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  • i think ill just walk outside and get my morning paper and might never come back.

  • people studying how to stop the ageing process and decay of genes are studying aligators, amazin stuff

  • did u know aligators do not die of old age? they can litteraly live on for ever recent studies show that there cells dont deteriate, they only die becuase there isnt enough food to support how big they can get or they die via attacks or medical issues

  • I don't think his home owners insurance covered this. =/

  • Fuck Dhaat shidd I Would Havee Shpot Idd 5 Tymees Fuck Tryin To Get Idd Thaa Goo Nikkah Yuu Shuddve  Known Not Thaa Comee Upp Ohn Myy Shid..!

  • i completely agree with some people. i live in the U.S. and even though ive never seen a "trapper" or a croc in real life it seems unfair to kill the poor thing that didnt know wat it was doing wrong.

  • How cruel. Poor Doorstep Gator. Hope they give you a NICE home. You deserve that.

  • Aww you poor lady, not your landscaping and sprinklers!

  • "injured the trapper's hand with rope burn".. yeah right blame the alligator for that, florida idiots.

  • I hope dumb Florida rednecks didn't kill the gator for the crime of living in its home. Amost all Florida and places like Tampa has been ruined by damn humans, theri condos, trash and rivers of cars..

  • thats nothin; in australia you get crocs up to 18ft

  • I woulda got a 357 and blew its brains out

  • @johnrambo55555 Bullets would ricochet.

  • @andross637 No they won't. Aint you ever been gator huntin

  • Wow did the lady order a pizza and answer the door expecting it to be someone from dominos?

  • time to get the winchester and after that, the bowie knife (to make leather, for the dumbasses that can't read between the lines)

  • yeah you live in FLORIDA soo......

  • LADY: Hello boss. I won't go working today.

    BOSS: Why??

    LADY: Because an alligator his sleeping front of my door.

    BOSS: Really?? ahah stop kidding me and come working or i'll fired you.

    LADY: Shit!!

  • How is 4-600 pounds a half ton?

  • @mellowtonen Alligators don't just show up in areas that used to be their habitat. I live in a small city of about 35,000 people in south Louisiana. It's several miles from any swamp, and NEVER WAS part of alligator habitat. This summer two alligators showed up in a pond in our city park where kids often feed the ducks, and a third one killed someone's dog in a wealthy gated subdivision. It's not always about human encroachment on alligator habitat.

  • knock, knock. it's for you.

  • I live in Hillsborough county

  • uhhhh "the unwelcome neighbor" is human beings building homes and living on land that animals call home. weird.

  • *opens the door* alligator: herro

  • Alligator: What the hell?! i was only gonna ask if she had some salt left?!?

  • what if she went outside ?  oops.

  • in Canada we just get deer and squirrels on our front porch...

  • @TheShannonMontana In Scotland we get drunken teenager on our porch!...

  • lol i have better ways to take off alligator us AK-47 or shootgun in his head

  • @agonkari yeah but that would kill it, and that's not the point :P

  • I walk around every day with my alligator, so what?

  • should have put that pic on google images.... "oooh what a nice neighbo-WHOLY FUUUCK"

  • *Jehova's Witness about to knock on the door and sees alligator*

    FUCK THAT!

  • He called the gator fat... 1:36

  • I hope the alligator was relocated to from a happier place, away from all those carbon based units. Poor guy looked scared and was trying to defend himself.........

  • at :44 Gator: man fuck your trap!

  • Shotgun. I wouldn't even open my front door in that case. I'd bail out the back.

  • 0:51 Do a barrel roll!

  • why is Keith's last name HERNANDEZ? lol i thought that was a mexican last name

  • ... 4-600 lbs is not 1/2 ton...@1:30

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  • Why are you guys asking where Steve Irwin was? He died back in September of 2006. I don't know if it's a joke or what but you would think you all would know that. Poor alligator though... I'm pretty sure he was too big to be relocated.

  • oh, he looks like he's way more than 400-600 lbs.....is it just me or does that sound a bit inaccurate?

  • Alligator in a neighborhood=arresting the alligator and bringing him away from humans

    Red Necks with guns=THEY CAN STAY AS LONG AS THEY LIKE!!!!

  • shoot it, shoot it, shoot it

  • why not just tranquilize the thing

  • @DodgyzZ the skin is really tough.....not sure a tranquilizer could actually penetrate it.....

  • guy gets rope burn Allbert there gets turned into a boots and a matching belt 

  • Where's Steve when ya' need him!?

  • Chuck Noriss's pet !!

  • Man gets rope burn, gator gets dragged along pavement ... yea

  • @lothar6669 I think he ended up alright.....hopefully they released him back in the wild where he belongs! I didn't like seeing that either but I doubt it actually bothered him (considering how strong and tough their skin is)......Still, didn't seem like the most efficient way to get the job done....

  • Whatta croc a shit!

  • @marshalljimduncan nice pun lmaoooo

  • Hes just chillin..

  • @ dude saying they r being cruel... The prob have 2 kill it by law. In other states if it's over 7ft. u can't relocate

  • eat the ugly mean pplz

  • WHERE IS STEVE IRWIN WHEN YA NEED HIM?!

  • trap all day play all night this is the life of a go gator go gator

  • *looks at like bar* - *watches*

  • i thought it was fake but when i saw it im like" ohhh wait it is real!"

  • ur rude who did tht

  • there kinda like cute puppies when there not attacking lmao (him rolling around)

  • .....ahhhh.....he just wants to be petted

  • perpert

  • Thats a fat and lazy aligator

  • LMAO! For the comment below. I can imagine it: sprinkling water from a garden hose on the gator and trying to shoo'ed it away

  • Dude fuck that thing. I would just wait for it to go over to my neighbors house and pretend I never saw it.

  • that's awesome! gotta be scary though....

  • omg you can see it from the map! that thing is huge!!

  • HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

  • id fuck that

  • omg omg no top comment cmon u guys have to help me out here!!:D

  • man tat would be the gretest gift ever you go outside then you see a 11 foot GATOR

  • you know your a redneck when...

  • ROPE BURN !!!! send him to the hospital

  • Anybody notice how she said half ton?If the gator was between 400-600 lbs, thats not half a ton. 1000 lbs is.

    #Dumbass

  • @stablizzle The sad thing is that if you say 1000lbs is half a ton, you are off by about 10% which is not really a small margin. 1100 lbs is close to half a ton (498+kg) 1000lbs is only 450+kg

  • i just went to the bathroom in mah pants if even a 2 foot gator was even 520 feet in mah direction. they seemded kinda cruel with it though

  • youll neva guess what happened that dang ole lochness monster tried to get me to give him tree fiddy

  • 1:06 roly poly muthafuckaaaaa

  • the gator said anybody home thumps up

  • if you replace every time they refer to the gator or its tail with Chuck Norris's big D" it works very well

  • Alligator: What the hell! I thought this was a free country! You guys are Nazi's!!! How the hell am I arrested for just knocking at the ladies door! It's mating season for crying out loud! You all are worse than my nemisis on "Deadlies Catch!"

  • @lilprincekilla I couldn't stop laughing at this comment xD.

  • Well, what do you expect? They WERE here about 125 million years before we started building stuff faster than we could blink in Florida. Not a tree hugger, just saying. But as one said, there are a lot of idiots that give food to them so they are going to come to those areas.

  • @TheSirisaac52672

    what do they give em? Cheese burgers?

  • But my eyes didnt pop

  • They should shoot him with a sedative. Duh. Instead of trying to put it in a net made for a gold fish.

  • @YurrahAlHadi The alligator is cold blooded, any sedative would've taken more time to incapacitate it, and in the moments that followed it being shot with the sedative, it would've most likely been quite displeased to say the least. And I would hope you would understand why you wouldnt want a furious 11 foot alligator in the middle of a neighborhood.

  • @YurrahAlHadi The alligator is cold blooded, any sedative would've taken more time to incapacitate it, and in the moments that followed it being shot with the sedative, it would've most likely been quite displeased to say the least. And I would hope you would understand why you wouldnt want a furious 11 foot alligator in the middle of a neighborhood.

  • so thats where my cock was

  • Sorry for all the misspellings and errors. just typing to fast. Sorry just a dumb redneck that does not know anything! Hope this clears a few things up for everyone. Gators should not be feared but like all wildlife they should be respected. But at times they do need to be taken care of properly.

  • 4. Yes the gator would eventually have moved but that does not mean an 11 foot alligator should be left at the door. Alligators are a renewable resource and managed very well. Nuisance alligators such as this one accounts for approx. 1% of the 1.5 million gators in the Florida. 5. Last but not least is that we have created more habitat in Florida for the alligators then they originally had. All the golf courses, communities, and complexes want water front. So we made it, and the gators use it.

  • 3. All nuisance alligators 4 foot and above are not released. Under 4 foot alligators are relocated. Yes it is because of there homing instincts but not the same as a croc. Alligators will find habitat, is. another residential area to make a home instead of staying in the wild. Crocs will actually go back to the same home range. 4. Male gators move during mating season looking for mates. they as many wild animals will mate with more than one female. Hence the need to move.

  • @TheGatorgirl38 In Australia they don't murder the crocs, like incompetent florida cowards do to alligators.. they respect the wildlife and RELOCATE them. US "trappers" are just killers and shouldn't be allowed near wildlife

  • Ok all this nonsense needs to be set straight. 1. Florida Law states you can not feed the alligators. Reason, not because they think people are food, but because they start to think all people will bring them food. Thus some one smart enough not to feed the gator is out for a stroll and ends up getting bit because of some other idiot. 2. Florida Law also states ONLY licence Nuisance Alligator Trappers may handle these animals. Every county in the state has at least 1 trapper.

  • that is soo scary

  • Transplanted Yankee who lived in Florida for 17 years. Very simple rule about dealing with alligators. Do not fuck with Albert and Alberta, and they will not fuck with you. 99 times out of 100, if you are a distance away, they will just go about their business.

  • @TheSirisaac52672 Thank you for speaking the simple truth!

  • @Inquisitor53 No problem. I have a few buddies who have been to Ranger School and have been close to alligators during swamp phase. None of them ever so much as batted an eyelid at them. Then again, they had the common sense to stay from them. BTW, alligator meat is good!

  • @TheSirisaac52672 Agreed, but there are times (literally, mating season for instance) when even I've slipped up, all because of failing to thump the side of my canoe with the paddle. 17+ ft. bull napping and my curiousity to see his full length as I floated by almost got me killed. The only thing that saved me was me keeping my composure and doing what I knew to do & when to do it and when not to. A 3/4 ton bull gator pumped up on testosterone during mating season vs. a 176 pound man in a ...

  • @Inquisitor53 ...16.5 ft., 70 pound fiberglass canoe is a losing plan from the start. I could've snuck by him if the wind hadn't shifted. Never had a problem with him before and I let my guard down. Never again, especially during mating season.

  • FINISH HER!!!

    REPTIIILLEEE...WWIINNNSSSSSS..­..FATALITY!!!!!

  • Poor little fella.

  • "watch as he trys to bite the traper" we can c that!! lol

  • All he wanted was a House with a woman.

  • come on guy dont waste time just shoot into his head and job ll be done fast

  • Why do they call in catchers? Just have the local cops put a few rounds in the beast, throw its ass on the bar-be and call it a day!

  • @DKvsLow Because unless you hit it's cerebrum (the size of a pker chip in 10 ft gators. smaller in this one) the only thing a cop's 9mm rounds will do is piss the gator off. That's why they call in the trappers.

  • "He was really heavy," Trapper. To be honest if you just agitated him he would death roll to the truck for you. XD

  • Everyone is scared of gators? it is there fault that you built your house on its home? lol

  • "mummy there WAS an alligator at the door!"

    "huh! where is it! dont go near it! stay i your bedroom!"

    "but it is in my bedrooom, we were having a tea party!"

  • mom theres an alligator at our door should i let him in?

  • and this is why im afraid of florida

  • lord i would of peed my pants

  • Hell no..............Am moing to Florida and this is what scares me. Am from NY and I will shoot that shit out of fear. Lord I don't even know if I want to move there.

  • @woahwoahbitch 1. The gator was just trying to chill. In a day or two it would've moved on. 2. You get caught shooting a gator & you go to jail & pay a $1,500 fine. 3. Then keep your damn yankee-ass up north. We don't need or want you or your ilk here unless it's to spend your money and then go home!

  • @Inquisitor53 HEY FUCK U I HOPE I RUN INTO U N FUCK U UP U LITTLE BITCH ASS FLORIDA NIGGA

  • @woahwoahbitch Oh I hope you do too, ms. Can't Understand Normal Thinking. I'm easy enough to find. Lutz area, Branchborough near the GreenSwamp in any season except winter, & Everglades City, Chokoloskee & Western Everglades is where you can find me otherwise. Your puny jit-ass fuck me up? Only in your fantasies! I do suggest however, you check out my channel to see who I am before you decide to play "Hunt the Cracker". The few that tried, died. Remember that, damn yankee mix-breed skank!

  • @Inquisitor53 WOW FUCKING KEYBOARD GANGSTER GIVING AWAY ADRESSES OF HIS OLD PLACES N SHIT WELLL DONT WORRIE IM MOVING OUT IN ORLANDO ILLL PAY U A VISIT FAGGOT N I'LL BE HAVEING U SUCKING MY DICK, DONT WORRIE BUT I COME STRAPED ALL DAY.

  • @Inquisitor53 WOW FUCKING KEYBOARD GANGSTER GIVING AWAY ADRESSES OF HIS OLD PLACES N SHIT WELLL DONT WORRIE IM MOVING OUT IN ORLANDO ILLL PAY U A VISIT FAGGOT N I'LL BE HAVEING U SUCKING MY DICK, DONT WORRIE BUT I COME STRAPED ALL DAY.

  • @woahwoahbitch We'll see.

  • @Inquisitor53 like wise

  • are alligators that small ?

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  • @Inquisitor53 Correction: Newly hatched gators are 6"-9"

  • OH GOD NOT THE LANDSCAPING AND SPRINKLERS!!!!

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  • @woodentoolcompany It's a felony to feed a gator in Florida. It causes them to become human-haituated. Once fed they consider humans as food as well. You want it to eat a child?

  • shoot him Elizabeth! 

  • Tampa is not anywhere near the Everglades. And, yes, we live in FL and so do the alligators, but this is NOT a common occurrance. I live on a lake and haven't ever walked outside to find a gator in my yard. Especially one that size. I for one thing the alligators are beautiful - they're way better looking than crocodiles. And they're just part of our world here in FL. The sad thing is the gator is so big he was probably put down. The good thing is, gator nuggets are tasty!

  • that's a big gator! glad though that it looks like they didn't kill it, just "wrasseled" it, then moved it Steve Irwin style ;).

  • @chevalover06 Any captured gator 6 ft & over will be killed. Nothing else can be done with it. Relocation won't work. Their homing instinct is too strong & being human-habituated it may kill a child on it's way back to home turf. Good part is very little of it will be wasted. The hide for boots, handbags, etc., the meat for restaurants & stores. Gator meat is tasty!

  • Oh geez. People that live in Florida should expect this. "The gator broke my sprinkler." I get so tired of these kind of people. Don't build your home near where these reptiles live. You are the invaders, not the gator!

  • "half ton" yeah sure that thing ways 500kg :P more like 50-100kg

  • @ihaveseenyounaked 400-600 lbs video says, which is 180-270 kg

  • @xismxist They also say "half ton" so they need to get their figures straight:P

  • If it was mateing season why would in leave the other gators? I guess it must have had some kind of reptile dysfunction. waka waka

  • @ItsNOYFB No, If it was a male it was probably displaced from it's territory by a larger male.

  • @Inquisitor53 LOL who the hell cares (reptile dysfunction) REPTILE, alligator, can't mate, get it waka waka. chill dude this is not Yahoo Answers just wow.

  • @ItsNOYFB What, learning anything new hurts your brain? 'Ignorance is bliss' must be your mantra.

  • @Inquisitor53 What STFU you horses ass i'm a hell of a lot smarter than you and that's not saying much, and your going to start a fucking flame war over this? OMG You're such a little bitch get a fucking life and get off YT while you're at it!

  • @ItsNOYFB You're still lame. You? Smarter than me? A slight possibility but I damn sure doubt it. And I'm damn sure more knowledgeable on the subject than you could ever hope to be. Therein lies your problem; you can't fight the facts so you start spazzing out on an emotional rant like a 5 year old child. Must be a socialist. They abhor the truth too. Don't want to read what I have to say? The solution is real simple: Don't respond.

  • @Inquisitor53 You're a moron and no one gives two shits abot your 'knowage" on alligators and i will respond to what you write you wrote to me first, so you want to have a flame war over this FINE! Also if you're so tough come to NYC SO WE CAN SETTLE THIS!

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  • @ItsNOYFB nyc?! that's why you don't know shit about gators Ain't a fucking thing in your shithole of a ghetto slab worth going up there for, especially you noob! But feel free to visit me when I'm in the 'glades this winter. You can play "Hunt the Cracker" just like the rest of your nyc no-nothing ilk has tried & died over. I'll give your threat all the considera_NEXT!

  • @Inquisitor53 What STFU you horses ass i'm a hell of a lot smarter than you and that's not saying much, and your going to start a fucking flame war over this? OMG You're such a little bitch get a fucking life and get off YT while you're at it!

  • @Inquisitor53 Yeah and i don't give a fuck either yes i live in in NYC it beats being some redneck incest POS and there is no reason for me to viset your trailer park tell your sister i mean girlfriend oh right SAME FUCKING THING! Anyway at least my kids don't have web feet you stupid white trash low life! GET HER DONE LARRY!

  • @ItsNOYFB Bullshit. I own my home & property, you don't. I grow, hunt, fish & forage my own food, you can't. In times of emergencies I'm prepared, nyc has just a power outage & you're screwed. Talk about uneducated, you can't even spell 'visit'. Get back to me when you realize you're so-called 'civilization' and it's pseudo-safety net is full of holes and you actually know something about the real world.

  • @Inquisitor53 Ok now your telling me i don't own my own home? Right b/c you know that for a fact HOW? I mean you're wrong but ok. As for Irene i had a genarator and i was fixing peoples windows and even helped rebulid a lot of other property damage, but a stupid redneck with a brain you know that's unheard of i tried fishing and skining a deer but that just did'nt help. :P NYC would not be hear if not for technology so have fun fucking your sister you inbred savage!

  • @ItsNOYFB Yeah but you're stil paying off your mortgage, I'm not. So what's so you admit you can't feed yourself from anything but a grocery store. And your incest fixation? Seek psychiatric help immediately, you need it.

  • @Inquisitor53 You're talking out your ass about someone you know nothing about i paid off my mortgage seven years ago you fucking retard! I've done everything my whole life never onece asks for help. I earned everying i own today by my hand alone, as far as incest goes sure it's disguesting but all you hillbillys do that shit so your the one who needs help you dirty shit stain. Fuck off and go back to your trailer you savage redneck!

  • @ItsNOYFB Sure you did. Anyway the subject is gators, of which you still know nothing about. So come take your pick. but don't be the pussy you are, pick a big one.17 - 18ft. be a big enough pet for you. Take it back to nyc. Either you or your pet will be dead within 2 weeks. so the only one talking out their ass is you, mattress-stain.

  • @Inquisitor53 Your the who changed the subject but uh ok faggot and i dont give a flying fuck about gators you stupid redneck go back to your trailer with your sister and get her done larry!

  • @ItsNOYFB Why are you even here, troll? You seem to know all about faggots since it's your fave rant word. Guaranteed you've more of them in nyc than we do in Florida. But you fit the typical noob yanker profile, talk shit about others whom you know nothing about, talk shit about those who can feed themselves in times of emergency when you know nothing about surviving a severe crisis and I'm not talking about the little storm that barely qualify as a hurricane that you 'pc pussies' got ...

  • @Inquisitor53 ...your panties all in a wad over. You're nothing but a spoiled crybaby in an adult body. You see somebody doing something better than you, something you can't do all & talk a little differently than you, that doesn't set well with your mind set & your inferiority complex kick in. So instead of trying to understand them you slam them out of fear of the unknown.You say you're smart but all I see is your use of the same tired cliches adolescents use against those you know ...

  • @Inquisitor53 ...nothing about. So crybaby, I see the reason you even bothered to watch this video was to troll and spew your infantile trash. So go away now trolling crybaby, this is a subject an infant knows nothing about & in your case, never will.

  • Their just such horrible creatures! No you are! well maybe if you would build your damn house next to the everglades you wouldnt have this problem!

  • @reptileman33 hey fuck tard the everglades are almost 200 miles away from tampa...alligators live all over the southeastern united states

  • @magoo77stickinit DONT LIVE IN FLORIDA! And "Fuck tard"? is that some type of candy?

  • @reptileman33 If you think fuck tard is a cany you really are a retard! It's a contraction for FUCKING RETARD you know for people like you! Oh and magoo77stckinit never said you lived in Florida! I swear trolls like you and Inquisitor53 should really be shot!

  • @ItsNOYFB Ha ha you get so worked up over nothing big ItsNOYFB! Your such a pitiful idiot! I love you for it though!

  • @ItsNOYFB Ha ha you get so worked up over nothing big ItsNOYFB! Your such a pitiful idiot! I love you for it though!

  • @reptileman33 Get a life you stupid faggot!

  • @ItsNOYFB I do have a beautiful wonderful life, just like how my meaningless comments get your pantys up your crack and make you call me names :)

  • @reptileman33 You need to die!

  • @ItsNOYFB Thats harsh! im sorry for replying to your ridiculous comments! God bless you ItsNOYFB! Goodnight

  • @reptileman33 no their not their animals their protecting their terrritory and were they built they houses on their home so mate you try living in darwin for 4 years with crocs that aligator is a bay compared to crocs so mate dont diss animals fag

  • @ThePolicekid If you couldn't tell i was using a little thing called SARCASM in this comment......

  • DAM NATURE YOU SCARY

  • damn thats big

  • @gamerspt thats what she said

  • @DaniBee2900 LOL good one

  • LMAO