Student Film Practicum Award Winning Short 2008 by Cody Clarke

[cazaman1]

HA! This is ridiculous! I cannot honestly believe people like this! Its such post-modernist Bullshit.

[1protozoa]

i dont reli get it...but if it won an award it must be sumthing worth it and that m just not the aesthetic type of person to get it...anyway good luck ...check my animations tell me if u get it?it's nt award winning btw it wasn't even a project

[husan2nd]

I can dig it. I have dug it.

[codyclarke]

Tania... a latin name meaning fairy queen. How apropos! Do not worry over thickened glue, you are certainly the fairy queen of my comment wall, brightening it up with every post you make upon it! This George chap is a lucky fellow, I am sure of this.

[GeorgeandTania]

I laughed, I cried, I trembled. I'm so sorry to have missed the awards ceremony, Mr. Clarke. I hope that I will have the chance to meet you one day in person to touch the hand that held that camera.

[codyclarke]

Alas, a quality comment on my film! You wouldn't believe the plebeians that have been cluttering my comment wall with tripe.

You are a gentleman and a scholar. I thank you for your loving support. You can touch more than my hand at a later date, I assure you.

[JDLeatherman89]

dude I dont know what kind of stuff you have been taking to make this film but damn lol I think all your peers were on drugs to vote this thing as the best film short

[codyclarke]

Shows how much you know:

"Drug testing has been done on all fifteen Jury members comprised of judges and sponsors for the 2008 Student Film Practicum." - Sarah Ryback, Student Film Practicum President

Seriously, don't you internet nerds have anything better to do than imply drug use over the internet?

[EightLeggedFreak]

That's how you make a parody!

[codyclarke]

I find it insulting that you consider this film to be a parody, and more so that you feel I've succeeded in such regard.

This film is a wholly original work of passion and genius. The Student Film Practicum has strict rules against parody, and I would not have won the grand prize of their 2008 festival if my film were such.

More over, you have no idea how I made this film, or how long I toiled with this project, so to assume you do know 'how' I made it is utterly pretentious of you.

Adieu.

[EightLeggedFreak]

Why don't you go stroke your autofocus some more, plebeian.

[codyclarke]

Heh. You don't NEED to stroke an autofocus; it strokes itself, internally. Shows how much you know about filmmaking...

[EightLeggedFreak]

A REAL art filmmaker would've switched from sepia to black and white every other shot. And it would be done in-camera. Post-production is for sellouts.

[codyclarke]

How DARE you insinuate that I am not a true art filmmaker. I viewed your YouTube output, and have deduced that not only are your accusations unfounded, your insults pedantic, but your skills in the art of the filmmaking are non-existant.

I have received the grand prize in the Student Film Practicum for 2008. I was deemed the greatest film of all ten submitted by a jury of FIFTEEN judges and sponsors, ALL TRUE ART FILMMAKERS.

All you've ever done is press REC and hope for the best.

Ciao.

[EightLeggedFreak]

As opposed to popping 3 tabs of LSD, pressing REC and hoping for the best?

Hasta luego.