Jewelry: Target Women

[emtookabeating]

"I was afraid I was a boring guy in a sweater" Sarah Haskins is the most perfect creature ever.

[lovelyfairy27]

I guess we'll be having the sex now. lol

[StellaOmega]

Instead of buying her a diamond? Buy her dental insurance.

[housecry]

The guy at 1:53 where have I seen him before? I have to know.

[zinnycat1597]

@housecry That's Brett from "Viral Video Film School"

[housecry]

@zinnycat1597 I'm not familiar with Viral Video Film School, but now I know where I've seen him. Outsourced on NBC he played Todd.

[stenforthewin]

"I care about you enough to buy this... but not enough to buy sign language lessons." Love it!

jewelry face. "I guess we'll be having 'the sex' now!"

[Phillusify]

Either I'm crazy or the lady kinda looks like Nicholas Cage.

[KyorlinSinistra]

Diamonds are forever - like roaches

[lookatthestars7]

Sarah + Brett foreverrrr

[melloe]

wish I had some jewelry to pawn for rent....being an unemployed journalist is the worst lol

[BadAspenavius]

"I guess we'll be having the sex nowwwww."

[LiveInMusic10157]

Yea, thanks dad. I am a journalist. But now I have to go pawn this to pay my rent.

[oOLinux276Oo]

Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications, it's true!

[KellyAnn2390]

Jewelryface is the best thing ever. It never happens at Walmart, though.

[TehSpazztasticLime]

pff jewelryface xD

[CortneyElin]

"He went to Jared.... that cheap, cheap asshole." LMFAO God, I love Target Women.

[rubicscube007]

I MISS SARAH!!

[3catsandafish]

im doing a research task in order to find how the pieces i make can appeal to women, why women like jewellery and what qualities of jewellery define it as for male or female...oddly enough this helped alot...thank you

[HickorySquirrel]

the best way to show a girl you love her, is give her half eaten squirrel food... lol... (my video)

[cho474chang]

I was cracking up during this whole thing. subscribed thirty seconds in.

[encliticcopula]

It's kind of funny how these youtube spots always run the type of terrible, woman-targeting ad that Sarah Haskins would make fun of.

[alexbigbrain]

I actually think the sign language commercial was cute *shrug* 

[OmnipotentBagel]

"Here honey, this is one of the hardest substances known to man and is both an excellent thermal conductor and electrical insulator. I can think of a couple dozen awesome uses for it. Why don't you wear it uselessly on your hand?"

[ArdaEarthSong]

"I was worried I was a boring guy in a thweater..."

In all seriousness, I'd be pretty darn impressed if someone gave me a woolly mammoth for Christmas. My Mammoth Face would be more genuine than the Jewelry Face.

[mariahrose210]

Jewelry face

[JewelryHouston]

nice videos

[SRGots]

I fucking love this video.

[Kamelkatze]

gold fascinates me because it comes from the middle of a dieing star.. yes I'm the science freak who will never get a guy :D

[ryN45678]

Bret's face after the song is just beyond hilarious.

[Bassman911]

Love this video, but I also love diamonds, because they're sparkly, not because they're expensive.

[derek1t2]

adsgfasdg

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Eating a big mac, running from the police, joking around with knives..

Actually, I'd rather have the Woolly Mammoth..

[Doctorwho164]

I love Brett's face at 2:56

[queenshelley420]

no shit, everytime my man buys me jewelry..im like "wtf did u do now and great i bet we gotta do it now"

[puipuni]

Diamonds are nothing but a big, fat rip off women have been conditioned from childhood to want.

[sweetxxdelilah]

@puipuni Strangely enough i hate jewelry. The only piece of jewelry I wear is a necklace with the ring my dad bought me when I was younger. It has sentimental value so that is the only reason why. Other than that, I hate jewelry.

[74917]

man this woman rocks I'll buy her jewelry even if she doesn't have sex with me!!

[GoddessofEggrolls]

I don't know whats better... jewelry face or chaocolate face. xD

[rajevichj]

12 people are men that bought their chicks diamonds.

[popcornbytes]

"Thanks dad. I AM a journalist, so I have to go pawn this to pay my rent." LOL!

[heartears]

Diamonds are compressed carbons...

they aren't forever...

someday they'll return to what they really are... AIR!

[friendofmyst21]

OMG I LOVE 2:44!!!

[JESUSr00lz]

Brett's face lolololol

[CripShat27]

I never understood jewelry either. Any rock will look pretty if you polish it. Besides, it takes absolutely no thought at all, yet men buy it for us and expect us to give them "the sex" just because of how much money they spent on it. I would honestly rather have him make a necklace for me out of string he bought at a dollar store than buy me rocks. It would show a lot more effort and thought. Wanna impress me? Go to an african diamond mine and dig up one of those shiny rocks yourself!

[SuperSonicPain]

@CripShat27

or u can tie a rock from outside to that string and give it to u, i would laugh!

[SilvaSprinter]

Nothing say "I love you" like a superficial and overvalued rock clawed from the guts of the earth by African slave labor.

[JustAPrayer]

I'm laughing my butt off not just at this video, but at the "Jewelery for the spirited American woman" add beside it.

"White middle class heterosexual couples." Dear god, no matter how many times I watch this video, that never fails to crack me up.

[BriBri386]

this woman is hilarious



[kodyxbear]

"♪ how can I tell you that I've been cheating on you? What about a necklace? ♪" Epic lol xD

[xenophile84]

Guitar-player-dude's face at the end of that little song = PRICELESS

[applemartinijess]

@xenophile84 thats the dude from Rotten Tomatoes! The movie reviewing show.... everything on Current is amazing! and priceless!

[Mrshappyhippo75]

I guess we'll be having the sex now.

[prolefeedprocessor]

Diamonds are forever just like roaches. :D

[TheCarl411]

GAAAD Damn she looks like a fucken guy at 1:14

[maaretdesigns]

Hello. Have any of you seen my new Jewelry design???

[menderfire9]

She nails it again! Doesn't get any better than this.

[SyntheticJewel]

Target Women is the best XD

[Yogiri]

OMG. BRETT WITH A GUITAR. YES.

[katya1993]

you are so funny!!!!!!!! a lot!

[SurrealLeaf]

Nothing says "I love you" like superficial and overvalued rock clawed from the guts of earth by african slave labour.

...waait a minute..

[TheThinkingManCan]

Awesome funny...and Sarah in a black dress is yummmmmmy!

[Shammon5]

ROFLMAO! ^_^

[ZOMGAPOTATO]

"He went to Jared's...that cheap asshole." LOLOL. She never fails to make laughs.

And I'm feeling really slow at the moment, and I know this will make me sound like a complete idiot...

But ah, fuck it.

What does "Diamonds are forever...just like roaches," mean?

[icu2kenna]

@ZOMGAPOTATO

Roaches can survive just about anything from decapitation to nuclear holocaust. Except sticky paper. They haven't worked out sticky paper yet. Yet.

[Kmoney123456]

lol omg sarah is so hot

[NoQuarterZp]

How can I tell you...I cheated on you? How 'bout a necklace? LOL. And jewellery face hahahaha.

[midnafan101]

...thx now i need to buy my girlfriend a necklace LOL JK

[doppleobstinotch]

Hey, Relax everybody....Marriage is only for white, middle class heterosexuals... Phew...I thought that I would have to buy Sarah a ring just to say.. " You're awesome! "

[cacahuatitapotter]

diamonds are forever...just like roaches LOL

you rule!!

[poundsounds2009]

debeers are blood diamonds

[agentx250]

that jareds line cracks me up, that cheap cheap asshole XD

[AscottW]

I was about to say I love this segment...but, I Love the whole show!

[cwithlove]

lolll jewellery face !

[TheBachelorOfScience]

I love this chick!

[TheMaskedBeauty]

"I was worried I was a boring guy in a sweater" HAHAHAHA!!!

[NanaNarcotic]

AHAHHAHAHHAH

[madamerotten]

This is a brilliant video, but it seems to attract idiots' comments like carrion attracts maggots.

[CherryFairy02]

@madamerotten That's youtube for you.

[madamerotten]

@CherryFairy02 I had forgotten this video, but thanks to your reply to my comment, I revisited it. I still think it is brilliant.

[golddigger0325]

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!:*D

[bazookajulez]

I guess we will be having the sex now ... lmao

[raddaluigi]

2:46

BRETT RULES!

[Darby969]

How can i tell you, that i've been cheating on you?

A NECKLACE :D

[derechaliberal]

This is a very funny lesbian, who teach as how to complain of something that's not gonna change in a long long lonnnnng time, but any way thanks. Now go a get you dildo.

[Jezebel71185]

Yes, just as black people shouldn't complain about how we represent them as fried chicken eating gansters.

And I'm sure a dildo would be better in bed than you are.

[derechaliberal]

HAHAHAHA ok calm down losbe racist bitch. Maybe you need a dildo. And i'm taking about a biggggg dildo, but don't put it in your pussy better stick it in your big lesbo mouth

[Jezebel71185]

Um... my comment would actually show any reasonably intelligent person that I am not racist, but am against any type of sterotyping, although I doubt that your stupid ass even knows what that word means.

Maybe we should take that biggggg dildo stick it up your butt and teach you how to spell.

And I'd rather be a lesbian than whatever the hell you are.

[JessieFaye92]

...I wish there was a way to hit stupid people through the internet, I really do.

[derechaliberal]

yeah you WOMAN surly can hit a GUY yeah (fucking lesbo)

[JessieFaye92]

You conceited prick, you know nothing about me. I know how to hit a guy and I know how to make it hurt. Why don't you take the twinky out of your mouth you fat bastard and find some other way to spend your time than spreading your misogynist way of thinking throughout the internet as it is getting old FAST.

[derechaliberal]

hahahahaha wow that was fast i just reply you 1 minute a go! obiusly i don't know DUH! but now i know that you are all day sitting in your computer waiting for someone who replys your commets wow that is really pathetic, i'm sure you are fat, ugly and no guy wanna talk to you. Thanks now i know you beter (but to be true i don't care about a fat bitch). =)

[JessieFaye92]

May I remind you of the fact that you replied just as quickly during one of the times I actually get to take a break from my life so what you're saying is incredibly hypocritical and that you are, in fact, the sad pathetic loser with nothing better to do than to bitch and moan about a woman with an opinion simply for the fact that you can't get a root with ANY.

[MegsDuh]

i agree completely.

[Infinitehope6]

That's fantastic!

[mailman63155]

Doesn't she propose options?

[acapulco214]

i love her. so hilarious.

[MiliosBuddha]

DIamonds are forever, like roachers! XD HAHAHAHAHA BEST EVER

[Sylux777]

The world needs more women like Sarah Haskins.

[ElyaThorn]

Absolutely! Women like her need to come out of their hiding places. ;)

[oprahlovesgail]

So this christmas season when you're thinking of buying your lady a car with a big ribbon on it. stop. that's so stupid. BAhahahahah!

[Luv4Learning]

You ROCK!!!

[hoovlah]

cars are expensive. and useless.

lmao

[gagolplap]

i heart sarah

[canihaveacookieplzz]

2:56

XD

[Mishyana]

Seriously, diamonds baffle me. "Here honey, have this rock that's only rare because it's controlled by one of two or three worldwide conglomerates and was likely yanked out of the ground by a 9-year old who only has one arm because the other one was hacked off by his foreman when he missed yesterday's quota! I love you!"

[cs925]

Awesome comment!!!!!

[kajatheecho]

Thank you, yes!!

[Pogosmistress]

@Mishyana HAHA! Good one.

[lcbell8]

3:12 - 3:22 lol

I hate those frickin commercials! I change the channel as soon as possible.

"every kiss begins with Kay"

you are selling jewelry, not kisses. And if the person buys your jewelry just for the purpose of them getting a kiss, well, that's pretty sad. I would have thought a better marketing slogan would have surfaced by now

[insanepoet9]

white, middle class heterosexual people

[MarlynHM]

Love the worried guy!!! *lmao*

[MaiLouIsLegend]

hahaha jewelry face!

[thereyahaveit]

i love the "and he went to jared. that cheap cheap bastard."

[mizukoi]

XDD thought i was "a--hole"

[dianapersephone]

i love it when brett helps her in these skits!

[17sgirl]

OMG LOL

[nikki89xoxo]

Lol at the guys face at 2:56

[beautifulbeast4]

ROFL "How can I tell You that I've been cheating on You?"

That ad with the music box is creepy. It doesn't make Me want Jewelry.

Diamonds catch the light beautifully but I find colored stones more interesting. I particularly like Emeralds and Amethysts. I wouldn't be won over by them though. A jerk is a jerk.

[SparkamusPryme]

You know what's nice about Amethysts? They are not controlled by a cartel, meaning, DeBeers doesn't go around funding civil wars in Africa or Southeast Asia over Amethysts.

[beautifulbeast4]

"I was worried I was a boring guy in a sweater" XD

[gorramdoll]

"cavemen needed to show her something awesome like a dead woolly mammoth" <33

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Ooh..when I get married I want to run from the police! That sounds like fun!

[feefeelapoodle]

"diamonds are forever: just like roaches!"

[arji1982]

People like "KIMDAYDR3AMS" should be banned from "YouTube".

[CrazyKawaii]

"i guess we'll be having the sex now" hahah i love these i laugh so hard

[beadyslay]

I want a Wii for Christmas

[arji1982]

I'm making a translation of this video into Spanish. Please, could anyone help me? Thank you very much.

What does she say from 0:32 to 0:34 ("Without too much effort in terms of...")?

What does she say from 0:43 to 0:46 ("The time you ruined your wedding dress when you got... and played soccer?")?

And from 1:22 to 1:26 ("It needs to be a spectacle... cavemen neede to show her something awesome")?

And from 3:06 to 3:12 ("But we're in a recession, so just... your sentimentality")?

[arji1982]

Fuck you!

[snrjunkmails1]

She says 1. "Without too much effort in terms of thought..."

2."The time you ruined your wedding dress when you got hammered and played soccer?"

3."It needs to be a spectacle... this dates back to ancient times when to keep his bride...cavemen neede to show her something awesome"

4."But we're in a recession, so just...muster up your sentimentality"

[arji1982]

THANKS.

[rubyxredxrose]

"I was worried I was a boring guy in a sweater."

HAHAHA omg I laughed so hard (hence the HAHAHA)

[hellogoodbye0110]

what about a necklace ? :}

[NaturalyMommy]

I really can not stand how they stereo type women to like jewelry. When there are people dieing just ot make that jewelery.

[tranxendentalist]

i love sarah's song!

[ELTAROBUD]

1:14!!!

Hahahaha.

[SneakerBeeker]

"And he went to Jared's...that cheap, cheap, asshole."

lol

:D

[quitecontrary23]

diamonds are forever like roaches

[dandeexxxx]

get me a beer and search for my jewels

[horseytown]

The Debeers commercial still troubles me profoundly. How could Chan Marshall (Cat Power) have agreed to that?

[dandeexxxx]

youre profoundly troubled by a commercial? Good luck with your future.

[Mystique20084]

im a superficial bitch with awesome bling bling you mean...

[1chienandalou]

Sarah Haskins is one of the best observers of society and culture today. AND she's a fine comedian. Hats off!

[shadowkitty1988]

Hahaha, "I care enough about you to buy this, but not enough to buy sign language lessons". Too true! XD

Sarah Haskins is hilarious!

[YamapiDaisuki02]

As a woman I hate jewelry. xD A good, cheap, pair of earrings and maybe (cheap) bracelet will do. What's with all the fancy stuff?

[shadowkitty1988]

I agree. I'm a woman and I also hate jewelry. Except I don't even wear the cheap stuff XD

[SnowyLucy]

"all kinds of white middle class heterosexual ppl" LOL

[whittakerchambers]

Irony: the ads displayed on and around this video? Blue Nile diamond earrings.

Thanks Google!