Man murdered on the doorstep trying to offload dodgy viagra

[TNAforever2011]

Doggy viagra??

[SpeedDemon2468]

Croikey

[MrOpensaysme123]

the dead guy said no?!?

[satinsguard]

So that's where the gingerbread man went.

[DaveGoodeNC]

You sad sad man, murdered by a cookie, lol!

[TheMagicman771]

Yeah I hope you dont get murdered, but you always do!!! Cool Video.

[WolffmanJenkins]

nnnnnnnooo.

[CoolStoryBroize]

Wait a minute, who was there to say "No!" after that innocent man got murdered?

[Aerochalklate]

@CoolStoryBroize ted

[henkdevries111]

crikey xD

[DannyEastes]

FAAAKE the doorknocker is too high up

[UndertakerDigger19]

Nooo

[MissSunnyBear]

dead ringer? :o

[treeable1]

I want to see the bakery man movie already!!!

[RKOFAN24]

JESUS!

[BlueFroyshi]

GINGER BREAD MAN LOL!!!!

[JuanXoDawn]

YISUS!



[MrRosstifarian]

Thats one of the best things ive heard said. "I hope im not murdered by whoever answers this door"

[BittiesLoveMe]

NOOOO

[Whitewolfstlkr]

LOL

[Loltrolololu]

Noooeh. Damnit.

[Doggfair]

The final "NOOEH" just gets me... every.bloody.time.

[Hippiegeekful]

Man murdered on the doorstep trying to offload dodgy viagra

[98gitara]

wtf

[DarkSumio]

Haha i love your "Nnnnnnaah."

[Deadzombable]

teds chatchprase hppneh

[BalleProductions]

Nooo..

[JacobTheAwesomest]

did he just use the mail flap to ring the door

[ieuan4real]

I'm pretty show the opening line of 'I the person who opens this door doesn't murder me' is what Jehovah Witnesses always think when they knock on doors.

[GuyRodger]

@ieuan4real Your grammar is awful.

[iaresheepy]

@ieuan4real "I the person" You're retarded r0fL

[7headed1]

special effects in this vid put FreddieW in the dust

[blad3nicky]

GINGER BREAD MAN WTF!!!

[BuildersBlockStudios]

The return of the Bakery Biscuit Man!

[xSpiderFromMarsx]

Ooooh the special effects are getting really good. Up there with James Cameron :0

[LinnieCorpsicle]

what.

[Adilrade]

GEEZUS :O

[AerogaSpammer]

I'm blown away by these special effects

[Technos72]

gingy thought you were Lord Farquad

[SeaBassTN]

JESUS!!!



[iTzWacKx8]

Wait......how do you film yourself while dead??

[Drew6187]

The only reason i said my reaction was ouce was because that looked painful. :D

[jdogtalks]

this reminds me...... where is part 2 of bakery biscut massacor

[ReecetyProductions]

FAKE! Clearly gingerbread men died out years ago!

[ohjawillkommen]

@ReecetyProductions Nope. They were on the brink for a while there, but they ate their competition (yetis), so they're pretty numerous in Siberia. They're also an invasive species. Just look behind you.

[DreamCatcherStar891]

How is it you could video tape yourself drop dead?

[GINNERMAN123]

Je suis liking le video monsieur.

[njord19]

I think after this im going to start saying crikey a whole lot more.

[HunTer3600]

Hollywood may follow Ted's example... these special effects are damn awesome!

[DazHype]

lmfao @ tryin 2 offload dodgy viagra to a murderous gingerbread man!

[Seracinfinity]

Probably my favourite one. 

[BVargas78]

Is that Lord of the Rings ranger sword?

[nelflow1222]

lol i love the way he says "noo" on all the videos hahaha makes me shit my pants every time.

[TasteForDisaster]

wow, this guy still makes vids...?

[ChristopherDone]

@TasteForDisaster Was thinking the exact same thing. This sky's still making the “… no!” vids. And somehow I still enjoy them.

[TasteForDisaster]

@ChristopherDone you enjoy these piece of shit videos? please don't waste my time, I don't want to come back here just to comment anymore.

[ChristopherDone]

@TasteForDisaster LOLOL I ARE GOING TO RESPOND TO U FOR TROLLING TREATS

[schzarhzoidz]

LOL ima do that to everyone who knocks on my fucking door :)

[cookiemonster1399]

"I hope Im not murdered by whoever opens this door"

WHO FUCKING SAYS THAT!

[FallenRaee]

@cookiemonster1399 *Facepalm*

[tekkenforever82]

YOU JUST FUCKING RUIN THE INTERNETS >:(

[Goddessofaurora2108]

lol your very camp sounding 'Nooohh' NEVER gets old!

[az093022]

who said only cats have 9 lives infact joe has 9 thousand lives

[WhoTouchedSasha]

@az093022 You mean after 9000 tedcrusty vids he will die?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[az093022]

@WhoTouchedSasha lol

[magikkar2nd]

@az093022 Its over 9000!

[maskeddude1997]

@az093022 to be exact he has 254 lives, and counting xD

[Burberrycap13isback]

@maskeddude1997 nope he hasnt not all videos are about joe dieing for example owls and towels video game

[MrSammydude123]

@az093022 actually about 254 lol

[BuddhaModzz]

@az093022 Joe, is not a cat.

[TheOnlyGamingGamer]

So who was holding the camera?

[motormouth1000101]

Maybe the Viagra was for making the gingerbread man look hard, you need to make him look harder, you can't have a soft ginger bread man in the production , solid special effects is needed.

[motormouth1000101]

Ted Crusty's special effects will still make Avatar2 look dated when it's released no one can out do the Tedcrusty effect.

[SpencerKurten]

how did he say no if he was dead?

[deepskanker]

I have never come across a youtube channel so very famous for being shit!

[zammation]

Silly Ted, the gingerbread man doesn't need viagra.

He just needs flour and yeast.

[aomeara193]

@zammation 1 of the most intelligent comments ever to be put on you tube

[PikachuGoth1]

JEHHZUZ! NOOOH!

[TheFrednutts]

Someone's been reading Jasper Fforde...

[joeby13]

those editing effects, that of a pro

[PunchMcFacestation]

Dude, there's real blood in this video! Where's the warning?! I got queezy and passed out!

[brilleklaus]

ALOL

(Actually Laughing out Loud)

[s654voe13]

i love you

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

The new ones are still as funny as the old ones!

[surferfelix]

this happens to me daily

[herrmitt1414]

i wont go to random ppls houses anymore...never knew! Joe u did not die in vain!!

[motormouth1000101]

More crikey's please.

[motormouth1000101]

This dialogue should be in he next Scream film or in a random slash horror.

[jhchouston]

@motormouth1000101 HaHaHaHa! I agree, His voice is really scary.

[motormouth1000101]

JESUS!!! Ulllgh..G. aw crikey. 

[MLGHaloKid]

This is what happens when you do catch the ginger bread man...

[motormouth1000101]

fake the glass on the doors clearly don't exist they're holograms

[aurorasoev]

i thought joe died when he fell out of a rollercoaster

[Zak7565]

OMG he actually used effects!

[am0175]

Now I have to look all the way back to find what Xmaggot93X said....

[chriskeen84]

Lmao!

Awesome.

Jeehhzuzz, oh crikey nnnnhhhooo.

Love it!

[789reishram]

FAKE everyone knows that grass isn't real....

[mountaingoat47]

FAKE

21 is not a real number

[sukablianah2]

Wow new special effects!

[candyshit101]

I would be afraid to live in your house, where you are killed by everything :(

[motormouth1000101]

Hows Joe getting with the spit roast?

[qtpie4ev759]

This is an every day activity, obviously. "I hope I'm not murdered by whomever answers this door..."

[hazardous1990]

JESUS!

[motormouth1000101]

Is this part two of the bakery biscuit man or the ending?

[motormouth1000101]

fake that was clearly not a gingerbread suit it's a gingerbread man on the run.

[motormouth1000101]

flagging it for having a fake door.

[bernhardtsen74]

"Dodgy Viagra"!

Will your penis drop even more down?

[Extramrdo]

Boom Nooo

[Amarox3000]

His spirit was looking down on his dead body and whispered 'No....'

[iArePJ]

"I hope I'm not murdered by whoever answers this door" LOL that line needs to be in more horror films!

[DreamCatcherStar891]

Lol, that psycho gingerbread man. I wonder where he even got that sword

[AideeJennifer]

No.....

[TheHeyfishy]

Definitely fake! The body lost the sword when it fell!

[Camachocake]

Jesus!

[OpenedCanOfWhoopAss]

Wow, that gingerbread really gave it to him hard.

[VerginixAbbyAirsoft]

I post all you videos on my Facebook wall and people get mad. You videos rule! \m/

[DisgruntledBastard01]

you are definately upping your game now son

[StarGaar4443]

Very nice.

[Stobart66]

Loving the blood pouring from the dodgy Viagra man ;)

[motormouth1000101]

Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs

because they only get hard when they have got 10 mates behind them.

[motormouth1000101]

Joe hows the bonfire going.

[motormouth1000101]

Now this is cutting edge fx

[motormouth1000101]

OH CRIKEY

[bumforaface]

awwwh crikey XD

[fuckingbot]

Naah.

[GigaBoost]

I love the sound of that knocker thing.

[QuadSuit]

No! XD

[AnimatorDavid]

10 people need to take viagra and/or were killed while opening a door.

[toddster87]

"I hope I dont get murdered my whoever answers the door"

As if that would ever happen in a Ted Crusty vid.

[jaidenboy]

do one when he does the splits

[ZoXona]

JEEZUUUS!

[MaisieIsAwesome]

Oh crickey!!

[TheBoysStuff]

You should make a movie. And it should be 1:47:14 long. It should be the beginning of an accident, then a maaaaasive gap (innit bruv) and then leave the effects to our imagination and then a final nnooooo at 1:47:10 (but leave the latter figure to yourself, because you can go all out on the most pristine nnooooo ever.)

[Mcburgerdennyfatkid]

i find myself asking the same question whenever i walk to somebodys house

[goku6796]

lol

[TheXFaith]

WTF toysoldiiier?

[freemode123]

lol wtf toy



[DERRO4LIFE]

win

[weisdtc707]

TOY!!!

[wetwipey]

Cleary fake that door is not real!

[TheNachoFace]

fuck, they upped the budget on this one! special effects and everything!

[EmoTheElephant]

TedCrusty, I officially love you.

[Oooch]

The door was obviously fake

[samhomeproductions]

LOL

[pointblizzy]

AHAHAHAHA! Why is it funnier every time I watch it again!?!?!

[HeapsGoodProductions]

Are you kidding me? The comments are the best part (besides the video of course!)

[treeable1]

i like how in Tedcrusty's old clips it got like 90% dislikes but now its like 95% likes

[pointblizzy]

@treeable1 I was just thinking the same thing..That shows how it takes a while for people to appreciate good humor!

[Eli7612]

Special Effects are so advanced nowadays, and this just tops it.

[PS3GAMER24100]

307 views but 331 likes and 5 dislikes

[RobRobertTheMusicMan]

Joe got the point.

[TheSmashDoctor]

THIS IS SO FAKE THAT GINGER-BREADMAN WAS CLEARLY CGI XD

[OmegaQuave]

Could it be, TedCrusty is a larper?

[Purlypk]

Dang, Your visual effects are getting better every video! Keep up the good work!

[medfordORlightning]

Clearly its fake because his ghost was holding the camera, we all know ghosts can't develop these skills until after weeks of practice. Go watch the movie "Ghost" you will know what I'm talking about!

[RedAsylum322]

I think this would be a great death scene in one of those old dungeon crawler type games, you open up a door, get stabbed, and you see your corpse fall to the ground while TedCrusty goes NO

[Xmaggot93X]

Ted, you know what you ought to do? You ought to make one of your videos 3D. You know, viewable with 3D glasses.

And make the 3D effects really fucking bad, so it looks like the background is popping out of the screen and the foreground is 2D.

Just a thought.

[TedCrusty]

@Xmaggot93X Hahaha oh god this made me laugh. I'll see how much a 3D camera is...

[xIIiExiiGev]

@TedCrusty theres ways to do it with two normal cameras, householdhackers have a vid on it

[eaglewings8]

@TedCrusty

you could do it with red and blue overlays without paying for a stupidly expensive 3d cam!

[MuF123]

@TedCrusty ad the 3D - you probably don't even need a 3D camera, I've seen "fake 3D" from 2D video modified by a grayscale "depth map"... Or some other technique.

[moviemaster1997]

@TedCrusty i have one that cost me 250 US dollars.

[rofljelly135]

@TedCrusty You COULD always use the YouTube 3D converting thingy to have the screen halved up and screwy so we can wear those weird red and greenish-blue glasses.