5secondfilms Week In Review #162

[mesner5]

couldn't blame that guy mainlining, the pier pressure must have been immense!

[InfiniteXpMirage]

DAD! i got an A- on the test

that women is a dad 0.0

[michaeltmptplr]

Thumbs up for le Baroque Music!

[braenard1]

[Something from video]

Thumbs up please

[RitaPortugirl]

his beard!!!!! 0:12

[BaronVonFartsicle]

Who is this birtish chick I would fuck her so hard

[1995ARM]

It's funny; the stern British matron sounds like every girl that I went to high school with. Meh, I bet the stern British matron had some serious daddy issues too.

[RossSimsProductions]

It's a little known fact that "Stern matron" is the British for "Bitch".

[warhammer40th]

Fuck the British Matron.

She's a bitch O_O

[Fallout3boy2077]

@warhammer40th yes...fuck the british matron ;)

[hazahaxa]

I just watched their week in review playlist, and this one wasn't in it!

[cloverluck16]

THAT! BITCH! D:<

[Funner1342]

@cloverluck16 is hot

[jerod209]

Hey, that's Bfirenzi's girlfriend!

[TheBSKraljevi]

I DONT LIKE YOU...its epic moment in his life

[Insomniac22100]

.l....is it odd that i enjoyed a stern british matron much to much

[MegaFacepuncher]

@Insomniac22100 Depends if you jizzed your pants or not

[Chapelpants]

lol 0:59 was the best sketch

[mesner5]

..l.. (-_-)

"Sorry Shitdick!"

*British National Anthem"

*Me laughing my arse off!*

[jonathan1994ish1]

@mesner5 I don't want to be a correcting wanker but...it's not the British national anthem sorry :\

[borninhell422]

our guest today is not you..........ITS OPERA

[LordWardenOfThePrivy]

I had a matron at boarding school in southwest england, sadly she was nothing like this girl, in fact ours looked like a boulder with facial hair :'(

[Zytherman]

SHE TIPPED OUT THE TEA

*Turns green*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[thesega99]

I love the movie magic going on with the Stern British Matron. Almost all of the viewers despise the character, and her actor deserves a fucking Emmy.

[phantomrider115]

"our guest today is not you." No shit, Sherlock.

[TheHanskorv]

look at the tags

[AOnezie]

I came here to see the girl in the thumbnail.

[KingdomHeartsDemyx09]

OMG funny stuff LOVE the british humor



[Pyrus335]

Stern british matron has some plump lips......DID I SAY PLUMP I MEANT STERN! STERN CON FOUND IT!

[11nightmare511]

the special guest today is.....not you

[kittehlover01]

thats not special

[acecombatfan12]

For anyone who wants to know what the intro music is, it is brandenburg concerto no.3 in g

[KILLUSALL92]

worse ENGLISH accent ever 

[fishgul69]

she can be my matron any day

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

UNDER THE BOARDWALK O.O....

[proggod876]

sorry shit dick

[hayesism]

Why was that guy going BACK to prison?

[angelmarine1292]

The stern British matron is asian?

[Showsmlove]

Am I the only one who felt a little sad when they weren't the guest? ...Please don't let me be the only one.

[WeaverDudeSkater]

Why does no-one else seem to notice David motherfucking Spade in these! I've loved him since Just Shoot Me! 5sf does seem t be getting a good number of cameos in it, which makes me very happy. Also, Stern British Matron is Brian's real life girlfriend. He's funny, famous and has an awesome hot british girlfriend. FEEL THE JEALOUSY! Lucky douche...

[4thWallProduction]

@WeaverDudeSkater Where was David Spade? 

[BiggKent2001]

0:47

[xMobsterLobster]

BEST CAT SHIRT AT 0:50

[rheia]

SBM needs her own channel. Srsly.

[acecombatfan12]

What is the name of the song that plays in the intro?

[Sarcastic1989]

@acecombatfan12 The piece that plays in the intro is the third movement in Johann Sebastian Bach's "Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G"

[nathanaddison]

British Matron, how do I get one?

[ribava]

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG?!?!?!?

[MegaLegend12345]

0:47 best part ever

[MRunavaible]

pause it on 1:11, iamagine somthing is in there ;) haters be hating :)

[weacro]

WTF!!!! I'M PISSED AFTER WATCHING THIS....WHO THROWS A FULL BOTTLE OF STELLA??? REALLY?!?!? STELLA? WHY NOT BUD LIGHT? lol < its a joke for the morons who aren't smart enough to notice that.

[sorakyle]

"I don't like you"

AWWHHH.

[buddyb1516]

wait there was like 8 videos in this

[Woahitsahand]

HOW DARE SHE WASTE GOOD TEA!!!!

[hipstersFTW]

STERN BRITISH MATRON IS HOOOOOOTTTT!!!!



[ivo19273]

sorry shit dick :D

[moonsaves]

...Is she actually supposed to be English? Christ. Is that what you think we sound like?

[zZGhostieZz]

She might be right about the girlfriend thing. He couldn't hit with a bottle from a metre away . . .

[PWNtheHILL]

Ironic how the British Stereotype in this video is portrayed by a Tea-Drinking Asian girl...

[loliver231]

Tags:"Lost Shepherd whatever it was called sorry wasn't very good you try coming up with new film every weekday" xD

[Ubisunt0]

I was going to bang the Stern British Matron, but when I don't my pants, well...

[73windman]

I...uh...I wanna comment on how hot British Matron Girl is...but...I...I'm afraid she'll pop out of the screen and demolish my self esteem...

[rockclan7]

thats not special

i yont nyaike you!

[MinecraftDudester]

Best words ever spoken: "Sorry, shitdick!"

[henry3484]

@MinecraftDudester ikr? lol. Cracked me and my cousin up when he said that.

[Zoske1]

Wait, I'M NOT A SPECIAL GUEST!?

[ShynzoAndCo]

I don't like you...  :D

[SinisterThougts1]

I love the stern British Matron :D

"Our guest today is: Not You."

[JalaldeFISH]

sorry shit dick :D

[ichbinein123]

The Intro/Outro Music is Vivaldi

I don't remember what specific fiece it is, but it's one of his more popular ones.

[Sarcastic1989]

@ichbinein123 Right era, wrong composer. It's actually part of the last movement of Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G (BWV 1048)

[ichbinein123]

@Sarcastic1989 Dude, you're right! Thank you! Maybe i should check up on things before posting.

Anyways, thanks for correcting me, and thanks for giving me the actual source! :>

(Though you have to admit it did sound a bit like Vivaldi)

[Sarcastic1989]

@ichbinein123 No worries. I actually haven't listened to much Vivaldi. I'm a bit more partial to Bach as far as Baroque era composers go, so I was able to pinpoint the piece.

[sworddude87]

@Sarcastic1989 Correction, you forgot "PWN'D".

[Deathhawken]

@Sarcastic1989 *Breaks down door* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

[Sarcastic1989]

@Deathhawken My dear sir, I am not a nerd. Rather, I'm an appreciator of the fine arts (Classical music being one of them).

[mulattoman]

I like the cut of your guest stars jib

[Varatil]

0:47 Is my new favorite phrase

[hhaakq2e]

@MrRagemanproductions the cake is a lie!!!!

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

GUIDE TO VIDEO

1:Memories

2:Under the boardwalk

3:Sheep cloud

4:Prison guy

5: A- sexy A+

6:Get over rebecca

7:Polk baby

8:Our top comment today is NOT YOURS

[DramaKingMan0]

I think for British people, dumping tea is the mother of all insults.

[aandrewwggilchristt]

@DramaKingMan0 english people*

[whoo689]

LOL! "State Prison: Next Exit. Do Not Pick Up Hitchhikers"

[YellowNinja00]

well the special guest is ME then!

[lovedoctor16]

0:56 The mighty stella!

[TheFeJaPiDi]

Stern British Matron should have her own channel!

[SamuraiPirate88]

@TheFeJaPiDi well bfirenzi, thats half her channel...

[ChrisOvens51]

I so want a whole channel of JUST stern british matron

[HalvardBK]

Hei mann

[19Tranc3r92]

MOAR STERN GIRL!

[theheckwithit]

hey i didn't know the halloween special skeleton lived that house 0:15 what lovely furnishings he has

[ElementAndrew99]

Whats the intro outro music

[squeemu]

@ElementAndrew99 Third movement of Brandenburg Concerto 3 by J.S. Bach.

[AllTimeIsRelative]

Haha, cute baby!

[kalasad]

What is that song? I need it.

[ToasterStuder]

@kalasad The song is "Never Gonna Give you Up."

[sneezlehose]

i was going to laugh, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[cerealboxable]

haah your brother got an +A....reminds me of my parents x)

[flightrulez]

Whats the song at the beginning

[DeBlaz21]

Am I the only one who hasn't taken an arrow to the-OUCHH!

[blueyellow100]

@MrRagemanproductions she is british. got to the channel called bifrenzi

[gorgeconowitz]

does anyone else want to see less of that new bitch? im kind of tired of her.

[Baldusaur]

@gorgeconowitz It's Brian's girlfriend.

[gorgeconowitz]

@Baldusaur i dont give a shit. shese annoying. just because he dates her doesnt mean he should put her in his videos. its not fair to the viewers.

[Xberzerkerai]

@gorgeconowitz Unless you can do better, shut your fucking mouth. Seriously. Go act high and mighty somewhere else you cocksucker.

[gorgeconowitz]

@Xberzerkerai who the fuck is high and mighty? i just dont like her, are you some kind of retard? way to be an overly aggressive little bitch. "SHUT YUR MOUTH I WANNA WATCH SOME ANNOYING BITCH HURR!" thats you. thats what you sound like.

[QuarantaSette47]

@MrRagemanproductions You're a lie.

[FallingSkywards]

NOT SURE IF ATTRACTED TO STERN BRITISH MATRON D:

[rakuencallisto]

Hot british asian chick is hot.

[rakuencallisto]

@MrRagemanproductions She is so hot.

Hot British Asian chick.

[Weeveers]

the british matron is brians girlfriend

[2minutestomammoth]

900 VIDEOS

[ericm338]

happy 900th

[1ZsebastianZ1]

transcribe the audio and listen to the baby part its werid...

[DTevr89]

I liked her better when she had blond hair.

[LinkShack]

*cough*

[BassTwisterOfficial]

the description... legendary

[CasualGarbage]

I could have sworn i was the guest

[bbrake]

The video is entitled "Stern British Matron," but the video description says "sexy British matron."

Which is it, 5sf?

[BringMeADryingCloth]

SKYRIM

[katim0201]

i never ever missed a 5sf video. but until that new youtube format came out. I missed the stern british matron video!! Damn you new youtube format!!

[Blarghurface]

@katim0201 Goes to show how well-prepared 5Sf is, eh?

[Rc1290Dreadnought]

0:20 AAAaaah! What is Slenderman doing there in the background?

[briceman98]

Oh look she has coffee oh wait NO DONT POUR IT ON THE FLOOR IT WILL STAIN

[depcking2]

I use to like arrow to the knee jokes. Then I...

grew up

[42JohnnySmith]

LOL re the description!!!

[Suetakefan]

Lmao that stern british matron. Do want.......more

[thecvideospiczo]

Is she really British, 'cause I think that it sounds good but her mouth is shaping like an O sort of shape?

[ApolloEdits]

havent you people ever heard off knee gaurds??

[42JohnnySmith]

@ApolloEdits My God you've done it. The perfect come-back. THANK YOU!!!!! XD

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

@ApolloEdits i heard of them once, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[ApolloEdits]

@XxTriViuMfan98xX i use to pay my taxes but then i to a turd to the eye.

[manugkenny]

@ApolloEdits I used to wear knee guards then i took an arrow in the knee!

[Jack11017]

@ApolloEdits I used to wear knee guards, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[123matt567]

@ApolloEdits Yeah, like I wear my full set of Steel Plate Armor!

[BoboTheMushroom]

@ApolloEdits You do know what they're referencing... right?

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

@ApolloEdits

i used a paper beacuse they told me that its good against arrows

i sued them later

[hazahaxa]

@MrRagemanproductions But I'm British and I don't even like tea!

[GregoryScottChannel]

I used to like `british people. then I took an arrow in the knee...

[99aHdammit]

i don't like you

[Imatrollyay]

@NQDaZzor NOBODY LIKES YOU.

[amohotepv]

@Imatrollyay YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL

[Jessdmann]

@NQDaZzor Thats called a "floage".

[Fishplants]

@NQDaZzor Quick tip for you !

Put some paper in the toilet before you take a shit !!

And booom no water up your ass :)

[TheRealArngrim]

@NQDaZzor So do I. I hate it when you do that.

[tornadomannen2]

Well this week didn't make much sense, and I don't go on youtube to think hard !

[rojotheawesomegamer]

326 views it feels weird

[NoobiiPower]

Haha, i hate that b¡tch

[JMEmls]

that is the cutest baby ever "I don't like u".. lol, think I watched that one like 20 times

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I have a hard time believing the stern British matron when she's so young and Asian.

[thekylemcdaniel]

214 likes? Your brother got 250.

[loliver231]

i like how he yells "dad!" and his mom sits there :)

[Razemcuz]

Our special guest is...Natzie jew

[ziemother]

I Fucking Love This Channel. (and not yours...)

[gizmoguyar]

"Shit dick," that's gonna be the new meme, just wait and see.

[guitardizztortion]

@gizmoguyar i've been saying shit dick for a couple years.

[gizmoguyar]

@guitardizztortion Yeah, me too, but it's not a meme. Yet.

[Evnyofdeath]

Foe those dense enoigh, or stoned enough not to get "Memories", he smoked so much weed he screwed up his brain and can't remember anything. It happens

[arnarfreyrdagsson]

The British episodes were jolly good!

[RoSsMiLlEr08]

Not best British accent but she was fit so it's ok

[kenny8689]

I wish the British matron would give ME a stern talking to... ;-)

[JalaldeFISH]

I DON'T LIKE YOU :D

[Alpeche21]

Shitdick? ó_ò

[Hazelnutfilling]

I'm British... this WAS special :D

[xisayg]

Was 'Under the Board Walk' a reference to 'Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia'?