AMSTERDAM: A Stoned Perspective

[alphamondragon]

I'll have 3g of what he is on. FAF, classic

[barkey123]

Dude, I think next summer you better go to Copenhagen.

[lipsnsync]

My favorite part is when you're like "is someone behind me? Who's behind me?" and there's absolutely no one there.

[brako80]

You are fucking crazy man.....Don't be scared in Dam..everyone is stoned like you...have fun....and please go in a bar and drink some water....hihihihihihih...you are really brave to put this video on-line....Funny !!!!!! I like it mr. Paranoid !!!!!!!!!! Enjoy Amsterdam !!!!!!! XXX

[trancehi]

Great video, he must've looked a bit mad with a camcorder attached to himself.

[southstander2011]

that is one of the funniest things ive ever seen. stoned, lost, foreign country, shit!



[kingoftroy05]

lol reminds me of the days i used to get high as balls

shit made me too paranoid and dillusional though

gona start back slowly

[Ibrahimo1124]

Man u made me laugh till tears. Fuck that shit is funny!!!!! Glad you enjoyed yourself.

[trancehi]

Walking relentlessly while stoned in Amsterdam will soon take it's toll.

I always cycle around the city myself, it's quicker and more proficient.

It's THE only way to do it, in a place like that, like the locals do.

[GreenyProducer]

oh shit now im shittin case i get lost and im goin alone lol fuck

[TheBartSm]

AMSTERDAM HOLLAND

voor alle broeders uit holland <3

[doom696mented]

@TheBartSm hey, man... I want to find out if I know a little bit of Dutch; so, have you said something like: "For all the brothers from Holland" ? :-??

[ProdBySolidbeatz]

@doom696mented thats right

[daGuz113]

haha. South east to the station was not a good advice :P

[IIOverkill]

Lol this is great "If it's 6:30 I gotta catch a flight, but if it's 3:00 i got like two hours, I gotta figure this out" *next scene* "Well now I'm in a market gotta buy some food". Haha, fuck whether or not you have a plane to catch, you gotta go EAT man!

[cooners01]

i hate those cunts on bikes

[311Rattlehead]

@cooners01

Those cunts on bikes will never hit you. Every dutchmen is a very skilled cycler :p

Besides that, it's just fun to scare tourist.

[1SampaSampa]

What time is it?

[ThaigerDon]

haha you should've stayed in the coffeeshop and called a taxi bro

[iHaveAnger]

The clip of you spinning around was hilarious!

[OneDutchTittie]

gotta get food

[littlemissmello]

oh god, one moment you were like walking again, camera in front of your face, saying; 'Oh no, I did it again! I can't find Dam Square.' (kind of paranoid also XD) but you were like standing right next to it. And I couldn't figure out if you wanted to find Damrak, Dam Square of the Central Station XD

[littlemissmello]

oh god, one moment you were like; 'oh no, i did it again! i can find the dam square!', but you were like standing right next to it XD

[conger420]

holy shit this guy is hell funny!!!!

[jay4770]

That was so funny!! I'm sure the locals send people in the wrong direction just for a buzz.!! Great video mate. Top drawer!!

[WILSONI007]

im going the dam in 3 weeks, fuck me im getting a taxi lol. he must have ran out of cash or he loves a challenge, that is funny

[Lostkiwi123]

Sitting there like a statue, i was a statue, i wasn't moving hahahhaha

[mattsk8r91]

human frogger! haaaaaaaa

[eurodancer987]

LOL " im just gonna go south east"

[kavkblnx]

:D like me:D

[ClankyRochet]

If you feel too high or if you smoke weed for the first time and start to trip out. The best way to stop it is to eat, eat as much as you can and you will feel better.

[goatskindreams]

get this guy a water

[MarsiliaBellini]

this video makes me laugh hard everytime i watch it Classic!

[AnglofDoom]

"Like the Human Frogger" ahahahaha!

[jakh6]

What's the name of the second song, thx

[Djaell13]

as a finishing touch, god created the dutch

[kemora2393]

hahah this vid is hilarious =]

makes me wanna document my hightimes

[stikfa190]

Got directions from this local guy.... and his dog

[CuredBlood]

man, your video is like the only one youtube i can find of it's kind

[bus142cm]

Very cool but you got the whiteys bad

[ledgend209]

wow this iz really funny and exactly wat happend to me the first time i smoke good weed........lol...nice one bro

[DeathMetalNorthRider]

Daaamn, dude:D Got a serious good feeling watching this vid! made me think of good times:D

[GrowTheTruth]

There's a smoke lounge behind the Vancouver Seed Bank on Hastings Street. I was SO stoned that it literally took me 15 minutes just to find my way through the place when it was very obvious where it was all along. =_=

Man, was I ever baked. LOL!

[CuredBlood]

Amsterdam best place in the world

[77dubg]

Next time can i be your camera man, Big thumbs up to you !

[designinsight]

LOOK at my map, in my profile regarding Amsterdam. (Smartphone only, soz)

[Yakr1]

Dude - this video is AWESOME! You are an instant film star. Was crackin' up watching you, but also felt sorry for you being so paranoid. Reminded me of some of my nightmares, always getting lost in big cities, alone! , and no one really notices. I was HOPING YOU'D CATCH YOUR PLANE?

[mingsta3512]

EVERY STONER HAS TO GO TO AMESTERDAMN AS A RIGHHT OF PASSEGE TO PROVE THEMSELVES AS TRUE STONERS LOL dis was so fhilarious man cant wait till i have a crazy adventure in amsterdam

[BabyFartMcGeezax420]

its funny cause when your really high you think everyone knows your high and you get paranoid about it. he should of jumped into a taxi

[CasualMaggot]

THAT is high! No memory, barely coherent, and lost. Great vid, but... WHAT DID YOU SMOKE!?

[1993windle]

@CasualMaggot he said laughing Buddha but tbh its just another name. at the end of the day it doesn't mater as long as its nice smk :)

[krupkee]

even for a regular smoker a whole joint is quite a lot hahaha, let alone amsterdam bud

[rebelbhoy1888]

@krupkee

LOL

I toked that shit up all day long.

[jamievk]

amsterdam is kk simpel

[vietdumbass]

Goddamn, being that high in a foreign area must be nerve wracking.

[magicjoey69]

yeah, laughing buddy in the dam is strong as fuck eh :D if anyones ever there and are looking to loss a day, go to the grasshopper and see if they have super crystal, its like smoking gods own stash :D and a few peyote buttons never hurt, and some shrooms, and theres about 1000 guys asking if you want to buy other drugs, god i miss the dam :(

[NSB0953]

This is hilarious. I gotta record myself when I get high next time; fucking hilarious.

[Dutchtreatz]

That was hilarious, 1:29 & 6:42 are just classic man. Great stuff hahaha.

[aticsmtb]

wow you were high as fuck

trippin balls

[AhYaOk]

weed is too strong these days. when i start freaking out like that i just tell myself its only going to peak for an hour at the most. which is usually does. but when you're in that state of mind an hour is an eternity. lol

[MirjamRennings]

Lmao just had a terrifying experience, I can't remember what it is Whahaha

[IGET454S]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[IMJOE4LIFE4893]

buggin the fuck out

[divinityy420]

damn its lookin like his first high time ri now

[DePrompt]

A. His shit was laced.

B. He's never smoked weed before.

C. All of the above.

[nederwiet1]

bwaargh soon we're all gonna have to get a pass to enter a shop...that means no more tourists buying weed to by the way

[4030201]

I just had a terrifying experience... I cant remember what happened. lool

[GTAIVarcadegamer]

He will sleep on the plane...

[AnglofDoom]

Ahahaha "im in the market now and i gotta buy some food" lol j

[lamochila66]

In search of sunrise 7 was sick!!

[ivanfazal]

Dude why u trippin so hard? haha Relax bro, take it easy?

[industrialbluelights]

hahaha!

[chronkituss]

ya maybe if i was on shrooms.

[tkelly12]

This is actually one of the best Amsterdam videos I've seen! Hillarious and friendly and I can relate.

[teckim]

Mental Meltdown?

[Abadox]

im going alone to also for the first time what techniques do you guys reccomend for my first time? ill be in a hostile

[unreal45]

@Abadox

Google it. Lots of info ;-).

greetings from holland :)

[slitz1981]

man u went amsterdam on your own? your a soldier!

[Milaan222]

I Know How You Feel Maaaaan

Come To Utrecht it´s alot like Amsterdam Canals and stuff it´s awsome here every where Coffee Shops

[flickgboards]

Omg this video is funny ass fuk even more so cause he's a light weight xD

[harobmx123]

CHILL

[Xpyrath]

yaass im going on 10th sept :D yaaaasss canny wait

[shiznigger93]

lol

"I had a terrifying experience, uh, I can't remember what it is"

lmao

[joeyauggiii1]

cant wait to go back its the best for the girls and weed

[cawa007]

The best city in the world......i love amsterdam......

[DrAtmo]

hahaha, very funny video, thank you very much

[glossopcrue]

I love weed. Can't wait for october. Going there with my best mate for 5 days! Gunna be amazing. Anyone know how much money ill need to be perminatly stoned? :D

[MrAmeriano]

hahahaha are you high??

[MrNMrsDube]

Toasted, nicely toasted!! Thats soooo funny! Dude are you going back? Hope so, cant wait to see pt2 lol

[BudhaManj]

I get that your paranoid bro, buy a drink, a watch maybe a bike.

-chill

blaze more get at me

[souljehr]

lol... im in the market now, i gotta buy food! lol. this is some funny ass shit

[mrjlopez95]

bro hahahah, find a bench and chill man, i think watching this video got me stoned.

[BoliviaMafia]

funny ass video makes me laugh every time!!! He is a funny guy lol

[danc3m0nstahz]

LMAO .... DAMN I CANT WAIT TILL' I GET OLDER SO I CULD SMOKE ALL I WANT

[111sunder]

Haha WOW. And that my friend is why you should never ever get stoned alone while in a new place. Congrats bro, looks like you got the "desired effect" hahaha

[fijicivic24]

get some chapstick and some gum homeboy ahaha

[fxixzxz]

i'm like a human frogger LOL 

[skillz139]

lmao this vid is just this dude buggin

[Collistos]

I'm thinking bout moving from England to there.....even dumping my good flat and job......just to fresh start a live there.

[Balno]

watchin this video makes u feel stoned.

[Lucanking]

@Balno This video makes me pull a whitey, especially with the shakey camera, lol. Good video though.

[TheKrupkee]

bro you gotta get to a park, sit down and chill hahaha

[brantk81]

blazed

[curiousgcg]

some people shouldn't smoke- especially not super chronic A-dam shit

[Hempster1122]

ur fucking trippin balls bro....nicccce.......

[GstQ2009]

they sell oregano to the germans

[DRISSERY]

Man this guy is so fuckin wasted! I know exactly how you feel my friend.

[AkumaPB]

Yeah weed hits you really good when you walk

[robi2010ful]

Wooow this guy is fucked but this is so funnny I love Amsterdam :)

[nederwiet1]

weed is my only fucking drug:-)

[nederwiet1]

weed is my only fucking drug:-)

[nederwiet1]

weed is my only fucking drug:-)

[SICKDOG903]

@nederwiet1 its a medicine not a drug

[PureStraftanz]

@SICKDOG903 it is a drug goddamit. just like alcohol and nicotine and caffeine..and any other drug.

[deval1988]

Haha this guy cracks me up!! it is really easy to get paranoid walking round amsterdam especially wen u have these huge black rastas coming up to you going E, E, COCAINE COCAINE!!! - No i wont buy your cociane lol!!

[deval1988]

Haha this guy cracks me up!! it is really easy to get paranoid walking round amsterdam especially wen u have these huge black rastas coming up to you going E, E, COCAINE COCAINE!!! - No i wont buy your cociane lol!!

[Jarodg29]

haha its like a fucking human frogger!

[gaallegos]

great video man I hope to go sometime soon

[jahlyric]

This is funny as hell!!!

[cho290]

im so jealous and happy for you at the same time

[zirius89]

Best city in the world for sure.

Nice people nice atmosphere everything is nice.

But be careful cause of the cars and busses.They drive like craaaaaaazy fast there. :O

[AmericanVideoGames]

Damn this video is funny and entertaining, in the beginning you were so stoned you sounded like Porky Pig.

[airforce090]

hahaha soooo stoned.

[devastator1316]

Fuck he is OWNED! Legend bro.

[devastator1316]

Fuck he is OWNED! Legend bro.

[Perdomom]

will be there in 4 days!!!!!! ur the man

[njpizzorni]

lmaoo

[quickshooter100]

lol! you acting it up big time!

[Mosaik26]

How the song calsl in the background ??

[716Jitsu]

lol big time cotton mouth bro!! good for you man looks like a very enjoyable time this is what travelling is all about!

[rossk1020]

man u r BAKED

[sk8andbike4live]

i m&m,m mmm amsterdam.... amsterdam...XD  omg 1:30 lol dude you are sooooo stoned XDD

[wease23]

you need some white russian and you be trippin balls man laughing your ass off and people thinking your weird causing your laughing to yourself. good herb

[gaiaresistance]

ha fucking hell dude, you where mashed up. you can get turned around pretty easy in dam. stayed there for a week not long back, fucking amazing place! shud of got yourself a kitkat!

[shavon2k4]

damn i thought i was high but shit lmao amsterdam weed is beyond strong.. i gotta try it!!!!

[skux1234]

i hate doing weed when you actually have nothing to do. it defeats the whole purpose of getting stoned, which is to make an experience more enjoyable. this guys got the right idea, if you go to amsterdam just to get stoned and sit in your hostel then your a douche.

[MrPicklebeans]

i don't mind smoking it right now, and i'm not really doing much...except living in amsterdam for the moment

[shariotoflove]

lol im so backed on cheese right now

[chaflo1994]

I live in amsterdam. Seeing ape stoned americans with cameras is alot more common than you think :P

[JJFrancio6314]

haha so baked man!!

[QueT71]

QueT71

In America, I heard that smokin' weed can give you cancer more quick than cigarettes. Please comment to my comment.

[nederwiet1]

true,there's wayu more tar and chemical compuunds. doesn't stop me from smoking green though

[smokin2007]

Been there done that!!! Great shooting mate

KEEP AMSTERDAM AS IT IS LET THE PEOPLE CHOOSE!!!!

[smokin2007]

Been there & done that! been 7 times now & I still get lost when stoned(Vaps,Bongs,Joints) Great shooting keep em coming dude!

Keep AMSTERDAM as it is Don't mess with a nations right to choose!!!!

[zerofogbird]

dude u can onmly watch this if your high lmao crazy shit

[shariotoflove]

@zerofogbird so true!

[zerofogbird]

duduee u can only watch this video if your high lmaoo its crfazy shit

[mrcrisman]

dude THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE CAME ACCROSS ON YOUTUBE WHEN YOUR STONED!!! so funny ur paranoid 2 bitts !!! sorry for writng in caps...haha

[prod929292]

do they supply bongs in their coffee shops

[kmcgeachin]

Oh yes indeedy......

[glocksmc]

What time is it? It's time to buy a watch!! You want to get to central station? get on any tram that's labeled "central station"

P.S. I love Amsterdam!!!

[mrcrisman]

but it wouldnt be funny!

[MrToterArzt]

nice vid xD

[overcast56]

omg this is so fucking funny if you can relate

[alexluvpug]

lmfao.............

[MegaPitbull12]

dont ask a local when ur stoned they take the piss lol

[messthetics]

haha someones paranoid

[dizziedikke]

65% of stoning people in amterdam are tourists :p

[FLEAMYHOLE]

this is hilarious SIR if you read this i want to smoke a jay with you

[compasskid]

Diceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed your not painting a pretty picture atall

[mrcrisman]

haha you need 2 be stoned to watch this... try it and watch it..the whole paranoid thing is brill!

[nederwiet1]

i am right now

[nederwiet1]

been smoking pot for 15 years now,i'm planning to quit,but i keep forgetting that;-P

[jakealomani]

man ur making me parinoid! ;p

[cobweb1989]

laughing budda is soooo nice. dude u got to calm down. weed is all about being calm. but i know what u mean by getting hit by bikes. i nearly got run over last year after talking shrooms. but this vid made me so want to go back next year. lol

[mrcrisman]

just gotta stay calm an you wont freak out..cheers dude tryed this and i actualy dont freak out in public :D

[shariotoflove]

@cobweb1989, nah sativa weed is fun to go on adventures on.

[RTR9]

ha nice so fuckin high lol lost to :)

[therealCanablisS]

LOL THIS IS HILaRious

[dkfan4lyfe]

lmfao this guy is blazed.

[creative36]

That was great. That's how I would be if I went to amsterdam. I don't like lots of cars and pedestrians. I would get totally spun. I would need a chaperone.

[yoss1978]

Roflcakes! Nice one dude, and watch out for those earthquakes.

[snowbiker111]

most beautiful city in the world!!! and the atmosphere is the greatest i wish i was there everyday...lol

[nederwiet1]

lmao he's obviously not used to our weeds;-)

reminds me of my 1st high years ago...

all hail marihuana!;-P

[xamoutzis]

man... don't smoke weed when you want to find the central station!!!.. you smoke it to relax..not to be like this..:P

[RTR9]

lol iknow right ha

[uey214]

REAL FUNNY AMSTERDAM I WANNA GO

[scoobyfan2009]

lol at 7:46 the guy came around the corner and fucking turned right around.... it was like he turned and seen something he didnt like.... ha

[mnymatt]

lol i smoked a joint ... then got jumped then got tooken to the nurse and i had cotton mouth like a bitch... she checked for a concussion but i was so high i didn't care she then said i needed to go to the hospital because my eyes weren't dilating and she said it was a sign of a concussion but i was just stoned lol and this guy in the video is just using the Amsterdam weed law to the fullest i would too...

[scoobyfan2009]

epic.... awsome!!!!

[DVSskater420]

Tiesto is so amazing while blazedd i can't wait to finish school this year ill be hitting up all this shit and being living life

[soulfly7137]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Hahaha He's Fucken Blown! He's Studaring* Paranoid As Shit* Haha 2 thumbs Up Bro! So Why Do People Get So Paranoid? I've Never Understood That* When I Get Super Duper High* I Get Paranoid as Shit! I Hate It! >=/