A REAL TEXAS 911 CALL( funny as hell)

[JohnKindereith]

DOH!!!!

[ILikeToDissectGirls]

This is a Jim Stafford joke.

[KindaIshh]

Okay. Seriously. We Texans dont all talk like that. Prob 75% of us talk in a "normal" accent, as yall call it.

We are not all hillbillys either. Im a city kid, I act like a city kid, I dress like a city kid. Shut up about us bein all cowboys and cowgirls and having an accent and us shooting guns everywhere. Fuck off.

[Belindaverse]

@KindaIshh you're right. people are just jerks. people have nothing better to do but to talk crap nowadays....

[sXeCanadianBoy]

OBVIOUSLY fake.

[Disco32er]

You people calling Texans dumbasses you better watch who your messing with lol, im not from Texas and I tried badmouthing a bunch of what I thought were "rednecks" at a bar, and they can beat the SHIT out of you. Im not a weak person either, but seriously this is the first bar ive seen that your aloud to carry a tire iron into...

[hippiechickie18]

@Disco32er Yes, because they're a bunch of dumb uncivilized brutes, who only know how to resolve conflicts with guns and tire irons! "Oh, you called us uncivilized brutes, now we're going to beat you up to show you how wrong you are!" lmao

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er if you're fucking stupid enough to try and have a brawl against badasses, then you pretty much deserve it.

[Disco32er]

@LOLinFEVER democrats? badasses? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a funny joke, you should do stand up.

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er

every society has badasses. don't believe me? go get yourself beat up by a chuck-norris-ish dude

[Disco32er]

@LOLinFEVER *claps* well at least you tried.

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er what? getting your shit slapped by a Texan? nope I thought that was your job

[Disco32er]

@LOLinMORON Grammar please. I dont understand "moron."

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er what? got your shit slapped by a Texan too hard to understand basic slang? figures...

[Disco32er]

@LOLinFEVER Hey im sorry im not a peice of shit pure lazy american dumbass to understand your so called "slang." Stop acting like a dimwitted Texan and get a life.

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er aawww umadbro?

you do realize that Texas isn't the only place with slang, right?

Spare me the snappy remarks; I really don't use formalisms in the internet, too full of people who can't realize what Slang is, let alone trying to look cool in the internet with phrases such as 'lazy american dumbass' LOL

can't blame you, your IQ won't let you think of any better insult than that

[Disco32er]

@LOLinFEVER Psh if I wanted to insult you, id just call you a Texan, thats a pretty big insult in our country, but nah, I was just tellin you the truth. Americans are lazy good for nothings, thieves, killers, rapers, ect... Get your act together America. Stop trying to sound smart, cause your only succeding in me, laughing my ass off. xD

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er LOL don't make me cry with that sob story, broski

don't really care how you call me; getting insults from stupid people in the internet won't really provide any negative setbacks.

Didn't know your ass could laugh itself off as well

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er umad?

[Disco32er]

@LOLinFEVER xD no, your just an annoying troll, im used to your kind.

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er yea umad. You keep replying and made a full speech on how the US has rapist and killers LOL

WAKE UP AMERICA BOOHOOO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Disco32er]

@LOLinFEVER See, good ol trolling right there xD why would I be mad, if anyones mad, it would be you, since your so bent on replying to me in rage. Its obvious your raging, since your trying so hard to try and make me mad, hahaha niced try loser xD. Wanna prove me wrong? Shut the hell up and grow a pair of balls, if your too stupid to understand, dont reply to this, ill say it like a Texan, "don rply to tis messge" see I got your "slang" down pretty good, now have a nice day.

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er

>not mad

>big ass paragraph

>now you know 'slang'

ROFL so far

>don rply to tis messg

^^^no bro, that's not slang LOL

>have a nice day

>umad?

[Disco32er]

@LOLinFEVER Yea ill just be the more mature one and ignore you from now on out, I have more important things to do than talk to and idiot. Have a nice life.

[LOLinFEVER]

@Disco32er yeah you're so mature you've been replying continuously for the last 4 days

and of course you're not mad either.

sure, ignore me, that's what you should've done ever since the first comment, since you had no fucking grounds in order to defend that other retarded comment

but of course, you're not mad LOL

[46619TAB]

Was that Rick Perry?

[Disco32er]

@46619TAB Lol stupid mindless democrat, I guess thats why their symbol, is the symbol of an ass XD

[hippiechickie18]

@Disco32er It's pretty ironic that you call someone stupid and mindless and then assume that they are a Democrat because they asked if that was Rick Perry.

[Disco32er]

@hippiechickie18 well, for one thing, that sounded NOTHING like Rick Perry, and there are morons on the internet that do that. And they are mostly democrats, because they are good at acting like assholes.

[rebelnomo]

@hippiechickie18 Any fucking moron who would ask a completely stupid god damn comment like that is obviously a democrat. Don't be stupid all your life. Dumb cunt.

[hippiechickie18]

@rebelnomo wow, flaming on youtube, huh? you're so mature. you're the stupid one if you can't think of anything more intelligent to say. democrat or republican... same shit, different asshole.

[hanna1banana]

this is NOT a good representation of Texans. its pissing me off.

[mabvsfd]

Fake



[Slic3R1]

AA was right, Texans are fucking idiots 

[ForkinFyaget1234]

@k77jones

Say that to chuck norris.... I dare you.

[wpnace]

ah texas the gun state long live the NRA

[TheIronicBanana]

@wpnace And gun owners of America

[ForkinFyaget1234]

@BubbaLight84 are you stupid? Seriously dude all 911 calls are recorded thats why some specific 911 calls air on the news. DUMBFUCK.

[k77jones]

typical texans!

[BubbaLight84]

Odd, no recording of the 911 call? I believe ALL 911 calls are RECORDED! DUH! THIS CALL IS FAKE! Maybe the rest of you dumbasses fell for it, giggling around about it but guess what....YOU'RE A DUMB FUCK FOR GETTING TAKEN BY THIS BULLSHIT CALL. To the creator of this fake call; FUCK YOU. To the poster of this call; FUCK YOU FOR BEING A DUMB ASS.

[1videoes]

@BubbaLight84 why so sirius

[emt1605]

hahahaha...hey wait a minute I'm from texas

[smoses74]

This isn't real. Lewis Grizzard did close to the same joke (except he used Sycamore and Lee Street). And Lewis was much funnier I might add.

[gfunkgfunk]

stupid honkeys

[RandomDetritus]

@gfunkgfunk Honkies* Oh the irony.

[BubbaLight84]

@RandomDetritus dumb fucks, like you. No irony, just plenty of interbreeding assholes in the ghetto project dump you were shit out in.

[RandomDetritus]

@BubbaLight84 lol u mad?

[BubbaLight84]

@RandomDetritus anger is my middle name.

[millerchance007]

I'm not sure which is more hilarious to me, either thed fact he couldn't spell eucalyptus or the fact he was going to drag her to oak street

[thukidad]

lol!!!!!

[twasbrillig33]

Wait, warthogs are from Africa. Sounds like a prank or a skit rather than a real call.

[AnotherSchmoe]

@twasbrillig33

Yeah, could be. Then again it might have been a boar.

[twasbrillig33]

the photograph - priceless

[JMGEntertainmentify]

hahaha dumb redneck inbred hillbliies

[DeathLock420]

My dads a robot

[deathandmp5]

he said "....drag her on over to..." wtf Xd

[chandler907]

those guys are allllllllll over north west florida on the cashs sign its annoying

[bubba45as]

WOW lol



[kentucky9000]

That was funny as hell !!!!

[Omegax9000]

how the do you spell that word?

[TheAlbinoGollywog]

Hey it's Uncle Zeke and Billybob the Great Great Grandparents of everyone from TEXAS

[MrJackbnimble7]

love this video

[jahoojoe]

FAKE

[BerserkGorilla5]

Goddamn Spartans run over everything in their path when they get in a warthog. They just can't get enough splatter spree medals.

[yadi330]

i also fucken hate dumbass that think that just bcuz u live or are from tx ur a cowboy or cowgirl.... they must never go out of there stupid litlle shithole town

[edgehead31593]

this isnt real dude lol

[chakra25king]

kelkel345, i gotta say, i live in texas too, and it is mainly hicks lol

[TheJackson1909]

i just heared this on the radio an i needed 2 hear it agen! dumb ass hillbilly

[natasha20072008]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what a jerk!

[ThatsMrMoronToYou]

Ha ha hah! What a hoot!

[ANCHORSaweighMYboys]

hahaha id say the same thing.

[breyercrazy789]

i had to call 911 today this drounk guy drove in to my nabor's car! he came ot with both legs and one arm broke!

[KenBantol]

ahahahah

[azgurl12390]

hahaha

[polarbearpen]

lmfao xDD

[cantstandstupid1s]

Nice joke

[oepp19]

huhhhhhh!!!

[ILIVEINANASYLUM]

eucalyptus

[66Scrappy99]

hehe bet none of you can spell it!!!

[MondoBeno]

Those twins aren't American. They're Afrikaners (Dutch South Africans).

But they probably were inbred.

[robi2000]

the photo reminds me of the Nazi drawings of jews as rats right before ww2.

[ChicanoSoCal]

HAHAHA... How do you spell Oak St???

[ForTheEmperorsOwn]

yea BTW bush isnt a texan. for fucks sake he was born in Conneticut. so ha ha jokes on you.

[MultiWILLIE]

THAT'S TEJAS

[JoeStaleyIV]

You know that the while thing about oak and euk. is just am old joke that someone retold on a 911 call, it evidently was a pretty popular joke when my dad was young.

[huw343]

hhahaha

[dovie2blue]

Fake.

[datzfast]

dispach couldnt spell it either

[pittoBG]

hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaa

[chardee1985]

ROTFLMAO

[BuckProvost]

funny...but its a fake....

[champwagner]

i here england folk dont go to school and do voodoo runing around shaging any animal onsite and that americans drink the blood of mexicans in there nesquix chocolate milk whilst talking to coloreds is that bloody well proper and true if so please write to dearest abby watts on neuget lane good day sirs

[createsutoo]

o_O.......o......i c.....lol....

[DivaBeryl]

I can only hope that he didn't LIVE on Eucalyptus street. Maybe he was just visiting. (Yeah, right. lol!)

[WormClark]

lol

[tigerhawkteenager]

"Eucalyptus" is kinda difficult to spell out loud. I'm surprised the cop couldn't spell it just by hearing it, though.

[RagManXX]

Old . Heard this joke from my dad, and he died almost 25 years ago.

[dahmersbeeatch1979]

Superb stuff. Thanks for posting this.

[rickbar123]

i hate to say it- HELL, I MIGHT HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING

[IlikepurpleXP]

LMFAO

[MrJLmusiq]

LOL prick this is how you can tell school is pointless LMFAAOO jk tho

[50sRocKabilly]

Is is real peopels at that picture??!

[KrazyAnub1s]

LMAO cant spell his own street so he'll drag her to oak street LMAO

[abcdrgf]

@KrazyAnub1s Thank you captain obvious

[runegager2153]

LMFAO

[luke12275]

Me Too..... It is pretty funny!!!!!

[ThemCountryBoyz]

@luke12275 how'd you find thiss? xD

[kelkel345]

it makes me so fucking mad when people say we're hicks if we live in texas. i'm not gonna lie, there are definitely SOME hicks, but not all. okay? OKAY!

[luke12275]

LOL

[mansell863]

happens everywhere

i mean people assume because i live in england i parade around with a top hat and a monicle drinking tea

granted teas more common over here but im a coffee addict personally

[maglad]

You mean you dont? My concept of elegant englishmen has been forever shattered T_T

[mansell863]

do you parade around with cowboy boots on and an american flag?

with a pistol freshly purchased from walmart?

[datzfast]

you english have the freedom to sing about what americans have the freedom to really do. can you travel for thosands of miles with out a passport? you must purchase a license to own and watch television. Such a sad little island you are.

[mansell863]

least we dont fuck our relatives

[datzfast]

oh, but you consistently do. your historical records are intact. to marry outside your own village would have been the oddity.

[mansell863]

we're talking a long time ago, your still doing it

[datzfast]

texans are bible belt folk, who do not fuck their sisters or daughters unlike the rest of the world who if given the chance would dip their members in the asses of men proclaiming it just and good. i have been to texas have you? or have you just been to the asses of men.?

[mansell863]

i havnt been to texas, have you been to england?

[datzfast]

yes

[spiderrock2009]

thank you. i live in texas and hate all the stereotypes. it is actually kind of ghetto in some parts. i have not seen a redneck ever.

[RollerBoyh]

Uhm, have you ever been outside texas? You just drew almost 7 billion people over one comb... smart move...

I dont want to generalize about texans so I wont say you are all stupid, but lets face it, you havent had great representatives for your state.( *Cough, bush, cough). And I am sure, that if you start acting like a decent person, maybe you will stop controbuting to the prejducie about texans, because you sure seem to fit the stereotype very well.

[datzfast]

@RollerBoyh so, how was that ass?

[RollerBoyh]

@datzfast Uh what? Nothin intelligent to respond with? Wow, very suprising from a guy from texas.

And here I thought you could back up anything you said.( hint , sarcasm* I really didnt expect you to come up with anything smart at all)

[datzfast]

@RollerBoyh did i realy need too?

[RollerBoyh]

@datzfast No, you dont need to, that is, if you are fine with looking like an uneducated moron. If not, then yes, you need to, in order to not sound like a total jackass.

Hmm, lets see you try to back up anything that you are insinuating eh? Im waiting, prepared to be amused^^

[datzfast]

@RollerBoyh sorry, nothing to add.

[RollerBoyh]

hehe, texan hick

[datzfast]

@RollerBoyh typical

[psych1414]

@RollerBoyh prejudice is ignorance. what is at hand is not prejudice. it is stupidity. i'm not from texas but gees. let people be.

[datzfast]

relax, texas folk are great i would like to go out of the union with texas. your state has it all, oil, wind, solar. you could charge admission just to visit someday.

[DayLight95]

@kelkel345 your a hick

[Faisal4242]

@kelkel345

mmm...kaaay

[LACONIC36]

@kelkel345 IM FROM TEXAS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW GOD LORDOMIDYY I NEEEED SUMMMM MOREEEE BARBQ SAUSH FOURRR MIEEE BARRBBBQ SHICKENN SCHTEKKK KABBBBOB! BAHAHA U GOT SHUMMM GASOLINNNN CUZZZZ ILLL BWINGGG DERRR CROSSS! YEEEHAWWW BURNNN THEMMMMMM BURNTDDD BOIIIS! *everyone in tx is a fucking hick*

[MrJackbnimble7]

@LACONIC36 so true

[MrJackbnimble7]

@kelkel345 u texans are retarded ok thts how they all are u guys and ppl from arkansaw

[kelkel345]

oh my god, why did you feel the need to say "in texas"? if your gonna make fun of hicks talk about tennessee or something kay??

[ScorpioFuror]

This is damn funny. Texans, relax, it's called fun.

Also, from my experience, there's more hicks in Wisconsin than here in Texas. People aren't nice up there; there's no friendly atmosphere...

[kelseyhorton1]

here, how about i retry.?:

this isn't funny, not all people from texas are hicks[:

[luke12275]

No one ever said they were

[kaYboi8o8]

@kelseyhorton1 a pretty high percentage of Texans are hicks though.

[3t3rnalsm0k3]

@kelseyhorton1 seriously kelsey whoreton noone said u were hicks hick!!

[bledarhater23]

wow not funny

[DSkeptic86]

Can you spell that for me sir? Duhhh! Duhh! Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm gonna drag her over there to Hope Street. LOL

[heartyhoopz1184]

this is fake. it was originally a jeff foxworthy bit...

[gremo2k7]

HA, Real or not... its funny as hell.

[jordanskatergirl]

XD dude i laughed

[Staromania5880]

there is NO Way this is real!

[xxxxAntiSocialxxxx]

I'm from and live in Texas, and it was pretty funny But not all people from Texas talk like hicks...

[chapman800]

I'm from Texas an I aint sea nottin funnie about this

[luke12275]

Buddy thanks so much for your comment..... ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! We can definantly see (or should I say read) your from TEXAS!!!!!!

[kelseyhorton1]

uhmm..this isnt funny. im from texass.? yall are idiots, this is fakee. not all people from teass are hicks[:

thankss

[luke12275]

Thanks kelseyhorton1 ,

You just gave us another reason to laugh..... DUMBASS!!!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL

[UnrealFox666]

@chapman800 haha nice

[Lukeandree2505]

@chapman800 Cool man, you are from Texas... I also grew up in a hick environment. You're clearly trying to come off as a hick by spelling a southern accent, which is absolutely retarded (nothing personal). Regardless of my accent It doesn't alter the english language when it comes to spelling and grammar. Good try though.

[lescar88]

haaaa

[BookBaby777]

Pizzaman...you are funnier than the video

[jonnypon]

essentially he handled the situation well. He obviously knew he couldnt spell but produced a solution quickly under pressure. i like his style.

[Saiyankid109]

Heyy, i live in texas

[BuddhaThePup]

HeHe xD

[tjl727]

funny as hell...and to anyone who is offended by this video.....GET A SENSE OF HUMOR

[tayloreh]

LOL!

[d4b34st]

you guys are fcking stupid thinking texas has a bunch of hicks and all that shit i live in texas and that isnt even close to what texas is like

[tjl727]

d4b34st...you didn't get it either...it has nothing to do with TEXAS

[pizzaman33]

I didn't think this was that funny. I don't know how to spell eucalyptus, and being attacked by a wild animal is not uncommon. Also I do not think he meant literally "drag". I've used drag in the place of a more "appropriate" word before. I actually think it was very tactful of him, if you are in a place that you can not describe well and you have the ability to move to a location you can describe better then you should.

[tjl727]

pizzaman33....you just didn't get it did ya

[pizzaman33]

I got it, a man called in a panic because his wife was attacked by a wild animal. Don't get me wrong I can see how you would think this is funny. I mean I'm guessing you're from the north and you don't get out much, but being attacked by an animal isn't that uncommon, and if you were going through a traumatizing event I doubt you'd be able to keep a level head let alone take a spelling test. Also you didn't correctly capitalize your sentence nor did you correctly punctuate it.

[lamborghinifan6]

PIZZman33 you just had to ruin the video

[ooooOOOO0000OOOOoooo]

He should have done dragged her to "A" street, then it would have been even easier.

[NB5BHVL]

Drag her over to hope street ....lol OK?

[melonade97]

yep that's pretty much sums up a lot of people in mah home state (texas)

[kali17]

The 911 operator must be illiterate, as well. He could'a just Google mapped it. :O

[Guyya93]

hahaha i saw this on fail blog hahaha

[tylergenis]

haha! he wasnt bullshitting though ill give him that

[lilaznmidgetdude]

I can't spell it, but I would be able to if I lived there LOL

[CWB1494]

The origin of stereotypes..

[dizzyisme]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

lol well i dont blame him, i cant spell it either :) lol but thats really funny