No one seems to ask the right question, to where did you exist before you became trapped in the vessel? Sperm is not the answer. You began as conscious energy.. And lived for "God knows" how long before you became a human. But I guess that'd be too crazy for some to contemplate considering we can't MEASURE that with our sticks and stones.
Why do they keep using words like "deadly"? Yes, babies do die before, during and after birth. But how does it help anyone to make the probably already frighten mother-to-be even more scared by telling them what a "deadly" medical operation the birth of their child is going to be. BIRTH IS NATURAL! In the majority of cases, you don't need a doctor, just another woman who's been through it too.
America, STOP SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY ABOUT EVERYTHING!
@sprite4asia No I didnt get an epidural. I didnt want a needle in my spine. I also never screamed like a banshee. I got quite vocal and it hurt, but it was bearable enough that I had 2 daughters via natural birth. Epidurals you dont really feel anything. When you dont have one, you feel everything. It burns, it hurts, its like the worst largest constipation in the history of man kind, so to speak =)
I kinda feel bad for the other sperms. One of them could have been a famous movie star, or the person who proves string theory, or the man who cures cancer. But no, I was the fastest :D
a quarter of a billion sperm in competition for entrance into the egg... and i won. we are the champions, my friends. i kinda feel sad for the other swimmers though. they really wanted to win, too, and breathe, and eat burritos, and play guitar, and surf the internets, and get a tattoo, and scheme on women, and travel the world, and drink beer, and listen to the white stripes. some of those little soldiers were my friends. especially toby. he died at the cervix. what terrible cervix. rip duder.
No one seems to ask the right question, to where did you exist before you became trapped in the vessel? Sperm is not the answer. You began as conscious energy.. And lived for "God knows" how long before you became a human. But I guess that'd be too crazy for some to contemplate considering we can't MEASURE that with our sticks and stones.
jfeexico 3 days ago
Damn I really miss my old buddies. I remember how much fun I had with them in the sacks. Those were the days.
Foxpoop 2 weeks ago
Very educational ! thumbs up for me....kinda sad not much more popular.
ohnoperiod 3 weeks ago
omg omg omg I dnt think I want kids :-0
198bre 3 weeks ago
I find this hilarious , just because they make it look SO dramatic.
PascualMercury 3 weeks ago 3
@PascualMercury hehehe! YEAH!
dannyman7337 3 weeks ago
this must be on discovery channel.. Is this weird or what ?!
HardstyleMediaPlayer 3 weeks ago
*Shout at me dads testicles* Yeahhhh I won bitches! >=-D
get1modernwarfare2 1 month ago
I wonder what the babies would do if they heard Dubstep when they were still in "there"... hm...
Nivag38 1 month ago
My due date is 3 weeks away and I'm sitting here crying like a crazy person. I can't wait to experience all of this!
theresarene123 1 month ago
Why do they keep using words like "deadly"? Yes, babies do die before, during and after birth. But how does it help anyone to make the probably already frighten mother-to-be even more scared by telling them what a "deadly" medical operation the birth of their child is going to be. BIRTH IS NATURAL! In the majority of cases, you don't need a doctor, just another woman who's been through it too.
America, STOP SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY ABOUT EVERYTHING!
lampan88miss 1 month ago in playlist Curiosity 2
@sprite4asia No I didnt get an epidural. I didnt want a needle in my spine. I also never screamed like a banshee. I got quite vocal and it hurt, but it was bearable enough that I had 2 daughters via natural birth. Epidurals you dont really feel anything. When you dont have one, you feel everything. It burns, it hurts, its like the worst largest constipation in the history of man kind, so to speak =)
Jessizh 1 month ago
wow. but it looks very painful
jeez i'm afraid
iliketwilightedwbel 1 month ago
We were once the fastest swimmer on earth and there are some who forgot how to do it.... :)
jmsabate 1 month ago 2
I kinda feel bad for the other sperms. One of them could have been a famous movie star, or the person who proves string theory, or the man who cures cancer. But no, I was the fastest :D
aenjam 1 month ago 3
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ervinc6 1 month ago
a quarter of a billion sperm in competition for entrance into the egg... and i won. we are the champions, my friends. i kinda feel sad for the other swimmers though. they really wanted to win, too, and breathe, and eat burritos, and play guitar, and surf the internets, and get a tattoo, and scheme on women, and travel the world, and drink beer, and listen to the white stripes. some of those little soldiers were my friends. especially toby. he died at the cervix. what terrible cervix. rip duder.
KillYourTeeVee 1 month ago 21
@KillYourTeeVee lol,you have a lot of imagination
cekinxxx 1 month ago
Everyone that has been born survived the battle and so thumbs up if you won the competition of become life.
SimsMikeBro 1 month ago 21
It's Monica !
Harizraze 2 months ago
I won :)
shinokiba 2 months ago
the miracle of childbirth. thank you so much for uploading this. :)
mellowdeemae 2 months ago
wow, i was a very strong sperm before!
lrpv1688 2 months ago