Hmmmmmmm I giant netbook that's more expensive. Gee I wonder if that thing will sell. Apple, you just made a shit sunda and covered it with sprinkles.
oh yeah oh yeah!! While I watch a movie the backlight will remain open and everything will look stunning! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK LAPTOP EVER WILL NOT OFFER THAT!! the most ridiculous thing to hear... my fat fuck old acer laptop does twice better than that expensive shit..
He should have also said: "The MacBook Air can also fit in an envelope so you can show it off to your friends who are stuck with large, old fart PCs. Making this product a bagillion times better and shinier than them. "Them" meaning their egos rendered helpless as you carry around a white machine that is thinner than matter."
Then you need to use a disc and the whole point of the aesthetic and compactness is completely lost and you realise that getting your computer into an envelope is a useless function.
this is getting ridiculous! No optical drive because we don't need it and we can always use the convenient Apple services. It makes no sense! If I paid for the DVDs and CDs, why buy them again from Apple? What the heck were they thinking?
I got this! d-_-b
cmmisza 4 weeks ago
I know why its called '' Air '' :
He talk about wireless and for apple wireless mean : go through the AIR !
jathavan235 1 month ago
THAT IS NOT JOHN!!
cliffordescaf 2 months ago
press "7" fast and slow and there's some dubstep for you ;p
WoW69911 2 months ago
Does these three stupid finger works also for your wife's pussy too?
sandis52 3 months ago 2
$2000? i better buy an alienware for that much thumbs up if you agree
nathanfishing3000 3 months ago
Windows rocks!! Why? Most apps only supports windows not OS X so... you know?
Syahmi246 4 months ago
I like it, but wouldn't it be easier to just pit in the cd?
doubleScream 4 months ago
you can hide it in your jacket XD
dzeiks91 5 months ago
Hmmmmmmm I giant netbook that's more expensive. Gee I wonder if that thing will sell. Apple, you just made a shit sunda and covered it with sprinkles.
HedgehogStudios1 5 months ago
i thought he was going to say "Videoconferencing... or having fun with chat roulette"
PandaMcTanda 6 months ago
it's a nice laptop, but i'm not going to fork out that much for it.
Toneoyay 6 months ago
Just rent films instead of watching dvds?? Because itunes is sooo cheap, yeaah right.
charlie2434 7 months ago 5
hahhahah mactini
angelodasad 7 months ago 12
@angelodasad that's what brought me here. haha.
PeriquinTV 5 months ago
oh yeah oh yeah!! While I watch a movie the backlight will remain open and everything will look stunning! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK LAPTOP EVER WILL NOT OFFER THAT!! the most ridiculous thing to hear... my fat fuck old acer laptop does twice better than that expensive shit..
med822 7 months ago
It has almost the specs and capabilities of a netbook, just bigger. Oh, and it's also its 5 times as expensive. Good work, apple.
MrFrenchtoastMan 8 months ago
what about the itoilet?
wilcaswell 8 months ago
my dad thought it was a cracker and ate it
EmPiREx220 9 months ago
mactini is better :D
007Megabubi 10 months ago 5
AHAHAHA ITS THICKER THEN YOUR WEE WEE
samn100 11 months ago
the newest one is like 1 pound and like 1/2 an inch thin at its smallest lol
iixwh3l4nxii 1 year ago
i like the mactini nano. the itoilet is also better. itoilet has about 1400 poos and 400 wee wees
buggaticx6 1 year ago 4
@xtclilium
I'm a pc & mac user, and i still can say mac looks better. Specs and limitations on programs are the only cons that need to be solved.
brycelancer 1 year ago
He should have also said: "The MacBook Air can also fit in an envelope so you can show it off to your friends who are stuck with large, old fart PCs. Making this product a bagillion times better and shinier than them. "Them" meaning their egos rendered helpless as you carry around a white machine that is thinner than matter."
themvyguy 1 year ago
Macbook Air is so thin ever, better than other MacBooks
MacBook, The world's heavest notebook
MacBook Pro, The worlds alumnium notebook
Also, iPad is better than Microsoft Surface, I dont have Microsoft Surface, 2003 to 2010, i dont have Microsoft Surface lately
tweetyaja 1 year ago
Then you need to use a disc and the whole point of the aesthetic and compactness is completely lost and you realise that getting your computer into an envelope is a useless function.
glenwut 1 year ago
i preffer the itoilet and the mactini
alvie00 1 year ago 43
@alvie00 me too
vatomais 2 months ago
piece of crap
SUPERKOLADERIS 1 year ago
It's such a pleasure to tap on. (; haha soo dirty.
Monopolyzzutube 1 year ago
im on a 17 inch pc, take that.
XxAk47MoNsTeRxX 1 year ago
nooooo he stole steves shirt :(
rono243 1 year ago
take it on a plane..... crack the sreen just cracked
YankeeClipper10 1 year ago
meh mac os have an ugly interface :(
Xtclilium 1 year ago
lol is this even real...
dranoel1963 1 year ago
Go to a shop and you'll see it for sale.
MrEvilSkittles 1 year ago
Jobs Is God!!
neurox6900 2 years ago
This thing can be broken by 3 yrs kids!
XD lol
kingofiron257 2 years ago 5
yh lol , apple should be ashamed of themselves
girlsdrinkfeck 2 years ago
what a tosser.
luke0715 2 years ago 2
whydo apple dickheads always wear gay black tops ? apple r shit , fuck apple , apple copies everyone
girlsdrinkfeck 2 years ago
because all of the background is white and it would look weird im guessing.
thats just what i think
NxtPh3n0m 2 years ago
JEALOUS MUCH?
linkinlid 2 years ago
i got a body of a god , why the fuck would i be jealousof this arsehole who rims mr jobs ~?
girlsdrinkfeck 2 years ago
It's a joke
linkinlid 2 years ago
They wear black shirts because their god, Steve Jobs, wears black turtlenecks at his keynotes.
whizkid515 2 years ago
nice sarcasm
girlsdrinkfeck 2 years ago
who needs a backlight key board!?!?!?
neerdy5 2 years ago
Not everyone has wireless!!!!
moch94 2 years ago
The worst of apple's productions!!
drhassoon 2 years ago
Did he said "anus"?
MeshokShishek 2 years ago
when
ChoclateSailor 2 years ago
Wow...could they make a Mac any more useless.
Simp44 2 years ago
No etherent, and no cd drive, BS.
SPARTANDUDE123 2 years ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, you got more friends now ?
phili878 2 years ago
Ahahah, a plug in for the cd drive!!! XD
Piereligio 2 years ago
You have to plug in the CD drive, but hey! It fits inside of a manila envelope!
DYvideos 2 years ago
any fucking laptop can fit in a manila envelope!
ichbinstark 2 years ago
yeah, that's my point. It's a stupid feature
DYvideos 2 years ago
lol, yep!
ichbinstark 2 years ago
(to DYvideos)
Neat-o!
WalkAroundDude 2 years ago
I'll buy two!
DYvideos 2 years ago
durable enough to carrie everywhere............hmmm snap.
bipod11 2 years ago
Aluminum, not plastic. Turds!
ThurtySheep 2 years ago
which can be worse. plastic can flex and bend but wont break sometimes. aluminum, after a few flexes, will snap.
Truenofan 2 years ago
It can also dent and bend but it won't pop back...
Somone77 2 years ago
lololololololol this happened to me
XillegaltoastX 2 years ago
wtf i dont want to rent movies I want to watch my own that i already got and dont need to pay for.
REPOMAN24722 2 years ago
fucking faggot
darrenparadissis 2 years ago 2
yes..."durable" aluminum...
JokingJames2 2 years ago 3
Mac book air the world shitest notebook.
JimmyJamesJayT 2 years ago 3
after watching this i will finally end my war on macs truce wy dont we destroy the people that like the wii
manypersons 2 years ago
sweet !
tasskohvi 2 years ago
jesus,just opening it could cause it to snap.
TeamFortressHeavy 2 years ago 2
true im very heavy handed so i bet if i just sat on that thing on acsident it would explode lol
Satan820 2 years ago 2
If you accidentally drop a paper on it, it breaks.
calleford 3 years ago 58
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alexsimescu 4 months ago
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@calleford It might actually break before the paper hits it, because of the air displaced by the paper while falling. Hence, MacBook Air !
alexsimescu 4 months ago
this is getting ridiculous! No optical drive because we don't need it and we can always use the convenient Apple services. It makes no sense! If I paid for the DVDs and CDs, why buy them again from Apple? What the heck were they thinking?
alexsimescu 4 months ago
@alexsimescu Heads up, optical media is dying!
irulethe70s 4 months ago
THATS MY DAD!!! WOOT WOOT!
MissAllyStark25 3 years ago
i think this vids gr8!!
wonder who i am... the one without name
TheBluAlliance 3 years ago