Last week I bumped into Chuck Norris on the street just outside where I usually work out.. He doesn't say much, just mostly grunts-huffs and puffs...
After staring at him for a few seconds, I simply blinked once and he proceeded to beat the living crap out of me (probably cuz I made the mistake of wearing the same shoes as him)
Anyways, I ended up 35 pounds lighter after the ordeal. Chuck Norris works in mysterious ways.. Total Gym rocks!!!
I used to be totally obsessed with Christie Brinkley. I got in trouble for having a "risque" picture of her when I was in 7th grade. My teacher never gave it back to me. I bet she still has it! God only knows what she does with it! I can't believe she took a picture away from me. It's not like she was naked or anything. Well, she had a magazine covering them up! lol!!! But, still. Damn!
Well actually cables are alot easier than free weights... I think of total gym as a good toning machine though... But if u wanna get big, don't get a total gym get some free weights.
CHUCK has already that kind of body when he was still in womb.
boyriles 1 year ago 13
I have admit I just got it and it kick my butt. It works
Philipe0849 1 year ago 3
when lighting strikes chuck norris chuck norris strikes back
HarleyStcool 1 year ago 13
total gym doesn't make chuck norris lose weight
chuck norris makes total gym lose weight
MoonarEclipse 1 year ago 21
I feel sorry for the people that returned it after 2 months.. they were probably never heard from again.
agetube83 1 year ago 3
If i was chuck norris i wouldvr said "Buy the Total Gym...OR I WILL FIND YOU"
MPfailproductions 1 year ago 9
Chuck Norris doesn't use the total gym to work out, The total gym uses Chuck Norris to work out
zimbawe2552 1 year ago 12
oooohh yeeehhh baby, it's fantastic. i want one of those.
PumptNZ 1 year ago
Chuck shaved his beard...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! It's the end of an era. That beard was the soarce of his power.
VincentKintobor 1 year ago
CHUCK NORRIS!!!
eaterGER 1 year ago
traps lats aaaabs lol sounds so funny.
ProTexE 1 year ago
if chuck norris says so send me 6 of them
xmansoma 1 year ago
CHUCK YOU ARE A GOD!!!!(you knew that, right???)
PAOKfanG4 1 year ago
@Liza562 rofl yea thats like the best part
Fallenlittleman 2 years ago
When chuck norris tells you to buy some exercise equipment. You better buy it.
lootplx 2 years ago
Just bought one. I'am hooked on it. Awesome.
qdog568 2 years ago
Will this make me as strong as CHuck Norris?
SuperSmashbros111 2 years ago
If Chuck Norris says something works,
then it works.
Stevmay09 2 years ago
I've been a gym fitness member for years..
Last week I bumped into Chuck Norris on the street just outside where I usually work out.. He doesn't say much, just mostly grunts-huffs and puffs...
After staring at him for a few seconds, I simply blinked once and he proceeded to beat the living crap out of me (probably cuz I made the mistake of wearing the same shoes as him)
Anyways, I ended up 35 pounds lighter after the ordeal. Chuck Norris works in mysterious ways.. Total Gym rocks!!!
TheJunglezombie 2 years ago
it means if u order it,Chuck Norris wont search for you,and round house kick you
runemaniac312 2 years ago
lol i use the total gym
MellyBell910 2 years ago
dude, I would by this just because chuck norris is in this.
Patapolo 2 years ago
Abs....
bingdat 2 years ago
It works!
YoYo1273 2 years ago
If chuck norris used to total gym it must be indestructible
LuDimezofKush 2 years ago
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
stagarms4life 2 years ago
0:29 it looks like shes having fun
stagarms4life 2 years ago
lol their method of advertising is so cheesy. I was almost tempted to buy it when she said in an orgasmic manner "Oh it's fantastic"
O0oSorousho0O 2 years ago
0:29 LMAO THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
iTouchiPodz 2 years ago 70
The total Jim does it all.
O0oSorousho0O 2 years ago
rofl
jokeslayer999999 2 years ago
lmao
JJJAAAMMMIIIEEEBB 2 years ago
Diddo.
fighterlegend 2 years ago
shit where is my visa, i dont want to get caught not using total gym!!
andrazz90 2 years ago
OH! IT'S FANTASTIC!
CaptainCrunch4Me 2 years ago 52
Chuck Norris is 69, holy crap.
I thought he was in his late 50s.
Madchimpz 3 years ago 8
i think he's like older than my grandma. that's a little sad to think about.
comquat300 2 years ago
i thought he was 30 lol and im not dumb chuck norris is just THAT good
noodow715 2 years ago
70 on March 10, he sure doesn't look that, which is good because that means he stays healthy
gmt921 2 years ago
Chuck Norris once beat a man to death with his own corpse.
IamSimonMan 3 years ago 7
I personally think Janine Turner was very hot in this ;).
JewGerman 3 years ago 3
2 months....wow thats good
LMAO
Liza562 3 years ago 2
I used to be totally obsessed with Christie Brinkley. I got in trouble for having a "risque" picture of her when I was in 7th grade. My teacher never gave it back to me. I bet she still has it! God only knows what she does with it! I can't believe she took a picture away from me. It's not like she was naked or anything. Well, she had a magazine covering them up! lol!!! But, still. Damn!
travis7310 3 years ago 2
WIN
CaptainCrunch4Me 2 years ago
"lats, abs..."" wesley snipes is funniest man ever! :)
dizzvicious 3 years ago
bare witness to the comedic genius of snipes in this video... we rep the obliques... traps..... lats... abs... perfect performance
ohheykevin 3 years ago
two months wow ok
god thats funny
EpicIcemenProduction 3 years ago 2
we worked on bleeks...traps...lats...aaaaabs...
i swear wesley snipes is really nino brown
he sounds so arrogant even while working out lol
sandee225 3 years ago
Damn. Wesley Snipes uses it too? I better start using mine. O.O
zmac17 3 years ago
Marry me Christie
robg5555 3 years ago 2
lolll pureimagination, that's my favorite part! lol
bubblebath88 3 years ago
WOW i need to work on my lats and traps
snowman198622 3 years ago
Oh its fantastic!!!
MyKhronos 3 years ago
its fantastic!!
creamsoda808 3 years ago
So funny how Wesley Snipes keeps saying the body parts. :)
PureImagination88 3 years ago 10
hahahaha it looks like he was working out and the cameras just happened to be there
nolareaper 3 years ago 2
When Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym, the Total gym gets stronger.
spartan9199 3 years ago 16
lol
53ONE4 3 years ago
dude...i heard that months ago. not original
SideWays8Productions 3 years ago
that "girl" is 54 lol... but ya she's still hot as hell
shaka23h 3 years ago
I always lmao at "Ohhh it's fantastic!!!!!"
burster14 3 years ago
I saw this on TV literally 5 minutes ago.
I wonder if Chuck Norris finally noticed his extreme popularity?
SHADOWKNUX1 3 years ago
"Uggghhh, it's FANTASTIC!!!"
XD omg so funny
burster14 3 years ago 6
LMAOLMAO "Ooo its fantastic!!!"
Can you be more enthused LMAOLMAO
RSixBoy 3 years ago
I love how he "says 2 months? wow. gud."
minwager 3 years ago 5
two months...wow...OK
lotustrail 3 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh ITS Fantastic!
dodgersfan4life 3 years ago 3
Well actually cables are alot easier than free weights... I think of total gym as a good toning machine though... But if u wanna get big, don't get a total gym get some free weights.
hatebreed52692 3 years ago 2
what is da name of the background music?
svr06123 3 years ago
omg what about the girl in the pink around the 30 second mark? omg i was drinking coffee and it is now all over my computer screen
rage711 3 years ago 2
traps.....lats...ahhhhhhhbs LoL. no one else notices that?! snipes struggles wit saying abs. idk. its just funny haha
bootylova619 3 years ago
Wesley - Don't hurt your AAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBSSS!!
gdaley07 3 years ago
If Chuck says it works, it works!!
If Chuck gets amazed, get amazed!!
SoujiroElric 3 years ago 6
that is a fantastic mustache
woodside4life 3 years ago 2
HIPS!
Naota3k 3 years ago
OH ITS FANTASTIC!
omgitzkc 3 years ago 3
I've had mine for years and absolutely love it! Great Product! Thanks Chuck!
ScudderATC 3 years ago 2
It's fantastic!
geneh56 3 years ago 4