"Without the internet, if you wanted to see your favorite shows, you'd have to watch fucking television."
Hahahahaha! :) Oh, Seth, you are soo funny (and cute too!). Oh and nice Martha Stewart joke, Seth. Now you know for sure that you will die of food poisoning on an old lady's cooking show
How much money was the audience paid to laugh at this ? Or perhaps they were scared stiff that next year it will be their turn to stand on stage and mutter utter drivel !
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I feel that tv is downhill.... like if it doesnt evolve, it will eventually disappear, or merge into one with internet, anyway, its corporate driven, opposite to the internet, which of course is people (consumers) driven. That´s the main reason. Tv needs to upgrade, be interactive and have rich content. I dont want 345 damn channels just to surf to see whats on, I just want one channel, with all the things that i like to watch, and whenever I want to watch them, not the other way around.
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It's soooooo true! I tell my friends I don't watch tv anymore and they look at me like i'm a nutjob... but you really can watch all the stuff you would see on tv on the internet! And there are a hell of a lot less commercials!
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Sophomoric humor based on sexual innuendo --and not so innuendo--with dumb looking buxom babe in the background. Yes, Seth, it is the future... but is also looks so much like the 70's. Grow up.
ur a dick, get a sense of humor, and great screename, u must have has plenty of time to think of that one while u were in ur mothers basment being an unemployed piece of shit.
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his Obama VP joke isnt true i remember that text was a Sat. morning not Sat night...Obama chose Biden on a Saturday afternoon in Chicago...soooooo fail
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This motherfucker is not funny. While we're at it, he's sort of douchebaggy and obviously bitter people rather play WoW, and watch youtube clips of the piano-playing cat rather than pay attention to his unfunny, dying TV show. Shit on the internet all you like Seth Meyers, and make yourself look more and more like a backwards old fart
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your a fucking douche tard. why the hell would you say "fuck Christians" on a video that has nothing to do with Christians. and who said i was a Christian. i just hate ignorant assholes.
Your grammar and spelling are terrible--do you even speak English?
And I don't need to be a Christian to tell you that you're an ignorant troll.
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Haha Seth Meyers is funny, too bad he's not as funny on SNL. I think he can do "Late Night" better than Fallon, although Fallon is getting better so who knows.
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AirsoftNationofNY 1 month ago
wow one good joke after another lol
imcrazy85 4 months ago
He is sooo dreamy:)
sadlystuckinreality 8 months ago 8
Seth meyers -3
he's so cute
wickedfairydoll 10 months ago 3
@ 3:51 this bit is possibly the funniest one in there.
guitalex2005 10 months ago
"Without the internet, if you wanted to see your favorite shows, you'd have to watch fucking television."
Hahahahaha! :) Oh, Seth, you are soo funny (and cute too!). Oh and nice Martha Stewart joke, Seth. Now you know for sure that you will die of food poisoning on an old lady's cooking show
maroon5lovers15 10 months ago 4
@ 1:12 - she's number 72
mfwe22 1 year ago
seth fucking meyers, grrrrr
facejobby 1 year ago
You can lose yourself in roleplay games. Story of my life.
shoppinggirl125 1 year ago
seth is hottttttt
bowie42493 1 year ago 4
@bowie42493 both the meyers' are hot...have you seen his bro? omFG!
anonnemus 1 year ago 3
He's so adorable(:
harryp1996 2 years ago 6
He's gonna host the tonight show 1 day, maybe after a decade or two ... if jay leno lets him.
WhenLilacsLast 2 years ago
Seth's smile makes me fucking wet. Like oh my god.
anesthesiac 2 years ago 91
okay...ew
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@anesthesiac Go suck some more cock, you pole dancing whore.
UsernameRogen1978 1 year ago
@anesthesiac me too, but prob not for in the same way, im a dude...i spat my drink all over myself...
carlo88moe 9 months ago 2
1:35 bottom right corner is that andy dick? seth is hot!.
peppermintcow 2 years ago
looks like it, but i don't think so...doesn't really look like him if you look closely.
LaLaLiciaaa 2 years ago
Some bad words and content
xiopher 2 years ago
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dublex 2 years ago
Funny as usual.
davismusicman 2 years ago
Fun
sdstreiker 2 years ago
hella funny opening monologue!!!
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Nice video
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wtf is the webby awards
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what up adrian
andrucks760 2 years ago
Leaving a comment from iPhone 3.0. Yikes.
duren007 2 years ago
Seth Meyers is a funny guy... his speech was pretty good
bradwolf07 2 years ago 2
Ohhhh, he was so on point about Bing. I had to google it to find out what bing was.
celestialnubian 2 years ago 4
Haha...
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Did you just attempt at either?
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No. Any more questions ?
morgandrim 2 years ago
How much money was the audience paid to laugh at this ? Or perhaps they were scared stiff that next year it will be their turn to stand on stage and mutter utter drivel !
This fella is as funny as a Shit Lolly !
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shawndub82 2 years ago
dude, you're gonna get robbed
goldnuke 2 years ago
that's bing as in "i just googled bing." lmao
senojoy12473 2 years ago 4
he did ths all on snl already
XFLOST 2 years ago
lmao, you would have to watch the f'ing television!
aleshaw11 2 years ago
He's funny!
FlamencoChe 2 years ago
God, I hate watching shows on TV, it's such a pain in the ass...
Mechacraze987 2 years ago 2
did internet died?
daved000 2 years ago
hahaha, martha stewards knows what im talking about!
moropeza5 2 years ago
I feel that tv is downhill.... like if it doesnt evolve, it will eventually disappear, or merge into one with internet, anyway, its corporate driven, opposite to the internet, which of course is people (consumers) driven. That´s the main reason. Tv needs to upgrade, be interactive and have rich content. I dont want 345 damn channels just to surf to see whats on, I just want one channel, with all the things that i like to watch, and whenever I want to watch them, not the other way around.
juanmax7979 2 years ago 2
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maaron1eq7 2 years ago
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Why is this guy allowed to live??
richmond436 2 years ago
"without the internet, if you wanted to watch television shows you would have to watch freaking television" :]
igofrawr 2 years ago
It's soooooo true! I tell my friends I don't watch tv anymore and they look at me like i'm a nutjob... but you really can watch all the stuff you would see on tv on the internet! And there are a hell of a lot less commercials!
TinkerbellKat 2 years ago
same here. i watch everything i want to online.
or i just dont watch it :]
igofrawr 2 years ago
are you not allowed to say "fuck" on the internet...its easy fuck fuck fuck fuckiddy fuck fuck ufck
PLA5T1KJ3ZUS 2 years ago 3
no, i just dont like cursing.
i dont see much point to it.
but i dont really care if people curse.
igofrawr 2 years ago
Seth meyers is hot!
marichuchjoker 2 years ago 5
what a douchebag
jorge10928 2 years ago
He should have read this as a stand-up routine as opposed to a speech.
noisemaker205516 2 years ago 4
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Seth Meyers sucks. He can never do anything without smiling.
Heathenist 2 years ago
Maybe you can never watch anything without complaining
sciencectn 2 years ago 4
Seth's a great writer. :)
TehPantheon 2 years ago 3
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rmxriver 2 years ago
neither; they're both gay.
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linaicui521 2 years ago
Fuck NY; Webby Awards should be in SF
smartwerker 2 years ago
Good jokes, tough crowd
GrahamAW2001 2 years ago 2
You really put the internet into perspective there Seth...
LanceDirk 2 years ago
Geoffrey Leonard should win the best pedophile award.
0CheeseEgg0 2 years ago
ha ha that was funny!
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fuck is this tool a jew too.maybe he wash my turbin,and i buttfuck his wife
washmyturbin 2 years ago
What a lovely demon stration.
ananiasacts 2 years ago
seth meyers!1 a steelers fan!! WOOO!! GO STEELERS!!!
crucialconflict02 2 years ago
YEAH!!!!!!!!!
NLo2009 2 years ago
He needs some better jokes =\.
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I would fuck the shit outta him!!!!!!!
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That's not crude or anything...
Superterrestrial 2 years ago
LOL I got to bing by googleing it! first time i hear of bing, from this vid, man! :D
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If this fucking idiot ever "hosts" SNL I will go mass homicidal.
PositiveLastAction 2 years ago
that fucking idiot was/is an snl cast member
NDirish13x 2 years ago
yes I know that you fucking idiot..but he should be a host after he leaves the show.
PositiveLastAction 2 years ago
he's also SNL's head writer
eli26eli 2 years ago 39
i never knew that. but that explains why he's only in Weekend Update, and not in skits anymore.
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i laughed lol
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MakeLoveWarNot 2 years ago
whatever. i thought this was hilarious. go seth.
nerdpantish 2 years ago
Sophomoric humor based on sexual innuendo --and not so innuendo--with dumb looking buxom babe in the background. Yes, Seth, it is the future... but is also looks so much like the 70's. Grow up.
concern4civility 2 years ago
Don't hate, appreciate.
ecksile 2 years ago 2
ur a dick, get a sense of humor, and great screename, u must have has plenty of time to think of that one while u were in ur mothers basment being an unemployed piece of shit.
bronbron124 2 years ago
how many times did he bang amy poler*?
johnny3400 2 years ago
nice spelling.
JMason814 2 years ago
that little star is supposed to give me a pass!
johnny3400 2 years ago
lol
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hardcoredirector 2 years ago
Lots.
alovelymuffler 2 years ago
No one likes the truth of another.
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linaicui521 2 years ago
Why are people raggin' on this guy? No sense of humor....
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this is so bad and stupid
TryAndResist2Click 2 years ago
his Obama VP joke isnt true i remember that text was a Sat. morning not Sat night...Obama chose Biden on a Saturday afternoon in Chicago...soooooo fail
oboy8904life 2 years ago
yes, it is true. he meant 3AM. I got that text at 3AM on Saturday, too.
roozleyyz 2 years ago
OMG People, grow a sense of humor, would ya!
sweatintotheoldies 2 years ago 2
isn't the joke from 3:40 to 3;45 from somewhere else
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fighter1771 2 years ago
F this ashole
ProofE10 2 years ago
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wtf is the webby awards!?!?!?
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DarknessWind9111 2 years ago
So 90's jokes. But stereotypical internet jokes probably works in a room filled with people who hate the internet. hehe
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This motherfucker is not funny. While we're at it, he's sort of douchebaggy and obviously bitter people rather play WoW, and watch youtube clips of the piano-playing cat rather than pay attention to his unfunny, dying TV show. Shit on the internet all you like Seth Meyers, and make yourself look more and more like a backwards old fart
truepaths 2 years ago
hahahahah omg Seth is sooooo fucking funny he makes me want to shit my pants. He's one of the only forms of true comedy. A pure genius
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NormsBarStool 2 years ago
what was that sound at 3:35 ?
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seth meyers isn't funny. i can't believe he took time away from sucking lorne michaels' dick to do an awards show.
mrcairosfriend 2 years ago
love seth meyers on snl
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seth meyers is not funny. frankly, i can't believe he took time away from sucking lorne michaels' dick to do an awards show.
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"Hooking up?" That sounds sinful...
brandtdary 2 years ago
Even though Seth Meyers is about the least rehearsed comedian on earth...I still love him. I'm not sure why.
drayofchilastra 2 years ago
he's just simply funny :)
danieljosephb 2 years ago
you can't put two unlike adverbs together and call it a sentence. that's just simply stupid :)
Davizzl 2 years ago
hilarious!
aIexplscopo 2 years ago 2
Seth Meyers is a great comedian. =.= And you sir, are not.
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davesevaw 2 years ago
fuck off you cock sucker, be more accepting you ignorant asshole.
Kalafut42 2 years ago
why because there christains? But what do i exspect as reply from a christain. are you sure didnt mean the gay comment
davesevaw 2 years ago
your a fucking douche tard. why the hell would you say "fuck Christians" on a video that has nothing to do with Christians. and who said i was a Christian. i just hate ignorant assholes.
Kalafut42 2 years ago
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wolfrun1234 2 years ago
Wow quite angry. Think about the Wall St. comments. Nothing funny about that!
ospreyflight2 2 years ago
Jordan is a fagot
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ManicTV 2 years ago
cool
ManicTV 2 years ago
Seth Meyers is so fuckin HOT!!!
yoshihdz 2 years ago 2
my internetz have Webbys. so do my spiders...
Chilldogg 2 years ago
2:08 - boobies, haha I am so immature
megaphor 2 years ago
I hate "fucking" television.
vanishingspy 2 years ago
How is Seth still single?
He's gorgeous :D
cheerbaby641 2 years ago
Seth Meyers is sooo HOT!!! He's my favorite part of SNL!
darylshreve 2 years ago
Haha Seth Meyers is funny, too bad he's not as funny on SNL. I think he can do "Late Night" better than Fallon, although Fallon is getting better so who knows.
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Did he die?
Orelion 2 years ago
He's so hot AND hilarious!!! I love him to death!
harryp1996 2 years ago
from that to this? /watch?v=fovlBsczWvg
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B0SSLADy14 2 years ago
seth meyers is an untalented douche. he was fucking horrible on 70s show and does nothing on snl
ipodkiller6 2 years ago
he didnt write his script on that 70's show buddy
blackknight22w 2 years ago
that wasn't him that was his brother
scASLtu02 2 years ago
u hav a crappy opinion about comedy so ur own tase in it must suck.
or you just want to say some hateful things about something u know nothing about well congatulations dumass
Rothmania420 2 years ago
lol you call me a dumbass because seth meyers can't act? you're a dipshit. try listening to real comedians like george carlin, don rickles, patton oswalt, zach galifianakis, someone WITH ACTUAL FUCKING TALENT. i think you're the one with the crappy opinion, asshole.
ipodkiller6 2 years ago
haha
RepublicanProduction 2 years ago
haha he's right.....i think i googled "bing" when i heard about it
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FOURallTWOc 2 years ago
...............................really?
CourtneyAllenDoesLA 2 years ago
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melikecookies0000 2 years ago
i love him on SNL weekly update :P he's super funny, he writes all that on his own.
dontsayouwontletitgo 2 years ago
he is funny
Mentalplix 2 years ago
Seth Meyers looks a little like Hugh Grant doesn't he?
troymanansala 2 years ago
wow I never thought that before you are kind of right.
imamoviefanatic 2 years ago