Why, Black Dynamite? Why?

[jgungfuguru]

I love a good farce.

[ROFLSoldiers]

Flat on his face he looked up at me ? ROFL !

[ucandoit245]

Dude, look at that afro on his mouth. So poofy.

[anfony22]

Lol he is just convinced they are chinese

[Maniahg]

Lol WTF! He said something in Chinese?! He is in Vietnam!

[KyleCarrington]

"I remember Viet-Nam like it was yesterday... ... ... all the dead chinamen who left in our tracks.." << that is so bad, and SO American lol

[dij7878]

Damn...Michael Jai White is fine as hell!

[rankingtrevor]

This movie could have been MILES better! Instead of being a silly comedy parody it could have been a serious concrete script.

[nlytend1]

lol...chinese eyes, chinese knees. I bet that shit did happen yesterday

[optimussith]

i actually watched the movie sometime back thought it was a parody. if it was serious it was even better!

[kiwirebel2]

hes fucking diesel lol

[kalibabausa]

He said something to me in chinese: like "bogo saka shou".....sounds like cartoon shit.

Translation of "Bogo Saka Shou" in chinese means "Niggar call 911."

[coltononline]

@kalibabausa Your translation... Oh my god, that was toooo funny!

[optimussith]

@kalibabausa lmfao.

[ssmodk]

@kalibabausa It's something like (phoenetically) "boogoo sow". According to the commentary track, it's Vietnamese and means "You're full of shit."

[loynation]

I'm going to get this movie right now! And BD has motivated me to hit the gym!

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

This may be the most racist scene in movie history xD And I LOVE IT!!!!

[Ba55taztic]

I'm straight, but damn his body makes me sad. he's fucking ripped.

[MrManmountainrock]

anyone else see the afro on the bear? lmao i love this film there needs to be a another one

[DMB72886]

the old pie on the window sill trick. i can't believe i fell for that

[ROFLSoldiers]

Bok Ku Sow like some cartoon shit. ROFL !

[RegretRelapsing]

he said something to me in chinese, like: "bubuzaoh!" sounds like some cartoon shit, but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. and I don't have to know how to speak chinese to know what that question was.

Why, Black Dynamite? Why?

[DaddyGoodtime]

I wouldn't bother questioning and or pointing out "flaws" in the dialogue. Given the boonish nature of the movie, it seems as though the ceiling fans in huts and Chinese kids in Vietnam were deliberately written in. 

[GangstaStan010]

@DaddyGoodtime Yea this entire movie was a big parody of the 70's and the films of that era, mostly blaxpotation. Also my people aren't the most culturally/racially aware. I've got some ignorant relatives. My dad thinks cubans, Mexicans, and Colubians are all the same. I've explained that they may be latin but slang and most pronounciations are diffrent.

[MrProstheticusername]

I lost it when I heard the first "chinese". Love this flick. It's going to haunt my DVR for a long time.

[lazysn1per]

I thought he said his head was burnt?

[PentagramSchematic]

haha, the cop's name is o'leary. such a fucking cop name.

[SokatoaStudios]

Why is there a ceiling fan in a hut in vietnam?

[TiagoGil92]

is not Chinese but actually Vietnamese for "You are full of shit."

XP ahah

[Pacemaker182]

Look at me, now back at your man, now back at me...

[ponquinful]

Wait . . . so he laid flat on his face looking up at him?

[SokatoaStudios]

@ponquinful No to mention in the flashback he was laying on his back

[piotrl7]

The first time I heard this I cried of laughter, I fucking love this movie!!!!

[SkwerlBergamot]

i love how that guy on the left nods when he tells them about the fatigues, like he gets it

[airbloit]

Dynomite, Dynomite! You know you want it ,,, Admit it...

[tuss4dzigns]

the bear had a fro!

[mas19]

*sobbing*

[archesRus]

WTF?! haha this is great. i wanna rent this now...

[LynchByInch]

lol I died when the kid blinked lmfao

Wink ... Wink...

[JimJammBassMan]

That's what a man should look like.

[CommanderOfTheSun]

Can you please upload the part where Black Dynamite cries over his brother?

[jopayman]

Oh Shit theres a bear.... NOPE, Just Chuck Testa

[1337treeckolol]

@jopayman get your reddit faggotry back on reddit

[Aerithia1]

The funniest part is, he fucking speaks chinese later on in the film.

yet still says all the vietnamese are chinamen, and they speak chinese.

[yourka16]

Gotta love how the mood builds up only so he can say BOO KOO SAO that really sounds like some cartoon shit!

[jwatt34]

love how he calls the people in vietnam chinese

[korn02]

黑色炸藥，為什麼? 黑色炸藥，為什麼?

[SokatoaStudios]

Why the fuck was there a ceiling fan in a hut in vietnam?! ITS TOO ABSURD I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[eolculnamo2]

"his lil chinese EYeSS"

[DaftPACman]

"All the dead chinamen we left in our tracks..."

Didn't he just say it was Vietnam?

[ejbrown84]

@DaftPACman BD does not discriminate, he does not see all the races and creeds that might populate asia, to BD, all asians are chinamen.

[smokesensimillia]

yumm, weeed brownies.

[aidanyy]

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[brenonion]

i remember i fell over in my chair laughing so hard when he goes BUKU SAO, shit kills me

[DrummeR4forLifE14]

hahahaha like some cartoon shit but i understood it as a question he was askin me

[EvanTheBold]

DYNAMITE...DYNAMITE!

[R0bbieR0tton]

FREEZE TURKEYS.

And what the hell is up with the afro bear?

[BroyhillVideo]

Chinese Vietnamese? O.o

[Earpollution121]

What kind of hut during the Nam war has a celing fan?

[NikoLiberty1000]

@Earpollution121 rich persons hut?

[cryingmushroom47]

Freeze turkeys

[DJ99XVids]

The old pie in the windowsill trick. Gets em every time

[Verowatches]

I have been laughing at this part for a month and I don't see myself stopping any time soon.

[DirtyDiesel29]

"still see his little shins and feet hanging from the ceiling fan". A ceiling fan in a vietnamese hut. LOL. Black Dynamite is killing me.

[DeathFromAbove1985]

sounded like some cartoon shit

[curtis3322]

11 people had their little chinese legs blown clean off

[twu29]

Vietnam... thai man... chinese legs... why black dynamite why

[DementedlyHappy]

I remember seeing this movie a week after it came out, and it still felt like a midnight showing.

[hoeoekk]

His little chinese knees.

[YoungZer0]

"Little chinese legs were blown clean off ..." "... tried to get up but he fell over and what was left from his right leg broke off."

[YukieKawamuraLover69]

"I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday...the Thai men that we cut down...all the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks"...HAHA =P

[00SoldierofFortune00]

Ooooo, that's what happened to Apollo Creed after Rocky.

[llienomit]

the ol pie in the window sill trick 

[llienomit]

the ol pie in the window sill trick

[llienomit]

the ol pie in the window sill trick

[slye1991]

AHAHAHAHAH he balances the tv remote on its paw!

[TheTomWIlliams]

"he said something in chinese, like 'BOOKOO SAO' sounded like some cartoon shit!"

lol they're in vietnam

[TerraZet]

@TheTomWIlliams Thanks for pointing out the obvious... Idiot.

[SolalChabauty]

@TerraZet Why so much hate ?

DUMB BITCH !

[TerraZet]

@SolalChabauty Cos you're a faggot.

[SolalChabauty]

@TerraZet Idiot kid is idiot. Tell your mother to raise the second with more smartness.

[TerraZet]

@SolalChabauty Cos you're a faggot?

[SolalChabauty]

@TerraZet Unsuccessful troll feels successful.

[TerraZet]

@SolalChabauty Because you're a faggot?

[SolalChabauty]

@TerraZet No, because you don't fuck often.

[TerraZet]

@SolalChabauty cus ur a faget

[SolalChabauty]

@TerraZet Cause you're mom didn't teach you well.

[MrKronicRulez]

@TheTomWIlliams It is actually in Vietnamese and it means 'YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT'....lol

[wolfbear]

@TheTomWIlliams That's the fucking joke. Why do you think he says "Chinese" five times? Did a parody go over your head?

[TheTomWIlliams]

@wolfbear hahaha chill out bro.

[FuuzOfMischief]

@TheTomWIlliams In vietnamese, it means "Suck my dick" LOL

[fightlezzer]

@FuuzOfMischief for real?

[merzbeaux]

@TheTomWIlliams you have successfully identified the joke. CONGRATULATION!

[countcoco]

Dynamite is fucked up. PTS ftl. :(

[DjEsqueleto15]

Freeze Turkeys!

[RoundElephant]

Does anyone else hear his little Chinese eyes "ping" when he blinks?

[theplanet1985]

chinese

[bfizzledizzle]

Didn't see the ceiling fan in the hut. When is it?

[wcondubs]

@bfizzledizzle LOL naw he was talking about his shins and feet hanging from a ceiling fan in a hut...

[bfizzledizzle]

@wcondubs

*facepalm*

[wcondubs]

@bfizzledizzle lol HA HA I THREW DAT SHIT FROM DA OTHER ROOM!!!

[VGCproductions09]

SMASH ON O,LEARY!!

[coyotereed]

the bear has a afro!

[YseraFatbeard]

Chinese Knees.



[AtomicRooster77]

In Vietnamese!

[peppage]

Bukasou (the cartoon shit) = You're full of shit

[aley2watt]

LOL at little chinese knees

[cableraywire]

Best gun rack ever. Totally want one. For my guns I don't have.

[exteelPulse]

Never knew Chinese people would die for the country of Vietnam xD.

[YoungXicano007]

"As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me!"

[mrfudgeyhead]

Now I have to have a kid with some black chick and name him Black Dynamite.

Goddammit. This is gonna be so awesome.

[manup1]

BOKUTSOA!! Some Shit Like That

[360K360]

while he lay there fat on his face, he looked up at me..... hahaha

[missdvdbaby]

AWW FUCK THIS IS FUNNY!!!

[CKells17]

the best part is the music after BD says "O'leary?"

[MillikenProductions]

lol why!/!

[BertandSilentPeetie]

11 people are chinamen that Black Dynamite cut down

[SuperBooyah123]

I love the fucking "dynomite!" thing

[dcain812]

Freeze turkeys..... dynamite dynamite

[DNyc]

2:10 is the best part

[lolharbandhar]

"The old pie in the windowsill trick. Can't believe I fell for that. That was the same trap you used back in 'Nam to save my ass."

Gets me every fucking time.

[nayruto]

Boku saow sound like some cartoon shit! hahahaha!

[Ashhunn]

Flat on his face? Looked up at me? How is that possible ? :L

[r4v3n355]

@Ashhunn He's also on his back in the video.

[Ashhunn]

@r4v3n355 Haha I know.

[razorskateful]

the quality of the movie is so even aging??

[TriFye]

I keep wondering how many takes they had to do this scene in... without someone cracking a smile or busting a nut laughing.

[bahaanaldo]

Is that....Spawn?!

[gymrat7847]

@bahaanaldo yes and do yourself a favor and buy this movie

[bahaanaldo]

@gymrat7847 It's in my Netflix instant que. I'm totally watching it when I get back.

[hoogys]

@bahaanaldo yes it is

[googy666]

Dynomite... Dynomite

[lynchdemartini]

a bear with an afro & news paper wtf lol

[RedMilkproductions]

According to IMDB, that kid is actually saying "You're so full of shit."

[ChilliCrusader]

He says he can't speak chinese, and yet towards the end of the film he has a conversation in chinese? xD

[Xaqtly]

@ChilliCrusader That's the point of this movie. It's a parody of blaxsploitation movies that were notorious for having continuity errors, scenes where you can see the overhead mic in the frame, that sort of thing. That's why this movie is brilliant, because of all the attention they paid to getting all those things wrong on purpose.

[ChilliCrusader]

@Xaqtly

I know thats why I find it fucking hilarious :D I'm a fan of satirical stuff. Lack of continuity always makes me laugh xD

[BertandSilentPeetie]

@Xaqtly its brilliant

[joeheshy]

has anyone quoted this yet in the comments. let me check.....yep. oh well im sure more people will for some reason that even they dont understand.

[Merchant2006]

How the hell did he keep a straight face when he said BUUKUSAOOOU~ in that high pitch voice... I'll never understand.

[YungMrMagic]

FREEZE TURKEYS!!! lmao

[neviusprime]

Jai White is cut the fuck up

[mistatakey]

STOP REPEATIN ALL DAT SHIT HE SAYS GODDAMNIT IT'S JUST REDUNDANT DATA SLOWIN THE INTERNETTZZZ.

[GraffitiFire]

2:10 <- joell ortiz - latino

[BangerthBruder2]

DYNAMITE!DYNAMITE!

[CFCTURBO]

At first I thought this movie was ok . Then watched it again and it was even funnier. So many giggles to be had .

[bdecampc]

Freeze Turkeys!

[ojthagreatest]

freeze turkeys!

[blasterjosh]

That's what I liked about black dynamite, there was always something you missed the last time you watched it, so you get a snicker out of it every time.

[midoking56]

i love how he keeps saying chinese even though they're in vietnam :P

[dammitpea]

I wonder how many takes they had to do before everyone was able to keep a straight face all the way through the scene.

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

"...little chinese legs were blown clean off" lol

[Jesus1229]

chinese knees

[JOZZ145]

Absolute legend.

[xiro0999]

I just caught that he said they were in Tiananmen. That brings a whole new level of hilarity to this scene. HAHAHAH

[GangstaStan010]

@xiro0999 Maybe he did actualy kill a bunch of Chinese the day before and being the racist he is mixed them with whaever asian countires he'd been deplyed to. either way great movie! lol

[orlick82]

sounded like some cartoon shit. lol

[TheIndianProdigy]

DYNOMITE DYNOMITE!

[vw77]

WHY DOES THE BEAR HAVE AN AFRO

[papstbenni]

@vw77 why not? :D

[aboveaveragefly]

@vw77 I would think Black Dynamite realizes the value of an accurate decoy.

[Nihilangelo]

@vw77 I'm guessing the bear was a decoy, hence "Pie in the Windowsill trick".

[vivalabam612]

@vw77 cuz its a..............Black Bear. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[oddrantofmarmar]

The combination of racism and contradictions make this one the best monologues EVER.

[NickHannula]

"He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees"

And then we see him, completely unburned 2:04

I notice something new about this scene every time I watch it!