iPad 2 Brawl In China

[jeff115gsr]

Hey lil girl I have some ice cream in the back of my van want some?lol Ya that guy seems like a doush!

[77drisaac]

gosh i can't stand that dude

[pastulio007]

lol apple is okay but there are better products out there

[damon90x]

apple! yeah its okay buy im sticking to microsoft why some things don't in apple so yeah im good and not insane

[gasternetrn]

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[miasmablk]

ridiculous 

[superman267]

who said an apple a day keeps the doctor at bay

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[The3rdPersonViewer]

I went to an Apple store to get an iPad 2 months after it came out. They tell me they're out of the model I want. I ask them when they'll get more and they say, "We're not aloud to know about that." and then I ask what do you suggest I do. The lady tells me that they have people come to the mall everyday and wait about five hours before the store opens and that even those people never get what they want because it sells out too fast. There are some crazy people in this world.

[Nebulae8]

Just wait another 6-8months for the iPad 3. -.-

[Michaelpai1230]

Same thing happened in shanghai expo.... people cutting lines,arguments,brawls.....sig­h

[Ukrainianspy007]

Go to juvenile

[Petardo238]

Stupid people . . . a brawl for a shit of iPad . . .

[MrIonization]

lolololoololol ifanboy

[MrSielerave]

Wow stupidity

[Macmizan]

stupid chinese..!! All of them are fucking impatients..!! i wish all chinese people will die..!!

[sikvenum82]

@Macmizan Don't hate because they are smarter than you. It would also behoove you to not offend 1.5 billion people.

[Willard142]

@Macmizan great English there

[clemssss]

@Macmizan And you should go die with them just to make sure they are really dead. We need someone like you to check.

[FTPGONZ]

i was in that line >:( didnt think it would get mentioned on here tho SHAME 4 ME!!!

[myspacecommassergio]

what is an ipad it just look like a scrapped down computer...with nothing but a touch screen... fuck that... id rather have a net book wich is cheaper.. i think like they sell for $250 and do much more than an ipad. dont get the point of it.. maybe a mac i cud get it cuz its a pc.. but ipad? whats so great abt it? i perfer windows 7 tons of games and emulators.. fuck that lol

[celt67]

Apple Fanboys are fucking retards.

[rdavian]

wait till the famine hits america you think black fridays are somth'n nothing like an empty shelf with a few boxes onit to get the crowd motivated.

[FlatulenceFox]

@rdavian Okay...I will wait.

[reemstrrr]

for ppl who think this is bad

go look for usa black friday huge discount on electronics

2 ppl died becase they fall or got pushed on the ground in de middle of the stream of ppl who where rushing to get cheap stuff olso many injured ppl

and this is about electronics think about what will happpen when ppl hear the last food is in the shells

[girltechs]

This is unbelievable,. Apple must be loving this!

[iateyourham]

Those people waiting in line are NOT Tech people. They are mindless zombie consumers.

[kirabook]

@20thcentfox

It's not. This kind of thing happens everywhere. From fighting for food, to fighting for technology.

[master11422]

are Americans any better just look at black fridays the hell is wrong with people

[melonbarmonster]

Chinese people don't wait on lines.

[kif868]

UGHHHH I hate it when people call these apple morons "techies". These fools couldn't tell you the difference between sandy bridge and phenom line. Real techies don't get ripped off by apple. real techies are about bang for buck + performance, not isolated OS because they're too stupid to navigate the internet properly. "ooo let me click on this brightly colored ad that says free money, argh a virus!!!! PC is bad!!" smh.

[AlphaCentauri24]

@kif868 Thumbs up for speaking the truth. Apple fanboys are mentally retarded.

[ERKRAKANARB]

@kif868 wow, that was ignorant. VERY ignorant

[invalidacess]

"when i want it, i gotta have it" -- thats what she said lol

[markgunna1]

awesome use of the soundboard

[markgunna1]

let it go...Ana so spot on

[msacer15]

2:06 cenk laughs cause he's thinking "that's what she said" thumbs up if you agree

[abcd1to]

wow they make it and they buy it :)

[cool70200]

cult

[LumpySpunk]

Gay

[SupermarketsRevil]

ENJOY YOUR CLOSED SOURCE AND LACK OF COMPATIBILITY MOTHERFUCKERS! WHY DONT YOU BUY AN iPAD2 TO GO WITH YOUR iPAD2 SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD EXPENSIVE STUPID APPS WHILE YOU DOWNLOAD EXPENSIVE STUPID APPS

[squreshi10]

Ana, lol. ICE CREAM!!! Nom nom nom! I is for IC and that's good enough for me!!!

[dann140]

I don't understand why people fighting over a piece of tech but I do understand early adopter because after a year sometimes the price drop to a reasonable price

[poprestra]

iPad 2 giveaway. More info inside my profile.

[BitterCanuck]

Bunch of fucking sheep.

[Chris12163]

Well the ipad 2 is really good! But i dont think you should fight over a technology...but isnt Black Friday worser than this?

[hevyAccel]

I do all of my shopping via UPS

[RadicalAwesomeness]

Dude, that's a joke we used to say during communism and we had ques everywhere.

[ez3002008]

tech savy people know that apple products are grossly overpriced for the sepcs they have and the reason for such inflated prices is simply for the name

[iTrolledABearTwice]

Can't they wait until china releases the fake ones? 

[manusmleon]

actually they were waiting to buy the white iphone.....

[RagingDelibird]

there is an Ipad ad beside this video lol

[damon858]

no tech head owns a ipad one OR two!

[C0ct0pusPrime]

14 people stand in line like idiots to get shit a day or 2 before other people.

[RattleheadAnthony]

@C0ct0pusPrime my liege! *kneels*

[tiberianfiend]

Middle-class Americans are fighting to keep roofs over their families' heads while the Chinese are fighting over iPads. Now, how did this happen?

[EdwardNS1]

@tiberianfiend

Different countries?

[robinvan1983]

@tiberianfiend meh difference is that the Chinese actually waited for the Ipad 2. While the US just ran for the stores when the Ipad came out.  But both countries have their stupid people. Those ipad things are not worth the money

[frededison]

I have a feeling that some of these people are working themselves up to an Apple Hater Jihad. No wonder I dislike religion.

[ilvtofku]

Boycott all Apple products, Chinese people. Beating you up is not cool, exploiting your cheap labor in sweatshops is not cool. Sell American consumerist culture is not cool. Just boycott Apple. Don't be such tools.

[lehman]

Android ftw

[FDASARO]

Fuckin Apple sheep are pathetic

[turo9992000]

@Foreverclever87 I noticed that as well, he also hasn't said wasiktera for a while.

[SuperBenzid]

Apple is not the most valuable brand. Red Cross or Red Crescent would probably be the most valuable, since they are instantly recognizable and have enormous good will.

[OtakuRebel]

This is hilarious. Hope more of these nut job fanatics kill each other. Apple's king of empty hype. They can create Christmas-like rampages whenever they want as much as they want. The lemmings will come.

Blind submissive slaves of the "consumer culture" abound.

[poopbandit26474]

aw man, I thought she was an underground gamer ....shucks

[bootypicture]

"When I want it, I have to have it" on the sound board, immediately, GO!

[MONEYBOY512]

That's just sad.

[Sypran]

Real Techys don't buy from apple. We buy from online retailers (or the store we work at if that is cheaper) Part to make/upgrade/fix our systems.

I refuse to pay $1000 for a laptop that my own desktop clobbers it 10x over without any overclocking, and only cost me (All parts, monitor and Win7) $930.

and next time I build a PC, it'll be much cheaper, because I already have a monitor, Case, storage HDD, Optical drives, OS (if still using Win7) PSU, and accessories (card reader yada yada yada)

[saturnfan32x]

@Sypran you prove their point

[Sypran]

@saturnfan32x who's point?

[jxsilicon9]

@Sypran

Well of course the PC clobbers it. A laptop is small and a PC is big. These gaming laptops and other nonsense is ridiculous. Those things will burn you lap and are heavy. A laptop is usually just to do simple things.A save the big stuff for PC.

[eier]

@Sypran Yes, but can you take all that to a coffee shop and pull it out of a manila envelope?? Apple products aren't for techies, my dear Spyran; they're for hipsters.

[outpostprime]

Ana you're an underground gamer. How aren't you a tech geek if you love video games!

[JIYkp]

Honestly, I'm pretty sure most of the Apple fanboys are not technical. Apple customers are almost always emotionally driven.

[supercj476]

they can take a brick, put an apple logo on it, and people will buy it for hundreds of dollars

[TheSilverMonkeyKing]

i walked up to a similar line and the guy in it said " ill buy anything as long as its shiny and apple!"

[insertnamehereKJK]

Jesus Christ, Ana's so hot

[fsxmantra]

If ever the Chinese learn to stand in line, that will be the day America's world dominance comes to an end.

[KingTekins]

What is the sound clip at 2:27 from?

[Saaduk92]

"Technology geeks" despise Apple.

Everything they make is overpriced and underdeveloped. The only reason they make profits is because they market the hell out of it and sucker people in to buying that garbage.

[neeraj2608]

@Saaduk92 totally agree.

[kingofkingZ5]

same lines out the louie vuitton stores homey but i can understand the obsessions for that

[xyzoneon]

say wuuuuuuuuut? Mac people aren't "tech people"!

[thewiffenpoof]

Apple soon to release the i-helmet but unfortunately you will have to fight for it.

[thewiffenpoof]

appleheads are mindless sheeple.

[mikebee02]

No mention that the company in China making the iPad2 forced workers to sign a costatement that they wouldn't commit suicide due to the poor working conditions. Do a story on that, TYT.

[sikvenum82]

@mikebee02 From what I heard they improved the conditions. In a way they are helping the workers actually. Asians from every country tend to take everything too seriously sometimes.

[Zeldagigafan90210]

This iPad 2 battle happened here in the US, but with the PS3... my advice, never buy anything on it's opening day if it has a popular name.

[mr0661]

If you are "technology geek" you don't buy Apple-products! If you are technologically illiterate, then you throw your money and buy apple. Even if you have ∞$, even then you shouldn't buy Apple, those are just mediocre computers with mediocre operating system.

[xyzoneon]

@mr0661 True, but in fairness, windows 7 is far more mediocre than osx.

[criskity]

Why do people line up to buy technology that hasn't been adequately tested by the public??

[UberNoodleX]

How Apple-heads still believe that their 'god' is not just in it for the money, is beyond me. The greatest con job ever pulled on humanity was when Apple convinced the world that it cared about us. Apple has always been every bit as 'corporate' and 'evil' as their rival Microsoft, but the difference was all PR and marketing.

[biologyprodigy]

haha, I fucking hate people that cut in line.

[CyberDraco]

I didn't get it until I got a macbook. My macbook is better than any laptop I have ever own...Ipad meh...not until is supports flash

[Vortex1988]

Hahahaha....wow. Tech geeks don't like Apple, period. I'm a tech geek. Apple is a horrible value for your money. The iPad is useless, there are other phones out there, and their computers are vastly overpriced.

If you want to pay more for yesterday's technology then buy Apple.

If you want a real value, build your own computers. It's not hard and it saves you money. The only thing apple has worth buying are their iPods. Everything else is garbage.

[310sucks]

Proof that Apple is a fashion brand and nothing else.

[Mills88]

Apple fans are the worst. Oh god! Lets buy this ipad 2 that's only a slightly better ipad than the one I own! Ima gonna wait 5 days in line for it!

[Bobbiethejean]

Who doesn't love Ana? She is adorable.

[RAMKING61]

I would put in Ana's contract that she CAN'T eat ice cream. It would be considered a 'hotness' clause violation.

[veinknamjenbi]

@RAMKING61 Let Ana　eat as much ice cream as she wants. LET HER　GO!

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

Mac is a cult. I agree.

[adbitex]

How can you fall for this manipulation crap?

[DeathtoRaiden1]

Apple people are anything BUT tech people.

[Drumermaniac2x]

@DeathtoRaiden1 I agree with the mac thing, but i do own a iPod, and am about to own an iPad. But yes,PC's are the better choice.

[Demarcoa]

@DeathtoRaiden1 LIKE

[djbehrens]

@DeathtoRaiden1 Really? I suppose I'm (as well as my friends) are a counterexample to that. I'm a UNIX System Administrator in my day job, and I have converted to macs, as well as I've converted my parents and sister too. Now having said that, I don't go wait in lines for Apple's next product, and I don't own the ipad or an iphone. I just own several macs, ipods and an Apple IIgs.

[rock3tcat]

I guess that the Americans have replaced Christianity by Apple, one cult follows another...

[elsol98]

@rock3tcat i rather follow apple than christianity...

[veinknamjenbi]

@elsol98 I'd rather follow the worm in the apple than Christianity.

[colmeweb]

The Simpsons showed the machead phenomena perfectly several years ago.

[MusicFederation]

iCult.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

@MusicFederation Exactly! iCult.

[BrandonC3]

Haha, Cenk.... TECH people aren't going to hate you. Real TECH people hate Apple fanboys too. The only hate you're going to get is from the little Apple obsessors who think they're cool because they have a shiny little gadget that can do stuff and it's easy to use.

Real gadget gurus use things like Android.

[ILockItDown]

Cenk obvsiously got trolled sooo hard by the woman in line

[campasini]

2:27!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[upabittoolate]

What's the Mandarin word for "donnybrook"?

[ahamed130]

Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 FTW

[TracyInsomiac]

There are great teams in media history.... Cenk and Anna are totally there....

[TheEsotericDesi]

Chinks are in a brawl to get an iPad first so they can copy the shit and sell it in the black market... or... Oh! yea... to deep fry and eat that shit... since they eat everything...

[upabittoolate]

@TheEsotericDesi Chinks? Not nips, zipperheads, slopes or ching chongs? Chinks? It's 2011. You can at least use a more creative pejorative. Then again, I guess every other race is having riots lines too but they're only in a rush to copy Black people.

Lemme guess "Desi". You're Indian? C'mon. Racism sucks. Let it go.

[VictimOfBoredom]

@TheEsotericDesi You're a retard. -_-

[wingwaabuddha]

@TheEsotericDesi wow your an idiot, how would you like it if someone made fun of Indians "desi"

[TheEsotericDesi]

@wingwaabuddha What I said can be backed easily... :-P

[wingwaabuddha]

@wingwaabuddha well i lived in China, so I can back my statements much better. Dont use a racist term, it just makes you look stupid. If you have ever even been to China, which you clearly havent, then you must have been in a very small area if that.

[newmac]

iPad is truly an amazing tool that will make you more productive and informed....

[veinknamjenbi]

@newmac ...than what?

[o2head]

@newmac .... make you more attractive, it will increase the size of your junk! how did the world operate without it?

[philhuddy]

HumanCent-I-Pad coming true!

[CallMeMrNameless]

@97bravada

I think it's Turkish and at one point Cenk freely translated it saying it means something like "We're comin'! We're comin' for you!"

However, I am curious as to what it actually means. :/

[gugubro1]

No Ana. Real tech geeks don't stand in line for an iPad.

[rania3830]

Apple fanboys and fangirls are the worse.

[iamtheplauge]

No you're not the bad guy, this is ridiculous. :) 0:43

[Mxyzptlk562]

The Apple Cult comes to China!

[luanluan2006]

I wait... usually when I wait the bugs are fixed or there are less of them...

[TruthAndMoreTruth]

I just don't get the appeal of the iPad. I love OSX, and would hate to have to go back to Windows but I just don't see the appeal for the average user for the iPad.

iPhone? I don't care! iPod? Don't even need one! iPad? WHY?

[Relyt22]

Amazing how capitalism can drive otherwise normal people to violence. You never see anyone beating each other over competing products that work, only shitty "easy to use" substandard products such as those made by Apple.

[grimordwow]

Apple is so over hyped it huuuuuurts. Over priced, over hyped and the "bonus" of the new systems being closed to "unapproved" software... It's just insane. There was a time upon which the IT people thought the Linux revolution would make the bigger brands bet more on open source, or at least be more flexible and open to third party software... But Apple is leading the way now, and it's a very slippery slope from now on...

[PickerBrad]

Funny just a short few years ago Apple was considered a TOY by the "TechnoGeeks" How Times Change! I predicted this 20 years ago!

[axleruzi]

The beat down isn't about the iPad, it's about cutting in line.

"Nobody cuts in front of ME! blaaarrgh!"

[spartan5127v2]

Apple is so casual. People clamoring for overpriced inferior hardware aren't tech geeks. They are people who want to be trendy. Big difference.

[DameunPutazo]

No no no. The REAL STORY is: If you cut in line for 'x' reason, you're a fucking asshole. Period.

Then you get your ass beat down one of these days for being an asshole to other people.

Really? Are you surpirsed your assholery got you a crimson mask to wear?

There isn't a debate going on here. You cut in line, you're asking for it. It could might as well be for a new brand of paper clips, who gives a shit? Don't cut in line; it's flat out rude and disrespectful.

[FxOxC]

SHE HAS TO HAVE IT!!! =P

[mrselfdestruct23]

Goes to prove people are sheep, all this crap is like opium for the masses. Who cares? 2 years down the road, it'll be obsolete then they'll be beating the shit outta each other for the 'new' toy of the month. This is how people get their status, what they own owns them and defines them. Thats slavery.

[mitenzouki]

dude calling people a technology geek if they want an ipad 2 is like calling a person a movie buff for really liking iron man.

[Bander1]

You should see boxing day is some parts of the states....people get trampled to death for discounted LCDs.

[huskyclaw]

i dont think im getting an ipad now... plz dont kill me

[qu7aker]

the ending was EPIC! cenk is the only one to use the sound effects from now on!

[Ardenwolfe]

It's like an episode of Futurama.

[tical2399]

@acasouk LOL nice catch

[cmccloud19]

object>human life

[warnexus]

lol sitting like jackasses

[floatingcompassmedia]

people need stuff, but don't know why...STUFF can't fill the soul

[leos666]

@floatingcompassmedia A.I will change that..

[floatingcompassmedia]

@leos666 I always watch his show

[iamLI3]

what the fuck? didn't they just come out with the first ipad like half a year ago?.....

planed obsolescence for the win much?.....

[uur8]

@iamLI3 so true. ive had friends but the old ipad a few months ago, no there like"Oh my god i cant wait fo the ipad to shipped to my house!!!!"

[TommyTurntables1]

Let them kill each other over (((NOTHING))) No sweet of my back

[BadBoo22]

i just want the iphone 5, and i never want to have to be on apple's tip again...this will be the first and ONLY time. Lol I hate apple so much loolll....

[biggydx]

Apple! GODDAMN YOU!!!

[carneilius]

Tech geeks r nuts

[SuperStrik9]

This once again proves that people are sheep. Humans never cease to amaze me with their stupidity. Ignorance is bliss as they say.

[disrxt]

They were lining up for Apple's newest innovation, movement tracking suppositories, the iColon. Bend over Apple fan boys, get your today!

[MamayevKurganVeteran]

Oh man, I cant wait to buy my own human centipad when it comes out.

[24xEBK]

Apple products suck. I just sold my iphone 4 and got a htc inspire 4g and im typing this with my inspire :)

[SinisterSkip]

people be crazy!