Introducing Zaphod

[lapOliciamexicana]

Ever since I got Netflix I've watched/listened to every episode of 30 Rock 483403815843793843029153848324 times.

[wcaprar89]

Lol! You guys aren't offensive on nefarious fauxpod at all! Not unless your asian, or in a wheelchair, or have diabeetus, or are an unsophisticated swine. Otherwise, not offensive at all

[bmcaleri]

1:05 ... perfect foreshadowing of Pottermore.

[cherio28]

0:59 ... what the hell?

[Ipoetize]

"And even if we took like the bus" "Um we might have to sit next to strangers" You deliver some good kinda funny there mister.

[lyla951217]

DON'T GO TO PORTLAND STATE!!!! Go to WOU! That way you'll go to school with my mom and I can stalk you more easily....

[krisswell]

I realized that sounded like I loved strangers. I don't.

[krisswell]

What's wrong with strangers?

[AmandaAmburgey]

Gaaahhhhhd I love 30 Rock.

[BuriedErect]

My cat doesn't appreciate anyone or anything. Excepting the person who feeds her, which is usually not me. She's a jerk.

Side note, I just started watching your videos and sincerely enjoy them.

[chasers16]

my cat appreciates you

[InvaderZimMokima17]

My cats appreciate you, Adam. They love you.

[bookrazy]

Beeblebrox

[Emmahahah]

Wait?...You go to Portland State? I go to Portland State!:)

[dragonflyblu92]

Why are all the hot guys going to PSU?! Clearly I'm at the wrong college.

[mynameismollie]

YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS

[RAWRsarahRAWR]

Be sure to listen to NF with all of your Chinese factory worker friends, THEY'LL LOVE IT.

[BulletxforxJulie]

LOL I loved your advice about getting up early, it is so very very true.

[maddieweston]

I do like your appearance.

[dogsami316]

Cats may not appreciate you, but my dog sure likes your voice! :)

[AhoyRianne]

Owhh, i was looking forward to going with you aswell. :|

[cocolikoyeah]

ohgee just realized you looked and dressed like micheal thot here

[WhirledSol]

Welcome to college; where you only get what you want if you do it 3 years in advance.

[Cadegoestocollege]

Your camera is beautiful! So is your room! :P

#1 Vidcon difference - Cade wuz there.

Awesome! So glad you've got your classes! Schedule an early advising appt. that way you can register sooner and definitely secure your classes for the Spring.

Did you get that book for graduation btw? Because I totally got that book for graduation haha xD

AW YEAH 3DS AMBASSADORS!!!

[vintagecrown]

I wish I could just rent you for a day to go on my daily adventures...

That would be awesome.

Also, diggin' the hair.... and.... the face.

:D

~good day kind sir

[LizzieRadio]

Okay, I just watched the bertween line again to make sure it was still funny and it is. It is.

[LizzieRadio]

Ha! Bertween. That's a funny word. Ha.

[TheComet121]

Ohh, i love you. :)

[manhattenwe]

Fine you have our permission to go without us, IF you make awesome videos about it !

[musicforlife209]

You look like you are trapped in the 70s with your hair style and plaid shirt. I really like it.

[cuzins913]

aw i thought you were serious about your "creator's side"

[xxrockingirlxx]

30 rock on netflix killed my sleep schedule.

[castellijm]

just wondering... when do you get your braces off?

[Nire1989]

I wouldn't recommend listening to Nefarious Fauxpod with your grandparents if they are A. Old fashioned or B. Asain or C. All of the above.

[bandofsheep]

"party edition?" whaaaatttttttt

[tbrogan8009]

hell yeah hitchhiker's guide

[faithyy7]

Am I sensing a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy reference?

[yillenhooolihay]

"Oh The Places You'll Go" was definitely my present for graduating kindergarten. good times.

[hoeprah]

And you're not wearing glasses.

[hoeprah]

Your hair looks very big.

[Stanelz]

wow your room looks so much different in HD...loljk

[SteltekOne]

Wait, so your camera has two heads?

[MahhKahh1]

I love the name for your camera.

[cocolikoyeah]

cool channel, with or without glasses..look surprisingly good without though.

[sargentkatn079]

oh the places you will go PARTY EDITION! I am so happy you got your fancy camera and can't wait to meet you at vidcon one day :D

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

im liking that shaggy hair.

[xboazx]

Oh the places you'll go is my favourite book.

[TheOrangeDream]

You are kind of offensive to Asian people though. ;)

[thesilverholly]

refreshing the page to get to know your classes sounds really familiar to me :)

[Hanslijosephine]

omg when the artsy video started I thought to myself: Adam you should not be doing this!!! Then it returned to normal and my life was okay again xD

[cocolikoyeah]

you seem like a nice person. um, whens ur birthday?

[SchatTreasure]

strange hoping adam would have a creative side ! :o

[TheWoozyFloozy]

Your cheeks are so much rosier.

[itslovebb]

"It's no offensive" No not at all..

[youmeandtheoctopus]

What's your friend code?

[onethousandsteps]

I experienced the exact same "holy crap, days are long" thing when I graduated college. It's a very strange feeling.

[KT1419]

You can go on your own. I don't want to be on a smelly bus anyway.

Have a good trip and bring me back a present, please! ;)

[mollielie]

You have very interesting eyes.

[woodlandfox2112]

my cats appreciate you! they like you sans glasses.

[-7

[ControlledInsanitty]

Your pupils are quite large...

[Madichamp]

2:25-2:49 Hhah :) This is why I love you, Adam

You're so delightfully awkward :) 

[wweleah]

Haha that totally happend to me today. I had to wake up super early today.....and I was like "Hollyyy ballsack the day is taking forever!" lol. Cuz' I normally dont get up til like somewhere between 12pm-2pm, haha.

[MissSarcastic15]

I'm not sure how I got here or who you are.... But I just subscribed. :)

[scenechick18]

your SOO HOTT!!

[Cadwaladr]

I got up at like 5:30 the other day. Days are SO long.

[KBRNerdfighter]

@Cadwaladr I wake up that early all the time. :(

[RockinViolinist]

30 ROCK.

best. show. ever. 

[7chobbers7]

It probably will be slightly offensive if you enjoy spending time in prison...

[emilythebravee]

I went to VidCon, and I missed Watsky. I don't wanna talk about it.

[evisruc]

Well, less Asian, more Chinese.

[evisruc]

"We're not offensive." UNLESS you're Asian.

[emulyed]

You can't listen to the Fauxpod with your Chinese factory worker.

[MischievousOwl]

I clicked on this because I thought it will be about zis guy with three hands and two heads... But now I'll check out some of your other videos.

[PatrickEnder]

I didn’t even realize he wasn’t wearing his glasses.

[StrummingSally]

I was legitimately upset when you said you weren't going to do psuedo-artsy, emotional videos of random scenery and yourself looking off camera.

I would have enjoyed that.

[YourAverageAdam]

@StrummingSally i'll make some just for you.

[malarayofsunshine]

cats are very appreciative, Adam! congrats on the new camera!! WOOO! <3

[Drewsaphine]

Is my comment in HD too? I feel like I should get a better font to keep up.

[tripthe1]

Of course my cat won't appreciate you. I don't even appreciate you and I comment on every video.

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for the blurry neck tie behind you.

[scarredhunger]

I have that book!!! Love it :)

[imphlatround]

You make me giggle. ;D

And I actually prefer you with glasses.

[ilikeponies808]

I'm pretty sure my cat would appreciate you. youdon'tknowhim.

[MichaelMidnight]

Depth of Field Adam is awesome! Here's to new horizons and grand big adventures Adam!

[Freedomm13]

I will miss your old camera and the way you can hear the auto-focus sound.

[Cuquiface]

"If you find yourself not having enough time, I recommend waking up early... it's weird."

[Reastrik]

Oh, the places you'll go... in your pants.

[Martheworld]

Full classes, the -best- part of not being a senior. :eyeroll: Actually, it kinda of gets better, but not really by the time you're a senior, then you're competing against your friends and not a ton of strangers.

ahh! color temperature shift! now I want to know, what happened? all in all, congratulations! I hope you have a good freshman year at college and right on for getting a new camera. I want a T-series, but am far from being able to afford one

[nrgumano]

wait, portland state? are you from portland? me 2

[TheBrinizzle]

I am jealous of your party edition of "Oh The Places You'll Go" !

I wonder how much sales for it go up around graduation time :P

[EhMountain]

I was wondering my all my days seemed to be 50% shorter.

[carpevlog]

"We aren't offensive [unless you're Asian.]"

[42quantumleap]

Zaphod like from Hitchhiker's Guide? You are so full of awesome.

[XxXTaylorLaineXxX]

I can't wait until we can all go places together.

[CookieODMonster]

Is that shirt supposed to have a collar?

[JustJaida]

lol when you started playing that artsy video I was like "uhhh why???" lol

[katiebrownkatie]

cute tongue flick 2:43 ;)

[hopeonatenspeed]

i love going places and adventure.

[NanceswithWolves]

Nefarious fauxpod "isn't offensive"? Adam, did you not mock the Asian community in the last episode? C'mon man. MY grandparents/ cats don't want to hear that.

[xPrincessKx]

My first thought was WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?? You should wear your sunnies more often... that was appreciated. Even by my cat.

[sillyhedwig]

nefarious fauxpod is not offensive lololololol what about the chinese factory worker jokes and all the sexist stuff against shawna and jakes hate for texas?

[missblakey]

haha I feel a bit embarrassed because I liked it when you were filming the landscape with that nice music in the background and then you said you hated these kinds of videos :P

[rachpaperscissors]

One time I just didn't go to sleep...god the day after lasted for years! I got so much done, looked at the clock and it was only 10am.

[HatticusRex]

@HattiRex WRONG FUCKING ACCOUNT ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

[JordynJitters]

I didn't miss Watsky. More cookies next year? And, Iol, I'm a college student, what is 7 a.m.?

[dlyc4714]

yeah portland state!!!! nice view by the way - is it from your house??

[conphatty]

marvin and zaphod are definitely the best characters. good choice, sir.

[dlyc4714]

yeah portland state!!!!

[LesPaulization]

Aww.. I was getting excited when you showed that artsy video then I felt let down when you destroyed it. :c

[R4nd0mn33s]

i love your sensitive creative side <3

[llaurenfoott]

Nefarious Fauxpod? I think you mean HILARIOUS Fauxpod!

[TheNicolexoxo]

when you started doing that "artsy" video, I was really really hoping you were kidding. Thank goodness! haha

[Fundippsoyeah]

Who goes to stuff at vidcon? Oregon is pretty. I miss green things.

[chirpofjoy]

My cat totally appreciates Nefarious Fauxpod.

[bulkymittens]

Your hair is enormous now, son.

[iAmWillJ91]

Bertween. <3

[reianaisawesome]

Also, also I would argue the non-offensiveness of Nefaious Fauxpod haha ;) should I mention the Chinese factory worker quips & wheelchair woes?

[reianaisawesome]

I had to supress my giggles when you were being 'sensitive and artsy' :3 awesome new camera & I cannot wait for all of the wonderful adventures!

[Penguin0708]

Cats don't appreciate anything.

I adore Nefarious Fauxpod. And I adore your videos!

[semicolson]

youraverageart. APPRECIATE IT!

[TheCustard17]

I'm delighted that you're not going to make those stupid artsy fartsy videos!

[AdamUPN0w]

Oh and yea congrats on getting the new Dslr, I am thinking of getting that model.

[ninjoy17]

This is the first video of yours that I've seen. And it amused me. Even if I just made an artsy video. :p

[AdamUPN0w]

1:52 Lol well you did technically "make one" 3:05 Yea I have been doing the same just on the Xbox watching Star Trek. So many bottles in the back.

[thatzak]

I hope someone listens to NF with their asian grandparents.

[Drownrats]

Your face reminds me of a turtle.

[YourAverageAdam]

@Drownrats ...i'll take it.

[emmfan09]

How dare you not wear your glasses. I feel personally offended. I want my four minutes back. This is disgraceful. (But, no really, VidCon was fun and stuff, and your camera is cool.)

[Voldey]

Promise me that I'll get to use this camera at VidCon next year. 

[pareesabell]

"We're not offensive. You can listen with you're grandparents..." ...unless they're Asian.

[shaylaluna]

It was lovely seeing you at VidCon. Also, I enjoy your videos immensely.

[livesnearamill]

your pupils are HUGE!

[NessaR12]

I couldn't help but continuously laugh during the 'artsy' part of this video.

Nice camera Adam. :)

[iamuberdude]

Oh, the Places You'll Go... Party Edition? What?  :P

[Marcharig]

Doesn't Shawna make a ton of those videos lol?

[GWYNZILLAAA]

so jelly of the new camera :O

looks beaut!

[brogers77]

Amazing what a difference HD makes. My brother lives in Portland, I visited him a few weeks back. Awesome town. Love all the forms of public transportation. And La Happy.

[Lifeintakes]

Cool camera, video, book, Nintendo, insomnia, banter, your face, god damn it!

[GlitchComputer]

What lenses did you get for the T3i?? I was thinking of getting one myself JUST NOW! xD

[cakeykhans]

This was a great video Adam! I'm glad King of the Web exists and helps out youtubers like you! It was AWESOME meeting you at Vidcon! That book looked like you just bought it =p

[mametmonster]

Your camera is so purrrrdy. *jealousy*

[rsmyname]

haha im pretty sure every. single. high school graduate gets that book. for i have one too. who got it for you?

[jocelynallday]

My cat actually doesn't appreciate NF. She gets annoyed from me giggling too much when she sits on my lap while I listen to it.

[heartcruxes]

your artsy fartsy segment is what killed me

[craigmac1989]

maybe not your chinese grandparents

[TheAlinecee]

Dude I knew all this stuff already from Tumblr.

[Cassthespazz]

I was like wait something looks different! But yeah, you're a cutie with or without glasses.

[happycasualme]

I had no idea that Dr. Suess books had a "party version". haha

[YoungNava]

:-]

[HahnJames]

My sister works at Portland State.

I liked the landscape across the hills and stuff, the one with the tree just left of center. Don't get much of that in the area of Michigan where I live.

Was that really a goatee? I thought it was sadow from the lighting. Hehehe. :D

[rosegarden54]

See, my problem when I signed up for classes was that I'm interested in very little enough to have first choice classes over anything else. But, I am aware of the importance of learning and developing my mind, and so I will be taking classes that I may or may not end up enjoying, but there was luckily no major disapointments.

[Toddly00]

The HD on your camera is so good that you can see your "goatee"

[mallorykay13]

I think I'm in love with you. Hehhehe Jk.

[busvlogger]

I saw you from afar at Vidcon! Don't miss Watsky OR the Gregory Bros!

[Sherlirium]

trust me Adam, my cats appreciate you.

[jonjlarson]

If your grandparents are Chinese then definitely listen to Nefarious Fauxpod with them. They'll love it.

[iluvsakuraandsyaoran]

Adventure time!

[HannieHee]

AH I woke up at 6 in the morning the other day. "This day. will never end..."

I loved de new episode! Y'all talked about me! <3 That made me happier than it should've.

[pottercullengirl]

Is that a Ravenclaw or Slytherin tie in the background?

[yopegranny]

LOL "We're not offensive!" You have a whole section where you make fun of Asians! XD

[cook4life94]

Your camera is awesome, I'm thinking of buying that one. Watsky was amazing at Vidcon! You were super nice to meet and I hope college is fun for you!

[johnlier1000]

stop speaking so dull >:O



[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-OOO fancy camera! :)

-MAN, it's crazy how different you look w/o glasses... don't get me wrong, I love the glasses, but you look cute w/o the glasses as well :}

-ICK, college stuff is annoying

-haha, I was so confused when you said you were going to do artsy stuff x)

-That book always makes me think of "thepeteris" :]

-Hahaha I've done the same thing

-I've already listened to all of the NF :D and downloaded all of 'em off iTunes

*hugs*

P.S. don't apologize! You always look handsome! ;)

[rlpDean]

I agree, I started waking up earlier and I was like "Oh my goodness, days never end! So I slept in again..."

Nefarious Fauxpod is awesome, I love it =D

[mgsdancer]

Why are you apologizing for forgetting your glasses?!

[Kskillet3]

Adventures Adventures!! this is exciting :)

[colourmeful]

you look good with or without your glasses :3

[sasukeichigo12]

I was about to write a comment on how you didn't wear your glasses in this video and it also seems like you had your braces removed and then you smiled and I was sorrily mistaken.

[thefrOgimmortal]

Who are you and what have you done with glassesadam?

[tuxxedomask]

Zaphod is a wonderful name for a camera.

[jigitz]

SAICOND

[DrakeBellForEver21]

Hi Adam!!!!!!!!!