE man ! infact I feel sorry for you now because I didnt even need to mock you there, you done it yourself hahaha fail ?
@TheOtherSweeder metres and feet are both a form of measurment we use to calculate distance, it can be either or. Please next time before looking like a jackass go and get a proper education. Yes , metres are mostly used for the length of something but then isn't the distance of something a length anyway ? exactly. Also I wasnt generalizing vending machines I just said WE DO not this one.
@Mcghi3 although meters are a unit of distance/measurement if you lived in the US you would know we use the standard system instead of metric. Also, I am educated for example if my phone is five feet away I know that it is about one and a half meters away. As for your comment on vending machines in your first comment you said that we make simple things easier. To me that like saying the vending machine is ours. There is alot of fucking counties that wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the US.
@TheOtherSweeder Well you shouldnt make asumptions, not everyone is from the US. My country uses the metric system so there for I DO know what I was talking and I DID use the right term. Also if I said it was yours, then I would have said it simple as that. Every country lives by its own rights and ways of life, so no if there was no US these countries would still exist. Western civilzation just takes over and corrupts countries, also if it wasnt for the british empire there wouldnt be a US
@Mcghi3 You still implied we made the machine, and also what i was saying about the measuring systems was that the US uses standard and that doesn't include meters ,i never assumed you lived in the US I said if you did, i didn't say we take over corrupt contries in World War II if we didn't join the war then most of Europe probbly would have been taken over posibly your contry so stop tring to win a usless argument that wouldn't have started if you didn't post your first comment
@TheOtherSweeder What ? do you even read comments, or take anything in ? I never once said the US made the machine, in your last comment you said otherwise. Lay of the drugs. Also please construct a sentence in English the next time please because the way you typed that didn't make sense, you were tripping up over your own words and your spelling and grammar decreased my IQ, thanks. FYI Britain already won the battle of Britain and stopped the UK being invaded, so your wrong on that statement .
@cha0tic My English is perfectly fine, so go and get a life you grammar nazi. Also FYI only thing that was wrong with my previous comments where that I "typo'd" a few times, but my English is still better than yours pal. Yet again more assumptions here, if you weren't so deluded and actually could read, you would not see in any of my comments that I have stated to be English, so away back to your cave. You have been dealt with.
@Mcghi3 It wasn't an assumption,but more like an educated guess. In your channel, under country, you put it as United Kingdom. It could be a lie and you just chose a random country. But in your previous comment, you stated that your country uses the metric system. To my knowledge, Britain still does. It could be a coincidence, sure, until you also said that if it wasn't for the british empire there wouldn't be a US. So that led me to believe you were either English or British.
@Mcghi3 But either or, it doesn't change the fact that your english is terrible, your grammar is appauling, and if you spent more time on getting an education and less time worrying about the lifestyles of other countries, it might do you some good.
@cha0tic Okay, you know what since you think your so high and mighty then specify where I have made any Grammatical mistakes? I think you will find if you were educated in reading REAL english you would find that my english is perfect, so why dont you go away and bitch on some forum instead of making a complete ass of yourself. Also anyone who claims you have bad english, when infact your writing in a perfect manner, are infact trolls that have nothing to say.
@cha0tic You have also used "But either or" way out of context and since you seem to be so good at english you would know realise that. Another thing as well, you dont start a sentence with "but" you get taught that at the age of 4 when you are learning how to properly write english. You my friend need to get off that pedestal because you are not higher than anyone else, so please , get a life. Also I am writing this comment from college, so who hasn't got a life ?
@Mcghi3 "That pizza looked fucking disgusting. Also lazy fat americans ! why make so much stuff to make simple things easier, no wonder you all have a health problem. What even happened to the trouble free picking up your phone and phoning a pizza if you dont want to go out and buy one. Oh what that would me you all would need to walk a metre to pick up your phone. Feel sorry for your country" - Mcghi3
If you cannot see what is wrong, I'd advise not to tell anyone that you go to college.
@cha0tic So where is the lack of English or grammar present in this comment ? Yes it is offensive and in a trolling manner, but it was grammatically correct and not incorrectly spelt. As you so claim you have a issue with my english so, as I said before please point out these "supposed" mistakes. Also have a nice day and thanks for making me laugh at your failure and the fact that after all that strive you ended up embarrassing yourself.
OMG where is this?!
letschat6 23 hours ago
this is soo cool on soo many levels
8theknittingninja8 2 days ago
There goes more American jobs down the drain.
aj71792 6 days ago 3
que buen inbento xd
nancome3000 1 week ago
ROBOTS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS! fast food is the next to go, we alredy lost factories -_-
regalgsme 3 weeks ago 3
not to be a pizza snob but it'll be a cold day in hell before a machine made pizza tastes better than a hand made one. Honestly Digorno no one is going to confuse your over sauced frozen Frisbees and a delivery pizza.
SnrRaphaelTortuga 3 weeks ago
THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUCKING AWESOOOMEEE!!!!!
VolcomStonedHD 3 weeks ago
OBVIOUS FAKE!
You couldn't fit the camera inside the machine!
TheBasquez 4 weeks ago
@TheBasquez You haven't seen how crazy small cameras can get then.
YukoAsho 4 weeks ago
@TheBasquez your whole life was a lie, oh you are adopted btw
sisuo2 3 weeks ago
Surely it must take like 10 minutes per pizza
Alfourthousand 1 month ago
@Alfourthousand IKR thats why it says "2.5 mins" on the front of the machine.
TheBasquez 4 weeks ago
Do you realise how fucking awesome that is?
DannyC440 1 month ago
SO COOL
knightguardking2 1 month ago
i never thought the day when this shit could replace women.
oGHitmarker 1 month ago
lol that pizza looks so thin though, i'll pass
RaidGamingHD 1 month ago
Look ma i made myself a pizza
OnlyPlayLoL 1 month ago
wth
jedimasterpest 1 month ago
I worry about might drop little oil from the machine been running so long then many clinic..
MrBrotherbear1977 1 month ago
how the fuck did i end up here???
01cieran 1 month ago 3
@01cieran trying to steal cokes weren't you?
Kindostix 1 month ago 2
now I want pizza lol
REWej8 1 month ago
5 months later it arrives..
kthapar01 1 month ago
Now what would make this great if it would cut it up in to slices.
KpopWarp 1 month ago
they're in palermo airport in sicily ;)
ipodgrey2 1 month ago
damn asians.
moreradnick 1 month ago
@moreradnick but the machine is Italian ( I think )
MrCursyy 1 month ago
I want one
bigerears 1 month ago
Sure, we may take a little longer to brew a cup, and we may not call it fancy names, but I guess we just care a little more. And that's why Tweek Coffee is still home-brewed from the finest beans we can muster. Yes, Tweek Coffee is a simpler cup, for a simpler America.
MajorasFlask 1 month ago 12
@MajorasFlask Stfu.
grenwals 1 month ago
@MajorasFlask Stfu.
TechMoviesOfCod 1 month ago
Just imagine that... LOL.
rk05127 1 month ago
lmao literally!
kaylahface 1 month ago
If we had an updated video it would show a fat person getting pizza.
UnholyStyx 1 month ago
only in italy
onebeanmachine 1 month ago
yyeeeeaaaaaa but waiting in line would be a bitch.
blaine1764 1 month ago 40
like my comment if you think this will become the world's next fast food service
iamhappy999999999999 1 month ago
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Why Da Fuck dont we have this!?!
twoolane2 1 month ago 4
this is not good for pizza restaurants
Unmatchable3 1 month ago
I will admit I got boner watching this video..........and its wasn't because of the woman.
rojas2951 1 month ago
i think im gonna jizz
FriqFeedz 1 month ago
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patrick10001 2 months ago
it looks like hit has alot of intricate parts would probably break down alot.
skiie 2 months ago
Ohh... My... God...!
kawarandy 2 months ago
where is it at?
Brandonfriends2011 2 months ago
that cool
Brandonfriends2011 2 months ago
omfg it's like a fucking restaurant that you can put in your house
PizzaNuggetz 2 months ago
@PizzaNuggetz Ahh, I can see you come from the other side :p..
patrick10001 2 months ago
@patrick10001 not all Americans are fat, just most are... and I live in Canada on the border to Michigan so technically you're wrong :)
PizzaNuggetz 2 months ago
@PizzaNuggetz Uhh? No, no lol
patrick10001 2 months ago
That's it, I'm throwing away my fridge and getting one of these instead.
Jimaera 2 months ago
why are these not every where!?
ProductionZxx 2 months ago
but it doesnt slice it
Bellaahah 2 months ago
@Bellaahah Real men eat a pizza without it sliced...or if your scooby doo.
DragBag2000 2 months ago
OHMYFUCKINGJESUS.
lilmatsi95ACOG 2 months ago
@lilmatsi95ACOG lol
Rumblefish63 2 months ago
Why would you want to have a vegetable vending machine?
mikinchikin 2 months ago 2
@mikinchikin I see what you did there ;)
toripavlock 2 months ago
Dawajcie to do Polski :)!
Magdalenka1982 2 months ago
Dear santa....
.
Mapcrasy 2 months ago
This is the most beautiful thing on YouTube, I cried
Riposte8 2 months ago 2
yes yes yes yes
GaryOakish 2 months ago
It needs to slice the pizza too, or else it'll be too hard to eat.
blatherskitenoir 2 months ago
now how long do you wait for the pizza to be ready?
GeneralPie29 2 months ago
@GeneralPie29 about 3 mins.
Rumblefish63 2 months ago
Made with love.
CalandoT 2 months ago
"Mama mía, andu werrrre iz de Passionnn!!?"
Pipistrello4ever 2 months ago
...What a fat bitch!
gtsomething 2 months ago
omg I need one of these for my house!
MrNumberFour 2 months ago
how did i get here
kraerocks 2 months ago 2
where is the love?
koloie 2 months ago
Cooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!
burnett159 2 months ago
how much that machine?
i wanna buy for my office
heavenofchild 2 months ago
@heavenofchild no you wont
akumatiti 2 months ago
ewwww i want my food/drink from vending machine completely concealed! this is just nasty! could you imagine? there could be nasty roaches and shit inside those machine!
2uneek 2 months ago
Uhhh... I would seriously be concerned over just how clean that machine is. It is no doubt an incredible vending machine, but it no doubt collects a lot of germs unless it's thoroughly cleaned regularly.
jackass149023 2 months ago
@jackass149023 just add an self cleaning function to it:)
98770 2 months ago
How much does one of these cost because i want it
demon666019236660192 2 months ago
I NEED THIS.
spillz09 2 months ago
Santa? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase?
ClamEatsCurry 2 months ago 51
They should have these at my school!!!
TheAquagoddess 2 months ago
And why don't we have these in america???
LaxerBro55 2 months ago
@LaxerBro55 lol
arnoldnavarro21 2 months ago
Shut up and take my money!
salgfrancisco 2 months ago
how long does it take?
kokomoman 2 months ago
@kokomoman 2 and a half minutes.
TheSoccerDude923 2 months ago
not KOSHER! lol
TopGoldVideos 2 months ago
that's it, no need for humans anymore
lightside4 3 months ago
why hello 240p
DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO 3 months ago
Squishing the dough like that dosen´t cause a taste difference...
mrsweetnutzzz 3 months ago
squishing the dough like that into a circle causes massive taste differences....not buying this crap
HumaneAnon 3 months ago
@HumaneAnon Hahaha
hiko1989 2 months ago
WHY ARE THESE NOT POPULAR IN THE STATES YET?!?!
nOmIcRo4u 3 months ago
I wonder how good of a quality that pizza actually is.
KyleSpringer12 3 months ago
I don't think I breathed until it was over...
Shittypowpow 3 months ago 32
steal it
19alexuta 3 months ago
but will it blend?
Freakybananayo 3 months ago
that gotta be fake...
6amache 3 months ago
Okay argos ill take one of these and one of those supermarket vendors too lmao
Knostosis1 3 months ago
7 people are pizza store owners
NationalPlaylist 3 months ago
like if you're watching this in 2011
m1c08300 3 months ago
@m1c08300 no we watching in 1778
streetlifearre 3 months ago
@streetlifearre IM WATCHING IN 3134
Freakybananayo 3 months ago
where is that? i want to try!! :)
habebet 3 months ago
From Italy correct - this pizza machine got introduced like 2 years ago at a vending trade show.
wendellb100 3 months ago
A transformer made my damn pizza!
tdot06 3 months ago
@remo1137 actually, those vending machines are made in Italy.
AnimatorsatWork 3 months ago
wow coooooooooool why i'm not from japan :'(
remo1137 3 months ago
how long you need to wait?
6541Alex 3 months ago
where de fuk is this thing i must try this shit tell me!
KillaGamer09 3 months ago
Damn, this is vending machine porn.
MitchZer0II 3 months ago
hahahahahaha first comment is priceless :D
marniaczek 3 months ago
3hours later: aah the pizza came (:
jugeee1 3 months ago
Dear Santa...
macandease 3 months ago
@GrizzledOldBear goto @1:01 it says 2.5 minuti (minutes). That's pretty damn fast for a pizza. Shame that beast is in Italy.
setsunasamachan 3 months ago
How often do they clean the machine?
NallePu83 3 months ago
@NallePu83 probably every time they refill the ingredients
HeroicGrowl 3 months ago
Sorry, I like my pizza hand tossed. :/
IareMikeJones 3 months ago
WHAT IS THIS DEBAUCHERY?!
XEmuX1942 3 months ago
where is that thing
johnmcgowan315 3 months ago
did i just watch a pizza being made wth
MonkeyXSilly 3 months ago
wtf -.- how did i get here from boats and hoes? :0
sRmownzz 3 months ago
Who will wait at a vending machine for a pizza made fresh?
GrizzledOldBear 3 months ago
now where can i buy this?
carrotableT 3 months ago
Imma hungry!
LoaderTorrent 3 months ago
The Jetsons predicted it.
DXMan2330 3 months ago
wish they had that here love the ideal no one touches my food,
EsteeDarla 4 months ago
DO WANT!
freelancechemist 4 months ago
WITCHCRAFT!
Dotmw 4 months ago 62
cooooooooooooooooooool
omgitskennedy11 4 months ago
In the meantime you could go to a pizza restaurant and get one yourself.
zezimaking 4 months ago 3
@zezimaking In 2.5 minutes?
ElPanther78 4 months ago
It's Mine... My own. My prrrrrrecious.
singletona082 4 months ago 78
@singletona082 IT MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
YouWantCHEEZE 3 months ago
Mario is inside there
MrLearntoread 4 months ago 3
it caught my eye.. that pizza didn't look tasty, and vending machines are all pretty dirty..
punkpropaganda 4 months ago
how did i get here??
TheGuyAtaComputer 4 months ago
You'r personal fatty machine !
tobb1875 4 months ago
nope hot n ready 5 bucks in an out still wins
MrWendelllee 4 months ago
thats the shit my lazy ass gotta put one of those in my house
repor6 4 months ago
O_____________O WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!!!
treeckolf 4 months ago
i want one .. :D
bongotromme 4 months ago
In Russia, you get guns
HPzombies 4 months ago
Is it real?
XDJDudeXD 4 months ago
This is cool!
sinfuledge 4 months ago
Don't worry the guitar music will play when you order the pizza. Very relaxing
CeddyPopOfficial 4 months ago
Okay she presses the button at 0:05 then she waits till 1:00 so she waited 55 seconds... BIGGEST LINE EVER
SoundShunter72 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 this is from your country
korhil10 4 months ago
see letspizza . co . uk
korhil10 4 months ago
@korhil10 You dont know what country Im from. So please tell me why its from my country ? makes it worse if it is because that way we are building them and selling them to your lazy fat asses and you all are to retarded to turn something like this down.
Mcghi3 4 months ago
That pizza looked fucking disgusting. Also lazy fat americans ! why make so much stuff to make simple things easier, no wonder you all have a health problem. What even happened to the trouble free picking up your phone and phoning a pizza if you dont want to go out and buy one. Oh what that would me you all would need to walk a metre to pick up your phone. Feel sorry for your country
Mcghi3 4 months ago
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korhil10 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 I feel sorry for your bitch ass. Dont talk shit because first of all, your lazy ass watched the video. I feel sorry for your dumb ass in the first place. Waste of sperm. Shoulda been swallowed.
DesignerzOnly 4 months ago
@DesignerzOnly U mad bro ? yeah Im sorry next time I will make sure you get your sperm to swallow, fucking faggot ass ghetto waster
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 lmao first of all, no ones a faggot or a ghetto "waster". go get a life, upload a pic and some vids, and then talk shit. But until then, shut your fucking mouth. ugly piece of shit.
DesignerzOnly 4 months ago
@DesignerzOnly lol way to turb around your whole aspect of commenting, "upload a pic and some vids" and then at the end you though you know what im going to self destruct my entire comment and make myself look like a fool infront of everyone that watches this, "ugly piece of shit" ........ WTF ? as I said WASTE man ! infact I feel sorry for you now because I didnt even need to mock you there, you done it yourself hahaha fail ?
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 we dont walk meters we walk feet and the words on machine arent in english they're in italian
TheOtherSweeder 4 months ago
@TheOtherSweeder metres and feet are both a form of measurment we use to calculate distance, it can be either or. Please next time before looking like a jackass go and get a proper education. Yes , metres are mostly used for the length of something but then isn't the distance of something a length anyway ? exactly. Also I wasnt generalizing vending machines I just said WE DO not this one.
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 although meters are a unit of distance/measurement if you lived in the US you would know we use the standard system instead of metric. Also, I am educated for example if my phone is five feet away I know that it is about one and a half meters away. As for your comment on vending machines in your first comment you said that we make simple things easier. To me that like saying the vending machine is ours. There is alot of fucking counties that wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the US.
TheOtherSweeder 4 months ago
@TheOtherSweeder Well you shouldnt make asumptions, not everyone is from the US. My country uses the metric system so there for I DO know what I was talking and I DID use the right term. Also if I said it was yours, then I would have said it simple as that. Every country lives by its own rights and ways of life, so no if there was no US these countries would still exist. Western civilzation just takes over and corrupts countries, also if it wasnt for the british empire there wouldnt be a US
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 You still implied we made the machine, and also what i was saying about the measuring systems was that the US uses standard and that doesn't include meters ,i never assumed you lived in the US I said if you did, i didn't say we take over corrupt contries in World War II if we didn't join the war then most of Europe probbly would have been taken over posibly your contry so stop tring to win a usless argument that wouldn't have started if you didn't post your first comment
TheOtherSweeder 4 months ago
@TheOtherSweeder What ? do you even read comments, or take anything in ? I never once said the US made the machine, in your last comment you said otherwise. Lay of the drugs. Also please construct a sentence in English the next time please because the way you typed that didn't make sense, you were tripping up over your own words and your spelling and grammar decreased my IQ, thanks. FYI Britain already won the battle of Britain and stopped the UK being invaded, so your wrong on that statement .
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 For an englishman, your english is quite terrible. And the machine isn't even from the US, if you look closely, it's in italian.
cha0tic 4 months ago
@cha0tic My English is perfectly fine, so go and get a life you grammar nazi. Also FYI only thing that was wrong with my previous comments where that I "typo'd" a few times, but my English is still better than yours pal. Yet again more assumptions here, if you weren't so deluded and actually could read, you would not see in any of my comments that I have stated to be English, so away back to your cave. You have been dealt with.
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 It wasn't an assumption,but more like an educated guess. In your channel, under country, you put it as United Kingdom. It could be a lie and you just chose a random country. But in your previous comment, you stated that your country uses the metric system. To my knowledge, Britain still does. It could be a coincidence, sure, until you also said that if it wasn't for the british empire there wouldn't be a US. So that led me to believe you were either English or British.
cha0tic 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 But either or, it doesn't change the fact that your english is terrible, your grammar is appauling, and if you spent more time on getting an education and less time worrying about the lifestyles of other countries, it might do you some good.
cha0tic 4 months ago
@cha0tic Okay, you know what since you think your so high and mighty then specify where I have made any Grammatical mistakes? I think you will find if you were educated in reading REAL english you would find that my english is perfect, so why dont you go away and bitch on some forum instead of making a complete ass of yourself. Also anyone who claims you have bad english, when infact your writing in a perfect manner, are infact trolls that have nothing to say.
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@cha0tic You have also used "But either or" way out of context and since you seem to be so good at english you would know realise that. Another thing as well, you dont start a sentence with "but" you get taught that at the age of 4 when you are learning how to properly write english. You my friend need to get off that pedestal because you are not higher than anyone else, so please , get a life. Also I am writing this comment from college, so who hasn't got a life ?
Mcghi3 4 months ago
@Mcghi3 "That pizza looked fucking disgusting. Also lazy fat americans ! why make so much stuff to make simple things easier, no wonder you all have a health problem. What even happened to the trouble free picking up your phone and phoning a pizza if you dont want to go out and buy one. Oh what that would me you all would need to walk a metre to pick up your phone. Feel sorry for your country" - Mcghi3
If you cannot see what is wrong, I'd advise not to tell anyone that you go to college.
cha0tic 4 months ago
@cha0tic So where is the lack of English or grammar present in this comment ? Yes it is offensive and in a trolling manner, but it was grammatically correct and not incorrectly spelt. As you so claim you have a issue with my english so, as I said before please point out these "supposed" mistakes. Also have a nice day and thanks for making me laugh at your failure and the fact that after all that strive you ended up embarrassing yourself.
Mcghi3 4 months ago
Wait all that time and then the pizza probably taste like crap xD
UnicornChaos 4 months ago
that pizza is probely GROSS
blairwitchprojects 4 months ago
omg awesome
SuperNaturallyTuned 4 months ago
Where is this?
Matsuyamanokage 4 months ago
So aren't machines cheaper than real people making pizza?
ArnixBarnijs 5 months ago