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  • The Ukrainian guy looks like Viktor Yuschenko

  • You no say Ukraine is week!

  • Ukraine - to you not game) What's for Ukrainians are frosts, that's for heat-loving Europeans are death!

  • Believe it or not, most games of risk end like that anyway

  • so what are you trying to say thats ok to talk bulshit in publik you faggot ?

  • LOL who plays board games on the subway! Thats jokes

  • hehehehehehe hate it when people have no respekt in the subway stations talking shit about other people in other countreys and talking about relegion people must fucking get it when you go publik keep your fucking mouth shut behind close doors say what you feel but not in puplik

  • @OUWATZAHLE08 This is a comedy show, not a PSA, kid.

    P.S. Learn to type.

  • @OUWATZAHLE08 man you sound like a pretty huge puss bro, keeping your mouth shut in public then talking shit behind closed doors. probably one of the dumbest things i've ever heard, but then again you're just a hood rat so stupidity is expected of you

  • well done !

    "Risk" is a perverted game.

  • HAHAHA lol

  • HOW MUCH I LOVE SEINFELD

  • That was uncalled for. I can't imagine how long it would take to find and pick up all of the little pieces.

  • @757330 i disagree.

  • That rite Ukraine is not a game I'll wreck u if u say it is ☺

  • lol yeah ukraine is weak and a game lol

  • Peace!

  • In Ukraine board smashes you.

  • Slava Ukraini! Geroyam Slava!

  • what you all need to understand, is that UKRAINE was first. and the russians split.

    they left the land, and moved east.

    and Ukrainian and russian is not the same anything. not in language or culture

  • Bilicoa's my name and the Bibles my game. hey all you swears, you don't think I care? The bible tells us how to post, with love in the most.

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  • In Ukrainian the name of Ukraine means "in country". not border like Russians like to say. So fuck drunk Russians, no one gives a fuck what they think. Слава Україні! Героям Слава!

  • @Vinnytsia

    I agree. I'm not even going to reply to that idiot.

  • @Vinnytsia

    i second every word you said.

  • @Vinnytsia Patriot! Ja radiy batchit takix molodziv! SLAVA UKRAINIY! GEROYAM SLAVA!

  • lol ukraine is a shithole I was born there thank god I dont live there anymore

  • @Vinnytsia what?

  • @Vinnytsia Ukrainian whores are the BEST!

  • @Vinnytsia story is cool bro

  • @Vinnytsia i was born in Ukraine, but Russia is cool too. Im not saying that i love Russia better then Ukraine, just that Russia is like our older brother! Та й,Слава Україні!

  • @3riplexxx Thats like saying I was born in Korea, but people can call me Chinese :/

  • The Ukraine? Which one? Of who??? Russian Land since Oleg took Kiev in 1082 AD.

    Open Wiki and find "Oleg". Mongols destroyed Russian Kiev it in 1240. Poles followed - lay hands.Tzars fought and took back. Then Austrian Empire owned Poland and the Ukraine (a piece of it) and 'The Ukrainians' were invented.Ha Ha Ha.

  • @DrMundo74

    Wikipedia is notoriously inaccurate. Read actual books and you will find real history. Russian land? You mean Rus land. "Russia" is an invention by a bunch of northern warlords who created a state with loose connections to Kyiv'ska Rus.

    The Ukrainians aren't an invention. They're a specific set of ethnic groups that have inhabited the forests, plains, and mountains of what is now Western Ukraine for thousands of years. Also, "Ukrain" is local dialect for "Our land".

  • @Vovk3 Since the days of the earliest Russian Chronicles Rus was called Русская (Руская, Русьская) Земля. In Latin - Russia (Ruscia). Rossia Россия (Rhosia - Byzantium Greek .

    Paste in Google Translate 'Русская Земля' and see what you get. Let me know if it turns into 'Ukraina' or Ukr LOL.

    Ukraina/Okraina - in,old Russian 'Oukraina' meant nothing but 'borderland'

    So it is mentioned on one of the first maps 'Okraina' Oкраина ('borderland' amidst 'Dikoia Pole' - Дикое Поле' 'Wild Field'

  • Paste in Google:

    Blaeu 1645 - Russiæ vulgo Moscovia pars australis.jpg

    There you will see 'Okraina' in the midst of Dikoia Pole'

    Paste 'окраина' in Google Translate.)))

    And it is not a "Russian Map". The map is by a Dutchman Johannes Blaeu...

    It appeared around the same time as the Atlas of 'the Ukraine' by Frenchman Guillaume le Vasseur de Beauplan.

  • Beauplan was in service of the polish King and the name of his Atlas is:

    'Delineation Generalis Camporum Desertorum Vulgo Ukraina' translates from Latin:

    'The general Plan of the Wild Fields, simply put (vulgar) Ukraine'.

    The original name of his book in French (1651) - "Description Des contrtes du Royaume de Pologne" - "Description of the Outskirts of Kingdom of Poland"...

    Tell me about 'reading books' haha...

  • Oh, and I like that 'local dialect' thing! Exactly a dialect! Local dialect of what?? Russian Language haha! Besides more than half of the country speaks Russian in everyday life.

    Creating an 'Ancient Ukrainian Nation' (no such word as "a Ukrainian" until the end of the 19th c. - sorry, but it's a FACT) is like sex change - you can cut your balls off, make yourself silicon boobs and grow a huge ass - but you still will never become a woman.)))

    But good luck trying)))

  • Thats right Ukraine is NOT weak! Also remember Ukraine, not "THE Ukraine", KYIV, not Kiev.

  • @Vinnytsia

    I agree. If Ukraine is so weak, then why have the same people been there for over two thousand years? No Russian, Pole, Tatar, German, "Viking", or Turk can answer that properly.

  • @Vovk3 Yet every Ukrainian speaks Russian explain that?

  • @GuitarEchoes

    Not every Ukrainian speaks Russian. Don't grasp at straws.

  • @Vovk3 maybe not every but enough that it's a recognised regional language. 46% of Ukrainians use Russian as their main language. Every Ukrainian I've met speaks Russian. I grasp facts.

  • @GuitarEchoes

    I grasp facts as well. But the fact stands that most everyone in Eastern Ukraine are ethnic Russians. Ukrainians are defined by their blood, not their borders. Russians, not so much.

  • @GuitarEchoes I don't know what kind of Ukrainians you were meeting, but all my family, all my friends, all my friends' friends speak Ukrainian. Maybe they were "хохли" - khokhols, not Ukrainians?

  • @Vinnytsia Well in my international school every Ukrainian speaks Russian and Ukrainian and there are just over 50 Ukrainians. Pretty sure Khokhol is a racial slur which refers to Ukrainian in a negative way and semantically has the same meaning.

  • @GuitarEchoes I do too speak Russian. So what? Also I speak English, Polish and of course my native language Ukrainian. Khokhol someone who lives in Ukraine eat Ukrainian bread, drink Ukrainian water but don't give a "fuck" about Ukrainian culture, language, history atc.

  • @Vinnytsia My point was that the majority of Ukrainians speak Russian as a second language thank you for proving it. Ukraine has a beautiful culture and I apologise if you think I insulted it.

  • That's right :)

  • Watched this while playing Risk. Lol

  • I agree, kramer. The Ukraine is weak, and fe- *gets thrown through a wall by The Russian*

  • Road apple newman

  • "The Ukraine". "Ukraine". No one gives a fuck! The clip is funny.

  • @IauthenticI

    I give a fuck.

  • 64 people suck at Risk.

  • The Ukraine is weak to those Zhedy! Fucking Zhedy your all the same.

  • @Force10FromMimico sorry you're all the same

  • My friend is from Kiev Ukraine

  • Ukraine fist smash

  • UKRAINE SMASH!

  • Ukraine is one of the most corrupt countries in the world, the UN even calls them a kleptocracy. If you don't know what that means, it means the officials just rob the people to make themselves richer.

  • @anduin1 everynation has that problem even america..problem is people in general put up with it...

  • @anduin1

    Ukraine's officials are almost entirely Russian. It's no big suprise.

  • @Vovk3

    because of russias desire to still be in control. they cant get over the fact that we want democracy, not communism

  • @anduin1 you mean russia. RUSSIA is THE most corrupt country. dirty bastards

    

  • @andrij13 Agree

  • yeah well we're playing a game here pal

  • i am was born in ukraine

  • Kramer & Newman... Abbott & Costello or Laurel & Hardy?

  • Ukraine o/

  • ukraine sucks

  • watch?v=miHw4egKbZA

  • I guess Kramer & Newman should've gotten the version w/the magnetic travel board...

  • @tommyt1971 Holy shit, they have that?! ...badass...

  • @Wartooth557 Eh, I dunno... just hazarding a guess mostly. %-D

  • I am from Ukraine. Ukraine is a video to you?!! >:o

  • 64 fanatics from Ukraine still thinks they can win. :-)))

  • I hate sitcom audiences more than I love money. I don't know if either one of those is in significant abundance

  • It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives

  • @TheBackOfTheBoat

    Say what you will about Newman but Kramer is on the ball.

  • @carygoleman Which is funny b/c Newman is usually on the ball w/his devious cunning!!

  • @EinVolkerMann

    I agree. Ukraine is very nice.

  • I just got sent here by one of my friends.

    As I said to them, Ukraine is an awesome country.

    That is all.

  • I guess Ukraine won after all. lol

  • Слава Україні!

    Glory to Ukraine!

  • wich epic episode is this? XD

  • In the Ukraine....game smash you

  • Its Ukraine, not "the" Ukraine....idiots

  • @iMakeBIGmoneyy at least the Ukraine guy knew that

  • Newman probably considers that a tie in his journal.

  • if your going to play Risk on a subway, don't play Risk on the subway

  • that guy needs a sandvich

  • hold 4 haha

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  • Damn 3000+ comments on this comedy sketch.

    Can you clowns take your political crap to a chat room. You're fkin up a funny comedy sketch

  • lolol, Kramer's face at the very end

  • Yet another humorous video with a huge political argument in the comments section.

    Just enjoy the fucking video for once.

  • @BraggartTheBlagard what you think ukraine is joke and game? ukraine no deserve political argument in comment section??

    lol

  • @BraggartTheBlagard no need for profanity.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THE UKRAINE IS? ITS A SITTING DUCK, A ROAD APPLE NEWMAN. THE UKRAINE IS WEAK, FEEBLE, I THINK ITS TIME TO PUT THE HURT ON UKRAINE...HEY I COME FROM UKRAINE YOU DONT SAY UKRAINE IS WEAK...WELL WE ARE PLAYING A GAME HERE PAL...UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU HOW BOUT IT TAKE YOUR BOARD AND I SMASH IT!!!!!!!!

  • i come from ukraine, you dont say ukraine weak,

  • The Ukraine is incorrect

  • UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!

  • I watched this episode yesterday.

  • He are not Ukraine, "The Ukraine" no! It "Ukrain" or "Ukraina" if you are Ryuskitte or Ruskie. Silly, WEst!

  • If only this version called it Russia....

  • It goes to show, Even when surrounded Ulkraine would smash all others.

  • It's funnier in the context of the whole episode. They go through great lengths to keep the game going without cheating and from dropping the board.

  • The ukraine is weak.

  • its no "the" Ukraine its Ukraine dumb ass

  • @ClimbnotWar Ukraine is a country but "the" Ukraine is an geographical area that differs from the country's borders. So it is correct.

  • @BulletBill64 "Ukraine" (pol. "Ukrajna") for centuries had only GEOGRAPHICAL meaning of borderlands of Polish Kingdom and Russia. The people (ETHNICITY) were called Russian and Little Russian. There simply has been no such ethnonym "Ukrainians" until mid 19th century when this fake identity was invented by anti-Tzar Polish "revolutionaries", developed in Austrian Galicia (Wiki: TALERHOF) and then spread by Bolsheviks in Little Russia during Ukrainization of the 1920-30s (Wiki: Ukrainization).

  • Can you find me just ONE example of ANYONE being called "a Ukrainian" prior to 19th C?

  • @DrMundo74 Do you have a point?

  • @DrMundo74 "Ukraine" was first used in 1184. so you kind of lie

  • @STetiana In the Russian Primary Chronicle it means "borderland" around Galich and another one around Pereyaslavl. Two different "oukrainas". There are many more "oukrainas" mentioned in Russian Chronicles - around Pskov for example. Why, do you know anyone who called himself or was called "a Ukrainian" before 19th c? Can you give me an example?

  • @DrMundo74 in Ukraine people for long time called themselves "rusyny", not russians. Also regarding the "okraina" version so loved in Russia: why would whole princedoms called "okraina's"? Even according to russian nazi's websites there was "Kyevska Ukraine". How come the mother of Russian cities becomes as you say "border"?

  • @STetiana Oleg the Prophet proclaimed Kiev to become "The Mother of Russian Cities" when he came with Price Igor from Novgorod in 882AD. Kiev was NEVER called "oukraina" in the times of Ancient Rus. It was a major city of Rus until it was destroyed by Mongols in 1240. That's why Russian historian Karamzin introduced the term Kievan Rus for the period of Russian state in 9-12c. Never heard of Kievan Ukraine LOL. After the Mongol pogrom the lands around Kiev were devastated for decades ahead.

  • The slavic population of Southern Rus moved North. The Southwestern Russian lands were annexed by Poland-Lithuania and gradually became known as "Ukrajna" - The land on the edge of Polish Kingdom.

    In ancient Rus the was NOTHING "Ukrainian" - only Russian Princes, Russian Cities and Russian Churches.

    Can you give me just one reference to "Ukrainian Church" in Ancient Rus? Can you site any document where there were "Ukrainians" prior to the end of 19c?

  • @DrMundo74 you refer so much to the name Rus'. what do moscovians (mix of slavic chiefs and non-slavic locals) have to do with Rus'? Renaming of Moscovia to Rus' and then Russia was just a cabal to claim great empire, become "big brother" and use complicated situation in Ukraine. Please discern Rus' as Ancient country and Russia as self-claimed Peter's ex-Moscovia. Rus' was older name and of course it was used much more by locals until due to alike names they were caled the "little brother"

  • @STetiana "Moscovia" and "Muscovy" instead of Russia (along with "moskals" instead of russians") is how the Poles called Russia until 18c (!) refusing to recognize the Russian Tzar, since the times when Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth annexed the Southwestern Russian lands. Jesuits also propagated the term Muscovy instead of Russia. England by the way immediately recognized the title of Ivan the IV in 1547 and even addressed him as an Emperor.

  • @DrMundo74 So you say that French, who used "Moscovia"quite long, were in fact Polish?

  • @STetiana "Muscovy" was more often used in Central and Southern Europe influenced by Poland.

    In Western Europe both names were used Russia and Moscovia.

    Also in middle ages in Western Europe little was known about the Russian lands. Moscow rose to unite the Russian lands, to become the new capital of Rus and get rid of khans yoke. Again, England immediately accepted the title of Ivan VI "The Tzar of All Rus".

  • He was Rurik Dynasty like all Russian Princes before him - since 9c until Feodor I 1598 and the "Times of Troubles".

    Western and Southern Rus after Mongol devastation was ruled by Lithuanian and Polish Princes since 13c.

    Last Rurik who briefly ruled in Western Rus was Vladimir Lvovich 1323- 1325. He died in 1340 and so died out the Galich-Volhynian Rurik branch.

    (Danilo of Galich accepted the title of the King from the POPE OF ROME already in1253)

  • @DrMundo74 regardin maps: Carte d’Ukranie Contenant plusiers Prouinces comprises entre les Confins de Moscouie et les Limites de Transiluanie

    Delineatio generalis Camporum Desertorum vulgo Ukraina

  • @STetiana "La Description d'Ukranie" by Guillaume Le Vasseur de Beauplan is the first topographic mention of the LANDS, TERRITORY not a state or ethnicity. Beauplan presented it in 1660 to the Polish King as the description of "several provinces of the Polish Kingdom"

    In the introduction he wrote: "To Your Royal Highness description of this vast frontier of Ukraine purchased by your ancestors fifty years ago."

  • He also described in many details the lifestyle of Zaporozhian Cossacks "scattered from the ancient times in different places around Dnieper river and its surroundings"

    among all:

    "They profess the Greek religion, calling it in their own way Russian"

  • Finally, "Delineatio Generalis Camporum Desertorum vulga Ukraina" means if you translate it from Latin:

    "General illustration of desert planes, in common speech Ukraine"

    Most of those "desert planes" were the scarcely inhabited BORDERLANDS with the Wild Field under constant threat of raids of Turkic nomads - Crimean Tatars and the Nogai Horde.

  • @DrMundo74 as for flag: these colors were traditional for Galicia and Ukrainian military unit, even as a part of Austrian army, ment they Ukrainians are acknowledged as separate national group. They fought on Austria side, but still they fought agains other enemy - Russians. as for rusyn vs moskovyn: even Mykola Hohol', whom Russians actively claim as their author distinguished rusyns (he said he was one) and moscovyns.

  • @STetiana The first "Ukrainians" that "fought on the Austria side" signed up because there was HUNGER and POVERTY all over and in the army they were fed and got clothes.

    Austrian government even paid 50 crowns for turning in the "Russian spies" - hundreds of people were arrested, tortured, executed and sent to die in concentration camps only for their Orthodox faith and for considering themselves Russian. Even a book in Cyrillic could be grounds for arrest.

    watch?v=n70tN0maJhQ

  • The Ukrainophiles played the most active part in the genocide of Rusophile population of Galicia and Bukovina.

  • Since when World-Famous Nikolai Gogol became Mykola HOHOL??? LOL

  • This is what Gogol wrote in his "Essay on the History of Little Russia":

    From Asia, from the midst of it, horrible Mongols unseen before in Europe came with their herds and nomadic tents and poured onto Russia, lighting their way with flames of fires with some kind of Asian boisterous delight.

    Southern Russia suffered the most from Tatars. Burned down cities and steppes and forests, ancient Kiev in ruins, no people around and wilderness - that is what this unfortunate country looked like!

  • Its frightened inhabitants fled to Poland or Lithuania, a lot of the boyars and princes left for northern Russia. And even before that the population declined noticeably in this part of the country.

    Kiev already before that hasn't been the capital anymore and significant ownerships were up North.

    Kiev - the ancient mother of Russian cities - badly damaged by the terrible owners of herds, for a long time to come would remain poor and could hardly compete with many cities of Northern Russia.

  • All left Kiev, even the monks-chroniclers, to whom it had always been sacred. The news about Kiev broke off at once, and despite the fact that there was still a branch of Russian princes, there was nothing to save her from a half-century of oblivion.

  • @DrMundo74 regardless of political situation, declarations or whatever else, Rusyny, who later changed their name into Ukrainians, distinguished themselves from Moscovyty or Poles. Also do you relly believe that person who was born near Poltava would be called Nikolay rather than Mykola?

  • @STetiana No. Not "regardless of the political situation". And not "whatever". The "ukrainophiles", those first "Ukrainians" who pledged allegiance to Habsburg monarchy of Austria and Catholic faith - they "distinguished themselves" from Rusin population of Galicia - their OWN KIN that they helped to exterminate. Most of Rusin Galician population felt they were same people with the people of Russian Empire. The Austrian Government was afraid of that. That's why it started the terror.

  • Hundreds of Rusins died because they refused to become "Ukrainians" When Austrian Government announced 10-50 crowns award for turning in "Russian spies" the police stations were full! Hundreds of innocent people were arrested. The mob of "Ukrainians" that stoned the arrested on the way to prison - they killed their own kin!

  • Watch the movie again and look how the Rusin population in Lvov met the Russian troops in 1914.

    watch?v=n70tN0maJhQ

    More than 100.000 Rusins left Galicia with the retreating Russian Army!

  • @DrMundo74 Uhhhhh please do me a favor and shut the fuck up. I laugh at the shit you say... Ukrainians were starved by the soviet union and had more death rates then the holocaust research Ukrainian holodomor. But we're not bitching even though ignorant motherfuckers like yourself choose to be negligent to that sort of information. Russians died because Ukrainians stoned them....you make me sick. Learn the truth.

  • Google "Map of Kievan Rus" and look at the Russian lands. See the old Russian Cities? See any "ukraine" there? (nope)

    Also open Wikipedia and type "Novgorod", "Tver", "Vladimir-Suzdal", "Yaroslavl". "Rostov" or "Rostov Veliky".

    What if, instead of Vladimir-Suzdal and Moscow, Tver or Rostov rose to unite Russian lands?

    How would you call Russians then Rostovchyane? Tiverzi?

    Russians (even in Moscow) NEVER called themselves "moskals". Google "moskal" and see how many Polish names you will get...

  • @DrMundo74 just as was said many times at first Ukrainans preferred calling themselves Rusyns and their land Rus'. also in Slavic languages "Rossiya" and "Rus'" are different names. John Milton uses Moscovia, not Russia or Rus'. moskal and moscovite are totally different in their meanings, don't confuse them.

  • @DrMundo74 switch from rusysny to ukrainci began during propaganda that "Little Russians" are just some kind of little brother who has to be depndent from tsar and other biatches. Word "Ukrainans" started spreading in XVII century during revolt. also this terem is used by Bohdan Khmelnytsky

  • @STetiana Tell me about "the switch". You don't like to talk about the genocide of Rusin population of Galicia.

    Open Wikipedia and read about TALERHOF and TEREZIN - the first concentration camps in human history.

    Also: "Ukrainian Austrian internment".

    Also find in Wikipedia "Lower Austria". Recognize your flag? The yellow and blue was granted to Galician cholops who signed up to serve in Austrian army by Franz Joseph I of Austria.

  • Also read about the 55th infantry division of Austrian-Hungarian army (Українські Січові Стрільці - Украинские сечевые стрельцы "усуси" - Ukrainian Sich Riflemen) fighting under the yellow-and-blue granted by Franz Joseph.

    Their first military operation by the way was against Kuban Cossacks of Russian Army. ("We are of Cossack blood" - ending line of the Ukrainian anthem...)

  • @DrMundo74 Ukraine was separated and in East people thought that West would help, in West pwople hoped for East and Russia, both did huge mistake. That can be seen on exmple of Western Ukraine that was greeting communists in 1939 (seems like they were rusofils, doesn't it?) and in only 2 years understood what a huge mistake it was. Rusin - most of them (except tiny groups, mostly close to Slovakia), like Lemky, say they are Ukrainians. What does Terezin has to do with Ukraine?

  • @STetiana Terezin Fortress and Talerhof were the concentration camps where thousands of Rusin population of Galicia and Bukovina were killed. Many "Ukrainophiles" took most active part in this genocide. Terezin by the way was later used as a concentration camp by Nazi Germany in WWII. I need not tell you about the role of Ukrainian Nationalists in Galicia in WWII.

    watch?v=u176O2ogYMA

  • in soviet russia risk plays you

  • Kramer should`ve kicked that foreigner`s ass!

  • All those little blue pieces, and then SMASH!

  • f**k the video, happy Independence Day of Ukraine!

  • That was hysterical - like the earlier part of the episode when Kramer tells jerry - if Newman wins, you know who's going to get hurt? The little people!

  • the key to the whole show is Newmen

  • Ukraine is game to you!? How 'bout I take the little board and SMASH!

  • @bob112233445566 HOLY SHIT !!!

  • Im Ukrainian and if find it hilarious !!! Seinfeld is one of the best shows in the world!

  • lesson learned: dont fuck with Ukraine

  • The Ukraine has the second largest army in Europe - with Russia having the first!

  • Lesson learned: don't play Risk on public transit

  • @Dreamheaven92 I conur

  • @Dreamheaven92 Isn't the real lesson don't fuck with Ukraine.

  • @Dreamheaven92 Right, who knows how many people of different ethnicities may be on board and on the board.

  • You can barely hear Ukrainian, when you're in Kyiv and eastern Ukraine... russians tried to decimate our language, traditions, our spirit. For example, Ems ukaz - all Ukrainian printing and publishing, theatre, lectures in Ukrainian is forbidden. Oh, nice! Another, even more crative: The Valuev Circular - "no separate Little Russian language ever existed, doesn't exist, and couldn't exist". It's not lil russian - it's Ukrainian. At least now we're independent, but they still think we're not.