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  • i got pulled over by a old cop and sad wears your helmt and srated yelling nex time i see u ur getting a ticket and other cops see me they dont care

  • every one gos to hevan

  • i was thinking of a the simpsons episode

  • wow....cops r so Fd up....(most of them)....I WOULD make a law of....ummm... lemon aid can be sold evywere even ...at sea world.. WHAT whales like lemony drinks too!

  • Hey guys anyone know what vid FLuffee cuts his chair

  • legalize weed..duh.

  • My law: food is boss nuff said

  • my law: we can drink alcohol,smoke weed en sigarettes and have sex at school.. that would be nice ;p

  • This guy's awesome. Please don't ever stop making videos and telling it like it is!

  • pause it at 1:17 funny face

  • /watch?v=Ed8O7b0TmF4

  • in read this in class and the lil gril ended up getting 800 dolors man the police officer can suck my dic*

  • IF I RAN INTO A LEMONADE STAND I WOULD GET A CUP OF LEMONADE AND SING LEMONADE MOUTH

  • "the answer is...KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN"....LOL :D

  • @N16Teen U Evil Fuck

  • @BioPunk612 you are such an idiot.....I quoted something that FLUFFEE said....

  • it woulda been great if the lil' girl woulda pulled a permit and said WAT NOW BITCH!!! xD

  • i would name a giant beaver ugene or cornilleius

  • an anti Constant stupidity law. you're allowed to be stupid every now and then but if you're a fuckin idiot 24/7, JAIL BITCH

  • The dislike bar is non-existant..

  • i would implement a rule obligating all active teachers to give classes while being high ... at the same time

  • i can do whatever the fuck i want...thats the new law and only i have to follow it :D sounds good to me

  • there r 144 dislikes on this video...but i fail to see the red parts

  • Thats how the worlds gonna end...with everyone selling lemonade on the sidewalk

  • I Heard Of This Story, You Make It More Hilarious! XD

  • aha wow the tags are funny

  • Canadian police are RETARDED!!! Used to respect them until recently, but not f*****g anymore! Especially females. My law would be, "Police officers, in any country, remember, you get paid, because we work and pay taxes. So show some freaking respect!"

  • officer Jackass lol

  • Weed being LEGAL!!!

  • taco tusday and weed for all

  • Officer Jack Ass ;)

  • no rip in the chair..how id that happen lol?

  • allow having sex at schools

  • I would make a law that legalizes all psychoactive drugs ;D

  • A.C.A.B

  • my law would be that everyone pays a shitload of money to me

    

  • bow down to me xD

  • the law is that everyone has to have at least a pound of weed in there hand at all times.Little kids only half a pound

  • my law would be that everyone would have to wake-n-bake lol

  • wen i hear police dudes talk all i hear is oink

  • I'd bet the officer just thought "Dude, there's not enough lemonade for everyone to have some, and they should cuz this tastes great!" So he goes home, gets his uniform and stuff, and goes to shut the lemonade stand down. Now, next year everyone will protest and ensure that there's enough lemonade. :P

  • I wouldn't make a law... I would REMOVE the law where you have to go to school 5 DAYS OF A WEEK.

  • I would make a law about no one being able to 'Shut Down' a lemonade stand and if you pass one, no matter how expensive, YOU MUST BUY.

  • LEGALISE WEED!!

  • Legalize weed and sell it at the grocery store for $1 a pound. Duh

  • Fluffe talks videos must be watched 24/7

  • kill jb and his fans

  • that i'm rule tha world gheheehe

  • Why is your nose shiny?

  • screw you cop its a little girl shes supoes to have a good childhood

  • id like to drown that douchbag cop in lemonade

  • Only in Oregon..

  • no bullies unless you wanna go to JAIL law :D

  • I would make a law saying anyone with an iq below 90 couldn't breed. And I'd make alfredo sauce be healthy.

  • kick justin beivers ass mwahahahahahahahahahaha! no, it would be free cookies and sweets on January 19th and 24th

  • @KDsage123 I get free candy too. C'mon. Don't discriminate

  • My law : Fire the stupid cops :P

  • wtf what was this cop thinking

  • Let Girls Have Free Skateboarding at every skate park 24/7

  • @SkaterGirl3499 yes.

  • @xsamx0xX Thank You

    

  • make weed legal :)

  • Be nice people

  • what a bitch

  • Too bad that lil girl's dad wasn't a UFC fighter...crush that cops dreams...not to mention puncture his spleen!

  • id make aah law saying the FLuffee HAS TO take off his hat && tell his REAL name for 1 video !!!!!!!!!!

  • Some Cunt that has nothing els to do shut's her stand down. Cunt must have got raped when he was a little fagit by his dad

  • rape somebady and they can kill the person

  • that cop thinks kaos is a bunch of lemonade stands??? what about all the babies being stolen, all the murders and natural disasters leading to ppl homeless and starving?! some fucking cop. where's his justice?-_-

  • Occupy Lemonade Stands...?

  • hes cute

  • ONLY NIGGERS AND TROLS USE CAPS

    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

  • WEED IS LEGAL AND FREE WEDNESDAYS OF EVERY WEEK!!

  • Oh Fluffee I'm gonna cum if you don't stop..ah..ahh...!!!

  • No more batman

  • This happened to my girlfriend when she was 10 in Cleveland. they also took the 150$ that she made.

    

  • i'd make it so dumb people can't reproduce.

    face it you know that the world will be a better place if all the dumb idoits in the world just "went away". Then we wouldn't be over populated and maybe, just maybe......there will be world peace.

  • if i could make a new law it would be that if anyone plays justin beiber music they can be legally shot.

  • love ur vids

  • if you ever become a cop i will find you and build a lemonaid stand in your house with your name on it ...........officer jackass!!!!!!!

  • officer fucken jackass. sounds legit. 

  • shouldnt that cop have been fighting some real crime like trying to find out were that missing sprinkled donut went

  • Ban Lil Wayne/T-Pain (with the exception of I'm on a Boat by The Lonley Island.)

  • @GuiltySpartan12 take that back. Lil Wayne and Drake

  • i know what you can do. You can just not fucking care officer jackass! lol XD

  • Officer jackass shud b my name! Wait a min. I'm not an officer.... Or a jackass... I think duh duh duh duh!

  • id make every staurday so that u cud slap cops who shut down little girls lemonade stands

  • 1:32 use a full auto instead  ; )

  • it made me laugh most when u said dont care officer jackass lol xD

  • my name is officer jackass and i am offended

  • fuck the police

  • No one can get married until everyone can!

  • Weed is legal:)

  • i would make it my family and me get everything for free day

  • every one must watch fluffeetalks

  • i'd make a law if you wear socks tucked into your tracksuit bottoms/wear burberry hats you can be shot on sight.

  • Pop quiz, What do you do if you see a little girl with a lemonade stand? Dont know? the answer is "KICK THAT MOTA FUCKA DOWN!

    Haha!

  • Tax dollars well spent (Sarcasm)

  • @rageownsyouxD it's llama not lama

  • id make it so u get a lama and a bag of weed on mondays lama mondays :D

  • I would make it so every douchebag rent a cop like this is fired and round house kicked in the junk

  • I would make it legal to watch porn videos if you are under 18. Guys start watching porn when they're 12 and start jacking off to it when they're 14. It's a victimless crime anyway. Legalizing pot is something i see a lot here, that's why I went for something more creative.

    P.S. Pot makes you stupid.

    P.S.S. You're wrong FLuffee, there WAS a crime there. 50¢ for lemonade? Everyone know lemonade is 25¢!

  • I'd make it legal for crack and pot! You bet ch ya!

  • @sqirtledempsey1

    Ugh, crack? You might as well make all drugs legal.

  • Offficer Jackass xD

  • This is why i fucking hate cops... they have nothing to do... fucking fatasses.

  • That if our teachers are on their period they can't work

  • I would make a law saying that " This law here by declares fluffee a legal contract to a poplular tv show and that i get all candy in the world.

  • I would make it so that whenever any male over 13 got a boner, he could legally take any girl he wants and fuck her.

  • my new law would be ps3s for free and xbox 360 and all othe video games

  • They made a joke about this on some show I watched... I didnt think it was true though...

    o_O

  • i hope he gets his daughters lemonade stand shut down.

  • omg, can you grow your beard back? you look like 15....

  • I would outlaw the phrase "it was good"

  • id make it so i get infinity dollars me and fluffe get infinity dollars

  • i love lemonade gay cop :(

  • I'd make it so that Saturdays are "Free Candy For Me And Fluffee" days.

  • yeah well your mum cant help coz i shot her in the head

    no you didnt im right here

    "BANG"

    get down pondebvfbgvsachcvifbvbvdfuvfvn­idbvi fucking ground!!

  • id make a law where people would have to watch fluffee talks atleast onee a day or go to jail :3

  • if you don't get high, ever, you have to do community service

  • LOL i had a worksheet at school that had this story LOL

  • you know what leagalizing weed is stupid beacuse then therre would be a tax on your weed man

  • I would make a law that said, "... Check it out, I'm the law..." But seriously, though, my law would be that no one could post perverted stuff on public anything -_- That means you youtubers that are pervs better make your videos for 18 and up o_e and... stop trying to fuck people through comments...

  • YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED RI SHUT DOUW LITTLE GIRLS LEMONADE STANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yah, canada's security rules, cops really don't have better things to do...

  • ok that cops a bored fucking ass whole who needs to be beat over the head with a bat and taught some FUCKING DECENCY!

  • its so true that cops like donuts, i went into a station when i was 9 and i asked if they really ate donuts. they said no but when i walked by the lounge there was a huge stack of donut boxes and i was like holy fuck! (i was 9 so i didnt really think that)

  • Men cannot wear pants

  • what the hell police officer? ಠ_ಠ

  • Brruce

  • note to self: Bingo the Beaver

  • it would be illeagal for women to have shirts/bras accept uglies

  • it would be illeagal for women to have shirts/bras

  • Spend money on usefull things. In my area they are cutting back school funds because there isnt enough money but have money to build stupid islands with trees in the middle of the road that you have to go around.

  • article one: any bullshit ticket received by a cop sitting in a speed trap can be argued by giving the officer one square kick in the testicles.

    article two: weed for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "You can just not care, Officer Jackass", my favorite part xD

  • ban all dickheaded police like him

  • ALL HOT GIRLS WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS!

  • *BANG* Get Down On the Ground Im Not F**king Around!!! HAHAH!!

  • lol kick that mother fucker down!

  • My law would be if you had a nice set of titties that you would have to let me motorboat them :D

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  • you know its a good video when no one has disliked it in over a month

  • my law would be that i can make a law :)

  • mylaw wouldbe DO WHAT EVA THE HELL YA WANT :D

  • If they were selling dounuts you would of bought a shitload lollololololol it made me lol

  • its the police state and the police are the nazis

  • people only could wear fluffee clothes

  • lol

  • I would outlaw spencer pratt, and pratt wannabes, fuck you all, dumb ass douche bags

  • i would make a law that smoking will be illegal

  • fluffee i was just wondering whats your real name

  • @yanni1000000 his name is Allen

  • get things for free

  • i would make a law to were justin bieber couldnt sing anymore :D

  • i would make it illegal to not watch fluffee daily

  • i would not only make pot legal ... for the entire world... i would make it illegal to not smoke pot.

  • @jakedancer -_-"

  • @jakedancer What about people with allergies to pot? And no, pot is not hypo-allergenic.

  • @Mukade2k6 well then they're screwed. 

  • @jakedancer I would make a law where people like you are aborted.

  • Whoops I meant videos :)

  • I love you fluffee make more visa please!!!

  • I would make it legal...

  • Opps i meant u should put that on a tshirt

  • You should put:

    HEY, WHATZ UP

  • YOU CAN JUST NOT FUCKING CARE OFFICER JACKASS!

  • my law would be: give fluffee his own tv show and to distribute his merchandise everywhere!

  • My law? Well to put it simply I would MAKE EVERYONE MY SLAVE!!!!! mwahahahaha......

  • BANG! Get DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW IM NOT PLAYING AROUND LOL LMAO

  • My law would be everyone had to pee at 9:00 on the dot, where-ever they were