NewsBusted 1/18: Bloomberg jumping in? Eeevil Halliburton

[leeannethethird]

Isn't Bloomberg the mayor of the city of New York who illegally jailed 1200 peaceful demonstrators for the duration of the 2004 Bush terror alerts Republican National Convention?

[amandalover093]

wow tht was soo gay an idc if miley has and body double she needs to change and she has a sickness thts y in he video she has the neckels the is sivler it says miley cyrus hyplothermia tht is kida like diabeadies!! so leave her alone!!!

[vatossan]

who laughs last,laughs better.

obama will be president ha ha ha haaaa

there u go.

[mspear1986]

uuummmm...what happened to the part where she takes her top off...damn that is why i watched it

[Mirani2]

BLoomberg is letting mercury into his city's tap water and harrassing a guy who is talking about it.

Look up "Loosing my house" (yes it is spelled wrong) and see what I mean

[Chiffon56]

This is a "Fox" production, right? Man, I thought "Red Eye" sucked donkey balls...

[xxxaabbccxxx]

o wow OBAMA plans to say something of substance!? im laughing my head off! how lame can this vid get!?

[xxxaabbccxxx]

OMG how shit is this!?

[gaudeo]

this isn't funny. the production values suck, and the laughtrack points out how bad it is after every "punchline". maybe conservatives should embrace the free market and put this trash on tv... see how long it lasts?

[y0utubegirll0ve]

omg

[y0utubegirll0ve]

OMG

[0pteryx]

OMG

[anguissette]

OMG

[temporaryonesix]

The following is from a politically impartial observer: This is some of the worse material I've ever heard. Nothing is even remotely funny. The material barely qualifies as interesting. Whats worse, after ever every punch line, she adorns herself with this undeserved look of sleazy accomplishment, when she should be hanging her head in shame.

[sagacioussue]

Thanks much for your expert opinion. We all take it so very seriously. Maybe once you pass your 20th birthday you'll start to understand some conservative humor. It's not guaranteed, some people never grow up.

[lovesdiminishedsolos]

Lol, cool.

[evilmm80]

2:36 of time I can't get back

[jmcollinsworth]

Keep it up News Busted!

[DarthVega7]

Uhhh.... these could be better. Much better. Rush Limbaugh really needs to come back to tv. Nothing seems to be filling the void. Brad Stine is pretty good, though.

[mccage]

Free speech is apparently only for liberals... anyone else who attempts to use it is immediately bashed by liberals for not being liberal enough. According to liberals, there is room in the world for all views, all peoples, etc... as long as they are liberal views or liberal people.

[sentforth5]

you poor socialist liberal weenie commentors...the truth really wizzes ya, huh?

NEWSBUSTED RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[streakfreak]

What a pile of crap. Unfunny conservative bullshit.

[ilovekt15]

miley sucks

[hollywood7]

Hilarious! Keep it up! And thanks for providing the ability to embed these in websites!

[Strongtuit]

Lying lieberal bedwetting moonbats hate it.

Good Americans love it and have a good laugh.

[WTC7WasPulled]

Neocon news trying to portray themselves as alternative. Total crap.

[TpBarnum1]

canned laughter killed it.

[jaekent]

weak.

[UltimateSmashers]

RYAN SEACREST

[johnmcfarm]

Great comedy! Liberals are busting a nut over these...

[almondleaf]

this proves that conservative humor is an oxymoron.

[rmgallant]

Hillary(ious)

[annie273]

Funny!

[BeechSundowner]

Good video!

[rmgallant]

Hillary(ious)

[grammiehawkins]

I read the piece at HuffPo and it was a parody of left wing paranoia. The author was dead serious that he feared for Obama's life, if he continued to win, at the hands of Blackwater, Halliburton and/or the CIA.

Many of the comments sounded like ramblings from the day room at a mental asylum.

It was funny and the Diebold chip comment was the cherry on the sundae.

Grammie

[grammiehawkins]

I read the HuffPo piece and it was hysterically funny. The guy who wrote it made me think of the spinster virgin who is sure there is a man under her bed just waiting to get her. He was dead serious that Barack Obama was at very high risk of being assasinated by Blackwater, Halliburton operatives or the CIA.

The Diebold chip was the cherry on top of the sundae.

[Brian3219]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO!

I put work into my videos and they get a few hundred views at the most. These people make lame ass jokes and get 60,000 views. Why?

[TheRealArchAngel]

Are you a "dime a dozen" young cute girl showing cleavage in your Video? If not there is your problem , though I myself am here cause of the Titties..er..I mean Title, the title, that's it...honest.

[SkillzKillzBR]

This is boring...

*Switches to BustyNews*

[JedSpielberg]

This is not funny.

[hillbillyhatfield197]

Not daily show funny, but not saturday night live bad. still some funny parts. That union joke about not supporting clinton was gold.

[sizzlacir]

lol, I hope those are fake laughs becuase this bitch isn't funny

[reelman1946]

Liberals are always the biggest sissies..they dish it out daily, deep and distorted but if anyone dishes back... we should take Rosie nad the other hollyweirds plus libmedia bashing with a smile...but never ever hit the girly men or she-men back...NOT.

[djdangerrrrr]

what a lame ass vid.

[JKKillerB]

I almost smiled at a couple of the skits...

So I wasted 2:36 of my life, WFT...

[sxeintellectual]

i know dude... i think this "newsbusted" needs some more BUST as it's lacking in talent. No?

[oliandthepoos]

Not very funny at all

[newsbusted]

Don't be a hater because no one watches your videos.

[newsbusted]

You should talk to your psychiatrist about projection. He'll help you stop doing it.

[sladet87]

not very funny. you need better jokes.

[BeechSundowner]

Good video!

[bluebirdshit34]

laugh track ftw

[chichika123]

what ? thats weird video

[captainplanet769]

yeah.. not funny. that eyebrow/lip thing is really annoying. do you feel sweet when you make fun of a 15 year old girl? yeah i bet that makes you feel really cool.

[smileymileyworld]

I know! what is wrong with her!?

[smileymileyworld]

I hate that why would she talk bad about Miley!! and Obama! there is nothing wrong with either of them! and whats up with her everytime she trys to crack a joke once the machines start lauphing she puckers her lips up and raises her eyebrows! whats up with that, does she think shes all that or something! Idk but that was mean and boring!(Is that seriously are real show?)

[ConRep52]

God help us if you are old enough to vote.

[seapoidog]

The global elite do want to put chips in us. But not for mind control, for tracking purposes. It's called the RFID chip. Mind control is real. The CIA had a mind control program where the experimented on Canadians and Americans. It was called MKULTRA. And lastly, Diebold machines were made to be easily hacked.

[stankinlincoln]

I like the concept but sorry I didn't find anything that funny.

PLEASE! Hire some comedians to write your jokes. If you already have... FIRE THEM! They suck.

[liveleaker]

Bloomberg=Doucheberg.

Yeah, sure. He can be president...of Lib York!

[BeechSundowner]

Good video!

[nickyvegas]

I am sorry, not funny, but keep trying

[whyamisooohcool]

I hate her for talking ugly about Hannah Montana!

[saibjai]

this video has proven the importance of comedy writers.

[Erox1234]

HOLY CRAP THIS SUCKS!

[maxisno1]

Lamest jokes ever.

[pongman]

I'm disappointed.  None of her jokes were funny. SNL she's not.

[RobertKlayton]

So funny and so true... the Diebold mind control chip. Anyone meet a dem yet that doesn't believe in big foot, crop circles, and of course that GW planned 911. LOL! The dems are just blinking their eyes... man, I don't get it... it ain't funny.

[garbagemanlb]

This just goes to show that conservatives suck at comedy.

[bigtex156]

I can not understand why this bitch is allowed any time on air. How can you make fun of Soliders that defend your right as an American to say stupid ass jokes. I hope you catch some type of herpes you stupid degrading whore!!!!!! (I happend to be in the military by the way)

[apple093080]

congrats on being the most overly sensitive person on youtube.

[sagacioussue]

I'm in the military too and I think it's funny. Okay, I'm not really in the military but it's so easy to say isn't it? I think his herpes are acting up and he's bitter. He sure doesn't sound like the manly soldiers I know. He sounds like a wimp who picks on women

[sxeintellectual]

OH so just because he isn't humping your ass you think he isn't a "manly soldier"?

You must be a military prostitue then. Good job!

[sagacioussue]

Real intellectual logic there. You must be a Genius!

[sxeintellectual]

I love the fact that you say nothing and act to be a "SAGEEEE"... wooooo

[bigtex156]

I just think its high time that this country needs to start to support its troops and its goverment. Sorry but we elected them to office so deal with all your issuse and stop making the people who defend your life and freedoms the butt of your lame ass jokes

[lumberllama]

Is it just me or does she make the same face and wiggle in her chair left to right after every single "joke"?

[kamilmytnik]

I noticed as well and it got annoying the 7th time and onward.

[zomgwtf000]

I think I lost brain cells watching these...>.o

[mebeingadumbass]

Very weak jokes. I laughed at recon missions on roller blades, though, since I live across the Bay from San Francisco and go to Golden Gate Park sometimes. She is obviously a tweaker, btw.

[corandaravis]

This was one of the best so far. Top 5.

[irantgamer]

Conservatives are gay This is filled with fail and aids

[themagicskateboarder]

wow this bitch sucks

[zookstm]

bitch you fucken better stop be talkin about miley untill u learn who she actualy is!!!!fucker

[midnightXwishes]

Making fun of soldiers. That's really pathetic. I honestly thought this would be something interesting and smart. Not something degrading... Pathetic...

[RegularCupOfJoe]

"I honestly thought this would be something interesting and smart. Not something degrading... Pathetic..."

Y'know, those are the exact same thoughts I think when I listen to Keith Olbermann, Jon Stewart, and my favorite, Bill Maher. But, oh wait, those shows are "just for fun". Mmmm...

[kaylavy]

bleh...

[alvincay100]

Excellent work! Who would give this a bad rating? Maybe the perverts in the writers guild?

[newsbusted]

Nah, the bad raters are Ryan Seacrest fangirls and pathetic libs living in their parents' basements. Both can't spell but they can click on stars at least.

[ekspresis]

just a crazy guess but maybe they are the people who have a sense of humor.

[thinkb4speak]

Good god that was pedestrian and insulting.

Who are you people making this stuff? Scientologists? Doesn't matter; safe to say some religious fanatics.

Please, just spike the koolaid with rat poison, annihilate yourselves, and spare us (i.e. INTELLIGENT, RATIONAL PEOPLE) ridiculous crap like this.

[cambleluver]

LOL wat r u talking about? it was halirous. I'm still laughing.. =]

[ekspresis]

mmmkey... just don't forget to take your pills

[BorislavX]

Time to give up on Hunter, although he's a good guy.

Vote for Mitt my friend :)

[boyprodegy]

OH MY GOODNESS!

[phlotis]

Get ride of the wheeled chair. You were making me seasick... I think the Hannah Montana joke would have been more funny if you had chosen Britney Spears as the body double...

[Leosplace]

the look she gives after each joke is 'you know you wanna fuck me'

[sentforth5]

let's watch the potty-mouth,there,big L. Jodi Miller is a LADY.

[superkoolfool13]

this sucks balls

[BorislavX]

so do you

[krazee81]

AHHH I cant take that look she gets after each "joke"!

[tygerfire2]

Wow. I'm a first time viewer, and I think I'm dumber for watching this. This isn't comedy at all, it's stale jokes that have no timing or rhythm whatsoever. And you laugh track is about 3 seconds too long for every joke.

[macsmithian]

good to see NewsBusted standing in solidarity with the striking writers by using jokes that are clearly not written by anyone with employable skills.

[newsbusted]

Spoken like a true armchair quarterback.

[mia4442]

the thing about miley isnt that funny

[DixonB]

Congratulations, Newsbusted, for finally making me laugh - the organisation that likes to brag that its "comedy" videos 'may cause offence to whiney liberals', is so thin-skinned that it has removed my original comments on how desperately awful these shows are.

[newsbusted]

Desperately awful is more of a description for your pathetic sex life.

[DixonB]

What a wonderful and classy ambassador you are for Newsbusted. Still, it can't be nice going to all the trouble to produce this show only to be told that it is utterly crap. The striking writers, at least, will be delighted that there is material like this out there, it reminds everyone just how valuable they are.

[mstrchang]

Yeah, she's not funny, and her hold in the end with her smushed face...yeah, doesn't help the not funniness. Maybe improve the writing?

[KJLmurcielago]

Putting a laugh track at the end of your jokes doesn't make them funny....nothing could make these jokes funny.

Please stop shaking your butt while filming videos, the constent rocking back and forth the whole time is very annoying.

[freedomwarrior43]

She keeps rocking left, right, left, right. Barely funny, I forgot to laugh.

[freedomwarrior43]

Obama's profound message: "Change."

Hillary's profound message: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Giuliani's profound message: "9/11."

Huckabee's profound message: "More taxes,

please."

My message: God help us all!

[ajm9797]

Another great one Jody.

That joke about Obama and Blackwater was so funny that it almost made me fall out of my chair!!

Keep it up. I never miss an episode.

[hsmcutie26]

this girl aint funny

[slicedsky]

The reference refarding the culinary workers not endorsing Hillary was the best ...still laughing...the descriptions do fit Hill better.

Great work, Jodi as always you are great!

[newsbusted]

It's funnier seeing how hate-filled all the liberals who watch this video get. You know you're doing something right when bed-wetting libs can't take it!

[sxeintellectual]

What are you talking about liberals???

Who in the world said they are all liberals?

You're just not that funny, and make kinda hohum one-liners wanna be. That's the truth and their is no "liberal, conservative" about it.

And you're saying nothing against liberals to begin with. So stop rationalizing the righteous criticism on your talentless-self as being "liberal HATE".... I mean seriously!

[sagacioussue]

Seriously? You consider yourself intellectual? I mean seriously!

[sxeintellectual]

Oh okay, so you had nothing to actually say to contest what I said huh?

Okay, I guess you AGREE with me and just didn't like what I said. Truth hurts I know.

And you're the sage? I mean seriously? I would have thought you'll have an ARGUMENT to present or something..... huh?

[sagacioussue]

There was nothing of substance to respond to. It was a tit for tat. My astute perception leads me to believe that someone who says "I mean seriously" a lot is probably not intellectual. Get it valley girl.

[sxeintellectual]

Apparently you're not very 'astute'

or else you are blind. Because I wrote that ONCE, umm yeah. Okay blondey??? Wake up!

[DixonB]

Funny stuff - at least the laugh track is, not the lame jokes by which it is interspersed. On a serious note (because one might say that my feeble comic opening was Newbusted-esque), is it really the intention that these two-and-a-half minute pieces of tat should be of use only to confirm the stereotype that conservatives cannot 'do' humour?

[gdz4321]

This was a great episode, much better than some of the others. Loved the Seacrest joke esp. since it seems to have struck a nerve with his tween fanbase!

[red33410]

Congrat, Jody et al! You are getting enough hits to start garnering the interest of all the Lefties who hang out here on YT! The trashtalk is fun to read.

[Momorulz101]

that was mean about wat u said miley cyrus body double is ryan

[heldmyw]

Ooooh! Back to the LOLcats site for you, Sparky! Embrace coherence, then work on spelling and punctuation.

[roddy1979]

do they get paid to laugh

[hueseph]

Okay. I have to say it. Am I the only one who thinks this reeks of propaganda? It's like they're trying to reach future voters. I'm pretty sure this wasn't directed toward adults.

[newsbusted]

That smell is actually just your lack of bathing.

[Dronetek1]

have you EVER watched the daily show? Oh I forgot its only legitimate if you're bashing republicans.

[hueseph]

Sounds like she has an audience of sixth graders. Or is it just me? What's really funny is that she pauses for people to laugh but it seems like they didn't have enough laughter in the can.

[newsbusted]

You would know what sixth graders sound like considering you live with your parents still.

[hueseph]

Y'know what's really funny? That you take criticism so hard. What's even funnier than that is that I didn't direct anything toward the poster of this video. You took it upon yourself to get offended. Listen to the audience. It literally sounds like an audience of sixth graders. How do I know what a sixth grader sounds like? My daughter is one. That's right I've had sex....with a woman!

[InfidelOnTheGo]

You have daughter in sixth grade, so I'm assuming your in your 40's and you spend your days watching videos and making nasty comments. You are the poster child of what I would hate my life to turn out.

[hueseph]

And you ard doing what right now? My post was not nasty. It was an observation. A valid one at that. I am 39 and I can AFFORD the time to surf the net. Enjoy your thread.

[RegularCupOfJoe]

What am I doing right now? Well, right now I am writing this comment but in about 15 minutes I have to leave for: work, business-related meetings, and a few classes. After that, it's homework, supper, some reading, then bed. Wait, did you notice something in my pattern of living? Yes, I don't believe I've allocated time to saunter around YouTube degrading right-leaning videos that attempt to balance the medias bias.

[Darc2000]

She can pause all she wants to. I love looking

at that gorgeous smile. Makes me happy and

makes me smile.

[Ganglperfect]

the jokes aren't so funny but still the whole ryan secreast thing is mean. ryan is awesome.

[newsbusted]

Ryan is awesome--if you're an 11-year-old girl.

[ConRep52]

Or a gay soldier on rollerblades....

[ekspresis]

wow. I almost feel sorry for you.

[azpenguin]

most of it was funny...

[sakura101pink]

dear jodie miller, you better not be sayin that hilary cliton is a hooker you are such a girly girl!!!!!!!!!!!

[sakahowdah]

Nope, as she also said "Mobsters" in the same sentence which is accurate.

[VinceP1974]

Great video this week!!

[daveman624]

The most offensive thing about this video is ITS NOT FUNNY!!!! She needs better writers!!

[JackpotImages]

Not funny? You have obviously have never seen an episode of Bill Maher's show...

[DixonB]

Newsbusters actually asks its readers to send in jokes (with the promise of a $50 reward if used), that's why the writing is so desperately awful.

[jaybb]

Wow. The comment about the roller blades was really offensive. I know quite a few guys who are gay and none of them roller blade. Several are soldiers and they do a great job. Really crossed a line.

[JackpotImages]

I know quite a few guys who are easily offended - I need to add one more to the list!

[acontinuityofparks]

Oh, get over your easily offended self and laugh along with the rest of us.

[EVIL1888]

yeah come and laugh at her not at her lames ass jokes.

[LiberalshateAmerica]

nice!

[Mehektet]

I love the Obama and substance joke. I think Obama might need some rollerbaldes :)

[kamikaen]

I loved the IKEA joke. :P

[scottfreitas]

VEN OLD HEN: The rollerblade comment was aimed at (1) insane "gay rights" loons who made the charge about US troops being openly gay and (2) gay guys who do, indeed, wear rollerblades in disproportionate numbers.

CONTEXT, VENDETTA! Learn it live it love it.

[heldmyw]

There is probably some truth to the statement that the majority of troops performing reconnaissance missions in war zones on rollerblades are gay or at least John Edwards-level metrosexuals.

[VendettaVV]

hey, that rollerblade about our troops crossed the line.

[botgbotg]

how so vendetta?

[sagacioussue]

He doesn't know, he's busy worrying about Christians banning the Koran even though they haven't tried to

[sxeintellectual]

"Banning the Koran even though they haven't tried it..."

INCREDIBLY ASTUTE AND SAGACIOUS STATEMENT!

I didn't know Koran was an entree that had to be "tried"...