Youtube Poop: Sonic Sez how to kill a teacher

[MeowdolfKitler]

Wait, but the bad guy was the one saying "WATTA SHINA-SHINAN! SHINANZU!", so if you shout it at your teacher, won't she be prompted to preform a falcon punch on you? this tutorial is bad.

[LuckiestLucy1804]

Keep pressing 8 if you want to hear sonic chirp like a bird

[SuperBluebop]

i better rember this for high school for sure and maybe the people who make the terrible food in middle school and probably the middle school science teacher.

[sonicthehedgehog138]

29 people are teachers

[xlsasukelx10]

amyes!

[xlsasukelx10]

shisu!

[Nitromian]

THANK YOU SONIC!

[bubblecrash20]

so i'm supposed to falcon punch my teacher?

[rta2394]

OK  8/

[nightfighter396]

IT WORK! :P

[zifae]

@nightfighter396 really did you kill your teacher i ask my friend to do it he keep a sword

at night and he kill her i say thx god she gone i hate that asshole

[ZekranvaGodOfDarknes]

seems legit

[keyfloater96]

i couldnt understand some of it. was that japanese thrown in there

[microsoftnerd4life]

Isn't that maddened japanese screaming from when alucard crips the dandy man in half?

[misspinkpunkykat]

I was abused by some of my teachers.

[Juniordance23]

Meanwhile in the school

Teacher: Good Morning Class!

Me: WATASHI WA SHIEN...SHIENZUUUUUU!!!!

Me:FALCON POWAAAATZ!

Teacher: *dead*

Me: Yeaks :D *Runing Away*

[SuperRoflCopterSOI]

I tried this on my teacher. It didn't work but I got fucked by a police officer...

[thekirbymaster25]

press 6 for then you say FALCON PUNCH!

[theshiznits2020]

This video is tight! I hate some of my old teachers!(dont let the police officer f*ck u dough)

[Tayamito]

darn you, i tried and my teacher wont DIE why you are lieing WHY?

[1stpltpkmnTR]

@Tayamito Maybe your parents diddnt say CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF?

[1stpltpkmnTR]

WHY WOULD MY PARENTS SAY CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF!?

[RGonzX10]

@1stpltpkmnTR its "captain falcon" ... just saying... :P

[1stpltpkmnTR]

@RGonzX10 I know ... Just saying... :P

[RGonzX10]

@1stpltpkmnTR Oh lol... just saying... :P

[1stpltpkmnTR]

@RGonzX10 lawl...Just saying... :P

[OfficerBonk]

Holy shit, this works!

[sonicisfun]

i tried that on my teacher once. i ended up with a week of detention

[zaangiltchmaster]

24 people could'nt use falcon punch!

[SSBbrawler11]

Then, Your parents say "CAPTAIN FALCOOOOON"

[MegaWonderfulMan]

I'm Gonna Try That On My Maths Teacher

[fiendofmiltonius0605]

A police will F**k you

[jansku300]

Sorry, I can't do falcon punch.

[insanenazi]

lol then you get out of there or a police officer will fuck you

[LittleNova13]

No I can't not kill my Teacher!!!!!!!! D:

[freshhwolfff]

.......and thats how i got my doctors degree thanks sonic!

[MsPlaystationmaster]

this helped me persuade the teacher to let me graduate elementary school. im taking sonics advice more often. : ]

[rewile]

Sonic gives the best advices

[MushroomGirl57]

Was the "Farukon Paunch" from brawl taunts?

[supermariowaffle]

Me and my friends really did this... We all got detention... (Did I mention it was very VERY quiet at the time?)

[leofuriosos]

too much seizure

[AiMxMW]

"then you get outta there..or else...a police officer will ************"

take a guess on what he says...my guess was...

"Fuck u up and shoot youre bitch ass..."

ok not really but 3rd step = "FAAAAALCOOOOOOOOON......PUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[3dgisawesom3]

Did not expect F-zero gp legend. Awesome!

[rdwals889]

seven people killed their teachers after watching this

[pretentiousguy27]

It all makes sense now. Columbine, Virginia Tech....

[frankyagernull]

I wish it were that simple. xD

[cooldude56g]

Oh no! I better go kill my teacher before a police officer f***s me! D: D: D:

[nigahiga68]

Damn! I messed up around step 4!

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

I'd better remember this for high school

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

@SuperMarkerComicBro me too

[twistedyogert]

@SuperMarkerComicBro Ok, that almost sounded like something i should worry about but, your ok.

[CaptnObviouss]

Or else a police officer will fuck you! :3

[ZZSFAN]

"Or else a police officer will fck you!"

[snakedeadly]

thanks sonic!!!!!

[GodlyBoss]

*Choking*

[syguyful]

teachers are boring thanks for the advice

[ALLIED7621]

I rofld

[themarioguy12]

First you face your teacher.Then you say WATA SHINA SHINE! SHINENZU!! Then say FALCON PWWAANCCHHH. Your parents say chop his head off or STFU. Then your teacher will DIAH. Or else a police officer will **** U!!!

[3dgisawesom3]

@themarioguy12 On the third step, its supposed to be captain falcon!

[Robloxain1000]

21 teachers watched htis and freaked out

[JonasR001]

21 Teachers watched this video

[robertsfunny1995]

Shouldn't my teacher be the one to say "WATASHI WA SHINEN SHINENZUUUUUUUUUUUU"?

[moandifti]

im habib im silly i really want my teacher to die

[BleedingHeart1970]

LOLOLOL man what a great advice sonic!

[ZekranvaGodOfDarknes]

I want to do this to my replacement biology teacher... she is a Fatze(note: I am not calling her fat)

[randomness1039]

then your parents say "Shut the f*** up!" lol

[7ruthie]

@randomness1039 CAPTAIN FALCONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! Not "Shut the f**k up!"

[Th0mics]

Thanks! It worked!

[HyperSonic90001]

wat if i dont want to die DAMNIT!

[shoopdawhoop233]

lol



[AngelofSatire]

606th like. ^^

[MaxriaProductions]

Sonic will now go fuck a police officer xD

[Emergency113]

I wanna try this on my teacher and see if it works...and look like a total moron.

[ytmndman]

20 people got fucked by a police officer

[robertsfunny1995]

I got the 600th like.

[pericu94superguerrer]

20 people never killed a teacher

[NewDisneySucksHard]

XD

[tailsfox45]

Thumbs up if you think people should stop leaving these kinds of comments :)

[obenrob]

in sovjet Russia sez a teacher how to kill sonic

[ShadinGirl1996]

Kids, your teacher sure is boring. He tells no important stuff. But if someone tries to persuade you to kill your teacher, that's good. So whad'ya do? First you face your teacher. Then you say:" WATA SHINUN SHIUEN SHENINZZUUU!" Then you say:: FALCON PAWNCH! Then your parents say: CAPTAIN FALCON! Then your teacher will die. Then ya get outta there! Or a police officer will F**k you

[HyperSonic90001]

@obenrob wat if nobody wants to thumps up this cuz your just whining

[obenrob]

@HyperSonic90001 then you die

[Neoomegasonic]

@HyperSonic90001 YOU MUST DIE!

[rosarylegend1]

if only that worked.....

[obenrob]

18 people got f**k by a police officer

[mymalovenaka]

Sonic is the captian of killing:] AWSOME

[thejohnnycrazy]

and tell not important stuff! xD dfgjdakllolololoLOL ROLF CPTER

[prownzu4life]

oh crap....japaneze captain falcon XD

[pericu94superguerrer]

18 people's punch haven't worked

[MrMalleo83]

I had to go to a hospita lits that funny

[Amienee84]

I can imagine that advice

[shengaochan]

LMAO.

I think IT'S WORKING

[moonlightsonic]

XD this is so hilarious

[sora1233333]

20 Say whut?

[SuperMarioKyle11]

Kids, your teacher, SURE IS BORING. She tells nothing important stuff. But if someone tries to persuade you into killing your teacher, that's good. So what do ya do? First, you FACE your teacher. Then, you say WHAT THE SHUSHINING SHHHHIN ZU! Then, you say I PULL A HANDZ! Then, your parents say SHOT DAY HOT DOG! Then, your teacher WILL DIE.Then, you get outta there!OR ELSE, a police officer, will f*** YOU.

[Errorman0001]

rofl

[jenssnegl1]

then you say shaden shudan hiraj

[125sonicboom]

lol if you pause it at the right time at 0:33 sonic will flick you off

[slipknotmetalchickk]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[10cmsub]

That helped a lot.lol

[ILuvPie728]

EPIC

[VegitoVai90]

Wata shina shinen! SHINENZU!

[JacknoobX]

@VegitoVai90 FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!

[baboyccj100]

@VegitoVai90 falcun punchhshshssh

[baboyccj100]

@VegitoVai90 FALCUN PUNCHSSHSHSHSHSH

[robertsfunny1995]

@VegitoVai90 I think you mean "WATASHI WA SHINEN SHINENZU"

[robertsfunny1995]

@VegitoVai90 Actually it's "Watashi wa shinen‼ SHINENZUUUUU‼"

[jansku300]

@VegitoVai90 In english:

I'm not going to die! YOU DIE!

[SuperKraken123]

Thx, that helped me alot XD. Roflmao!!!

[TabooMasterWatcher]

0:20 LMAOOOO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH

[rufflesthemonkey]

that was good. youtube poop is getting better these days :D

[BIONICLlemoc]

Ausum EPIC RANDOMNESS

[elong8600]

rofl

[YabbaIcing]

Hey,was that Ichigo going BANKAI!?

[DrTheKay]

this is one of the better poops out there

stfu about peopole killing teachers, that only ever happens in america, cuz americans are stupid lol

[dane450]

@DrTheKay YES

[Shadow009909]

LMFAO

[Cerberus091]

hahahahahahashahahah!!!!

[ohaideryall]

LOL!!!

[TheDUDESful]

SONIC IS RIGHT MY TEACHRE IS BORING

[majorchaos5000]

rofl lol lmao

[1337Rayman]

Kids, your teacher sure is boring. Tells nothing important stuff! But if someone tries to persuade you to kill your teacher, that's good. So what'dya do? First you face your teacher. Then you say "ouhdah-shiyouh-shii-ehndo!". Then you say "falcohne... PAUNCH!". Then, your parents say "Captain Falcohne!". Then your teacher will die. Then you get outta there! Or else a police officer will f**k you!

[Netaro1000]

@1337Rayman Actually it's zenzu!!!!!!

[reclamationify]

@Netaro1000 i might be wrong on this but i thought the sub was " watashi shinen shinenzu!"

[KilllerX]

@1337Rayman Thank you for the enlightenment... I did not know what it said.... After all I am NOT deaf... I can fucking here... no need to type out the WHOLE DAMN THING!!!

[1337Rayman]

As far as I'm aware, where I live; The US, is a free country.

[KilllerX]

@1337Rayman As I am aware yes it is... But it's like Having one person tell you a joke... turning around to hear another person telling you the same fucking joke... Not necessary...

[Neoomegasonic]

@KilllerX You can here? Are you able to there as well :U?

[KilllerX]

ok... you were replying to my first one... I wasn't fully paying attention to my typing on that one. But the second one I did... (a couple days later) I spelled it correctly..

[robertsfunny1995]

@1337Rayman Actually it's "WATASHI WA SHINEN SHINENZUUUUUUUUUU‼"

[ozzmaster13]

i'm gonna try this...

[acfreak55]

than u get out of there or else a police officer will (bleep) you LMFAO!

[legocontrollerjr]

0.0 *click* *BANG* suicide respawn in 3 2 1. 0.0 *BANG* suicide respawn in 3 2 1. 0.0 aw fuck it......game over.

[jacobgarvey11]

i tried it just for fun` IT WORKS

[eperger]

well i personly say all teachers are nobbody's or heartless in discise and to silent i didn't read the whole thing i thought you were talking real world XD

[kyuubisharinan3296]

then your teacher WILL DIEEEE!

[pianokid54]

0:08 you can hear the california gurls beginning in the background

[danno461]

thats not possible this was made 2 years ago u idiot!

[l0rd0ct0d0rk]

this is funny

[superluigi35]

0.0

[FashionxxFever]

whats the sound clip from 00:22

"watashi wa shi nenzu"

[randomguy89338]

That last episode of f-zero was epic PERIOD

[superluigi35]

@Daniel: you thought the falcon pwanch was true!!!??? Lol

[NightHawkStudios123]

lol i laugh soo hard!

[Relesy]

Lol! That was great!

[guilhugas]

or ELSE! a police officer will F*** YOU!

oh, and that "will die" sure sounded dramatic xD

[daniel6497]

or else a police cop will f**k you XD

[musebrat]

Epic

Good <-

Not bad

Bad

WTF?

[JoyTheHedgehog1]

i did that to my teacher and he is dead now and the cops r after me! THANKS LOT! =(

[littlelamp123]

this how to kill a teacher step one you say die. step two grab a gun or use falcon punch.Step 4 use it fast or you die :(

[Kurjak93]

Pause at 0:06

[LithiumTheWolf9998]

XD love it

[xsasuke10x]

Best Sonic sez ever!

everyone agrees?

[TheOrochimaru27]

Lol or else a police will fuc u

[kiloman3]

Perfect

[jackxc2]

I like how he says persuade hehe

[beekerbob123]

THEN YOU GET OUT OF THERE OR ELSE A PLECE OFFECER WILL F**K YOU!

[paulo06081993]

epic win

XD

[wass9009]

hahahahahah XD

[SyCo888]

Sonics a liar, I tried this when my teacher gave me a test, and I got sent to internal suspension, thats NO GOOD!!!

[xxReaverXXCerberusxx]

Whoa!!! Sonic's a BAAAAAAAAAD MAN...

[u78550]

wow this video is more or less 2 years old and it still makes me laugh *plans to go kill a teacher* lol

[Kevin111ist]

Finally Sonic did something good for once.

[SilentJ43]

Hey, you shouldn't joke about serious stuff like this. A teacher at my school got killed last year due to some psycho kid falcon-punching her. Luckily, the cops got there and ****ed him before he could do anything else.

[daniel6497]

@SilentJ43 can you please stop taking a joke too serious?! he was phyco f**ed but a normal guy will not doing that ok?! so stop ruining the fun an SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!

[SilentJ43]

@daniel6497 I wasn't being serious at all, that comment was a joke... 0_o

didn't the 14 thumbs give you some sort of clue?

[daniel6497]

@SilentJ43 oh sorry, but that coment looked too true, sorry

[randomguy89338]

@SilentJ43 actually it became 13 but i thumbed it up to restore....eh.umm..it's/your glory?

[danno461]

@SilentJ43 you freakin liar dont joke about sarcasm bitch