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  • What the fuck is this? It's like Zero Punctuation except worse.

  • whoops wrong video. 

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  • ps3 only has 2 worth game?? AHEM shall i remind you of uncharted 2,resistance.killzone ratchet and clank,infamous,god of war,gran turismo 5 heavy rain and lots more while 360 has Halo,gears of war,forza and like 7 other kick ass games i'm no fanboy but that ignorant stuff just pisses me off

  • @CoolVids19 You might not be a fanboy but you are moron. This video was posted on 27th of march 2008. Before any of those games came out.

  • pc, problem. console faggots?

  • @jethrotazE06

    Yes, I have a problem. That post was barely English.

    Also, obvious troll is obvious.

  • All consoles are good! Not perfect, because they all have flaws! So just end this stupid war, because quite honestly, who the hell cares anymore? Nobody that's who!

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  • Wii = Idiots

  • I AGREE

    These are the typical people in the war

    Xbox-Whinebags

    PS3-Wannabes

    Wii-Nerds

    PC-No-brains

    So STOP THE WAR THERE ALL GOOD!

  • your basic console war idiots:

    xbox - douches

    ps3 - just plain idiots who think they're as gangster or some shit

    wii - a quiet person who think they're smarter then everyoen

    pc - whiny scrotum suckers.

  • personly i think every one should shut the fuck up and get both thats the way tho go if every one keeps crying like a little bitch about o ps3 is better no xbox no shut the fuck up and get both you fags

  • wii and nintendo started the video game without it there would be no ps3 or xbox but ps3 rules

  • @helper6093

    I bet you're like 5 years old, if you knew ANYTHING, then you'd know that Magnavox had the worlds first home video game console, not Nintendo.

    Get the fuck out.

  • in my opinion i believe that both ps3 and xbox 360 are good systems in different ways.

  • my ps3 YLoD and my x box RLoD, luckely for me it was just beng a asshole

  • why can't people love both the PS3 and Xbox 360 (even though I don't like the xbox) and use the leftover wii's for hobo's that need fires, toilets, and maybe food! XD

  • @cmbdragon666 lol ur the opposite of me! i own an xbox... though i do play ps3 at my buddies hous :P

  • @RunnerAlien222 wellllllllllll, I own the PS3, personally think it's awesome, and I play the xbox sometimes, but I just can't get the feel of the controler. It's to big in my hands, even though I have like, rat hands that are huge. I don't understand why people can't just stop fighting over the stupid console wars and start worrying about something like BP or how we're going to get ourselves out of the shit hole gorge bush dug us in..... >=/

  • @cmbdragon666 you sir... deserve a thumbs up

  • @RunnerAlien222 why spank you, spank you very much. ^_^

  • One of the reasons why most of the wii games aren't that great is that most gaming companies, which is probably about 99% of the gaming campanies, don't know how to make a good wii game

  • ill be honest the only thing i don't like about the ps3 is the controller and also some of the xbox exclusives

  • I think the console war thing is stupid. Which ever system you get depends on what youre looking for.

  • I play Wii for hours i think its the most fun but thats my opinion i respect yours too Xbox does have the best online but wii online is just fine PS3 does everything but hold 3 decent console name games metal gear would be the only game i would play

  • I loved your Gorge Bush parody, very funny seriously.

  • hahaahaha the WII bit, fucking epic mate i'll agree with everything you said on this

    (i play xbox)

    one thing you forgot to mention tho...PS3 Control GTFO peices of shit!

  • i gotta comment on the part that you said that the 360 has awesome exclusives 98% of the games you showed can be found cheaper and better on the PC or are basically the same game on the PS3,plus the 360 doesn't have just 1 problem it has tons,the power brick,disc read errors,disc scratching,i can go on forever plus you were just praising the 360 and bashing on the other consoles,which makes you look like a 360 fanboy

  • @RaycxellTorres that's exactly what i was thinking

  • ps3 is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • holy christ on a cracker will all you babbling idiots shut the hell up?! who th fuck cares, its all dependent on what u like, when you pick it SHUT THE FUCK UP! i own a 360 but i have a friend who has a ps3 and i play both about equally, the wii is good for working out and i still run games on my pc so STFU you warring asshats.

  • ps3 is way better than all, 360 sucks its for halo fan fags and girls ps3 has mgs4 the best game, oh wait mgs4 is THE best THING ever made besides the ps3, mgs4 is better than the best song, movie, book or tv show ever!

  • @ShaneFitzyGaming

    you just came here to post that comment there's a word for people like you on the internet what is it? oh yeah... TROLL!

  • for fuck sake hornidope where does it say personal computer and console war on the title of this video . secondly out of the two CONSOLES the xbox was exclusive for bioshock ............. eh stop typeing in anger i see you

  • i just lol at all these fanboys raging about their shitty an limited capability consoles as i rock pretty much ALL these games at max settings an smoother the a babies ass FPS on my PC which shall ALWAYS be better then consoles

  • I go for both sides. Theyre both good no question.

  • I go for both sides. Theyre both good no question.

  • what about no more heros? thats good

  • Alhorian, I know you've made your point about the console war, but what are your views on PC gaming?

  • lOl " omg, omg.... how much is a Brazilian/brazillion

  • retarded british dude!!!! (thumbs up plz)

  • I love how he says one of the reasons to own a PS3 is Haze

  • what?...oh yeh, and then there's the wii XD

  • way to copy zero punctuation

  • to be honest im fucking SICK of the console wars no matter how many facts about the consoles you throw at one and another at the end of the day theyll still like the console they were defending so dont bother.

  • ps3 owns pc xbox and wii EASY

  • @thisisgoodvid YOUR A FUCKING TOSSER... i doubt he made this video for someone to say that shit guess what PS3 WANK XBOX 360 WANK WII WANK they all suck dick compared to a PC if you can afford a good one now SHUT YA FUCKING MOUTH SNES kicks your ass and your mums

  • ur mom is drunk and gay and so r u

  • Graphically, nothing beats PC.

    Online? Nothing beats the versatility and freedom of the online PC community.

    Blu-ray? PC has that as well and can stream to TVs so that isn't really an arguement.

    Gameplay? That comes down to opinion, and hence neither side wins that category.

    Don't get me wrong, I have both the PC and PS3. I've got the Wii and the Xbox too. =P

  • FUCK! BILL GATES!

  • WAHHHH HUUUUH YEEEAH

  • I bought a ps3.

    Do i suck?

  • This is one of the main reasons I hate so much of gaming media: You act like PC gaming doesn't exist.

  • Title - The Ranting Monkey: The CONSOLE War

    Now I've told you before, shh

  • Just my point: you completely ignore PC gaming because anything because anything beyond mashing buttons and pointing fumblesticks at enemies without AI. But not to many buttons, otherwise it's complicated. That's why you don't find keyboards comfortable for gaming.

    Bioshock has still never been an XBOX exclusive by any means. Just because your first FPS was Goldeneye and your first online gaming experience was on XBOX Live doesn't change that.

  • Point the 1. I never at any point say Bioshock was an Xbox exclusive, i just illustrate that it's on the 360 whilst not the Playstation.

    Point 2. The rant's about the war between the two consoles, and has nothing to with PC gaming. It's how they each stack up against each other, not how they stack up as vessels of gaming.

    Point 3. My first FPS was Doom on my school PC while I was meant to be completing a Business Studies course.

    Point 4. My first online experience was WOW and

    Point 5. Shh

  • "not only do they have some truly awesome exclusives" is said while showing a bioshock picture at 1:18

    your first online experience was WOW? seriously? you where only like what, over a decade late :\

  • Again you fail to listen, when comparing the 2 consoles, Bioshock was out on the 360 and not the PS3.

    I'm fine with being late to the party, I was just letting you know Xbox Live wasn't my first as you had previously stated.

    For the final time, shh

  • You denied claiming it to be a exclusive just two comments ago idiot. Just admit that you where wrong and that you're a console scrub.

  • Still not listening.

    I tire of this conversation, please continue on without me

  • You're not tired of it, you just chickened out when you realized you lost through contradicting yourself. You're a grade A idiot, congrats.

  • Are you serious?

    You're going to argue with him when you're wrong? It's called CONSOLE war for a reason, and the PC is not a console.Therefore, it wasn't mentioned.

    And who gives a fuck if he has Bioshock in the list of 360 exclusives? It was out on the 360 before the PS3 and I would assume that this video was made before it came to the PS3.

    GTFO >_>

  • again with the bioshock thing. my comment had nothing to do with the ps3 version.

  • What do you mean? From what I've read, you started the whole "Bioshock" thing.

    Please clarify so I don't assume any further.

  • My point was that bioshock has never been a 360 exclusive since it was released on the PC at the exact same time. Fucking idiot.

  • Lol. My point is, is that this is a CONSOLE video, so right now, nobody gives a shit about the PC.

    Go away with your pointless whining.

  • ummmmm

  • @Hornilope its kinda hard to say its exclusive to microsoft hornilope but yeah... not exclusive to the console

  • @Hornilope shut up pc gaming isn't fucking console gaming because its a pc not a console, besides there are better things to do on a computer than games... like... you get it...

  • @SomeOnlineGamer you suck at life. an online gamer that doesnt play on pc? rofl

  • @Hornilope i'm online now and i'm a gamer, i play flash games not system games. quit trollin

  • bioshock has never been a 360 exclusive you dolt.

  • Bioshock release date Xbox 360 August 21st, Bioshock release date PS3 October 17th 2008.

    Now shh!

  • It was released on the PC at the exact same time as the 360. Dolt.

  • Microsoft PC's you mean

    Now Shh

  • WHY ISN'T LOADING!?

  • LOL THAT SONG

    PS3's are kinda sucky.

  • And Ked Viper I almost forgot have you ever heard of the playstationeye?

  • Oh Project Natal you mean that Eyetoy copy.

  • if you are going that way I also like to point out that the "WII controler" is just a DC fishing controler copy

  • I ain't a nintendo fanboy

  • what I meant was that they are starting to ripp-off stuff allot older

  • Ok then

  • Future reference, Project Natal. The XBOX won't even use any sort of controller, while the PS3 (coming in last with theirs) WILL still only use a controller along side eye-toy, but it will have a colorful light on it.

  • lol love the essex slag simile

  • erm, i hit reply, it should be in order. ummm read my comments bottom to top. sorry for quad post, but blame youtubes character limit, and blip tv has none, if it does, it had the copypasta comments, and them some, that wasnt my whole rant.

    also want to say that, I love your vids, i just dont know how you dont see that microsoft does pull off a bunch of bullshit, unless im real unlucky in my microsoft products i buy.

  • BULL SHIT one problem. sure it red rings. and thats the problem you pointed out. hang on let my copy/paste an earlier post i made in a different xbox vid. (which was against xbox in the first place, i just helped him.)

    i will put the comment/ copypasta in a comment replied to my own, which is a text wall.

    as for the vid i replied on. go to blip tv (beta) and sear "blametruth dominates" click on his account name, and watch his episode archive.

    its his technology/360 problems rant.

  • "ive got an elite, nothing has happened yet about red ring or errors or anything, but i do agree to microsoft being absolute sucky.

    the problems i like to complain about is i get kicked out of parties at least 3 time daily. the loader for the dashboard. THE DASHBOARD. i shouldnt have to load the my games section on my xbox, as as far as im concerned, I consider the dashboard part of the console, meaning that as soon as my xbox boots, i expect everything to be there. and my old mic. .....

  • I use the standard mic, the one microsoft packages, so youd think itd be fine, but no. it emits a horrible static sound which the only way ive found to be able to nulify was to enter a party, then switch my thing to game chat. and once i fix the static souind, the xbox would echo like a bitch, people tell me to turn down my mic, and the point of it not echoing is so quiet i cant hear anybody anyways.

  • While a number of the 360 games you listed are in fact on PS3 as well, (which I find fault with, but whatever) you entirely summed up the Wii experience: it is gimmick incarnate, fun for astounishingly brief amounts of time, and then nothing. I'd rather just have a Gamecube for much less.

  • Exactly a year since this vid was put on

  • the wii isnt even i nthe battle they decided  to be more family friendly and casual gamer friendly since the gamecube lost last war they have nothing to do with teh ossim 360 or the queer ps3

  • LOL fanboy much?

    Sure the wii is family friendly but its wining the war with sales and its downloads are better than the other two.... plus it still has adult games.

  • oh i know but they arent trying to be in competition with the other 2 sure they are wining and no im not a fanboy i bought a wii before anything else ive been eaiting since the first design called revolution

  • Sorry I am just sick of people saying OMG 360 IS DA BEST EVAR!!!!"!213

    But yeah it aint trying to but frankly look at the sales

    Its winning... somehow...

    But I really like the wii and 360 the bad console of this "war" is the ps3 since its total bullcrap

  • yea we think exactly alike thats hwy i stood oujt in the cold on my fucking birthday to get my wii finally and it turns out it was the only store open atm in a 1000 mile radius and mario kart wii just got released that second so i was the first one to get that too so i was one of the first to play and the very first on youtube to make a gameplay video. i took it down cus of hating nerds and i got a 360 too the only 2 good consoles in this "war"

  • Agreed I just wish people would learn that the PS3 has nothing going for it. I mean ALL of its games are

    1. Something 360 has

    2. A crappy FPS that I dont care about.

    And most people bitch about Wii but it has lods of good games people just ingore that fact

    Plus 360 has way better online downloads and so does Wii

  • true true but i dont have a router and cant og online with my wii so i need to find a lan adapter.

    but all games these days are overpriced fucking 2 games is more than a hundred dollars... buy 4 games and its worth the whole system i dont buy much games for 360 or wii because i cant afford them. thats why used games and shit is awsome but i cant find wii or 360 only fucking older gen games which are nice but i really wanna wii game with a stroy im tired of racing or olympics n minigames

  • and mini games. i havent got around to buying a game with a story and im tired of gow2 and l4d on 360 lol also for my birthday i can either get 2 games or a headset for my comp. and not 2 60$ games my friend is selling cod4 and codwaw both for 20$ but he has them ith no scratches anyway but i think he sold them and fuck

  • True about mini games.

    Some of the Wii adventure games are pretty kick ass. And the Wiiware downloadable stuff like world of goo are freakin awesome.

    If you get just one of the Cod games get 4 its awesome. And a good story to it.

  • i planned on getting cod waw cus its cheaper and wiimotes r awsome! but then i found out it doesnt have nazi zombies...and i cant get enough of achievements on 360 i neeeeed achievements and a lan adapter so i jsut didnt buy it at all

  • Yeah waw is very good also and Wiimotes are awesome for these kinds of games.

    COD4 is a bit better as a game tho still both good.

    Then again more good Wiigames for a collection is always a good thing. sadly lods of the good games no one buys or are just overlooked because there on Wii

  • idid kno was for wii wii is 40$ games i think right? others are 60 i would totally mass buy wii games instead of others but i want achievementssssssss

  • Wii games are normally dont cost as much. But I say get like a 360 game thats gone down it price a little and get a wii game.

  • cant i only get 20$ in total

  • the problem with WII games is that 99.9% off them are shitty budget titles (movie based games or batbies pony adventure etc.I am NOT saying that ALL WII games suck ) whilst PS3 and 360 games are more expensive they are more quality games (FF14 MGS Halo 3 The Orange Box Dead Rising etc.I am NOT saying that ALL PS3/360 games are the best ever )

  • Resistance, MGS4, Ratchet and Clank, GT5P, LBP, Warhawk, KZ2 and Uncharted, To name a few. Live's Arcade is shit (only CC, Braid and N+ are good) where as PS3 has great downloadable games (SSHD, Last guy, Fl0w, Fl0wer, Noby Noby Boy, Pixeljunk Eden, Pixeljunk Monsters,Pixeljunk Racers, Age of booty, Quest 4 booty etc etc etc

    Argue with those.

  • Look at when this video was first published. How many of those games were out then?

    Moron

    More than that, if you're the kind of guy that likes flower then I'd appreciate it if you disagreed with everything I say.

  • I replied to a guy who commented recently that the PS3 has nothing going for it. My comment wasn't about your video.

    Also, excuse me if I can enjoy a game that doesn't have guns in it.

  • Not my fault if youtubes reply system works like shit.

  • Since when did Oblivion have guns in it?

  • Who said oblivion had guns in it? you moron

  • All PS3 and 360 have are identikit murder simulators. The PS3 ones are crap and the 360 ones work better on PC. The Wii has so many great games and SOME people arent playing them. The Wii isn't the problem. It's your ignorance.

  • I bought a 360 for the kids..........while I still use the original XBOX

  • lol this is funny to wach everyone moaning at each other who needs a move when the videos and comments r all i need lol

  • this video must be quite old but bioshock (and what an immense game it is) is now out on the ps3. looks like theyre finally realising they need more games lol. i like both xbox and ps3, id have both if i could afford but i cant so because i had a ps2 i got a ps3. HOWEVER, the wii... it was good as an idea, but thats about it.

  • What I don't like is that the once legendary platformer game genre is slowly dieing by the FPS and RTS war machine. Only a few platfromers remain (eg: Ratchet and Clank) Plus I really don't want to wait for Nintendo's Next Console (NNC) to play the next Super Mario game.

  • nice lol

  • the irony is as much as this guy slates fanboyism he cant help but be a 360 fanboy.

  • No he just thinks the 360's better. I'm not a fanboy, I have a 360 but i want the ps3 only for mgs4 (which i've heard is the only good ps3 game from ps3 owners) which wont happen because im not spending that much on 1 game.

    Xbox-more games, good graphics, great online, overall good

    ps3- not so many games, good graphics-basically the same as the 360 only sharper, mediocre online, overall good.

  • Actually he's avoided other regards with 360 like games filled with glitches (fable 2), lack of variation in titles (majority of best games being shooters). The ps3 has a better online than commented and the wii ahs a better game line than mentioned.

  • The Wii has a better game line? Give me a break.

  • I apologise that you are that ignorant.

  • I'm not ignorant. Just stating the truth.

  • no not really. You really couldnt be further from the truth.

  • no sorry. I'm stating the truth. You are too blind to see it.

  • says the person making the fanboy comment.  Oh the irony.

  • Sorry, but I own a Wii, and the game line is pure shit.

  • purely subjective. I enjoy the games on it and know many who enjoy games on it.

  • True. But if you compare the current quality of games with the games in the past. Games on the Wii suck pretty much then. I don't think a lot of people would like all those sport games.

  • with games in the past? The ps2 was arguably worse for bad games.  Why does the number of bad games matter when there's a list of good games? If you mean quality as in the best games on wii dont match to say best games on N64, hate to say it but the exact same thing can be said for 360 and ps3.

  • I mean Nintendo games in the past. SNES era for instance or N64.

  • well a lot of people consider galaxy to be the best mario game and metroid prime corruption the best metroid game so that's somewhar mute. But really this is happening on all consoles, several people hate GTA4's direction, Halo 3's single player and fable 2 being broken. Happens on them all.

  • Sorry, but fact is, Wii really stands out on this quality loss. Ask any real gamer who has followed the line of games on all consoles. I respect your opinion, but really, Nintendo has gone down in quality much, only casual gamers profit from this.

  • once again in a subjective field such as quality there are no facts. There are many real gamers who would disagree with you, I myself have been gaming for years and I am a programmer yet I prefer the wii. Also not only casual games profit, suprisingly the majority of "core" wii games have sold well. Suda51s best selling game is wii game no more heroes. Brawl sold 8 million etc.

  • -.-. Stop talking about subjective field already. It is a fact. Currently Nintendo games (for exception of Brawl for instance) are targeted on casual gamers. You can't deny that.

  • Actually I can, how was prime 3 targetted at casual? How is disaster aimed at casual? How is the upcmoning sin and punishment 2 aimed at casuals? How is wario land casual? How is fire emblem casual? How is battalion wars casual?

    Nintendo is made up of several studios, only one of them makes the animal crossing and "Wii" games.

  • Look, if you were a "real gamer", you would be defending the Wii, knowing it's potential, and examples of it. Only true gamers will get past the major flaws, and look at the major benefits of the system. Online is a lot of fun, but if you were a real gamer, you probably started out with a little game where its just you and the walking fungi you must jump on. The thing is, real gamers defend what they know is good, and Wii= VERY GOOD.

  • why are you replying to me, I havent said anything negative about the wii

  • Sorry, I was adding on to what u were saying. Didnt direct it toward you.

  • Lets name a few!

    Mario Galaxy, Zelda, Battalion Wars, Super Smash Bros, Medal of Honor: Heroes 2, No More Hero's, House of the Dead: Overkill, Deadly Creatures, Tenchu,Metroid, World of Goo, Lost Winds, Boom Blox, Castlevania, Zack & Wiki, Trauma Center, Sonic, Wario, de Blob, Resident Evil 4, Super Paper Mario, Umbrella Chronicles, God Father, Scarface, Excite Truck, Elebits

    It goes one, but im out of space.

  • They are fun for a while, but they bore very fast. Unless you are 8 yrs old.

  • Oh, sure, the rated "M" games are for 8 year olds. And they only take about 20+ hours to completely beat. No, no, ur right. Ur smart too. Ill tell you im sarcastic too if you can't notice that either.

  • shut up the wii sucks and i grew up on nintendo so fuck off saying th wii is good i can understand arguing over ps3 and 360 because they both have strenghts and weaknesses in a next gen sense but the wii is joke and not for gamers your mum and your girlfriend are not supposed to want to play games just like you are not supposed to want to go shoe shopping so take the wii and shove it up your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Defend it as much as you like, the wii is shit compared to the xbox 360 and ps3

    and the commodore 64

  • i wasn't defending the wii moron

  • I didn't mean to send the message to you, sorry.

  • Looked at the sales lately?

  • so, so wrong, COD4, COD5, R2 ect

  • what are you refering to?

  • nm lol

  • bear in mind ps3 has more exclusives but meh

  • do u like bioshock

  • so true about the wii - i traded in a 360 for a wii - didn't have to pay the rp on it - after 3 months i tried to trade the wii in for another 360... had to pay full price :(

  • opening song name please

  • "what is it good for"

  • Wii games catalogue = shit. Oh how I agree. Bloody crapware games.

  • lol "how much is a brazzilian?!"

  • lol tht was so funny

  • Alhorian makes good points even though i was hopein that the wii would be alot better but well thats besides the point i wanna see a him do new look on this console cat with sum of the new games coming out ps3 dosent look as shitty as b4 but is it better then the 360

  • LMFAO, amazing fuck wii.

  • The Wii is for kids except for SSBB, The Legend of Zelda TP, and the virtual console.

  • and Okami, and Metroid Prime 3, and Galaxy (old school platforming) and the upcoming Conduit and Madworld. (responding)and, well, some more

  • You mention Two Worlds in each video

  • fuck PS3

  • You kind of excluded Uncharted and WarHawk.

    And Haze is whack game.

  • i like all three of my systems equally(except for my wii whic im only keeping hold of for a select few games. but in my opinoion the 360 and ps3 are pretty mcuh even in every aspect...ok except for online play

  • "losing men by the truckload"

    How could I have made such a mistake?

  • another great one man exactly wht i believe no matter wht if you have at least two of these system oyu win no matter wht

  • Love the reviews, first of all. Also, I also find myself deeply appreciating your opinions on gaming. That being said, stay the hell of political topics IE the war in Iraq. Or at least learn a couple of fact first. If you truly find the idea of a "berzillion" US troops dead funny, then fuck yourself you soft, pink British cunt.