MJ FUNNY STUFF 5: Neverland's Rules xD (Original Upload)

[MJFan4ever11]

LOL the ending had me laughing so hard! XD I tried not to wake up my family hahaha. x)

[SelenaLuvsMj57]

hahah so funny XD

[SelenaLuvsMj57]

ahah the barney theme song lol

[amaloveable]

girl: yes michael

mj: I AM YOUR FATHER!

girl: (screams)

me: drinking soda and when he says i'm your father chokes and laughs at the same time XD

oh and the intro of this video i like it it's cute :)

[MJRoxMyRhinestoneSox]

2:53 oh God...the Barney Theme song...

[MJluver87]

exzipit A

[MJluver87]

kung fu fighting lol

[Auringonlasku97]

@jessmjfan989 sorry, I just... I laughed to that, but I just... I don't know... I really like your vids :D

[mjsfan1994]

@ 2:53, me nd mah sis were crackng up XD

[latasche12]

run bitch run and that barney song was so funny

[cuteoreopie13]

1:46 - 1:50 Devilish

2:05 - 2:10 actually made me Lol

[MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON]

lol thriller doing the ymca dance

[Scaredofthemoon2]

THE FINAL PART IS THE BEST!! AHAHAHAHAHA

[iamjosefin]

LOVE the kung fu fighting part! xD

[candylvr471]

lol! "you are bound... to get wet."

[greekgiakimjfan]

jessmjfan989@ my fav number is 5 too! :P

[MJ4evainourhearts]

"That's because if you come to Neverland, it's a rule, that you're about to get wet. Whether by jumping in the pool or... " aw, He looked so sweet and cute saying that.

best part: 2:28 ROFL!!!!!!!!!

the Beat It part was amazing. and RUN BITCH! RUUUUUN!

and all the ZIP IT stuff. esp subtitle: zip it! and Look, im zippy longstocking

HAHAHA!!!! EXCELLENT VIDEO!!!

[scentofstrawberry]

omg I laughed out through the whole video. Thumbs up.

[TheGirlgamer321]

3:02 best part of the whole video

[BillieJean839]

Zip It!!!! xD i cant stop laugh xzxz

[TheKahvipannu]

XDDDD

[MichaelLuverrJackson]

LMFAO AT 2:05 Kung Fu Fightingg Lmao That was hilarious :) XD

[michaeljacksoncutey]

lol..d ymca song n barney n of coz zip it

[MJsweety1]

I LOVE THE ZIP IT PART!!!!

[tazziegirl97]

i couldn't stop laughing! I LOVE IT! my favorte part is the "Zip It." you're the best mj! ;)

[YumTumTugger808]

OMG MJ/BARNEY COLLAB!

*whoocha* zip it!

[MJ4evainourhearts]

omg He's so damn sexy when He says "When you come to Neverland, it's a rule, that you're bound to get wet. either being pushed in the pool or, ..."

*dies*

[DEExMJxLOVER]

Dude, I can't stop laughing when I watch your videos xDDDDD Good job!! xDxDxDxD

[19esmiopa50]

Girl .. you are sooooo funny and very talented. I just discovered your work on YouTube (and of course I LOVE MJ and all your stuff out on him). I definitely plan on watching everything you have issued. Thanks a bunch for the entertain. RIP MJ miss you tons.

[dangerouslyinlove071]

so so sos so!! funny!

[jackiee01JB03ilu]

jajaja sexy hermoso talentoso se vestia como soldado puff es mii hombre jajaja amo la parte cuando ponen la musica de barney hahaha

[TheRiriLove]

Hahahaha! XD Is sooooooooo funny!

[XHotEmJayyLoverzX]

"ZIP IT!!" LMAO..

[mu51im]

LOL @ 2:05 !!!

[TheAbra111]

he is so funny and sexy lol jk hahahaha

[TheAbra111]

he is so funny and sexy

[MichaelJackson0o]

Whenever I feel down, I always watch these funny videos made by you Jess, it brings back so many good memories, and I laugh so much! They're so cosy and sweet! :')

[TheAbra111]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ that was so funny lol

[puuumaaas]

lol i love the last part...haha XD

[MissJoriGori]

i love thisss! the 2:28, 2:05, 2:43and run bith runnnnn!! hehe

Michael: alright, zip it.

man: what? you can't even-

Michael: zip it- look i'm zippy long stalking-when a porblem comes along you might zip it.

Michael...you make me speechless. thats how you make me feel I Love you. R.I.P

[loverJJackson]

"run bitch runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

[sou4d]

hahahaha Jess I looooove your movs!!! :)))

Really good job! :)

[carlagcontreras]

hahahaha, you must have ALOT of time on your hands to make these hilarious videos.

haha, i love it! :)

[mewuvzit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DUDE UR LIKE KILLIN ME!!! wif laughter of course

i luv ur videos!

[mjsfantasiegirl]

omg was that the barney song if so i remmeber it i used to love that song lol

[thrillerinvincible]

look im zippy long stockings! LOL!

[Michaelsmylovelyone]

NOOOO THIS ENDED TOO QUICKLY.....

TOO FUNNY.....*ROLLS OVER AND DIES*....

[CezyMJackson]

Morí con este video XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Lloré de la risa XDDDDDDDD Lo malo es que no entiendo mucho porque soy Chilena :c

[MJ4ever0905]

nice face simon lolol

[Acropolisrules]

ZIP IT PART HAD ME ROLLING ON FLOOR.ROFLMAO

[LauraMJFan]

This is sooo funny!!

Thanks for posting it!

Love you MJ♥

[78violetfantic]

i got tht zip it part and the neverland rules part as a ringtone now! hilarious video!! XD

[YanaAnMJJFan]

I love your vids!!!!

[bellaxxful]

AMAZING Made Me Lauff Like Heck Hahhahah

I L.O.V.E Your Videos And I L.O.V.E MICHAEL Jckson!!!!

[misscutiecamper05]

i love 3:00

[themythriller]

where is that zip it from. my bedst friend just love it.

[Mjacksonfan11]

@themythriller  austin powers

[xVannahVanityx]

OMG i freaking love your videos!!!!! they're really funny and show that michael is both funny and very veeerrryyy sexxxyyy(; anyways, haha i'm subscribing to you right now!!!!! :D

[MissMJackson12]

I have Michael saying "when you come to Neverland it a rule that you are bout to get wit" for my ring tone!

[ChrisDeFedele]

who was that guy in the zip it part that had the pic of michael in the background?

[MissA1485]

The Barney song had me on the floor.

Love you, Mike!

[Goregeous100]

The "zip it" part was AWESOME!

[fallenchild13]

i totally agree with you this is an awsome intro and video

love you michael

[mjgirl89]

lmfao...love the zip its XD

[kawaiiSweden]

Hahahaha ROFL!!!

I'm waayy too tierd, witch made this So much funnier! I gotta say you sure did a nice job!

[MoonStruck95]

You see if you come to neverland its a rule that your about to get wet!

[cookiesteala]

I like the beginning with the thriller symptoms.

[MichaelJacksonfan298]

OMG it's so FUNNY!! i love you vids!! my fav part was the "I'm your father" part!! LOL!!

[AnimeFanMovies]

I Loved the RUN BITCH RUUUUUN And Zip It xD

[SUPERBluegum]

i love i wen he says zipezipeeee zip itt lol btw he so sexy oh god whyyy

[mjlover4lifeful]

0:40-0:43 i couldnt stop laughing.

[mjlover4lifeful]

0:40-0:43 i couldnt stop laughing! LOL! that was clever jess! ur awesome.

[jarintzivaldez]

my favorite part is at 3:03

[MrsBlack88]

lol 1:11: Is Simon drunk or something? lol...

[JoeCool3190]

its you"ll get wet or dirty

[MrsBlack88]

The zip it part is amazing...I'll have to memorize it to use when somebody wont shaddup. xD

[OctoberMuffinxMJx3]

omfg, that ending was hilarioussss.

[LoveLennon28]

omg you are hysterical!!!!!

[VickoJackson]

xD i like it :) except the last part :I it wasn't that cool :)

[jessmjfan989]

@VickoJackson: you must be blind dude, cause thats the BEST part in the entire video, either you are blind, or you need a better sense of humour, dont believe me? READ the comments....and you'll see...

[greekgiakimjfan]

@jessmjfan989 my fav number is 5 too!

[MichaelJacksonLove99]

@VickoJackson - the "zip it" part?? holy crappp, that was the funniest part! i almost died from laughing too hard xD

[USergen2]

im your father =))

[mmbroo011]

RUN BITCH RUUUNNNN!!....OMGLOL

[veritoinstars]

Ahaha thank you for putting up Durangenze and Paquita la del barrio

You Made My Day:D

[Chaos23x]

haha awww so cute "zip it" lols! <3

[madisonmadie232]

ymca zip it

lol

[baloorina]

looool some good ones in between

[TheMJlover449]

LMAO!!The YMCA song

[MiLiOnIdI55]

ahahahahha it's so so so funny!! it's the funniest video i ever saw before xD

[AshMichaelJacksonMJ]

when a problem comes along u must zip it

[themousemaster]

LOL "I AM YOUR FATHER" XD

[AbiandCarolanne]

LMFAO ! i think i just pissed my pants ! forreal this is the funniest video i have ever seen !

[angelxmalditah97]

nice vid!haha,so funny..i love the kung fu thing!

[Naalaveli]

mmm.. michael icecream on the beginnin' [;

[ra1de6d]

love it ur so kool plz add me as a friend

[luckycharmsmilk]

ZIP IT!

[ra1de6d]

XD so funny

[MJBio1]

OMG THE BARNEY THEME SOMG! *DIES*. You are awesome. Will you be my bestest friend????

[luckycharmsmilk]

LOL 2:05 to 2:12 kung fu!!!!

[AndyJacksonCZ]

OMG xDDDDDDDDD is so funny xDDDDDDD

[heartmppb97]

I love the intro 2!!!! One of the things the most about mj is he was a child in his heart !! He was PETER PAN IN HIS HEART!!!!!!

[Hillibang]

3:02 is funny as hell main! LMAO! xD

[2speedie2]

question... at 3:02 - 3:42 from wich movie is that???? i like to know it... and the end of the clip: 3:43 - 3:52 is that from a movie too or what??????? pls tell me soon!!!

[catlover11111]

im not shure if he wached ths if he'd be pissed or pissing his pants laghing,either way,i think its funny.

[catlover11111]

i <3,<3,<3 2:03,2:14,2:52,3:01,im makin a list here....can u see?

[marykmac07]

hahaha so funny

[catlover11111]

0_o

[themythriller]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahasha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo lol lol lol.

you are sooo funny.

from themythriller.

[matonmagic]

Honey if ever knew Molly MELDRUM. I think you do. I'd tell him to ZIP IT AS WELL. That was soooo good . Thankyou.

[MJsPYT21]

1:48 to 3:01 = my favorite spots!!

[bookwormnerddx3]

he was soo cute,and so is this & it's funny.

[imagummybear45]

what is the music video at the beginning called

[winggrl11]

lmfao loved the austin powers bit

[Jazkrisa]

I Love 3:02-3:42!!! probably my favorite part of all ur vids XD i especially love 3:36 :) You are waaay funny

[Heartbreak72]

Man you're so funny I really enjoy watching this :-)

[idalia28ful]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip it a! number 2 would u please back me u-look, im zipping longstocking-*annoyed gasp* i can- when a problem comes along u must zip it whacha zip it good i swear i almost died of laughter

[MsVLuvMj]

LMAO

[ibringthefireexo]

zip...zip....ZIP IT......klasfkweng glWNEGlng, ZIP IT. lmfaaaaao! cant stop laughinnng! <333 :)

[mrsmjforlife]

love the "zip it '' part lol

[THRiLLERPiNK]

Zip it x3

[imagummybear45]

Applause!! -silence- I said Applause!!!! -more silence- OHH you better watch out for.. the biggest threat of your life SPEECH PAPER EVILNESS -Applause- LMAO so awesome i know Michael would love this!

[candylvr471]

i am ur father

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­H

[ladybugsweetpea]

ZIP IT!

[LadiiTwizzler990]

That was too hilarious!I feel light headed now! lol,

[XxxBigTimeRushFanxxX]

Ive always wanted to know whats the last clip frum. if you know can you peaze respond? THANX! (also funny video! XD)

[wackonancy]

I love it ..... i can't sTop laughing......<3

em can someone tell me what's the name of song at 2:44??

Thanks.......

[wackonancy]

I love your videos....

<3<3

em can someone tell me, what's the name of song at 2:46

[kelseyhm]

kung fu fighting XD nice job

[tcanstew]

LOL I love how MJ raises his eyebrows when he says "get wet"! I wonder if he watched that later and figured out that some may interpret that in a guttery way lol.

[musicgirl971]

this is the best episode ever i like the ninja part kung fu fighting

[Pencilfood]

thank you can u teach me to do videos like this pls and cheack my little tribute and comment

[1iloveumj]

Omg I love your videos! haha I love Michael soo much! I want him bak!

I love the part

"when you come to Neverland its a rule that your bound to get wet" haha he dosent mean it in a bad way he means with water but moving up his eyebrows sexy makes it sound so naughty haha Michael is so sexy!!! I would love to go visit that sexy man in Neverland!(;

[tireguylv]

i like the kungfu xD

[tireguylv]

i like the Kunfu fighting xD funny !!

[Vanilla3121]

tehe..his legs jiggle 1:00

[linnetteism]

this is so funny l laugh so many that l cry

[linnetteism]

what that song that someone song on beat it . what the song name

[MultiSusmitha]

missed him! love this vid a lotttttt

[zosiaczek102mj]

obrzydliwe

[jonnymendie]

yeah! man..... that's make's me feel happy!! your videos are awesome!!!!

[feyenoord090]

0:28 youve see that? im youre father!!!!!!a thats cool

[feyenoord090]

Ow that beat it Kung Fu Fighting and you know im bad opera Was the best!

[musicgirl971]

my favorite episode of all

[MegaSnoopy10]

when a problem comes along,you must zip it! *wa-scha!* zip it good! xD

[MegaSnoopy10]

would u like to take a suckle at my zipper? lol

[MegaSnoopy10]

YMCA!!

[2speedie2]

3:02 - 3:41 is that from a movie? if yes, from which movie? please answer!

[AlbinasLove]

Hhaahhh!

The "Zip It" part =D

Where is it from? a movie?

Good job on finding clips to match!

But he should have said that to Bashir =)))

[ninjafan300]

i got heart atack its funnys

[TheMaara2312]

i was on the floor laughing when i heard the "would you like to have a suckle on my zipper"part XD and the kung fu fighting part and the barney theme song part. all of those i was on the floor lmaoXD

[ihartjensenackles]

what is the first clip of

[yolilovesmjj]

why why why is he so lovely and sexy?! it should be a crime to be that fine ;)

i frigging love when he says "when you come to neverland, it's a rule you are bound to get wet" he means it so innocently.. but with the eyebrows and everything.. well let's just say it makes my mind have a spasm ;)

[JakAndKeiraFan]

@yolilovesmjj I knew I couldn't be the only one who noticed his eyebrows in that shot!

[yolilovesmjj]

@JakAndKeiraFan maybe it's just us being really observant. but still.. how sexy is the eyebrow thing?? ;)

[necumtaknato]

Great job man!!! Love this!! :-DDDDD Love Michael....R.I.P

[KatsonFan]

OMG, I can't stop laughing!!!!!! You are so hilarious and creative!!!!

Gosh I miss my baby MJ!!!!

[mlgp7223]

80's ipod is probly my fave. it atually matches up. RUNN BITCH RUNN the heels the heels

[DontCallMeBillieJean]

I love the 80`s IPOD-scene and the opera-scene.... *lmao*

[jake23224]

2:27 HILARIOUS!

[bettinamib]

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCL AP... "BRAVO"... *WHISTLE*... CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCL AP... "BRAVO"... *

adorei...em meio a tanta tristeza e saudades dele, assitir esse video, me alegrou o coração

obrigado, parabens pelo video e pelo bom humor

beijos

[mjWELOVEYOUmj]

ZIP IT ! :D

[isamichelle89]

loooove the YMCA in Thriller!!

[ellie1977]

this is the best one definitely. Love MJ x

[imanmjfanforever]

LOL this made my day XD

[JayKamalan97]

love the barney part lolz

[xxleandraxx1]

1:49 0-0 oh mike! "its a rule your bound to get wet" oh mike!!! so damn sexy! i love the way he says it XD

[freakshack111]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA­HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love your videos so much!!!! The end was very funny!!! XD

[AndreaAzn]

haaahahaha, oh jess, this is so funny!!!

:P

[2speedie2]

3:02 - 3:41 from witch film is it???? pls. answer... oh, and can someone tell me 3:42 - 3:50 is that from a movie or from an intervew or something like that???????? pls. tell me...

[sprock4chick]

lmfao you are awesome mate!

[MichaelJacksonLove99]

i laughed so hard, i forgot to breathe xD

[kosova0102]

hahah OMG. soo funny!

i ♥ it.

& at the end.. OMFG. i MELT *-* he's the hottest man EVER! ♥

[saffywaaffyron]

xD..."speach paper evilness..." du dun dernnnn.......xd *pees self laughinh * opps...

[vikiviana0]

oh god i cant stop laughing

hahah you are so good for this

hahahahha(L)MJ!

[imanmjfanforever]

"look i'm zippy long stockings"

LOL love the Dr evil speech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imanmjfanforever]

LOL at the opera on the bad song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[30iza]

LMAO :D ..MJ is too cute when he is funny..

btw i love mj in a goldpants and too cute to the tune of barney..lol!

[xHellzEyezx]

Run, bitch!! RUuuuuunn!!! XD

[samboXD]

I love michael, but that was funny! XD

[MichaelOfPop]

LOL! Zippit